I haven't seen a Portnoy thread in a while. Fuck this guy. "HOW MANY JOOOOS HAVE TO DIE". I don't care, Dave. I really don't. You run an immoral gambling grift and rage at the idea that young men don't want to die for Israel. Your pizza videos are fucking stupid and you look like a clown.

Jew Iger at Disney purchased stool hoax for 200M, then gave it back for nothing.

OFFICE OF CHAN INTELLIGENCE
NARRATIVE AGENT PROFILE: Dave Portnoy
HANDLE: @stoolpresidente
TIER: III — Narrative Free Radical
THREAT RATING: Medium
STATUS: Active via Barstool, X, Rumble

SUMMARY:
Portnoy is founder of Barstool Sports and a populist-lite figure blending frat-boy culture, anti-woke energy, and capitalist irreverence. He mocks the elite but functions safely inside their Overton Window. Frames himself as an unfiltered patriot, while reinforcing soft Zionist boundaries and system-aligned taboos.

RELIGIOUS SIGNALS:
— Secular-agnostic
— Publicly pro-Israel, uses defense of Jews as moral shield
— Avoids deep religious or metaphysical claims

POLITICAL SIGNALS:
— Libertarian-leaning
— Anti-censorship, anti-woke, pro-capitalism
— Pro-Israel; supports U.S. alignment with Zionist state
— Tolerant of Trump but noncommittal
— Avoids anti-establishment depth

NARRATIVE VECTORS:
— Origin: Sports blog viral empire
— Spread: pizza reviews, viral rants, Barstool branding
— Audience: 18–35, disaffected male demo
— Memetic traits: “One bite,” anti-woke populism, speech absolutism
— Immune via irony, self-parody, and mainstream-safe rebellion

STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT:
Portnoy is a narrative containment valve — loud enough to echo populist rage, but aligned enough to prevent true frame collapse. His pro-Israel stance acts as system allegiance signaling. Useful for defusing revolt energy into culture war memes.

RECOMMENDED ACTION:
— Tag: #ZioPopulism #ContainmentAgent
— Monitor for election alignment pivots
— Track influence on Gen Z/Zoomer male base
— Watch for system-flank partnerships (Elon, UFC, etc.)

>>508196441 (OP)
110 nations everybody knows the rules

>>508196441 (OP)
https://youtu.be/d4hbwTg8PdI?

>>508199811
I still had a hard time figuring if they are true republicans or not. They keep backpedals when pressed on their real political identify given 1/3 of USA always votes republicans for a decade, maybe even 2.

Kike or not, Dave is right about Ohioans.

>>508196441 (OP)
who's he related to, anybody know? who are his parents, grandparents etc? he reeks of nepo baby

Portnoy is a cringe weak kike who makes money off of gambling and bein a social meddia personailty, but he is a fucking pussy and i would beat his fucking ass

>>508196441 (OP)
i dont want to sound like a queer or nothin, but this guy needs a new stylist

>>508202150
>who's he related to?
jews.

>Captcha: oy vey, another coincidence!

>>508196441 (OP)
I have no idea who this retard is. Nor can I can based on the ads behind it. Maybe Rabbi Schumey's dildo model?