Whats the surprise?

>>508267316 (OP)
Who is even behind these accounts?

>>508267523
jews

>>508267316 (OP)
Nothing. They're a third world country incapable of anything

>>508267523
Iran's top shitposters

Iran puts a few hand fulls of yellow cake in their missiles they are firing at Israel. Surprise!!!

>>508267316 (OP)
a new flag

>>508267316 (OP)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GmnOhUEVaJ4

Pls blow up Tel Aviv
Pls

>>508267316 (OP)
The Ayatollah is going to wear the orange butt plug of vengeance

>>508267316 (OP)
>Whats the surprise?
probably 1500 muslim terrorists in the west running people over with trucks like they always do

soon

>>508267316 (OP)
Ni Hao

>>508267523
pajeets trying to boost accounts for ad bux/crypto scamming purposes

fake LARP'er account by the way

>>508267523
>blue checkmark
Indian engagement farmers.

>>508268343
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA

>>508267316 (OP)
NO MORE SURPRISES YOU BROWN NIGGERS YOU HAD 40 YEARS TO DEVELOP A NUKE AND YOU SAT WITH YOUR COCK IN YOUR TURBANS

>>508267523
Mostly Pakis and Indians

>>508267523
>Who is even behind these accounts?
not the iranians. the israeli account is ran by a jeet. iran only shares their news and statements through official state media. they have no accounts on western sites.

>>508267316 (OP)
Rolllin for dirty nuke on Tel Aviv. Trips and the Geiger goes click click click.

>>508267316 (OP)
Fake twitter account, fake news

They will raise another red flag and cry about it.

They can't and won't do shit.

Any attacks are israeli funded false flags and a frame job

I hope we do go to war with them, because this time we will win and reclaim the throne and make the other nations fear us again

>>508267316 (OP)
I hope it's a pie.

>>508267316 (OP)
Nothing is a surprise too

A new flag of incredible anger and vengeance will be raised furiously...

>>508268512
We fall for it every fucking day

>>508268343
bants are 10/10

>>508267316 (OP)

>>508268777
Checked and keked

>>508268651
> NO MORE SURPRISES

>>508267316 (OP)
No more delicious Mozafati dates for America and no more Persian carpets!

>>508267977
SUPPLIES!!!

>>508267316 (OP)
israel getting nuked obviously

>>508267316 (OP)
A brand new ring and flag.

>>508268343
I hope these troll faggots end up on a watchlist, Elon and Palantir are working together so It's gonna be funny when they get a visit from the alphabet bois to check if they are radicalized muslim extremists on homeland soil

>>508267523
just random shit posters that get reposted here

>>508267316 (OP)
so, they don't have wmds, ouch

>>508267316 (OP)
they're going to raise flags again.

>>508267316 (OP)
Socks.

>>508267316 (OP)
Two more weeks and then they nuke, right?
Fuck these faggots who never do a fucking thing, for an entire nation that supposedly hates jews they sure do allow jews to treat them like little bitches.
Almost like the entire nation is a controlled op facade.

>>508267316 (OP)
Israel and Iran are in a gay relationship. The war is over.

>>508267316 (OP)
iykyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

>>508269226
I don't need more fucking socks!

>>508267316 (OP)
SCREENCAP THIS, SHITSKINS:
We anglos DEPORTED you, and you can NEVER deport us!!

>>508267523
Nobody of importance

the cock ring of cuckdom has been revealed

>>508267977
Dirty bombing Israel would be so kino

>>508268343
>that response
lmao kek

>>508268467
>>508268512
>>508268670
why are Pajeets like this?

>>508267523
prbly israel

>>508267316 (OP)

Iran won't do shit.

>>508267523
Me.

>>508267316 (OP)
Engagement farming

>>508267523
Indians. Of the pro-Israel variety.

>>508270087
Aw. You're doing a really good job. Keep them sneeding

>>508267316 (OP)
They're gonna jump out of a cake.

but they're also strapped with a bomb vest.

>>508267316 (OP)
They'll nuke Israel

We will remember it for centuries!
But seriously, I wish they'd follow through on these threats, I'm getting blue balls over here.

drones and lots of drones attacking america

Cock ring status?

>>508267316 (OP)
More Hunter Biden dick pics

>>508269747
they're just smellier jews

>>508267316 (OP)
Step then, fuck nigga. we gon slide on yo bitchass lmfaooooooooo go make a halal platter u faggot ass muslim ass nigga. fuckin bin laden head ass nigga, we got switches out here red beam to ya head fuck nigga

They always tweet never do shit and then Nu-pol acts like they are the most powerful country in the world

>>508267316 (OP)
Cool. What are they doing to do? This should be good. Awaiting a big red flag of eternal sand nigger seethe..

>>508270087
Good job, Canada <3

>>508267316 (OP)
1pbtid bot faggot

>>508267316 (OP)
They will definitely use nukes now! They just didn't want to use them against Israel earlier!

>>508267523
Obvious jeets

>>508267316 (OP)
they light their oil fields on fire

>>508270440

>>508267316 (OP)
I hate this Twitter BS.

>>508267316 (OP)
The country has an X account? FLMAO lolwut?

>>508267316 (OP)
The surprise is all my investments will tank with the opening bell Monday morning. Thanks Trump, you fat lard.

>>508267523
These are like cringe redditors posting this shit. It's gone beyond Iraqi Minister of Information comedy levels.

>>508268232
kino, good kek

>>508267316 (OP)
oh SHIT
we just played ourselves

>>508267316 (OP)
Russians/Chinese gave them functional nukes to use on Israel/us air bases.
There's going to be a nuclear warhead launched on a US adversary.

>>508267316 (OP)
Keyed.

>>508267316 (OP)
a Surprise Party!!

>>508267523
jeets for engagement farming

>>508267316 (OP)
2 more weeks until surprise. Waiting.

>>508267316 (OP)
1000% chance this is a kike making screenshotrace b8 for boomers.

>>508267316 (OP)
>literally who

Appear weak when you are strong. Appear strong when you are weak. It just seems.....*too* easy, when Iran has had so much buildup for decades.

>>508267316 (OP)
A red flag larger than ever before

>>508267316 (OP)
>Whats the surprise?

>>508269089
My God, it’s the Chinese!

>>508272322
What, you don't trust @IranFakeAccount99653?

>>508267316 (OP)
Why does everyone sound like some cheesy james bond villian?

>>508268232
glad youre back aussie youtube music poster

>>508267523
Israel getting glassed tonight
Meanwhile Negev is gonna get it tonight

really sick and tired of these jews and their jew accounts and their jew spam

>>508267316 (OP)
What was the first surprise?

>>508268255
>Pls blow up Tel Aviv
And Jerusalem

>>508267316 (OP)
Some scrap metal drone half heartedly exploding and doing tens of dollars in damage in some random Mexican immigrant community in America

>>508267523
Sign tappers, kek.

>>508272925
Honestly, im starting to think Iran has pushed israel's shit in so far it's coming out of the internet tubes

>>508272470
is this real

>>508267316 (OP)

Is this an official Iran account or a shitposter

>>508267316 (OP)
nothing will happen
nothing ever happens

>>508269122
kys cuck

>>508273272
Iran says its mandatory to attend James Rolfs concert.

>>508267316 (OP)
ok

>>508268303
Laul

>>508268343
My sides in orbit

>>508267523
Abu Hajaar

>>508267316 (OP)
why are you jews making these fake accounts? could it be you didn't want a hot conflict?

>>508267316 (OP)

>>508267316 (OP)
Holy shit Iran has raised the Kinder Egg of surprises over the black dome!

Time for the Iranians to remove the douchebag supreme leader.

>>508268343
Actually made me laugh

>>508274020
>Time for the Iranians to remove the douchebag supreme leader.
Agreed. Let them assassinate Trump.

>>508274020
It's time for American to remove the douchebag Jewish leaders.

>>508267316 (OP)
I bet there already are a bunch of of Iranian terrorists in America considering Biden just let it like 20 million illegals in the last 4 years alone.

>>508267316 (OP)
Another surprise like the other night? Everyone knows when Iran says there's gonna be a surprise, they're super serious!

>>508274396
i would cum so hard Budapest would feel it

>>508267316 (OP)
Secret orange flag that we didn't know about

>>508267316 (OP)
Khamenei will post a tweet denouncing Derick Chauvin's racism and raising awareness about police violence against people of color in the United States

>>508267316 (OP)
Lil Ahmed aint gonna do shit. Their allies have abandoned them and their regime is running on fumes

>>508268343
heh

>>508268467
>>508269747
Jeets are such a fucking plague on the internet. I don't think anyone, ANYONE would be against some sort of universal range ban or firewall to keep jeets out

>>508275574
Mossad would object, they hire loads of jeets. Otherwise that rangeban would exist like it does at sharty.

>>508267523
Pooja Rajeesha Ahmed

>>508267523
jeewts

>>508267316 (OP)
that the jews are going to false flag the US

>>508267713
is it ever anyone else?

>>508267316 (OP)
ZOG AND MAGAG VS GOG AND MAGOG LMAO

>>508272470
Take a wild guess.

Prolly the Epstein Mossad blackmail material they got their hands on.

The stuff they announced justt hours before Israel attacked.

>>508267316 (OP)
Hold on there sandnigger bro, i didn't even get my last surprise! You owe me two, fucker.

>>508267523
After /pol

>>508268232
>two weeks

>>508267316 (OP)
I hope it's flowers.

BREAKING: US ATTACK ON IRANIAN NUCLEAR SITES HAVE CAUSED CASUALTIES TO RUSSIAN NUCLEAR EXPERTS WORKING WITH IRAN.

>>508267316 (OP)
>wait
>now

wut?

I don't even think I've ever seen a Iranian poster.... they dont have internet access

>>508267316 (OP)
2 more weeks.. i love how third worlders cope and seethe. its like russia that cant take the ukraine gets weaker then loses syria and mali and still try to act tough. iran cant even take out israel and now its threatening the worlds wealthiest and most powerful nation... LOL. we have non nuclear bombs that can take out whole mountains. no one else does and we have the only stealth airplanes to deliver them despite what the chinks and russians claim they also have stealth but NEVER use it.

>>508267523
shia, the most subhuamns low IQ in the whole world, they actually believe iran is a super power and they can win against US lmao

>>508267316 (OP)
I an gonna need Two more rings for that nigga

>>508267523
actual literal Israeli military members

>>508276985
this

>>508267316 (OP)
a short wait of two more weeks.

Did we miss the surprise?

>>508268343
i feel bad

im tired of winning

>>508267316 (OP)
They don't have the prefrontal cortex for foresight. They can't comprehend when you make threats and don't actually do anything people just think you're a joke.

>>508267316 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhN7v5SoGs

>>508267316 (OP)
>SURPRISE: we killed Khamenei we surrender oh god please stop humiliating us sir

>>508283667
kek
First thing I thought of.

>>508267316 (OP)
considering islam is a death cult, they prob use nukes if availible.

DONT MAKE US SEND THE PAPER AIRPLANES AGAIN WE REALLY MEAN IT AND ARE SUPER SERIOUS THIS TIME WE DONT EVEN CARE IF SOMEONE GETS CUT BRO

>>508283860
absolute faggot nigger jew israeli logic

so sick of it

>And in those waning days, I decided to go to Cyrodiil with my Water Face, so that I might tell all I met along the way the truth and the truth only. I was then the Thief of the world, and my charges were three (and that being a very significant number to me), one of which was the Tower.

>And it was of the Tower that my emperor wanted to hear. He was dying and I loved him yet. He, too, was a Master and so I knew that he realized just how big a realm that the Tower encompassed. I am sure that when I meet the Warrior and Arctus again, they will have brought similar burdens. My guesses are the Lord and Ritual, but I do not know and would be delighted to be wrong.

>Naturally, many of my acolytes and lovers and assassins want to come with me, and I will not tell them no; the way to the Ruby Throne is long, and I have not taken so long a physical sojourn as this since lending my hands to the Ghostgate. I will enjoy their company and answer their questions, too, and no doubt I will put many to bed with song with the borrowed voice of my sister. Further still, my coming is known and the manner of my coming, and I understand that there are lorekeepers that want my counsel, my explanations, the light of my heaven-seen face. I sent warnings that no riddles will come of it. The lawyers are pouting now.

https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ

>>508267316 (OP)
A new variation on the T(eh)rans flag.

>>508272944
And Johannesburg.

>>508267316 (OP)

>>508268343
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>508267316 (OP)
>Whats the surprise?
Paraglider attack on the suburbs.

>>508283750
this has a good chance to be true.

My guess for surprise is they will do a nuke test north korea style to show they have the bomb

>>508267523
Iran
it says so in the name

>>508283860
>considering islam is a death cult,
so are the christofascists that trump put into power.

>>508267523
Australians

Can they please just fucking nuke Israel already? This is getting boring