Oldfags check in; feels good to be too old for the draft

>>508265465 (OP)
>Afghanistan population: 20m
>Iran population: 90m
Yep, this one will be a bigger war

>>508265465 (OP)
A draft isn't happening.

The real draft is all the stupid people raging about the draft.

Israel has this. And so do the volunteer American armed forces.

>U.S. federal law considered all able-bodied men between the ages of 17 and 44 as part of the militia, meaning they could be conscripted.

Anyone know if that has changed? Wasn't Ukraine drafting up to 60 year olds? You might not be out of the woods.

>>508265465 (OP)
36 here. I’m not dying for Israel.

I have two teenage kids and I will shoot anyone in the face who comes for them.
They will too. They know this is a bullshit war.

>>508268828
How very antisemitic of you

>>508268828
No, fucker. Your kids will experience their fate.

>>508270398
what do you suppose their fate is?

I’m 36. Chilling, maxing, relaxing, shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school when a couple’a guys, they were up to no good, and started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood

i have an autoimmune disease so i will just have to live in the aftermath of global thermonuclear war

>>508265465 (OP)
how old is too old

>>508265465 (OP)
42 year old reporting in. I can't wait to watch zoomer children dying in a far away desert land, for me and mine.

>>508265649
most of iran hates their government more than the democrat party does

>>508265465 (OP)
In the best shape of my life at 31 and I can't be drafted HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508268828
Just let them serve time in jail if you're too much of a pussy, retard.

>>508266396
my great grandfather was drafted when he was 38 years old, and they put his ass on a destroyer as an anti aircraft gunner and fought in Leyte Gulf the largest naval battle in history.
I'm 36 and an OIF vet. I fully expect to be drafted and die in WWIII if the nukes don't get me first.

>>508272585
I will frag anyone who tries to draft me. Then i will track you down and force you to read every pre 2016 /mlg/ post

>>508266396
Anon, if a draft is implemented it means the paradigm has changed. Right now it’s an all-volunteer force. A draft is a huge change, which in turn will shift everyone thinking. That means everything surrounding the draft can change too. “We already made this one huge change, so we can go ahead and make these other changes too.”

They could change the rules and draft anyone. Older people make worse soldiers; health issues, neuroplasticity is lower, they have homes and families, they’re more involved with keeping the country running… 25yo men aren’t nearly as established in life. They can still learn. They don’t have health issues. It just makes more sense.

>>508265465 (OP)
How old is too old for weeknight boipucci?

>>508265465 (OP)
I'm old, autistic, schizophrenic, can't legally own a firearm, have possible birth defects in my lungs and a bad knee. It's comfy time.

>>508273227
The neuroplasticity thing is a myth. Everything else you said is pretty accurate though because Americans are largely fat and unhealthy, even in their youth.

I genuinely feel like nothings happening
Seriously

>>508272488
If I remember correctly, 26 and older is too old.

>>508265465 (OP)
How old is too old

>>508271651
dying for israel LOL

>>508273697
Consider the following: basically Iran is one of the final large investments that China made with their belt and road initiative.
China buys all their oil from Iran and China helps build infrastructure, then Iran invests into China. Iran hasn't been holding up their part of investing back into China then we blow up the goods they sell to China. Long story short we've been systematically knocking out China’s unstable allies to keep them from becoming the dominant economy and to uphold US hegemony.

I wouldn't have been eligible anyways, but happy for you senpai lam jam

>>508265465 (OP)
31 years old here. I’m not so sure we will be exempt

>>508265465 (OP)
I turn 30 next month, but I'm a newfag from 2006. So, I guess I'm just an old fag and not an oldfag.
They can't make me fight. I'll just go to prison if they try. I won't hurt anybody; I just won't cooperate.
I hope for the love of God that they don't try to make my little brother fight. He turns 18 next year. I don't know if he has it in him to resist a draft but hope that he does.

>>508274359
>they can’t make me fi-ACK!!

im 33 and have a fucked up back and work as a teacher. am i safe bros

>>508268828
pagaste con tus hijos...

there is nothing you can do. your police are insane, they will go to great lengths to arrest you and never stop. its almost as if you didn't watch the movie the next 3 days.
once they arrest them, they're capable of anything, including sending them to war anyway.

>>508268828
based
fuck these pussy faggots who kneel

>>508274254
no shit retard. you are not safe. you are not too old, too black, too anything to be safe.
if I were you I would pick a side in the world war and avoid being stuck in prison where it is not safe. and that is the last piece of advice your dumb ass is going to get from me.

you are in the denial stage right now, you WILL see combat if your dumb ass is smart enough to stay free.

>>508265465 (OP)
They can answer will extend the age. Either they strategically get rid of doomer millenials or gen Zyklons. The Jews will take their pick, or go full Ukraine and just send us all to die to the last man so they can take all our land and women. Maybe there's a plan to take over America like they did in Ukraine (New Khazaria). Kikes seem to be going all out since the red heifer was born...

>>508265465 (OP)
>beetus
>PTSD
>Celiac
>COPD
>high cholesterol
Yup, real shame I won't be drafted.

>>508275448
*They can and will

>>508265465 (OP)
Based. I'm here. I was in that thread this morning where nobody believed I was buying a house or that I'm from England.
Lol remember Ariel Rebel with her maggot infested pussy?

>>508265465 (OP)
Dear Mr. Fed In The Event Of The Outbreak Of War I Will Be Defecating to China Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter

>>508272802
just wait

FYI for anyone in this thread you are only safe if you are over 60

>>508265465 (OP)
30 is old now..

>>508265465 (OP)
i feel complete disgust and shame in my people

If you’re sick of troons now, I’ve got some bad news…

>>508272596
Unfortunately those are media lies. You dont live in iran so you really have no idea. They can say whatever they want about opinions in Iran as you have no way of fact checking them.

>>508273147
> Then i will track you down and force you to read every pre 2016 /mlg/ post
Are you trying to get a Nuremberg war crime indictment against you?

>>508265465 (OP)
I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder at 18 after going berserk on a peace officer, so I'm probably safe from it.

>>508274573
Hey, if that's what has to happen, I'd die with a smile on my face.

Hoping being a first responder allows me to be exempt from the draft (will probably get fucked though)

>>508275211
You sound really certain that this isn’t going to be applicable to you as well, turbo tard
I’d just end it if I were you, you’re terminally stupid

>>508274789
For all their screeching about muh right to bear arms and muh 2nd Amendment most Americans - of all colors - are gutless cowards. Cops get away with things in that shithole that in any other country would have every pig sty within a five mile radius burned to the ground if not trigger a full blown revolution. Ah well faggots gonna fag.

>>508265465 (OP)
>feels good to be too old for the draft

Also they don't let in sex offenders and thoae convicted of domestic abuse, right? I'm TRIPPLE protected.

Good luck, loosers, ha!

just aged out
am fat and have a fucked up hand anyway
if theyre knocking on my door the war is already lost
feelsgoodman
cope, sneed , dial 8 etcetra

>>508265465 (OP)
>average age of combatant in Ukraine is 45
anon i...

>>508265465 (OP)
Yo. Im tired nothing happens anyway but getting too old fir this shit. The browns are all riled up here.

>>508265465 (OP)
We aren't going to war but just in case.

>>508265465 (OP)
I'm too old + I already did my time. Good luck, zoomies.

>>508276591
It would be such a huge disgrace as a nation if we did that to you. They let guys like you be conscientious objectors and continue working at home during WWII.

>>508265465 (OP)
I’m also too retarded to be drafted

>>508272596
>Qasem Soleimani's funeral attended by 1 million Iranians
uh huh
nice try schlomo

>>508272585
I’m going to match with so many zoomer girl bosses working in marketing in the city now

Thanks guys for dying for Israel

>>508265465 (OP)
Zoomers eternally seething as their arms fly off

>>508276768
Truly the shittiest time to be a young retarded zoomer.

>>508272596
Do you think Iranians would rather live in a country similar to Iraq post occupation, or Libya after Gaddafi's downfall?

>>508265465 (OP)
I sent the Selective Service a change of address notice and they sent me back a nice letter thanking me for letting them know, reminding me that I was required to do so anyway and oh, by the way, you're 26 now. Best of luck in all of your future endeavors.

Rejected by the Army was in one way kind of a life low, but the sting went away rather quickly.

Young fags now probably won't have it so easy; they'll keep them on the roster now until they're 35 or something.

>>508272596
> US government projecting again

>>508265465 (OP)
feels bad man. i feel like my opinion doesn't matter as much as it used to. old guys should get drafted too. in the event of a real war you can always lie about your age and they'll look the other way like they did in other wars. i remember when i signed my SS paperwork in high school. i thought 'this is fucking gay.' but i always knew that if my number came up, i'd go. my family would be ashamed of me otherwise and it's the right thing to do. thank GOD it didn't happen during obama though, i don't think he's actually an american.

Glory to ZOG

>>508265465 (OP)
44yo ripped chad here looking forward to watching all the effeminate zoomie boys getting blown up while I'm keeping their bitches satisfied with some hard Millennial cock

>>508265465 (OP)
Think of all the zoomer pussy

>>508279560
zoomer bussy more like it>>508276318

>>508265465 (OP)
You're NEVER too old for the draft. To the last american!

>>508265465 (OP)
I'm too mentally ill to be drafted.

>>508272596
I hate my government more than any Iranian

lmao i'm no t drafable faggot

>>508280358
All the chicks say men are useless so let the chicks fight ww3

>>508265465 (OP)
If I see the young folks getting picked up to go die for Israel, I think I'm going to start looting and raping. Why not?

>>508272596
sloppy job eglin

>>508265465 (OP)
Draft trannies and put them on the front lines, they'll make a suicide attempt at some point anyway

>women not getting drafted

This is is infuriating. Send those CUNTS to die.

>>508280358
look at that absolute UNIT

>>508265465 (OP)
Just dodge it. Only 0.5% were ever caught and even less punished during Vietnam

>>508265465 (OP)
Checking in. I'd love a noncombat role; I'm actually useful. For the love of god dont make my fat asthmatic ass do basic training.

Deferment 2-A baby feels good to matter

>>508265465 (OP)
I'm mid thirties, autism + ADHD + depression, will they draft me?

>>508272170
You're movin to your auntie and your uncle in Tehran

>>508272596
Amerimutt, they’ve also probably considered they don’t want to end up like Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria, Palestine, and whatever decent Mid eastern country existed before American mutts invaded or kikes.

>>508273532
What’s the stat? I think 70% of men over 35 are overweight or obese. And that split is crazy, with 40% being obese and 30% just overweight.

I’m 43 and in fantastic shape. 6’ 1”, 175lbs., semi-muscular (clearly visible abs). Resting heart rate is 45bpm because cardio it’s important. Also did a pulmonary function test a few years ago and my lung capacity was incredibly good (don’t remember the number or how it was even scaled).

Anyway, have fun Zoomies. Did you know Iran is one of the few places on earth that’s actually experienced wet bulb fatal conditions? Sounds nice, lol.

>>508265465 (OP)
44 here. Already been to iraq