Thread 508284030

the is the dopest looking plane of all time next to the nighthawk

Copied from NatSoc Germany

>>508284030 (OP)
>flew a 37 hour mission
That's the sexy part to me.
>>508284095
Makes sense

>>508284030 (OP)
it's actually this one, shame we don't use them anymore since satellites basically phased them out of relevance.

literally strikes fear into the hearts of our enemies when they see it in the sky like batman

>>508284411
They dont see it though. Or hear it.
I was at an airshow once and you didn't hear it until it was past you. Really weird.

>>508284606
Because it travels faster than sound.

>>508284030 (OP)
doood that was so fuckin dope when they dropped like ten bummy busters from each one of those hoes fr

>>508284030 (OP)
its beautiful

>>508284030 (OP)
>the is the dopest looking plane of all time
Yeah, alongside the F-22, both are beautiful aircraft.
next to the nighthawk
No, that angled shit suck many balls.

Bomb bomb Iran bomb bomb bomb iran
I love winning
Get fucked shitskins

>>508284030 (OP)
thanks for the propaganda still not dying for israel though

>>508284030 (OP)
interesting way to tell us you are a zoomer

>>508284030 (OP)
Founding Fathers would be proud to see their symol in such form.

theres something steampunk about the prop driven prototype
theres a cute anecdote about jack northrop, apparently he was obsessed with flying wings but could never get it to work for decades and retired never getting it to work
near the end of the spirits development they gave jack special permission to view it and he wept, dying a couple months later

>>508284346
>designed by a swede

>>508284030 (OP)
I expected it to be downed this night tbqh. What did those Chinese electronic surveillance ships in the Persian Gulf do ? This was the most telephoned attack in ages and still no hits by Iran ? Sad.

>>508284095
>Copied from the Rigelians who crashed on Roswell in 1947
Fix'd.

>>508284030 (OP)
I remember reading an article that they don't know how to build the B2 or the Nighthawk anymore.

>>508285937
nope

>>508285702
theyre essentially impossible to shoot down with electronic guidance, the only way to hit one is if you somehow see it visually, then go up and manually intercept it
in the literature it stated that its radar signature is about the size of a medium sized bird so is filtered out automatically as noise by radar

>>508286372
thats retarded considering they just unveiled an updated version of it

>>508284030 (OP)
it's not even the best looking american strategic bomber, let alone best looking plane of all time

>>508285123
yeah, it was basically just a copy & paste
>t. aerospace engineering office admin

>>508284030 (OP)
All that technology and top notch engineering in the service of Israel

>>508286690
That's the bargain bin vers anon.

>>508284411
those things are fucking silent. by the time you see it, you're already dead.

>>508284030 (OP)
It’s very ascetic I can’t deny that but fuck Israel TKD fuck the US fuck sand niggers fuck ziggers fuck kikes fuck niggers fuck em all

>>508284030 (OP)
It’s hard to appreciate just how enormous those things really are.

I have family that worked on both this and the B-21, I'm genuinely proud to know them for their accomplishments. That said, while my favorite plane is Northrop it's not the B-2, but the F-14. I'll never forgive Rumsfeld for fucking up the Super Tomcat

>>508284346
Yeah this one gets my vote.

>>508284030 (OP)
You're full of shit.

>>508284030 (OP)
It looks retarded. You wouldn't know good looking if it flew up your arse.

>retarded meme triangle
>pic related
pick one.

>>508289961
Not when you take into consideration their payload

>>508290496
I genuinely laughed at the second story

>>508290534
Patrician post

>blows on trumpet
>*tooot* *tooot*
>strikes fear in the heart of the opponents
There is a reason why the Netherlands wins every war.

>>508290756
>>508290534
The B-1 is a great plane, and stealthy in its own right when it debuted. 1/10th the RCS of the B-52.

>>508286467
a bird doesn't fly at 900km/h, that alone should tell something to the radar.
I can't get how countries with global satellite coverage like China cannot track them visually and know precisely where they are at any moment.

>>508284030 (OP)
>the dopest looking plane of all time
that's the YR-99 Forneus

wow cool

>>508284030 (OP)
sr-72 is sick too

>>508284030 (OP)
False.

>>508285123
I know falcons are faster than eagles but why don’t we have a plane design based off of the eagle?

>>508284346
Based Blackbird bro. OP gay.

Eurofighter also beats this gay OP plane.

>>508286690
Looks like some fag plane to me

>>508291001
>I can't get how countries with global satellite coverage like China cannot track them visually and know precisely where they are at any moment.
You greatly overestimate China and Russia's satellite capabilities. Particularly due to optics.

>>508284030 (OP)
Incorrect. Imagine needing to hide from radar

>>508284411
Ft Lauderdale has an air show every year in May. I live in a condo on the beach just ten minutes north of Ft Lauderdale. The B-2 always makes an appearance. All the planes fly over the coast, almost directly over the beaches. The come from the north and fly south towards Ft Lauderdale. You cannot hear the B-2. It's the freakiest thing. You see it large right there in the sky and yet it makes no sound.

However, the B-1 is perhaps the loudest sound you will ever hear aside from a commercial rocket launch. I've never heard a sound louder than the B-1. I heard it from miles away. It sounded like a motorcycle but nothing could be seen. It grew louder and louder. It took several minutes to appear in the sky. At the point that it was almost directly overhead, you could scream in the face of a person standing next to you and they would not be able to hear you. And it flies so slowly. So slow that it does look like it should be able to stay aloft. It was the "shock and awe" plane, and it is certainly heavy on the shock.

>>508284030 (OP)
Superior strategic bomber aesthetics cruising through.

>>508284095
>JudeoAmerica redesigns the Horten
>Makes it into triangles intersecting triangles

>>508285123
Are birds stealth?

>>508290496
Based Blackbird. I like how it literally leaked fuel all over the runway because the engines needed to be running hot to become sealed up

>>508293838
Titanium fuselage because aluminum would warp and melt at mach-5+.
No one in Habu will ever admit to how fast that fucker could actually go.

>>508284095
Northrup did it before Horten.

>>508293500
Have you seen any birds get taken down by a SAM missile or flak canon? Didn't think so.

>>508284030 (OP)
Remember when war with afghanistan started, after 3-4 years pro-arabic support had grown worldwide. This was a part of their strategy.

Afghanistan had successfully swayed the opinion of Americans to be against their own interests. Before the war with Iran started, Iran made subtle death threats towards every person worldwide.

The only way to effectively deal with this issue is through an expulsion of Muslims to Iran by default as their country of origin if one cannot be found, but since we are at war with Iran I believe the military should decide what happens if their country of origin is deemed to be Iran.

>>508294176
Yes

>>508293984
kind of nuts to think about manned aircraft cruising at mach 3.5+ with like 1950/60s tech.
That's not even getting to """"aircraft"""" like the X-15

>>508294660
They brute-forced it all, and made the best of the limitations they had. Designed with slide-rules and chalk-boards and computers that used individual transistors as logic, combining the best math and science done by the US and Germany.
No one cared about lawsuits, environmental concerns, there were no women in HR departments, and lawyers were completely off-limits to the technology because lawyers weren't allowed to go to Groom Lake to design her.

Area-51 was designed and built specifically to keep retards away.

>>508295454
i am really not all that interested in aviation but the sr71 is a beautiful aircraft, i wouldve loved to have been a boomer engineer in the 70s. so many cool aircraft back then

>>508291800
I want to rape that creature

Space force has A.I. operated autonomous craft orbiting for a year straight.,

>>508295680
Kelly Johnson was a genius. That crazy fool knew fluid dynamics like a fish knows buoyancy. He made planes so extreme that most pilots could not safely pilot them. The F-104 comes to mind. The machine outperformed the man.

>>508291841
You just answered your own question

>>508284095
The Ho 229 wasn't stealth and wasn't copied.

>>508296795
it was stealth-ish for the radars of 1944.

>>508284030 (OP)
My plane is cooler but I'm not gonna show you guys

>>508296862
Aerodynamics is fun

>>508284030 (OP)
Blatant plagiarism.

>>508295454
ammoriga=aryan strength used to wipe out aryans
Perverted as hell

>>508296396
not talking down on the giants that came before us like kelly johnson and werner von bron
but there are engineers of that caliber who exist right now. but we don't know their names, because they're not allowed the same degrees of freedom that those men were afforded.

>>508285177
The nighthawk perfectly suited its time

>>508284030 (OP)
stolen from nazi tech

>>508284411
when the sky is missing pixels better run for your life

>>508297187
There are probably people with that much talent or whatever you want to call it, but they don't really get to be brilliant sole lead designers anymore because development teams are so huge and spread out (different parts of the aircraft often being done by different companies) and so much of the design is driven by hard data now.

>>508297855
>so much of the design is driven by hard data now.
more like the system is designed so brilliance is not allowed to outshine the massive throngs of midwits in all these companies and teams

>>508297244
>Hitler-Chad
He killed himself LOL

>>508285937
>muhh aliens
lmfao i hate jews

fuck year

>>508284030 (OP)
MIGA has no taste for aesthetics.

>>508284030 (OP)
The chinks caught up: https://www.twz.com/air/chinas-j-36-heavy-stealth-fighter-seen-flying-for-second-time

>>508297187
>because they're not allowed the same degrees of freedom that those men were afforded.
I know that. I'm not knocking modern engineers. You have to do what the boss says with what you're allotted. It's stifling human ingenuity. All we're getting is AIDS AI bullshit that'll just end up making tech worse in the end overall.
We should have motherboards with interchangeable and customizable components for everything, not just CPU, RAM, and GPU. Fully adaptable for general and niche needs.
Instead we get bullshit because Jensen wants to play God with Sam Altman and Elon Musk.

If they're so stealthy then how come you guys keep posting threads like "BREAKING: B2 FLYING TO SECRET AIRBASE FOR SNEAK ATTACK"

>>508298337
>>508298449
It should be noted that the DOD only mothballed the Nighthawk. It's not actually decommissioned. I have to wonder what it can do with upgrades.
Top secret aircraft, stealth, UFOs, aliens, and other stuff were a fascination of mine when I was 6-11 years old in the early 90s. Sightings and X-Files were my shit.

>>508284030 (OP)
A plane so cool, we had to put it in our city logo.

>>508287270
not a plane, homie. But still cash nevertheless.

>>508298496
This body plan isn't even new. The Americans designed it first with prototype fighter jets, and is completely different that what a B2's body plan is like.

Fuck you meme flag.

For me it's the PZL-Mielec M-18 Dromader.

>>508299273
It's just a stupid looking Piper Pawnee dude.

>>508284030 (OP)
That's not the sr-71 though

F-117 is a cooler plane though

>>508298337
A few months ago I was at the shooting range when I heard an unusual jet sound and turned around to see a pair of F-15s flying over at low altitude. It was probably the most MURRICA FUCK YEAH moment I've ever had in my life.

>>508299273
>mainly as a cropduster or firefighting machine
Based little shitrotor machine

>>508299403
Is that still in use ? I though they retired it after the Serbia incidents.

>>508298929
these memes are HILARIOUS

>>508299415
Heard one the other day cooking the afterburner
loud AF sent shivers desu

>>508299403
I'm one of the most antiwar people you'll ever find.
I also have a raging boner for military hardware(even foreign), explosives, nuclear weapons, chemical weapons(NO biological shit), guns, and weapons in general.
I hate electronic warfare though. Pussy-ass shit. Like bringing an active denial system to an MMA fight.

>>508299605
It continued in service for almost a decade after Kosovo and saw action in Afghanistan and Iraq. It's officially retired now but one or two get spotted flying around every few years, probably being used to test radar systems or something like that. I think there's some speculation that they're using it to simulate the new Chinese jets, which if true says a lot about how far behind they are.

>>508299605
We didnt even see it, our artillery was guided by God

>>508285311
thats not the founding fathers, thats some bri,ish club

the founding fathers were trying to get away from the bri'ish, youre not makin any sense again

>>508286690
B-21 is based, only a few more years and it will start replacing all B-2's and B-1's
Meanwhile the B-52 is 70 years old and there's no plans to retire it

>>508300168
It's a goddamn triangle that can't be seen on radar that weighs as much as 5 fully-loaded semi-trucks at take-off.
Hate ZOG all you want, but that's impressive.

>>508285937
Partly, yes.
>>508286690
Not intentionally, they did. see webm.

>>508300422
>B-52 is 70 years old and there's no plans to retire it
It's too good. It's really big and lean, you know?

>>508284030 (OP)
stolen nazi blueprints

>>508291840
1961? wtf

>>508298337
F-15 is the only airplane without any design flaws.

>>508298191
Not all UFOs are Aliens.

>>508284030 (OP)
>>508300487
The B2 Bomber is named after Thomas Townsend Brown. Was designed in the 70s. and of course, they never try doing more advanced aircraft's, or vehicles.

>>508300665
>>508300422
they're going to keep the b-52 in service until 2050

>>508284030 (OP)
>>508285937

>>508299738
Yeah, there's really nothing else like it. The Air Force and Navy would probably get way more recruits if they just flew around doing cool aerobatics and shit all over the place then they do with their current methods.

>>508284030 (OP)
Also space force reveals hopefully something big happening of Easter of 2026

Chris Bledsoe might be right.

>>508300350
You are retarded. The founding fathers were British.

>>508298039
Proofs?

>>508284030 (OP)
Should be painted like the sky fucking dummies

>>508284411
>our enemies
>our
your "country" has no identity, no nationalism. "our" doesn't exist for you.

Beautiful planes fly good.
That's the general rule of thumb in aviation.

>more than half the board has less than 15 replies
anyone want to talk about how shilled this place is right now?

>>508301679
I just don't know shit about planes, so I don't talk much. Can I enjoy planes. This was pretty cool lol wtf

>>508286372

This is the same as the "we don't know how to go to the moon anymore"

No, we just haven't been building them for decades so the tooling and production lines and subcontractors no longer all exist.

>>508301661
>1962 - 1979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_Spacelines_Pregnant_Guppy
Yeah. Don't make uggo shit. Even Russia knows that.

>>508284030 (OP)
For me, its the Rockwell B-1 Lancer with variable wing geometry.

Braindead /k/unts will keep coming and shittying up this board, it's already happening as you can see and read in this thread. It's bad.

>faster, stealthier, and better range then its competitor
>gets cheated out of a contract because muh thrust vectoring and faggy political/buisiness bs

>>508295454
>computers that used individual transistors as logic
Computers still do that today.

>>508291216
>navy
Sorry, but that is obviously a boat.

>>508302107
The YF-23 is my favorite plane post-Tomcat.

>>508299605
They've been using them in wargames against f22 raptors.

>>508300422
The fact that the B-21 doesn't have a zigzag shape on the ass but only a triangle makes it way more effeminate looking.

>>508284030 (OP)
pave hawk was best

US and the malignant mango cheetoh child zionist cocksucker blumpf is about to realize planes cant do shit thats effective to a real military power besides nukes, and at that point everyones flying them and your population armed with guns (currently over 150 million guns) will take over.

The "united" states government is in a lose lose situation.

>>508284030 (OP)
Yeah we did a great job with this plane 80 years ago

>>508294096
The Ho-229 was apparently a lot more stable, and also ya know. Jet powered.
Northrop's attempts were okay but they weren't remotely stable enough for combat purposes.

>>508305319
I'm still wondering how that was possible. Like +/-40 years before the start of the war, internal combustion engines were just being discovered and the industrial revolution was happening. In the cosmic blink of an eye, we go from propeller aircraft, to fixed wing jet engines. Shit ain't adding up. The maths ain't mathin'.

>>508306054
Even an average Joe, let alone highly educated men, didn't have to worry about being able to buy a house or finding a spouse. They could spend 60h+ focusing solely on their job without having to worry about mundane life shit. Nor would they be distracted by vidya gaymes, social media or porn. Society was highly structured.
That's what you get when humanity is at its peak.

>>508306054
Seckrit knowledge from another dimension, accessed by getting high of magic shroom rituals.

>>508284030 (OP)
Avro Vulcan is a bigger flex.

>>508285937
no. the crashed "ships" were capsules that had been used in high altitude balloon "tests". inside was surveillance equipment, potential weapon payloads as well as people with progeria. hence the little people that are funny looking and sound weird. its because they were so small and light weight they were able to float them higher with the balloons. some capsules crashed. poor kids :\ must've been scary as shit up there. i wouldn't blame them for panicking. i salute those brave lil accursed rascals.

but yeah Nazi scientists were a big part of our early jet and rocket programs. we let them continue their work here. it would've been a waste to hang those brilliant men. they weren't so bad afterall, just a bit misunderstood. turned out to be better allies than the dang jews. although theylike ot take a lot of credit for developing different things. and who knows, maybe they have. but how much of it was stolen from others? hmmm as compared to innovating and truly inventing things themselves? like i assume the Germans did with their renowned engineering abilities. they had some good physicists which paired with with a hard work ethic. it drove them to build it stronger and better. to fly higher and faster. it paired well with the American spirit. the USA is fascist after all, so the Nazis got along just fine here. bless em

>>508284030 (OP)
Go back to /k/ tranny

>>508284030 (OP)
What plane? I just see a blue ocean

>>508284030 (OP)
For the millionth time: planes are not real. They literally can not stay in the air.

>>508284030 (OP)
Real eyes
Realize
Real lies

>>508284030 (OP)
Spitfire and Hurricane are in a league of their own. Beauty personified

>>508284030 (OP)
Reminds me of this

>>508290187
planes are cool. ive got aeronautical engineers in the family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWI1d891COE

>>508302708
the thing looks like a bird of prey. do they remind you of women too?

>>508285661
>they gave jack special permission to view it and he wept
Upon seeing it he commented "Now I know why god has kept me alive for so long."

>>508286690
what's with the faggy cockpit windows

>>508302107
22 was a better fighter and cheaper which is what really wins contracts.

>>508284030 (OP)
Bollocks. Sr71 or the f111

>>508298496
>3 engine slop
no

>>508284346
why do they stand there like NPC's

>>508288786
That’s not totally true. They aren’t stealth either. They are scary looking IRL though, a big haunting wing that is alien.

>>508284411

your country doesnt even have language

you are speaking english language lmao

YOU DONT HAVE IDENTITY

YOU ARE A FAKE COUNTRY

>>508296140
>translation: it is only natural for a corporeal or non-corporeal entity to want to avoid all of the jewish nonsense
right in the feels

>>508284030 (OP)
This is basically the Gundam of america

>>508306054
We let mossad get away with a coup on the US by killing JFK over his desire to prevent israeli nukes. Since then we have only declined as the jew infection spreads.