There it is
The first real step in the UK's big brother plan
Soon it will be "You will only be allowed to masturbate on Tuesdays and they must be mandated and approved by parliament"

>>508292469 (OP)
Only women huh? So my black thug porn is safe

>>508292469 (OP)
All pornography should be banned

>>508292469 (OP)
LOL, but not actual rape.
>The absolute state

>>508292469 (OP)
What a bunch of bullshit. Oh well now those who indulge in their homes can go out and do in real life after the need to act arises.

>>508292469 (OP)
This will mostly affect women because every woman under 45 is exclusively into being choked ruthlessly while being beaten semi-unconscious by her daddy-boyfriend.

>>508292469 (OP)
>Those muslim rape gangs, no we wont do anything about that

>>508292469 (OP)
Uh huh, sucks to suck I guess

>>508292469 (OP)
Women love being choked to death whilst fucked, if you use a rope attached to the ceiling which you can pull on they'll shove their necks in the noose whilst begging for it.

I demand a government grant to prove this before any further action is taken, because I and many other know it to be true.

>>508292469 (OP)
What? It's women who love getting choked though.

>>508292469 (OP)
Surely that will stop the immigrant rape gangs

>>508292469 (OP)
but women are the ones asking to be strangled lmao

>>508292469 (OP)
what about shemales, those are men so it's okay if you crossdress and get strangled?

>>508292469 (OP)
Women are so disgusting, they will treat average guys and lower-tier guys like garbage, but then they will seek out guys to choke them, they will go on porn sets and weird sex scenes to find the rare attractive guy who will choke them in the bedroom.
Feminists will see this move as anti-women.

>>508292469 (OP)
Wheres the law to protect women from Paki's?

>>508296366
c'mon you know that's the last thing they'll admit.

>>508295143
Women ask you to choke them and if you don't do it hard enough they complain.

>>508292469 (OP)
get a good gpu, then its not a problem

>>508296366
That's the funniest thing about the UK. They make endless laws for thought crimes but let real child rapists off with a slap on the wrist.
What a bizarre fucking country.

>>508292469 (OP)
>'Ve you gawt a loicense to mastuhbate thur gov?
On a more serious note, they will probably ban more porn as they slowly turn into UKistan.

>>508296208
Don't count they weren't born with a vagina so not a woman

OI
M8
WHERES UR MEATY JERKY LOISCENCE

>>508292469 (OP)
> Acting = Violence
> Raping a grooming white kids = silence

Oi... you got a loicense for that meme ?

Only porn addled goon coomers are mad at this ITT

>>508292469 (OP)
Ok, now do women's literotica

>>508292469 (OP)
Ah yes, BDSM porn is the real danger to women
Not millions of invading 60 IQ muslims and niggers no that has nothing to do with the rampant rape and murder of women and girls the UK is facing.

>>508292469 (OP)
Damn, women aren't going to be happy about this

>>508292877
I came here looking for this exact answer

>>508292469 (OP)
You better download quick Mommy Dearest kino with India Summer and Caroline Pierce before you gonna need a loicence for this shtoof.

I've never been into it but the last three women I've been with requested it the first time we fucked. One of them even described themselves as feminist but just wanted to be cavemanned everytime it was bizarre.

>>508292469 (OP)
I honestly don't see a problem with that law.

>>508292469 (OP)
No one should be allowed to masturbate ever.

>>508292469 (OP)
>Women enter politics
>They open the borders
>3rd worlders enter and abuse women
>Women cannot admit 3rd worlders are a problem, as they are only there because women let them in and it would be admitting a mistake
>Rape and sexual assault are already illegal
>"lets ban fetishes"
Should never have been allowed in politics. They are the greatest tool of the jew in weakening nations

>u have a masturbation loicense m8?

>>508292877
Yeah they're not coming for the Homo Erectus, no worries. It's specifically straight British men they hate.

>>508292469 (OP)
My gf from a few years ago loved to be choked and got me to do it to her, it was never hard but she would always grab my hand and put it on her throat when we were fucking. Some women are into that, spanking too.

>>508299938
>Two tugs after a piss anymore and that's a risk eh? Put your hands behind em

>>508298312
The problem is the attitude that this will make women safer when they import rapists and dress like cheap whores, and then cover up the rapes which means no real consequences either. They obviously want to be raped. Is this their way of convincing British men to do it too?

>>508292469 (OP)
*Unless a Muslim man is doing the choking and the woman is underage.

>>508301183
What if you stream videos and shows, but specifically avoid BBC's gay shitty slop? They still want a cut of the action even if you won't watch their shit?

>>508292469 (OP)
It's women that get off on that shit though.

Still waiting for them to extradite American shitposters.

>>508292469 (OP)
Women love being choked and fucked hard though.

>>508292469 (OP)
i have only ever strangled boomer men who act like women so this fine

>>508301506
If it is possible to get the BBC, they will come after you

>>508292469 (OP)
Why not ban the rapists instead? Women love being choked during sex for some reason

Has there been another nation that fell this fast and low? Are you britanons OK?

>>508301506
Doesn't matter mate, you're a criminal

>>508292469 (OP)
someone post that bong pasta

>>508292469 (OP)
Thats nice. But when will they go after actual problems like, I dunno...3rd world rape gangs? Kinda seems a bigger issue, eh?

>>508296366
Where is the law that protects Paki children from the knife?

>>508296584
what the fuck

>>508292469 (OP)
So any and all BDSM porn involving breathplay or choking is now illegal.
Great.

also
Only women?

>>508292469 (OP)
So THAT'S why I had this image in my folder.
>on /ck/
>bongfag is having fish and chips or anon made fish sticks I can't recall
>one of the fish sticks looks like a fist
>jokes ensue

>>508292469 (OP)
What are women going to masturbate to now?