Germans are roasting!

>>508206524 (OP)
Lmao is this real?

>>508206524 (OP)
jesus christ almighty

>78f

>>508206524 (OP)
Oh noooo, summer is hot

>>508206595
Aaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>508206524 (OP)
zis time ze entire country is one giant oven!

>>508206524 (OP)
>highest temperature is 31
HOLY KRAUTS are liderally burning to death!

>>508206524 (OP)
>30C

>>508206524 (OP)
>82 Fahrenheit with pratically zero humidity

this is hell on earth

>tags the men
why are germs such fags

I have a hard time taking this kind of shit seriously. Where I grew up -20F (-28C) in the winter and 100F (37C) in the summer was not uncommon.

your ancestors are ashamed of you for cowering before nature

>>508206524 (OP)
nigger i’m wearing a hoodie

>>508207150

no one here has ac

>>508206524 (OP)
>28
>flames
Taking the fucking piss

>>508206698
AAHHHHHH
REEEEEDDDDDDDDD
RED! RED! AHHHHHHHHHH THE MAP IS REEEEEEEEED!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY MADE THE MAP RED AAAAHHHHHH
RED MAP RED MAP NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHH

i'm cold

Like in Dresden in the good old days. That was one mighty BBQ

>>508206524 (OP)
ze climate change iz real zerefore ve must eat ze bugs and take sand people in ze anus

>>508206524 (OP)
Last time it was this hot in Europe, my ancestors went up the chimneys

>>508206698
https://mythdetector.com/en/weather-forecast-colors-and-global-warming/

>>508206595
of course not
>>508207304
https://www.logicallyfacts.com/en/fact-check/false-no-german-weather-broadcast-did-not-show-map-on-fire

>>508207329
you see, the redder the map gets, the more your parents pay for the electric bill to keep your room cool, the one you will never move out of as a grown adult

>>508206524 (OP)
Sign of god get back to it klotemoffen.

>>508206524 (OP)
>31
>up in flame
Dafuq?

>>508206524 (OP)
>82°f
Seems like perfect weather

>>508206524 (OP)
Why does it always get hot at this time of year? It gets colder later in the year. Is this climate change, 29c is going to kill everyone.

>31 celsius is 87 fahrenheit
are europoors really that weak?

>>508207457
"fact checks" are the most biased propaganda bullshit ever. Their own "fact check" has nothing to do with facts but their own subjective interpretation.

It's hotter here. Spent the day outside, comfy, about to go shopping and visit some friends. By foot of course.

>>508207700
cope and seethe

>>508206698
I like the tits and ass from 2017 but the face from 2022

This has been debunked. There is no proof that the reason weather forecasts changed the iconography is because they want to fearmonger about global warming. Stop misinforming.

>>508206524 (OP)
We need to cut welfare benefits to zero for the sake of global boiling

>>508207770
OP has a point, “fact checkers” are inherently biased and should be ignored. It’s misinformation masquerading as truth.

>>508207457
@grok, this true?

>>508207457
>AFP: The maps are real, although misleading
>The second photo, with the map in yellow and red colors, is from the same program but actually aired on June 20, 2022, one day before the date indicated in the broadcast photo.
Thanks for Correcting the Record™, kind stanger!

>>508208031
Which things did they get wrong exactly?

>>508206884
Why do you want humidity? That would make it even worse.
Also aren't you fags always bragging about your pisswasser "beer"? Why don't you just crack a cold one open and grill?

>>508206524 (OP)
>28c
>everything is on fire
I don't even run the AC under 85 degrees. That's open window weather, maybe a fan. Can Europeans not afford fans?

>>508206524 (OP)
I'm moderately fit and the weather is really nice. The main reason people are worried over heat in summer is that they are old, decrepit, fat and generally unfit.

>>508207457
>still posting this shit
Nigga, I can look up the fucking Tageschau from 2017 without a problem and guess what? THEY USED ALREADY FUCKING COLORS BACK THEN and not "green for everything"
Stop spamming your fucking disinfo already you spastic retard.

>>508206884
>>508207634
>82°f

I've seen higher nightime lows than 82 F in Oklahoma in the summer.

>>508206524 (OP)
This can't be real. LMAO.

>>508208154
I’m just saying fact checkers should be ignored. They are privately or state funded to push messaging. Often the product is deliberately pedantic or reframe questions in a way to prove their agenda. Scare tactics are all that the “scientists” have left. Yes they are definitely not scientists because they say the science is settled, the antithesis of the scientific method.

>>508208366
we're not doing that anymore you dumb pajeet. we're doing climate change. get with the times or we'll make you put deodorant on.

>>508206524 (OP)
i hate libtards so fucking much
they need to be fired from every profession, they can suck dick on the street to survive for all i care

>>508206925
What did you just call me?!

>>508206524 (OP)
good

>>508206698
It's cooler in 2022.
She wears more clothes in 2022.
But the map is red hot.
You can't hate the media enough.

>>508207438
Shut up kike, you are not funny and that unfortunately didn’t happen. Go cry to the dirty rabbi that ate off your foreskin you subhuman rat

>>508208517
Sorry saar, I will be gut von nun an

>>508208236
kek

>>508206524 (OP)
Was half expecting CGI fighter jets to roar across the screen, and some explosions.

>>508206524 (OP)
Ah yes. Also known as good weather.
It's so rare in Germany that people get spooked every time and start driving electric shitboxes.

>>508206524 (OP)
Oy gevalt!! The hollowcost never stops

>>508206524 (OP)
Looool it's not even hot for summer. It starts getting normal hot at 32. They have to push propaganda on retarded normies fucks

>>508206524 (OP)
>18
lmao

>>508207341
Is it winter there now mate?

>>508208464
You gotta take your father' s cock out of your mouth, I can hardly hear you.

>>508206524 (OP)
In what way is 30C uncommon in germany?

>>508206524 (OP)
>80 degrees F is considered hot and red

>>508206524 (OP)
Lol. Pussy faggots.

>>508209312
32 can be nothing or it can be a bitch, depending on humidity levels, and humidity can vary pretty greatly across the same country throughout each particular region.

>>508206524 (OP)
Oh my god we need social credit system now!!!

The media is ran by rich boomers and women who complain at the slightest discomfort
They would die after a real days work even if it were 15° outside.
it's nice summer weather outside, finally

>>508207634
I'll always stand by my theory that the reason Eurosharts worship the metric system so much is because they're bureaucratic retards who can't read fractions. That's why US tradesmen are masters of their craft while a tradie from somewhere like the UK is a bumbling moron who estimates everything and leaves his work looking like shit.

>>508209517
Yes, yes, you're retarded ,we know.

>>508208464
Stop being gay please

>>508210264
Fuck off degenerate

The Germans call it "hattenschvetty"

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S RED I'M DYYYIIINNGGGGG

>>508206524 (OP)
Bitch it's 36 C here and I just mowed my lawn and smoked a fatty with a cold cup of lemonade and this is a nice day I'm so fucking tired of being related to you European pussies I'm going to go plow a thick Latina just to spite you pathetic fucks

>>508210449
you realise that the metric system in infinitely easier and more accurate right?
how would you even write the minimum and maximum size for a tolerance in numerals in imperial?
lets say 26.5mm g7 (-0.007 / -0.028mm)
26.493mm to 46.472mm
https://medias.schaeffler.be/en/knowledge-center/plain-bearings/ISO-tolerances

working with any sort of accuracy in the imperial system seems like it would require a master mathematician, while in Metric it's easy

>>508211202
Germans call it ‘schwanzesaugen’

>>508211569
26.472* ofcourse

Munich, Germany had a high temp of 78F and a low of 48F. That is comfy as fuck. Perfect weather.

>>508206884
Nigger if you had 120% humidity like Florida you would die in 10 seconds.

>IT'S HOT? IN SUMMERTIME? IN GERMANY?!

>>508206524 (OP)
>low temps in the fucking 50’s
Just like wait a few hours and open a window. It won’t drop below 80° here until after midnight, and this will last into October.

Ukko will come soon np

>>508210449
>I'll always stand by my theory that the reason Eurosharts worship the metric system
Even the NASA uses the metric system.

>>508206524 (OP)
Maybe it's a holocaust simulation.

>>508206524 (OP)
water literally freezes under 34 degrees. the retardation of euros truly has no bottom.

>>508206698
Came to post this. The manipulation is so amateurish

>>508210264
This. Everything can be traced back to the eternal boomer. Fuck I hope they rot away in their sterile perfectly insulated boomer mansion

>>508208730
>>508207438
abhorrent leafpost
truly shameful

Would you faggots stop with this continues spam of made up shit?
The weather forecast has always looked like this, everyone here can easily check it out for yourself.
https://youtu.be/GhgKtqMCPsc?feature=shared&t=1071

It's much warmer than that indoors where I've been working all day. 31C.
Why are people so dumb about the temperature.

My Gambian and Ugandan colleagues are complaining about the heat here. I'm not sure about the mainland but the humidity here is worse than Mumbai.

>>508208361
I don't get this either. That's not even really HOT. HOT is in the 90s with 70%+ humidity.

>>508211515
>36 C here
I’ve been in the Mediterranean (Mallorca) but only ONE time, because it was almost 30°C - MUCH too hot for us Nordic people born with smoking hot bodies.

>>508208464
You definitely need to compare with a similar time of the year, not mid October, and comparable temps to come to a conclusion.
In case you didn't.
Now go and report back, thank you!

>>508213570
I did you fucking retard. I literally looked at the same date >>508206698 has. They're all on youtube.

>>508212192
cute bait

>>508206524 (OP)
Mein gott

RIP Cologne.

>>508207700
Fact check: no, they are not biased.
Experts agree that fact check websites are fair and balanced.

>>508206524 (OP)
>emergerd 30 degrees is le scorching hot
pussies.

>>508206595
Yeah, it's 26C today in Denmark. I took my whole family to the beach as an emergency precaution, but even tho we sipped iced juices and ice-lattes under a big umbrella, we probably almost died from the intense heat.

Also there were a lot of jellyfish, the stingy kind.

I'm in my living room now, recovering with a mojito. Plz send thoughts and prayers, frens.

>>508211569
imperial is just a judaic system designed to keep americans stupid and useless, like common core education

>>508214627
Based fact checker. I'd say you're doing the good Lord's work, but fact checkers have confirmed that there is no God.

>>508213913
I see, I did not look at the posts in detail.
However, due to your aggression, we will now consider you wrong.
Good job.

>>508206524 (OP)
Rostock looks fine. Is it a good city, krautz?

>>508216073
There's no good cities in Germanistan

>>508207634
When it's 0°f it's zero percent hot outside, when it's 100°f it's 100% hot outside. It's the perfect system of measuring temperature in relation to the human body.

>>508216722
0F is the temperature salt water freezes at

>>508206524 (OP)
Skill issue

>>508207790
no reason not to have both

>>508216849
There isn't a single kind of "salt water" that freezes at a specific temperature. The zero point was chosen to have 64 degrees between water's freezing point and normal human body temperature.

>>508206524 (OP)
>30º
>roasting
lmao fucking pansies

Die heimtückische Sonne versteckt sich hinter einer dicken Wolkenschicht. Das ist die Gelegenheit, ohne sich den tödlichen Strahlen auszusetzen, wenigstens für einen Moment vor das Haus zu gehen und nach dem Rechten zu sehen. Ich verpacke mich also in den vom Ministerium für Hitze empfohlenen, luftdicht geschlossenen, vierlagigen Hitzeschutzanzug (außen reflektierende Folie, dann Asbestgewebe vor einer Schicht Styroporflocken, innen ein Wollfilzflies). Das Ding wiegt annähernd 35 Kilogramm und schränkt die Bewegungen stark ein, doch wer nicht verkochen will, nimmt das gerne auf sich.

Kaum vor der Türe bricht mir der Schweiß aus allen Poren. Das Wollfilzflies saugt sich voll und wird immer schwerer. 10 Minuten, sagt der Hersteller, hält dieser Anzug Lufttemperaturen von bis zu maximal 20 Grad stand. Ich drücke den Startknopf der eingebauten Stoppuhr und beginne dann mit der Inspektion der Außenhaut des Hauses. Die Verkleidung des Dachgeschosses hat gelitten und löst sich, vor allem vor den Fenstern, brandblasenartig ab. Das könnte noch heute zu einer Katastrophe führen, doch an eine Reparatur ist frühestens ab 23.00 Uhr zu denken. Ich muss die Feuerwehr anrufen. Wenn ich Glück habe, wird der Dämmzug noch heute Nacht vorbeikommen und den Dämmschaumüberzug erneuern. Man hatte mich ja gewarnt. Besser sei es, die Fenster zuzumauern, bevor gedämmt wird, doch ich Narr hatte nicht damit gerechnet, dass es so schlimm kommen könnte. Im Gegenteil, die ersten Frühdämmer hatte ich noch belächelt. Habe die Dämmschaumbarriere erst anbringen lassen, als die Gebäudeversicherung drohte, die Prämien um fünfhundert Prozent zu erhöhen, oder, wegen der exponierten Lage meines Hauses, den Vertrag sogar einseitig aufzukündigen. Das würde mich nicht von der Pflicht zur Gebäudebrandversicherung entbinden, so die Bundesregierung eindringlich mahnend, und dass ein nicht versichertes Gebäude nicht mehr genutzt werden dürfe.

Zwei Minuten sind schon um. Jetzt kommt der anstrengende Teil der Inspektion. Auf die Leiter und den Zustand der Dachziegel kontrollieren. Es handelt sich um Betonsteine. Äußerst robust, normalerweise, aber eben anfällig für Hitze, insbesondere für den gelegentlich kochenden Regen, der aus den brodelnd aufgeheizten Wolken fällt, die von der Sonne unbarmherzig beschienen werden. Noch sieht alles gut aus. Vorsichtig hebe ich einen Betonziegel aus dem Verbund, um die Dicke zu prüfen. Bis zu drei Millimeter pro Jahr sollen von Hitze und Strahlung wegerodiert werden, heißt es in einer Broschüre des Heimatschutzministeriums. Das kostet natürlich Gewicht und vergrößert die Gefahr, dass die leichter gewordene Dachhülle vom Sturmwind davongetragen wird. Am Nachmittag soll es Böen mit Windgeschwindigkeiten von bis zu 5 m/sec geben. Das ist jetzt die neue Windstärke 5. Gottseidank! Das Dickenmessgerät gibt Entwarnung. Schlimmstenfalls fehlen bisher 2 Millimeter. Das wird für diesen Sommer noch reichen. Nächstes Jahr wird allerdings die Neueindeckung fällig.

Schweißtriefend bin ich wieder runter von der Leiter. Stehe inmitten der schon arg in Mitleidenschaft gezogenen Sträucher, die ich rings ums Haus gesetzt hatte. Sehen noch ganz normal aus. Volle Belaubung, sattes Grün. Doch sie sind längst tot. Man darf sie keinesfalls berühren, dann zerfallen sie zu hochgiftigem Staub, hieß es neulich im gemeinsamen Morgenmagazin von ARD und ZDF. Die Hitze habe sie konserviert, so der Experte im Interview. Das sei so ähnlich wie damals beim Ausbruch des Vesuv in Pompeji.

Neun Minuten. Höchste Zeit ins sichere Gemäuer zurückzukehren. Au! Vor lauter Hektik gestolpert. Gut, dass ich die Wege nicht asphaltiert habe. Sonst würde ich jetzt am flüssigen Asphalt kleben und als Schmorbraten verenden. Mühsam rapple ich mich hoch. Die Stoppuhr piept. Meine Zeit ist abgelaufen. Die reflektierende Folie meines Schutzanzuges hat es nicht überstanden und hängt in Fetzen herunter. Jetzt kommt auch noch die Sonne heraus. Brennender Schmerz überall auf der Haut, wo die schützende Folie fehlt. Ich muss es schaffen, ins Haus zu kommen. Nur noch zehn Meter, acht, fünf …

Es ist aus.

>>508206884
or as we call it in California, April

>>508206698

>>508207634
Sit your ass down, mutt.

>>508207073
I'm in the Canadian prairies. It hit -40 here this winter and it's currently 31 and I'm not even sweating. How fucking weak are these people lmao

>>508217017
geile Wetterschlampe

>>508206524 (OP)
Oh no. The same psy op everywhere.

>>508217709
lol Hitze einfach noch heimtückischer als dieses Covid Nineteen

>>508219102
>the same
not really, let's see in 1 month

>>508206524 (OP)

I seriously can't understand why Eurofags are such pussies about the weather. It gets slightly warmer that a perfect day and they start losing their shit.
An please, don't go on about "muh old buildings with no AC!" I've lived all over the US without AC and it doesn't even get uncomfortable until around 35C.

>>508207279
It's 200 euros! Or just complain for 3 months.

>>508206698
One is a heat map, one is just a map. You are retarded.

you can see the state media as 24/7 real time satire now
>its basically prawda level

>>508217548
>>508217625
>>508217709
This is an English language board, faggot. Nobody speaks cuckschprokken here.

>>508206524 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVKTR7ZaLIg

>>508218398
North Americans live in AC everywhere they go. Please shut the fuck up. 40C all day in Florida is infinitely more tolerable than even 30C without AC.