Get irradiated mainlandfags

>>508319243 (OP)
enjoy freezing to death at -80c in summer

>what is fallout
>what is nuclear winter

>>508319243 (OP)
Lara, is that you?

>>508319243 (OP)
you mean mainislandfags?

>>508319243 (OP)
I’ll turn into an immortal ghoul from those delicious RADs and swim to your shitty island and sleep in your shitty cottage thatched roof until you die from radiation sickness from me

>>508319290
Sounds amazing to be honest compared to the fetid swampy shithole that is my state three-quarters of the year.

>>508319363
>what is nuclear winter
a song from the band sodom retard

>>508319363
Cities have changed construction materials since then, nuclear winter like effects are more likely from a volcanic eruption

>>508319243 (OP)
Can you grow food there, or only grass? What will happen if the Gulf Stream quits bringing warm waters to those far northerly latitudes?

>>508319290
It’s 13c here right now

>>508319243 (OP)
I'm going to guess western isles.
although you're outside on a sunday, so enjoy going to hell forever.

>>508319243 (OP)
Except the islands were absolutely fucked the co-op supermarkets automatic re-ordering system got hacked. I travel all over teuchter towns for work and it was grim when the food deliveries stopped. I hope you like mutton and herring. Nice picture btw, are you an Orcadian?

>>508320185
Anyone know the gaelic for top kek?

>>508320273
Further north
>>508319827
There’s potato and carrot farmers. Pretty much every inch of grass is used for sheep grazing

>>508320484
A peeri bit further north is it aye? Got to be fair isle or Shetland I'd guess (no need to say). You have many interesting and wonderful birds up there.

>>508319243 (OP)
>mentions scot
my time has come to cope without a scottish gf

>>508319243 (OP)
>Get irradiated mainlandfags

I dont know that isreals nuclear weapons reach all the way to londonistan? dont they have closer muslim countries to nuke?

I wish I was born in the Scottish highlands or Norway or Iceland or somewhere northern. I got stuck with the boring midlands.

>>508321169
Luckily he's closer to Norway than London.

>>508321324
Just move to the highlands. Take a job from a boriswaver

>>508319243 (OP)
damn.....hi from down under, how is it living sideways way out on the western edge?

>>508319363
Most of Scotland will still be fine.

>>508319290
it never gets cold up there because of the warmth of the sea.

>>508321709
Despite being run by the faggiest political party ever created Scotland is very very white

>>508321938
you must have seen that video where your previous paki PM angrily said 'WHITE' about 9000 times in a single speech. that was really quite disgusting.

>>508319243 (OP)
I've thought about moving out there, or Wales. But it must be fucking boring?

>>508319243 (OP)
which one is your girlfriend?

Don't be fooled by this trad larp bollocks.
You don't need to live like some fucking peat bog dwelling crofter to not be a degenerate.
I lived in a place like this and the boredom is staggering. Shortbread tin wanker.


fucking captcha time out wankers, mods on 4 chan are gay and lame

>>508321738
Mate have you never heard of wind? It's as cold as witches tit up there for like half the year. The gulf stream stops it being line Siberia but it's not warm by any means.

>>508319243 (OP)
looks like great spots to forage for mushrooms in autumn. id pick a freezer full and be set for life
if you catch my drift

>>508319243 (OP)
Bongs keep nuclear warhead storage in Scottish ports.
So it is you, who will be irradiated.

>>508319243 (OP)
Why is everything sideways? The fuck is wrong with your country bro

>>508319243 (OP)
2.5 billion metric pounds per picohectare, and any attempt to farm is met with antiwhite derision

>>508323230
Aberdeen is a long way away from me

>>508321324
>I wish I was born in an area I can't live in but mass migrants from England can

>>508321938
Uh no nobody is white in Scotland

You're still being sent home eventual Nigel

The nukes are kept near Glasgow, which is fine because you could drop a nuke on glasgow and it night actually improve it. If not, luckily there will probably only be about 20 quids worth of damage.

There's a reason Mad Max is set in Australia.
Nobody is nuking a fucking desert island the size of Canada.

>>508319243 (OP)
McNugget clan here. My extended family is the Shetland Islands in Twatt. Are they safe? Actually, to be quite honest, I don't know them very well, and they live in a city called Twatt. Should I care? Should I burn my coat of arms too? Will the nukes do that for me?

>>508319243 (OP)
I would love to live in a rural area in Scotland

>>508322384
>boring
lol

>>508322771
of course. im just saying that it doesn't get really cold up there. your sea doesn't freeze and its not colder than a few degrees below zero for very long. it might feel a bit chilly because of the damp cool winds and stuff but its not actually cold.

>>508323873
>the Mcnuggets from Twatt
nice

>>508324150
You wait until it's winter and you 4/5 hours of sunlight a day, it's grey cloud cover and it's raining all the time. You'll want to hang yourself.

>>508319843
15c here right now. Cool but comfy

America is so much better than this shithole

Islay best island, prove me wrong.

>>508324698
Fuck yeah

>>508319243 (OP)
Good for you. I long to live somewhere away from all of the shit pakis BAMEs cars bookies turkish barber shops deano builds which make up the shithole known as England.

>>508320185
Nah he's up in the Orkney's on either Westray or Sanday.

>>508319243 (OP)
Anon does not know about Gruinard Island.

>>508322172
I’m a Yorkshire man not a jock

>>508323728
I’m already home mate

>>508324510
i live in Canada and like that kind of weather although the deep persistent lows of a nice arctic blast are even better.

>>508326015
well whatever, you know what i mean

Shame about the trees

>>508324741
For me its Iona

>>508319243 (OP)
>nukes won't affect rural are-ACK

>>508319843

>>508319243 (OP)
>Never been a better time
A Dane named Anders Holck Povlsen has loved it since his childhood in the 1980s and bought soil there in 2006, so I assume it’s been good there for many decades already?

>>508324510
Swings and roundabouts innit.
At the moment it doesn't get dark until 10pm and it gets light at 4am.
Shit for watching movies in the summer.

>>508326059
No you're a colonist

>>508328889
can you get curtains and blinds where you live?