bros, how we coping?

>>508259815 (OP)
I've just issued a formal apology for the thing today which may, or may not have happened. I forgot to set my Nothing watch, and nothing didn't happen. But i've made a note, and tomorrow something won't happen again, but instead it should be nothing, because we all deserve nothing, and we shoupd have nothing to look forward to, so that when we are old we can look back on our journey and our accomplishments and see nothing.

>>508259815 (OP)
I'm team something barely happens, somethings do happen but we are constantly blue balled instead of getting a real happening

digits and nothing happens

>>508259815 (OP)
AMERICA???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? I THOUGHT TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD GUYS???

>>508261818
Feels bad man.

>>508259815 (OP)
My fellow nehgger, nothing is happening. We will be back to status quo by next week.

>>508263085
I have consulted think tanks who state that we may return to nothing in as little as two weeks, or perhaps two More weeks.

Both the victor

and the vanquished are

but drops of dew,

but bolts of lightning—

thus should we view the world.

https://youtu.be/7itsfzWId8A

>>508259815 (OP)
image is stupid, the digger that gives ip os always replaced by the next yet they still find fuck all. NOTHING *CLAP* EVER *CLAP* HAPPENS *CLAP*

My instant reaction to my parents telling me this was "I don't care" and when they pressed me I just simply said that nothing ever happens. I'm pretty sure the events of the past two weeks have been a giant psyop, honestly.

>>508259815 (OP)

>>508265542
>nothing ever happens
>except psyops
thats a happening

NEH

It's a nothingburger you schizos

>>508265619
kek

>>508266762
Uh, no it's not. 99% of what is shown on the news is basically fanfiction including this supposed conflict between Israel and Iran. It literally doesn't exist.

>>508261818
>1818
Close enough, it's happening

>>508268092
>the media, government, and ngo’s are playing games with the nations mind
>but thats ok, as long as they dont bomb us its not a thing

>>508259815 (OP)
I don't see any proof that anything happened
There was nothing there to begin with, there has never been anything there, so doing something to nothing ends up being nothing.

>>508259815 (OP)
No deaths yet so nothing has happened

>>508268756
Iran wasn't bombed and there is no war in the Middle East. It's as simple as that.

>>508269178
ok, but the news, government, and cunts on twitter are saying it has, thats a literal happening. why are you so stupid to think that playing propaganda games with the masses is life as normal?

>>508269567
If you believe nukes are real in any capacity then that means you fell for a nearly 100 year old "propaganda game." Since all this shit revolves around a nonexisting entity it means I cannot suspend my disbelief. Thus, nothing ever happens, because the end state is just the geopolitical equivalent of a dick-measuring contest.

People hate their lives so much they want some big earth ending event or horrible war to end their suffering or distract them. It won’t happen. You are going to keep slowly dying while nothing happens yet everything slowly gets worse. There is no sweet release.

>>508270618
you’re a bit stupid. its like you reply to something ive not said.

>>508270618
>nookz aren’t reals me smart i saw a schizo online say so
get a job, you aren’t smart