>>508184068 (OP)Globohomo will never give you a waifu. Globohomo demands prima nocta with its nigger pets on any wife you get in spite of it's best efforts to keep you down and will dispossess you of everything at a moments notice.
However an American Ceasar is coming who will end globohomo and bring a restoration. To his legions he makes the simple promise, service guarantees waifu.