Small if true

>>508262779 (OP)
honestly support my theory. we didn't actually do anything. but Bibi doesn't know that. now he can stop kvetching and go back to court.

>>508262779 (OP)
partially devils advocate here, but the bunker busters actual explosion strength is actually not that impressive, its just they're designed to get that relatively small explosion deep underground.
could just be the anti-explosive defenses there are able to absorb the impact enough for alot of equipment to not pick it up. supposedly Irans bunkers have some advanced construction materials and other stuff to prevent damage from direct hits, assuming you trust them on that.
there also, of course, wouldnt be surface explosions from the bunker busters.

>>508262779 (OP)
Was it really this simple the whole time? Just lie to Bibi and Lindsey about bombing Iran, and they'll believe it?

>>508262779 (OP)
fog of war is thick

>>508264561
>>508264342
what if Trump was just pretending to bomb Iran to get Israel to stfu? We should not ruin it then.

All possibilities have crossed my mind, days a go!

Watching all my simulated paths become reality and possibilities, meanwhile coffe.

>>508264342

now this is my kind of copium, its even nothing ever happens pilled

>>508264561
Thick as the fat pizza log I dropped in my toilet this morning, almost broke the porcelian

>>508263287
This is a pretty good theory

>>508262779 (OP)
To be fair Trump is the only source on this
But i dont think any party is gonna confirm and Iran obviously wont confirm if their shit got kicked in

>>508262779 (OP)
>>508263287
>>508263642
>>508264342
>>508264561
The orange nigger fucked up

>>508263287
we built a fake nuclear facility and blew it up, blazing saddles style

>>508262779 (OP)
so it's all fake and gay?

>>508266822
>somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes

>>508262779 (OP)
I thought these bombs would only explode underground?

>>508266822
that would be fucking hysterical

>>508263642
>there also, of course, wouldnt be surface explosions from the bunker busters.
Wrong. Bunker busters are some of the most explosive conventional ordnance the US has and the explosive effect is only amplified if they detonate inside some sort of sealed chamber. If you put a cherry bomb next to a toilet the toilet probably wouldn't get very damaged, maybe some scorch marks from the blast. Put the cherry bomb inside the toilet and close the lid, you'll need to order a new toilet and maybe a new sink and bath with it too. The only conventional thing more destructive than bunker busters are MOAB scale conventional bombs that can flatten entire towns with one bomb.

>>508267943
>>508263642
Lmao you guys never looked at the MOP test videos did you? And you don’t know a thing about explosives either. Explosions always take the path of least resistance. In this case the giant hole made by the bunker buster, NOT the packed granite.

Watch this video and see the giant explosion above the surface.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXujB7gSbkg

Also check out how they use explosives in mining for another good example of how deeply buried explosives still produce massive surface blasts.

>>508267943
We claimed like 30 tomohawks too, which are not ground penetrators.

>>508269018
The fact of the matter is the bunker busters we have are only good for a few dozen feet, not hundreds of meters. I've seen these computer graphics they've been playing on TV like the missile is some sort of fucking Minecraft tool burrowing through the earth, and that's not what it does at all. It impacts the surface and penetrates hollow spaces beneath. It does NOT excavate holes and go BZZZZZZT through it for hundreds of feet before exploding. There isn't a weapon on Earth that does that.

Didn't it go like this against the houthies too?

>>508269682
Yes.

>>508269555
Bruce Willis' dementia diagnosis was a cover. He's been training to drill into the mountain.

>>508262779 (OP)
I don't know which would be worse:
If we really tried and did virtually know damage
Or if it's all bullshit just to appear like we're doing something because the US government is too scared to tell Israel no

>>508262779 (OP)
muslims:
>NOTHING HAPPENED
also muslims:
>WE WILL RETALIATE

lol

>>508269555
it doesn't matter anon. we went to Iraq over some shutterstock images of aluminum tubes and a gif of a semi with 5 feet of hidden cargo. people fall hard for shit on TV.

>>508263287
Retard theory. It’s more believable to think that Iran is just coping to not look weak to the rest of the world so their immediate reaction is to say nothing happened.

>>508262779 (OP)
imo iran agreed to let him dust off the hardware for a quick showy strike to save face after that goofy parade

>>508270364
this is the most likely response either way. which Trump and Bibi would know.

Now I’m confused… but also no seismic activity?

>>508262779 (OP)

>source: trust me bro

>>508270044
well if you get bombed you have to respond

>>508264561
It's a show.

>>508270510
why would there be any seismic signature you fucking spastic

>>508270045
Thing is Saddam DID have a thriving biological weapons program with vast numbers and amounts of biological weapons. And hundreds of thousands of tons of chemical weapons. All sold to him by Israel and NATO. Which is why there were no WMDs in Iraq!!!!

>>508272575
Because a MOP going off underground will create roughly a 2.7-2.8 magnitude quake. We should have seen six of these. Instead……nothing at all. Doubtful these sites were hit at all much less by 6 MOPs

>>508270510
Did they go off before entering the ground?

so... nothing happened?

>>508269555
Trips of truth

It could all be bullshit theater.
Great thing about the internet and connectivity is, that the collective autism and knowing people in these regions does shed some real light on the events.
Imagine if it comes out that Trump lied about this. It would be fucking hilarious.

>>508262779 (OP)
So, it was a psyop? What are the chances they bombed random areas thinking it was the facilities? There's a real world chance that actually occurred

>>508272761
>2.7-2.8 magnitude quake
no it won't
it's only 6000 lb of explosive, 4 ton TNT equivalent if we're generous

>>508263642
It's got 5000lbs of explosive. In the grand scheme of things it's not much, no. And these would have penetrated 100 ft.

>>508273202
I really doubt it, because Trump has never sjown that capacity for balls. But hypothetically, imagine if he just threw some crackers down over those sites and now double dares Israel to claim he didn't.
I guess it all depends on if Iran really does hit back meaningfully, or if it was all mapped out during those US-Iran talks.

>>508270510
Post the gif, it's actually interesting, it looks like a big fart

>>508273023
>happens nothing
>wins

>>508262779 (OP)
inb4 they 'accidentally' striked dimona

Well, he didn't say that the destruction was complete, he just said that the operation was successful and that they had bombed it.
Yes, even if it only scratches the surface, it can be defined as a successful bombing depending on the definition.

>>508269555
ive seen it called a "drill bomb" already
pure psychosis has gripped this schizophrenic world

>>508272600
Well, to be fair he used the chemical weapons we sold him against Iran and his own people. There probably wasn’t any left.

>>508272600
>Thing is Saddam DID have a thriving biological weapons program with vast numbers and amounts of biological weapons. And hundreds of thousands of tons of chemical weapons. All sold to him by Israel and NATO. Which is why there were no WMDs in Iraq!!!!
yah no shit^

that war was started on the WMD premise because "we had the receipts"

>>508262779 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>508270364
Maybe Iran is bluffing, but it's honestly more believable they're telling the truth and ZOG is lying.

It's not possible to destroy these underground facilities with bunker buster bombs. They probably bombed them but they would not have done much

>>508273903
no trump claimed they were "obliterated" in his speech, which is a lie

Hegseth better not drink his breakfast tomorrow because he’s got some serious lying to do and needs to get away with it.

>>508263287
maybe that is why they all looked so scared at the press conference

>>508262779 (OP)
saw the silhouette of a fat italian mob boss in the thumbnail teehee

>>508274862
I guess I'll just have to wait.

>>508272761
I believe it’s below the detection threshold for non-Iranian seismographs

>>508267943
Upspeak is gay and feminine. Fag.

>>508275666
flag and digits cohencidence

>>508275494
>AYATOLAH WILL YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE FORDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>508263287
>honestly support my theory. we didn't actually do anything.
Correct, but Netanyahu knows. Trump still should get credit for pulling this off, only he can as a grandmaster TV entertainer oddly enough. If Israel stops attacking Iran overtly and going back to just calmly killing their nuclear scientists through poison or small bombs or anthrax or some shit, this is over and Israel comes out on top with ability to restock its interceptors.

>>508276487
Why didn't he wait to announce this at SummerSlam then?

>>508276487
>If Israel stops attacking Iran
Why would Iran ever stop destroying jewland? They need to keep going until all kikes are dead.

>>508270510
haha, they just hit some saltplanes near the actual target and fucked off again?

>>508262779 (OP)
so,
>1) the attack only destroyed the entrances
>2) the whole thing was fake
>3) they were completely obliterated <----

that last one was what Trump just said during his address, which one is true?

>>508264342
This is completely absurd, Trump would be in big trouble if Iran ends up with a nuclear bomb. Also it makes no sense, so tge Jews in Trumps cabinet are lying to Israel?

>>508262779 (OP)
These are delayed fuse bombs, they have to get down to the required depth to detonate, be patient.

>>508262779 (OP)
Just a gesture- if that.
Plus Israel continues to get its shit pushed in each time they start trouble with Iran.
Next time Israel go wailing to America again just rinse and repeat by dropping bombs in the middle of arse-fuck nowhere.

>>508267112

Always has been.

okay Bob

>>508277279
Trump said the hit was a success, my current bet is that they destroyed the main exhaust vents of the facility.

>>508277425
>we set the fuse to 1,209,600 seconds

>>508272600
The destruction part of WMD implies mass damage to infrastructure. A nuke is a WMD, but a chemical weapon is not.

>>508277699
Success meaning different things to different people

>>508277425