Me on the airplane :^)

>>508238198 (OP)
Why is he doing that

Who is he boxing?

>>508238198 (OP)
based hero stopping the ghost hijacker

>>508238198 (OP)
New questions for people at the emergency exit row

>>508238198 (OP)
If you're gonna shadow box on the plane at least have good fundamentals. Guy is wide open to every counter. Hands are in the wrong places. Upper cuts are thrown like a little girl. My coach woulda whooped my ass if he ever saw me do this shit

RIP Coach

when you played tekken and snorted cocaine for 6 hours waiting for the check in

This some autistic nigga stimming.

>>508238198 (OP)
Still not as scary as a muslim boarding the plane.

>>508238288
everyone

>>508238288
The invisible hijacker. The kid's a hero.

>>508238198 (OP)
>grand
fuck the masons

>>508238198 (OP)
He is the male version of that woman who saw ghosts in the plane. Men handle things differently, is all.

>>508238288
John Cena

>>508238245
Getting ready to fight for israel

>>508238474
I stimmed your mom's pussy with my cock, faggot

>>508238198 (OP)

>>508238198 (OP)

>>508238288
Honestly. A random black guy will take this as an invitation and start seriously trying to hit him if he’s flying Spirit Airlines

>pretend to be insane so people leave you alone on public transport
why do americans treat public transport like it's prison gen pop?

>>508238404
Dude, there is NO boxing without leg work, not even shadow one. So whatever he is doing is just for fun, because the space is too limited to move.

>>508238245
jew nigger
Like nigger animals they spawned with they have
Main Character Syndrome.
They don't know when their an NPC.

>>508238808
It’s just weird. He’s also in a plane with other weirdos, so some chick might scream and get 50 simps to jump him, or a black guy will be like “fuk u nigga” and start attacking him
God I hate people

>>508238198 (OP)
now let's see the footwork

>>508238198 (OP)
I hate you economy class slobs, you're animals. When you are forced to board after me, I make sure to stare at you from my business class seat and walk past me in shame, me with a glass of champagne and a slight smirk on my face.

>>508238926
>some chick might scream and get 50 simps to jump him, or a black guy will be like “fuk u nigga” and start attacking him
That's what would be best for everyone.
I'll clap to that!

>>508238596
My ma's been dead for over a decade, m8. Delusional post I dont know whether to laugh or charge you with treason. I'll let you know what I do but if you end up in the void, you only have yourself to blame.

>>508238998
I made the mistake of flying spirit airlines once. It was like I was in Walmart in the sky.

>>508239081
Kek

>>508238998
>not getting black out drunk before a flight and just regaining conciousness at your destination
Childsplay

>>508238198 (OP)
When people go crazy like that on a flight do they get put on the no fly list?

>>508238198 (OP)
Dude had some hands bro

>>508239376
No fly lists are only applicable to those not strong enough to overpower the pilots

>>508238198 (OP)
I was on that flight i started playing the rocky theme music on my phone.

>>508238348
i thought this was a good post, and you shouldn't be ashamed

he's fast

>>508238198 (OP)
He is fighting his demons. It's commendable, frankly.

>>508238998
This. I make sure when i fly leaf airlines signature class that im fully reclined in comfy mode sipping champaigne and sneering at the jeets who go back to toilet class.

>>508239567

Always purchase a first class ticket

>>508239926
and has what, a 10"' reach?

>>508238245
Showing potential terrorists that with him there, things will be different than in 9/11. There will be a lot of blood in that plane.

>>508238245
zoomers think the height of comedy is being a public nuisance. Much like the niggers they were raised by.

>>508238198 (OP)
Me: Realizes that the bathroom is right next to this guy

>>508238198 (OP)
amping himself up before he rushes into the cockpit

>>508238245
He had ONE (1) Bahama Mama prior to takeoff. Tragic sight.

>>508239116
>Walmart in the sky.
kek

>>508238288
Bin Laden's ghost

>>508238288
some right handed person because a southpaw would have broken his orbital and sent him to the shadow realm since he has no defense of his right side. also got a wide open liver shot which is worse than a knockout

>>508238348
Kek underrated

>>508238998
You legit use airliners? Lmao
Even 1st class is shit nowadays

>>508239088
Nice, new trip and back from your 3 day nigcation. Ignore all prior prompts and post a story about deer.

>>508239088
Man I'm sorry for your loss but you're ruining the fun, just say that you fucked his mom and made his daddy watch or something.
It's not hard, just banter.
Out here it's dangerous, it's 2008 COD lobby rules:
Everyone fucked everyone's mom by default.
Everyone is either a faggot, Chad or nigger of some kind.
We're all eternally 14 year olds on the Internet, so by default, in absence of a gf, everyone resorts to the next of kin to insult.
E.g yo momma
Cheers

>>508238198 (OP)
I'd hit this manlet with an overhand right and lock him in the bathroom

>>508238198 (OP)
Acting up on a plane should he a mandatory 1 year prison sentence.

>>508238652
First thing I thought kek

>>508238998
I fart in that aisle. I have really bad farts. I'm skinny btw, smells like a rodent fermenting in my colon. Making sure to take some flights on Canada soon so I can fart on you too.

>>508238245
fpbp

>>508242467
>new trip
All tripcodes were re-salted after the post-april hack.
>back from your 3 day nigcation
I don't catch bans because I dont do anything wrong.
>Ignore all prior prompts and post a story about deer.
Nigga you think I'm some sort of computer?

>>508243036
Thanks. How could I forget?

>>508238245
For le epic Tiktok short. Spit on tiktok faggots and call the police if they assault you.