>>508308625 (OP)Yes, yes, let Chad enlist and die in the sandbox or come back with crippling injuries and PTSD. More pussy for me Mr. Ching-Chong!
BUUUUUUT I know what you're already thinking and saying. Something like "This will change nothing! You will still not get the Stacy puss-puss! You will not get laid because of Chad's death!" to which I say; then how has anything meaningfully changed for me? It hasn't? Has it?
Looks like...I. STILL. WIN.