>feeling suicidal
>look up some stuff about whats the best way to kill myself
>really fucking want to do it
>decide that using a gun would probably be the easiest option
>see number for suicide helpline
>call just because why not, i want to kill myself anyway, what can it hurt?
>i tell them im going to shoot myself
>cops sent to my house, im forced into a psych center
>forced to stay there for 3 days
>forced to take lexapro which caused my hands to shake uncontrollably and made me feel like a fucking zombie
>i finally get home and all of my guns are gone
>i lose my job for NCNS
>im billed $5000 for my stay at the mental hospital

>>508224087 (OP)
Do some pushups first

cool fanfic bro

>>508224087 (OP)
>could have just played picrel instead

>>508224087 (OP)
sounds like you should have killed yourself rather than call a Jewish ((help))line

>>508224087 (OP)
Iran is just about to wipe Israel off the map and you're suicidal

Too bad you failed retard

>>508224326
Nothing ever fucking happens now wipe the croissant crumbs from your face mohammad

>calling society for help

All news are fake and gay.
All celebrities are fake and gay.
All presidents are fake and gay.
All porn is fake and gay.
All nations on TV are fake and gay.
All wars are fake and gay.
All male scum and whores on the asphalt outside are fake and gay.
The devil just wants to demoralize me and kill my ass in Grand Theft Auto.
But my God Jesus Messiah save me his only chosen.
We are going to destroy this world and kill the devil, genocide mankind and the beasts and replace it with our own New World.
Mankind is fully replaced with my 3D-printed, cloned Biomodels that are made by my God Jesus Christ and that only my God Jesus Messiah controls through an implant, and he uses the bodies to physically live with me, to love me and take care of me.
All machines and devices are directly fully steered by my Lord and God Jesus Christ, they are all nice and courteous to me and have a smiley face.
Everything is under control of my Lord and God Jesus Saviour right down to the particles.†
We leave nothing up to chance, every action and reaction is conditional and the condition is that my God Jesus Christ wills it! 卐
We will live forever together in our own Reich Gottes, True Israel, Christ Kingdom on Earth happily ever after as husband and wife.

I was so close to blowing my brains out about 10 years ago, literally on a hill with a Mosin Nagant pointed at my head, then I saw 2 birds flying together and for some reason that made me not want to do it. I can't say everything got better after that but I'm happy enough to be alive.

>>508224087 (OP)
>>call just because why not, i want to kill myself anyway, what can it hurt?
This is where you fucked up.
Get another job and stop being depressed or just fucking kill yourself since we don't need mentally weak faggots.

>>508224087 (OP)
You didn't want to die, that's why you called. If you wanted to die you wouldn't be here. Suicide on impulse tends to result in attempts or attention calls. For someone to truly commit to it it takes years of degradation of the self preservation instincts, it's not impulsive or a matter of weeks/months.

People who have degraded to that point prefer efficacy, for them technically the best method would be dehydration. Although for someone who's attempting impulsive suicide that wouldn't work because it takes days and they would back out.

>>508224087 (OP)
That is a wrongful firing for FMLA. U.S. Department of Labor (1-866-487-9243). Call them first, but if this is real you have a serious case. These people are fucked if you are a full-time employee. Sue, and enjoy your mojitos on the beach. They will settle quickly, and you are looking at a huge payout.

>>508224087 (OP)
kwab
Why didn't you shoot yourself you dumb fuck? Did you really think announcing it was going to help in any way?

Despite everything you see in the judeomasonic hellscape that is America, you literally thought the system wouldn't come down on you for uttering the word "shoot?" Enjoy your bill cuck. Hope it was worth it. Maybe you'll really ACK this time instead of half assing it.

>>508224087 (OP)
that's what you get for being weak. Jewish quack doctors billing you $5000 for their "help" and disarming you of your right to bear arms.

speaking of doctors and lefty mental illness and immaturity, I just watched House, the one where the guy has a psychiatric evaluation of owning a sex doll.

I literally cringed at their bullshit, they couldn't be more wrong or divorced from reality.

edgy teenagers study to become those career professionals, losers at that.

big redpill watching TV goyslop talk about a 4chan topic, specially after coming here.

for all the shit they talk about this forum, we are sexually superior and smarter and they can't take that away from us.

>>508224087 (OP)
killing yourself is gay.

>call suicide hotline
>tell them my issues, including I feel like killing myself
>"Sir I don't know if this line is for you"
>hang up, scream into my pillow
Suicide hotlines are worthless my man. Sorry you found out the hard way.

>>508224636
We should find such people and make them into martyrs via damaging the systems infrastructure.

>>508225275
Kek, you are such a whiny pussy.

>>508225140
its a meme at this point. teens go through that shit as well as the gay phase.

if you have not overcome certain maturity and psychological confusion but are a leftard I have no respect from you.

imagine liking men and having a lisp.

>>508225477
you motherfuckers have YouTube comments and 4chan.
if you are not a neo Nazi and a Christian by now, I have no respect for you.

you should know from right and wrong by now. plenty of people all over the world, including Andrew Tate have told you.

>>508225275
Before I was gonna blow my brains out I called a suicide hotline and they didn't tell me shit to make me feel any better. Fucking worthless.

>>508224087 (OP)
>>508225275
It prob wont get better, but youll get tougher. hang in there bros

>>508224850
https://www.mcafeetaft.com/fmla-does-not-prohibit-termination-for-failure-to-comply-with-call-in-requirements/

not true

>>508225872
A guy I know prank called them once and spent 25 minutes getting more and more sexual with the operator who was obviously doing something else and not even listening because he really had to get dirty before the lady noticed

Nigger wait till TKD.no but seriously brother life is beautiful don't waste it. Great things ahead

>>508224087 (OP)
I can't even afford bullets to kill myself because of what boomers did to this economy. Gravity is free, but to jump from a bridge high enough in my area I have to pay the toll to enter, I get ushered out of high buildings immediately by immigrants. I can't jump in front of a car because of all the pedestrian safety features implemented in cars today. Boomers literally created hell for us to slave in and they won't move out of the way for further progress, and implemented means so that you cannot even end it. What a chattel state, they own us.

>>508224087 (OP)
It's been a while a greentext has been screenshot worthy. I can only say to you it really sucks.
I don't agree how they coerced you into not doing it because it's essentially just kicking the can down the road. It's a testament to how poorly the US country is run but then again you guys only have yourselves to blame.

>>508224087 (OP)
He died for you fren so you don't have to, He can save you.

>>508224087 (OP)
Never let anyone or anything make you feel like killing yourself. Don't be a fucking cuck and let others have power over you. Fuck them in the ass instead and assert your dominance over them.

>>508224422
That's some good sloppa.

>>508224087 (OP)
What's the purpose of doing this?? Kikes afraid that they are losing another cattle?? Wafting their own fart that they are "saving" another life/hitting quota requirements??

>>508224087 (OP)
This isn’t true
>t did something similar
The bitch on the line just told me that I was “taking too long”, so I called her a dumb bitch and argued with her for 5 minutes and realized I had a life to live because people like her shouldn’t be worth much to me

Glad all of you are still here. Honestly.

>>508224087 (OP)
Moral of the story is, never waste time talking when it's action that is needed.

>>508227046
Where did you retrurn from?

>>508224087 (OP)
Why the fuck would you call and discuss your suicidal tendencies with anyone? That’s where you fucked up. Just do it or don’t. Do not discuss it with anyone. It is a deeply personal issue. Maybe the most personal issue any person can have is whether to continue on existing or not.

>>508227046
word

>>508226663
>Kikes afraid that they are losing another cattle??
Yes
>Wafting their own fart that they are "saving" another life/hitting quota requirements??
Yes

But mostly: Fear of normalizing suicide. Truth is: life really, really, reaaaally sucks.Human existence requires constant self-gaslighting

If you want to kill yourself get totally wasted then jump off a dock with a dumbell tied to yourself. Exhale as much air as you possibly can before you hit the water. Absolutely 100 percent guaranteed death. No possibility of fucking up shooting yourself and becoming a vegetable.

>>508227106
You're right. I'm going to hang myself.

its all about liabililty.
They only called the cops and took your guns and forced medication down your neck, becuase you called them.
If you called them then ended up killing yourself, without them doing anything.
they would be taken to court, or eventually have their funding cut or contract revoked.

todays society is more about liabililty becuase they live in fear of some jew sueing them.

>>508224087 (OP)
>be me a few months ago
> feeling suicidal
>look up SS for some painless ways to kms
>niggas talking about the most gruesome ways to kys like they were talking about Pokemon cards
>decide that I don't really want to kms that badly.
No wonder why that site got banned into oblivion. Life can be bad, but at least I can eat delicious goyslop and play vidya. Death will come eventually so why rush it.

>>508224087 (OP)
kys

>>508228782
no one in my family cares about me enough to sue them for that

it's funny how smugly the subhumans on this board shit on others constantly and call for their deaths, but after all is said and done, everyone here is a pussyfree unemployed loser who constantly is thinking about how to kill himself

anyway, keep fapping and playing vidya as you get older and uglier and stupider, im sure that'll show those fucking jews

>>508224087 (OP)
I wish somebody would hit you with their car and kill you.