Thread 508246034 - /pol/ [Archived: 933 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: MIaBpcuTCanada
6/22/2025, 2:09:10 AM No.508246034
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How do I avoid the draft?
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Anonymous ID: 90COCNj9United States
6/22/2025, 2:10:04 AM No.508246152
>>508246034 (OP)
you can't saars you shit skins got imported to die for jews, Hail CANADA!
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Anonymous ID: S6yrT3ZdUnited Kingdom
6/22/2025, 2:10:46 AM No.508246275
>>508246034 (OP)
cut your dick off sar
Anonymous ID: pAYEkr9ZUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:11:03 AM No.508246316
>>508246034 (OP)
Stop writing shitty args. Otherwise you get what yiu fucking deserve.
Anonymous ID: URybRiYbUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:11:07 AM No.508246326
>>508246034 (OP)
Be transgender like me :)
Anonymous ID: MIaBpcuTCanada
6/22/2025, 2:11:33 AM No.508246380
>>508246152
We are RCAF saar!
Anonymous ID: 0/04DsAZAustralia
6/22/2025, 2:11:44 AM No.508246405
>>508246034 (OP)
Make it very clear that you'll shoot the highest ranking people you have access to at the first opportunity. Actually maybe not telling them that and doing it anyway would also work.
Anonymous ID: R67r0ES4United States
6/22/2025, 2:11:49 AM No.508246417
>>508246034 (OP)
unless you identify as a bomb you won't be getting drafted. There hasn't been a draft since Vietnam. And we won't even be sending troops on the ground. If they launch one of their weak ass rockets at a US base we're just going to keep bombing Iran until its flat.
Anonymous ID: pkbrHpHqMexico
6/22/2025, 2:12:11 AM No.508246482
>>508246034 (OP)
ask trump
Anonymous ID: Buz5EiR3
6/22/2025, 2:12:46 AM No.508246571
>>508246034 (OP)
You're gonna die for Israel dawg
Anonymous ID: L/TnVicL
6/22/2025, 2:14:03 AM No.508246760
>>508246034 (OP)
Call yourself a woman and hit the estrogen, champ. That'll put you outside of the moral character that's expected of a soldier, per Trump's executive order.
Anonymous ID: CAPXugqkCanada
6/22/2025, 2:15:17 AM No.508246957
>>508246034 (OP)
Be an open antisemite
Anonymous ID: PqIkdh/nIsrael
6/22/2025, 2:18:20 AM No.508247470
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dude, if your King needs your help, stop being a pussy and fight for your country
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Anonymous ID: RtRzCGSHCanada
6/22/2025, 2:23:41 AM No.508248406
>>508246034 (OP)
Tell them that you have a conduct disorder. Now I have papers but they didn't care enough to check.
Anonymous ID: RzdDf+YNSerbia
6/22/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.508248914
>>508246034 (OP)
Listen Leaf anon, you need to start practicing fast gooning. Once the draft officer pulls up and says that you need to go with him, quickly pull your cock out, stroke it quickly 2 times and cum on his face and suit and put it back. This will blacklist you from the draft and all the Jews in the world will admire your quickgoon cock
Anonymous ID: Q7ZpsYfFUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:28:15 AM No.508249202
im 33 years old
am i safe?
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Anonymous ID: 28KGlxmrUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:28:30 AM No.508249251
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>>508246034 (OP)
Youโ€™re not dodging the draft, anon, youโ€™re fighting the war at home.
Anonymous ID: RzdDf+YNSerbia
6/22/2025, 2:29:07 AM No.508249366
>>508249202
In case of a world war, no, regional war yes
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Anonymous ID: 90COCNj9United States
6/22/2025, 2:29:26 AM No.508249432
>>508249202
yes ma'am nice new dress you have there
Anonymous ID: RzdDf+YNSerbia
6/22/2025, 2:30:00 AM No.508249542
>>508249366
Just flip the statements, I had a lot of wine
Anonymous ID: eU/kXFrlUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:30:24 AM No.508249615
>>508247470
Iโ€™m not Israeli, so not dying to save Jew ratfuckers, Moishe
Anonymous ID: 754aXVLxUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:30:45 AM No.508249680
poop pee no draft for me
poop pee no draft for me
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>>508246034 (OP)
POOP AND PEE NO DRAFT FOR ME
Anonymous ID: jIl0GvJGUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:32:02 AM No.508249994
>>508246034 (OP)
Bone spurs. They won't stop you embezzling taxpayer money while you golf 4 days a week but you will dodge the draft
Anonymous ID: ZK2nHKrgUnited States
6/22/2025, 2:34:12 AM No.508250366
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>>508246034 (OP)
well i mean it's illegal to advocate for it so absolutely don't open fire on draft officers or police that come knocking
wild that posts like this are serious now, good luck anons