DO NOT HESITATE. THE SHELVES WILL BE EMPTY TOMORROW. JUST TRUST ME.

How the fuck am I going to store McD's for 2 weeks?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>508256286
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
????

>>508256286
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Me and my wife shit like motherfuckers but we're not using more than one a week

>>508255903
sometimes i feel guilty when i go take a shit, thinking i'm flushing an indian family's potential meal down the drain

>>508256810
>wife
>not using multiple rolls per week

that's a man anon

>>508255903
You've never found a two year old french fry under your car seat perfectly intact?

>>508255436 (OP)
The shelves won't be empty, but they should be. Americans are retards and don't understand the full implications of what just happened.

>>508256537
dude's fat & retarded, dont worry Nigel

>>508256537
>>508256810
fucking newfags

>>508255903
Uhm, just freeze it? McDoubles freeze best, the buns handle the freeze and thaw better than the Quarter Pounder buns. It's unbelievable how many people lack basic survival skills.

>>508255903
in your McAsshole

>>508256286
blessed

>>508255436 (OP)
FUCK OFF
IRAN CANNOT HIT BACK

>>508256537
>>508256810
NEWFAGS GO HOME!

>>508257431
this man understands better than most. McDoubles are essential survival rations. Will never mold, taste delicious reheated.

if shelves remained empty for 2 weeks you would have more to worry about than than how big your food stash is

>>508257754
>>508257390
>>508256286

>>508256834
kek

>>508256286
You the man leaf, thanks for the reminder.

>>508256286
Yes, I remember this

>>508256810
>Me and my wife shit like motherfuckers
Kek, what the fuck

I'll just fast

>>508255436 (OP)
I have some cans of food, a fresh loaf of bread, about 30 fresh water bottles, and a solar battery. I'll find a way.

>>508255436 (OP)
And people called me crazy when I bought a pallet of body water and a few boxes of MREs right before the Wuhan flu.

Just wish I stocked up on Mountain Dew like Dale Gribble.

>>508256286
i wash myself with warm water and so does everyone else in my family. its called a bidet and i dont want to miss it any day. being clean down there is awesome

>>508256286
>Average person uses 1 roll per day
>Canadian flag
Hello saar

>>508258011
That's an impressive fort fren.

>>508255436 (OP)
I have solar, water catchment, and 3 months worth of MREs that I can supplement with forage. I'm good. I don't need toilet paper I just splash my ass like a bird.

>>508255436 (OP)
Two more weeks, alright

>>508255436 (OP)
It's the end of the month there bud

>>508255436 (OP)
Oddly enough I just went grocery shopping and have a lot of canned goods and bottled water, so I'm good.

>>508256537
>>508257390
>>508257754
>>508258011
Never forget.

>>508256810
Post wife’s shit.

>>508256286
Niggers tongue my anus.

way ahead of you
just got back from Walmart and it was PACKED already

>>508255436 (OP)
c'mon now, most normies aren't even aware that we bombed iran and wouldn't care if they did know.

>>508256286
the only reason people thought TP was going to be scarce was because of two dumb whores who spread the rumor

this is fucking AMERICA. we have infinite supplies of everything.

>>508255436 (OP)
Already have more than that. Saw this shit coming in 2010. The specifics weren't important, just knew covid was a dryrun for fallout sheltering.
Hope you guys have sprinklers for your roof and generators to run your private well, which you hopefully have.
Otherwise you'll be cooking from radioactive ash covering your roof, emitting lethal levels of gamma rays for weeks.