care to explain, dutchpipo?

>>508326796 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPzkcbsI0A

>>508326796 (OP)
ik ook

>>508326796 (OP)
Dutch is so hebben cool

Do Dutch people think English is funny?

>>508326796 (OP)
weet ik

>>508326796 (OP)

Geef me 5 euros ff...

>>508327120
Hitler dood :(

>>508326796 (OP)
Dutch sounds like Gungan.

>>508326796 (OP)
>Proknie wsna prikjo jedi da wosnie slav babble
silence
>fatsoenlijk en volwassen Nederlands
hahahaha dutch lmao

Not as funny as poopen sharten farten

>>508328011
even your post shows why people laugh at it lmfao :DD

>>508328011
gestoord?

>>508327306
Do you guys still do the whole Tikkie microjewing thing? Friend comes over to your house, you give him a glass of soda, then you send a Tikkie request for 40 cents and things of that nature?

>>508326796 (OP)
Dutch is Czech for English speakers

>>508328127
Hate when that happens.

>>508327242
No, we think they are fat retarded mutts with a nigger worshipping problem.

>>508328318
You think soda grows on trees?

>>508326796 (OP)

>>508326796 (OP)
>noooooooo!!! That’s Israelite tribe of Dan language!!!!! Reeeeee!!!

>>508328318
Its a big meme

>>508328381
>English
>starts to ramble about burgers
buckbroken :DD

>>508328371
>cuckstoel

>>508328381
Nobody even mentioned Americans low iq toothpaste nigger

>>508326796 (OP)

>gembardeerd :DDDD

>>508328492
>>508328547
What language do americans speak?

>>508326796 (OP)
It's like a downie speaking German.

>>508328483
So if I go to your house to take a shit, you won't send a 0,30 Tikkie request for the tp and the soap?

>>508326796 (OP)
I don't understand why it is supposed to be funny?

Just wait until you see the Welsh.

>>508328371

NEDERLAND MEESTERRAS

>>508328011
Prutspraat

>>508328721
american

>>508328787
>hitler dood wat nou
>watted is so funnens
lmao you are blind to your own blabbering

>>508328318

>>508326796 (OP)
DeTijd is flemish not dutch

>>508326796 (OP)
there were b2 trading cards 30+ years ago. how is this still the best tech and in service with no changes?

>>508328787
To someone who doesn't speak Dutch it's funny.
>gebombardeerd

>>508328721
Americans speak English. Do you know who also speaks English? Australians, Canadians, New Zealanders, Britcucks, South Africans, Irish.

>>508328929
that's Afrikaans, ameritard

Looks like the retarded baby of German and English lel

>>508326796 (OP)
>mongrelized mutt hears organic germanic language instead of his own mongrelized, mutted globohomo slop
LMAO

Does Dutch seem silly to everyone, or just native English speakers? Because to me it reads very silly indeed.
What say you, non-angolophone bros?

>>508329079
>>508328929
It's interesting because German is similar and doesn't seem silly at all. One imagines a fantasy gnome speaking dutch

>>508326796 (OP)
Has anyone told him that English is one of the Germanic tongues as well, sharing its root with Dutch?

>>508326796 (OP)
I mean it's literally the closest thing to english that ain't english, of course it's gonna sound special to you lot.

Doesn't help that angloids usually suck at speaking even just one language so they really have no clue what to make of a non english language that they recognise parts of.

>>508329172
I love you :3
Two of my exes were from Netherlands they were the best ppl I've ever known Im so tired of Americans in comparison. Something is just not there usually.

>>508329189
>>508329309
Lmao forgot my memeflag

>>508329189
Just native english and esl subhumans, really. And mostly because english is written in such a retarded, non-phonetic way, while it's also a highly mongrelized inorganic language based on the Dutch original

>>508328827
That's fine, it's just odd
Dutch is like speaking English in a goofy way

>>508326796 (OP)

can you understand picrel, mutt?

amerisharts be like:lul dutch so funny XD
also amerisharts:YO FR FR NO CAP ON A STRAP?THATS SO LIT RATE MY FIT!

>>508329116
damn

>>508327457
wat nou?

>>508329189
everyone

>>508329309
German is a lot softer and more gnome like than dutch, as are the people.
In pretty much every sense desu.

>>508326796 (OP)
how do we handle the dutch menace

>>508328381
>>508329116
>>508329172
>>508329341
>>508329424
The Spanish should have genocided you all.

>>508329461
What does Portuguese sound like to you?

>>508328174
>at it
this can look retarded too if you're not used to English

>>508329424
>>508329341
>>508329172
Cope our language is pure, regal, and beautiful in sound and function, and much more than any other European language.

>>508329091
Oh so English? So if i talk about English i talk about the language americans speak? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

>>508328637
Leetspeak and memespeak were dutch psyops to convince the world to speak dutch

>>508328774
That is correct.
And right
And just

>>508327289
lullll

>HAHA IT'S LIKE ENGLISH BUT SILLY
Shut the fuck up you subhuman

>>508329341
I know for a fact that Germans think you sound hilarious too, so it's not just an Anglophone thing, you're just a bizarre middle ground between a sane language and one that's a drunken mess of 4 other languages.

>>508329550
i'm sorry which pronoun does dutch prefer? is it non-binary?

>>508329448
Technically english is more like speaking dutch in a goofy way, our words have the older roots.
It's also why we're relatively phonetically consistent, i.e. most things are pronounced in the way they are written.

>>508329583
No, you're talking about the language a bunch of other countries speak.

>hitler dood

>>508328381
>No, we think they are fat retarded mutts with a nigger worshipping problem.

yanks are poorly educated, obese and hyper-violent savages. they don't even have their own culture, history, identity, race, homeland, language, or even a foreskin.

a nation of mystery meat thirdies. judaised africans/amerindians.

>>508329633
Germanic languages as a whole have no reason to even exist. English and maybe German are the only ones that serve a purpose

>>508328371
oh gay, this is a derivative of the original cuckstoel meme. Even though it is funnier lmfao.

>>508328827
>4 "L"s in a row
>ends with "OGOGOGOCH"
Train autists wrote this language

>>508329541
Weakness doesn't get to make such calls Papibro.

>>508329629
>IT'S LIKE ENGLISH BUT SILLY
You would know a lot about that being from the prison island :DD

>>508327242
English comes from frisian which is a the ground language dutch was also based on, we consider you brothers from another mother

>>508328721
Ebonics

>>508329674
Oh so Americans don't talk in English?
And i quote:
>Americans speak English.
From your post you dumb mutt niggerlover. Now suck my balls and cry in your gallon of cola you have next to your computer you fat fuck.

>>508329612
If I shit extra hard, will I have to pay a toilet wear and tear fee?

>>508328318
Only a mid to south Hollander is like that (read a french-jew dna parasite)
Frisians are generally not like that

Man I need a Dutch gobbeler

>>508329576
This is usually the point where you reveal it's your only lamguage.
Easiest way to rile up Angloids in international settings: Joke about their language and language skills, it's a very sore spot that is very easy to recognise and bobd over for any non anglo.

>>508328802
>deebly goncerning

>>508329806
what do you guys think of afrikaans

>>508326796 (OP)
je kan mn bruine anjer aflikken vieze voorhuid ontbeerder

>>508329806
both languages are retarded versions of the great german language.

>>508327972
Kek

>>508329079
Tbf it would sound retarded if said with an anglo accent like boekhouding would sound absolutely retarded if i say it with an english accent like saying van Goo instead of van Goch

>>508327740
Kek
>>508326796 (OP)
>>508329118
If you speak english and german then you can understand like 70% of written dutch, spoken is a bit harder. Actually dutch is easier than bavarian german lol.

>>508329838
Some might argue that it makes more sense to think of the English when thinking about English. Especially given your proximity.
Buck broken for sure.

>>508329772
Oi cobber fair suck of the sav but ya takin the piss a bit there eh?

>>508329541
We literally defeated the spanish and btfo their entire silverfleet but keep coping circumcised kike slave

>>508326796 (OP)
It’s why they all speak English.

>>508329603
Okay i love this.

>>508329633
The latter describes German a lot more than us though, what with it being the standardised bastard son of various german languages and a big dose of Polish.

And their humor isn't exactly renowned fir good reason.

>>508329521
The perception is probably due to many English-speakers' only exposure to German being WWII movies with a bunch of goose-stepping Nazi military members(or Hitler himself) always speaking harshly with a lot of hard inflection.

>>508329576
It’s not pure you bastardised it because it was too complicated for you

>>508329576

>>508330099
English literally comes from the dutch language of frisian you historical illiterate mutt

>>508326796 (OP)
all this time I thought dutch was just some weird english dude with dickslixia or something

>>508329583
>the language americans speak?

mutts speak bastardised/pidgin "english". it's like listening to jamaican patois.

the moment i hear an annoying mutt accent, i immediately disregard the individual. "don't recommend channel" on jewtube.

steve jobs and chris hedges are the only two yanks worth listening to. the rest should be ignored.

>>508329916
Afrikaans is like dutch if you write it in Dutch that was spoken hundreds of years ago and you took away all grammatical rules. So it's completely undecipherable to us but we recognize some words. Kinda like German but less understandable. But the truth of it is that we have very limited contact with it.

>>508330049
Sorry mate, but the Dutch Golden Age was a bunch of Sephardi Jews running a stock exchange from Amsterdam, ordering the Dutch to fight Jew wars against the Spanish (who exiled them).

>>508329424
>based on the Dutch original
English isn't based on Dutch, it's a french-norse anglo saxon hybrid.
also ironic when jouw eigen taal is a mongrelised frankish-frisian hybrid dialect

>>508330134
>we wuz kangs
calm down lil toothpaste

>>508326796 (OP)
I hebben it.

>>508330202
Yeah thats fair mate im not denying that lmao

>>508330236
>He doesnt know that nordic languages also came from frisian
Grim i thought u guys were white

>>508329576
You can't even call American "your language", you just took it from us

Try to trace the origin of any american word past 1750 and you just get "dunno lol the English did it"

>>508329576
>our language

you're not english, you third-world, penal colonist faggot. you're no different than haitians, with their creole that makes your ears bleed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x-yUysAzlg

hij sneed naar binnen!

>>508329583
You retarden, poopensharten

>>508330283
It's alright, the Brits were equally responsible.

>>508329172
>>508329341
>>508329633
The dutch are correct 60% of english vocabulary is french and or latin. Even before america was discovered english was a mixed language between latin and germanic languages.

>>508330113
Yeah, it's usually more like this... eh, schwizzy schwazzy stuff, as if they are slurring. Excellent language for poetry and music unlike dutch, but when it comes to rhetorics or storytelling i know of no better language than dutch. It has an imperiousness if spoken well that i see in little else.

>>508330102
The latter was describing English, swamphans.
Like I said, you're a middle ground. You're the Belgium of languages, something that everyone finds rather silly for even existing because you lack anything unique enough to justify not just picking one of the dominant adjacent languages.

>>508330331
>he doesnt know finnish is a separate language family from the nordics
oof

>>508327242
Impossible. English isn't a language after all. It's a heap of languages that fermented into something that resembles one.

>>508330202
Akshually we coordinated with the sephardi and simultanously got some ashkenazim, and converted most of them to christianity and assimilated them.

>>508330485
This is kinda true, though

>>508330422
Nah i love dutch but as a creative i think its the worst poetic language there is, id prefer english when it comes to art

>>508330049
You and your Anglokike friend (((Oliver Cromwell))) invited the Jews back to England after their civil war. Your country is nothing more than kike merchants larping as le based germanics.

>>508330462
Based fair enough youre right i wasnt sure what flag you were as their all the sa

>>508326796 (OP)
Literally just Gunganese.

>>508330545
> He doesnt know the dutch are the reason he has his constitution, freedom of religion, press and speech
Grim

>>508329576
Man look at all those euro cunts are getting uppity over our language. 10/10, post again and in every thread.
How about you work more than three days a year, euro fags?

Boop de doop van de snertsnorp snuifde snorf laberdoodle

>>508330521
>Assimilate them
Mate, I love the Dutch but your country is full of prostitution, drugs, and brown people - moreso than most countries in Europe. The Dutch are thoroughly Judaicised. Don't act like a Jew who is "Christianised" isn't still a Jew.

>>508330441
That sounds a very etymologically illiterate take, as while the whole world twisted in on itself around us we remain practically unchanged.

There's a reason we had a colonial empire of note where Germany did not, why we conquered the Portuguese "half" of the world bar half of Brazil.

We are where arrogant empires go to die.

>>508326796 (OP)
Do you realize that English is simplified Dutch?

ticht dyn mûle kankerhûn

>>508330715
>The circumcised jew golem thinks working itself to death with no benefits for jewish companies is virtuous
You truly are a golem, are you ready to follow trump and die for him and jews in Iran? It is what you were bred for

>>508330531
That's exactly what i am saying man, terrible for poetry and song, excellent for speech and story.

>>508330521
We burned 30,000 of the fuckers for pretending that they converted.

>>508330814
>We are where arrogant empires go to die.
You are where jews go to speculate when they're not allowed in London.

>>508330485
Spanish isnt a real language because they use the greek alphabet

>>508330396
>Snijdt naar binnen
>Werkt altijd
Gebaseerde LCIM, een echte /sp/ legende

>>508330715
They are mad that we dominate them and that our beautiful language is superior. They don’t want to admit that our language sounds better than theirs and is a pleasure to listen to and speak with.

>>508330814
You got BTFO here lmao

>>508326796 (OP)
luv ik ook

>>508330819
Before dutch the netherlands was run by frisians from 600B.C these frisians crossed over when the water was low to England and created Proto-english. Through further trade with the dutch, french and latin nations it developed in what we today call Modern English, in short english is a language completely fabricated by europeans

>>508329633
>a drunken mess of 4 other languages.
That's your own mongrelized tongue, retard
>>508329576
Disgusting miscegenated goyslop just like you
>our
germanic
>cope
jewish
>language
french
>pure
german
>regal
french
>beautiful
french
>sound
french
>function

>>508328787
"Dutch people don't season dey words tears of joy emoji"

>>508328637
>DOOD HITLER
>WATNOU?

>>508330896
Kek. But also it always amazed me how no matter where you are online or throughout history somehow the dutch are always there and often before anyone else despite being so small.

>>508329899
I think you’ll find we’re proud of our ignorance young man. We speak the only language worth speaking. Simple as.

dutch are ashkenazi jews and indonesians mixed together with swamp germans

>>508326796 (OP)
Not as funny as Estonian sounds to Finns. Finnish to Estonian I've heard sounds like an old people speak.

>>508330896
holy shit lmao

>>508330786
Fair enough on the brown people but prostitution is more honest than most "normal" female interactions; you pay some you get some.
Similarly drugs work fine if you've got respinsible people.

So yeah it's really the brown retards messing shit up.

But the thing is we've had these jews for hundreds of years while the browns coincide with the recent arrival of muslims, so we know it ain't "jewish" degeneracy but islamic.

>>508330814
Didn't you get colonized by Germany in 1940?

>>508331052
Arent the dutch a major factor into the niggering of the world

>>508326796 (OP)
Not as funny as Estonian sounds to Finns. Finnish to Estonian I've heard sounds like old people speak.

>>508331066
We live rent-free in more subhuman minds than there ever were Dutchmen, topkek

>>508329576
>our language is pure
Another larper abusing the USA flag in order to make anons from USA look uneducated and primitive.

>>508326796 (OP)

>>508326796 (OP)
everyday a hebbening in klompeland.
why is it so funny, its all based on yiddish, just like german and english.
>NOoooo ACKKK

>>508331186
Compared to the Anglos no not even close, but yes we definitely have woketards here, childless millenial women really hate their own families here. Grim

>>508331241
How can it be based on kikespeak when it was based on frisian 600 b.c and etymologically dutch has nothing in common with hebrew?

>>508331198
Lmao, that's funny coming from euro-asiatic mongrel stepnigger gibberish

>>508330887
And you still got Columbus the jew to discover America for you.
We're just more honest about this sorta stuff.

>>508330896
We predate London as a finance centre and have literally sailed up the Thamas to burn their ships and nick their flagship.

>>508331258
I was under the impression the Dutch were a key figure in the slave trade but i could be wrong. I do know England and France were also involved

>>508330485
>Impossible. English isn't a language after all. It's a heap of languages that fermented into something that resembles one.

germanic language with around 1/3rd of french origin due to normans.

spanish, otoh, is a convoluted shitshow compared to based languages like italian/romanian. lacks the elegance of french, or the nice melodies of portuguese. plus only niggers, poorfags, and indios speak that rubbish.

>>508330959
The fuck are you talking about? Before English the various tribes spoke different Celtic languages they weren’t Germanic at all

>>508330715
Can you point out Europe on a map?
>tap
No, that's Africa.
>tap
Wrong again, that's the insert that shows the moon.

>>508331170
You were fighting pointless Jew wars before it was "cool" in Britain and the US. Fucking hell, you guys supported the Ottomans against the Spanish so don't give me the "It's the Muslims' thing.

>>508330485
Hwī ne lærst þū þā gōdan Englisc sprǣce?

I had no idea dutch people were such thin-skinned bitches lmao, this whole thread is one giant "we wuz" cope

>>508330923
Honestly the only reason we even remember you is because your people keep reminding us of that one time in history when you had decent leadership - our leadership.

>>508331059

French without shitty genders on everything would be a pretty based language.

>>508331382
>Dutch were a key figure in the slave trade
True on the face of it, but if you look into it you'll find mostly jews
Same jews who today can't stop about OUR slavery guilt while celebrating their own colinial culture

Hi guys. :3

>>508331382
Yes but we rarely imported them just used them in their own nations and then dipped, when we did import them they only worked in the southern partof the netherlands called Holland (one of 7 nation states) the anglos spread niggers all across the world even today with their woke americanicism and nigger and tranny worship.

>>508326796 (OP)
dutch sounds like a pidgin. still love those aquafresh niggers though.

>>508331059
You know this is why i appreciate the actual English so much, you're not touchy otlr pretentious about your shortcomings and just work around them.

>>508331323
>replying to a stronthuid

>>508331473
We don't need to we wuz, subhuman
We've been topping every relevant chart for five centuries, and counting

>>508331554
Hey! We did the thing you asked us to do sir! Hope you are feeling more secure now. If you need anything else, let us know!

>>508331476
You don’t remember us because the loser never likes to remember he got assblasted lmao

>>508331323
600bc doesnt exist, retard.

>>508331417
>Bro doesnt know his own history

>>508330921
kek donald is that you?

>>508331443
>Hwī ne lærst þū þā gōdan Englisc sprǣce?

Hæ vinur. Gyðingar gerðu 9/11 og Epstein drápu sig ekki.

im happy europeans and south americans can speak english so well. it helps us retarded americans be a little more worldly

>>508331556
Ic wundrie, gyf Dene mann mæge þās sprǣce understandan?

>>508331636
Ty Saar. We baked the cake and you put on the finishing touches.

>>508331174
Nah, colonisation is far more onesided and the Germans were rather disappointed we were not impressed by them despite our own military ineptitude at that time.

No their annual migrations to our beaches in summer resembles colonisation far more kek.

>>508331473
Don't borrow 5 cents from any of them; they will haunt you to the ends of the earth until you pay it back.

>>508331473
Over 90% of them speak English. They should just adopt it as their language and ask to become part of the UK. Belgium gets to be part of France, and we call it a day

>>508331548
>>508331556
Fair, Dutch is still a pretty common language in Africa though because of the influence that you guys had down there. I think the south african accent is in some way a combo of africanas and the dutch accent with a touch of bong

>>508331786
spreche die deutsche oft

>>508331701
You dont believe in time? Or are you one of those A.D kikels

>>508328371
kek

>>508326796 (OP)
.be is belgium.

>>508331786
I wonder if the danish/dutch? man can understand this language then

>>508331434
>"You supported one set of enemies against another, how could you!"
Angloid shortsightedness never ceases to amaze me.
Also those Turks remained there and were not nearly as uniformly islamic as now.

>>508328371
ahahahaha

>>508329189
i think it seems more silly to us than to english speakers, like an extreme speech defect. it's on the same level as yiddish or a very strong bavarian accent. for us it's the pronounciation which makes it silly more than the written words which were anglofied to some degree. there are dutch dialects which are more on the german side.

>>508328381
Now express that opinion in public and your countrymen will tear you apart

>>508331837
South african is like indian english its technically our language but its so ancient from our slavery days that it is fastly different then our own (altho ofc we can still understand it mostly)

>>508331837
Saffer retard accent sounds like a uncanny aussie or kiwi accent mashup.

>>508326796 (OP)
It's not the most ridiculous language

>>508328721

ebonix and sheeeeit nigga, mixed in with spic.

>>508331932
belgium is not a real country

>>508331612
Good lad. I like Dutch people very much. I’ve found mainland continentals take themselves too seriously and can’t take the bants

>>508326796 (OP)
IK KOOK OOK

>>508332048
Half of them would but any place outside of Amsterdam (read Kikerdam) or Groningen (read woke faggot city) or Rotterdam (read niggerville) would agree with us. Why do you think Wilders won

>>508329540
He didn’t counter charge him for the extra gas for driving him?

>>508332108
bantz are important

>>508326796 (OP)
https://youtu.be/rYcfMMJyt-A

>>508331970
>"You supported the Brown Turkic invaders against Christian Habsburg Europe who were actively fighting organised Judaism because Sephardic Jewish money lenders demanded it!"
ftfy.

>>508331716
I see I misread what you wrote. Yes I remember being taught that at school. I didn’t think it was that early though

>>508331865
its reverse hebrew, its not my problem that youre retarded.

>>508331554
I'm prude but what kinda coin slot you think that dog has on it ? Mannnnn oh man. If my Mia Schem caught me thinking this way I'd be blushed red embarrassed. I can't even blush. But I don't devaluize or dehumanize her. I think she's precious and should be protected. I love Mia Schem bruv I have a deep seated hope she can teach me how to speak Hebrew and she would laugh and push at me when I mispronounce words and phrases. We would speak Henglish with each other around outsiders to say compliments and nice phrases.

>>508331696
We remember many such instances though, as unlike you we needn't avoid facing history out of shame kek.

You were just never really important to us, most of those Portuguese acquisitions of ours were pure opportunism and we invested appropriately in the ones that succeeded and mattered.

No in the end you lot got the short end of the stick as the reason we left again was because your quarrelsome portuguese "nobles" kept whining.
Your country still hasn't recovered from that system of patronage, it still determines yoir every election.

>>508332244
Are we going to pretend like the english arent massive jew shabbos who have freemason lodges every 600m in Londen or?

>>508331970
>>508332244
Also, to add. The Dutch supported Cromwell against King Charles, Cromwell allowed the Jews back into Britain.

>>508332036
I suppose Dutch is pretty much just a German dialect, but elevated into a national language rather than subsumed under the "High German" blanket that the German regions use as their neutral dialect to communicate with

>>508332331
see
>>508332348

>>508328381
ik zal in je gezicht poopensharten

>>508332108
Honestly you just get the bad pre-sorted types since most who speak english sorta well tend to be liberal leaning, in the retarded woke American sense.

>>508332318
What we got now is better than anything you could have left us. Suriname makes Brazil look like Switzerland. We did the right thing to kick you out of here

>>508332274
No worries, incase it interests you here is a link of an english man going to frisia and speaking old english to modern frisian and they understand eachother. I thought it was relatively interesting
https://youtu.be/cZY7iF4Wc9I?si=oU6OI-7Er3aYT6KE

>>508327242
It's all envy because the Dutch didn't amount to much after all the opportunity they got. The English were their race superiors that achieved multifold times than them.

>>508332275
Im dutch in agnostic what dutch is christian lol, doesnt mean that pretending you dont know what 600 B.C is isnt anything but petty semantics

>>508332244
We supported anyone against retarded christian Habsburgs since those fuckers were waging war on us for literally 80 years.

Learn some fucking history you retarded dropbear.

>>508331015
Pure is also of French origin, and so is function at the end.

>>508332515
The only reason any of your nations are anything is because of the white man lmao

>>508332713
But not because of you

>>508332635
You learn history. Sephardic Jews fled to the Netherlands because you were rebelling against the Spanish who were persecuting them, they captured your country and made you fight Jew wars against the Spanish. It's literally what happened to America.

>>508326796 (OP)
WE GAAN

stop dutch hate

>>508332616
We literally invented representative democracy dvd, bluetooth, astronomy, microbiology the stock market, we literally made all carrots in the world orange and also invented the submarine, freedom of speech press and religion. The english just took our ideas and spread it worldwide, im greatfull for that we simply didnt have the size to do so

>>508330897
?

>>508332348
We've fought like ten wars with Britain, whichever was worst for Britain was best for us.

Now that's a fight we did ultimately lose (because the anglos managed to use France, german city states and fucking protoRussia to crush us, seriously), though through occasional cooperation we did manage to thrive in the shadow of the British empire.

>>508332798
Atleast the arubians still celebrate sinterklaas

>>508332515
We literally got Suriname as a consolation prize when we lost New Amsterdam (New York) to Britain.

The fact you're comparing yourself to an undeveloped consolation prize speaks volumes.

>>508332893
Those wars against the British (with the exception of the Glorious Revolution, which was to install a Jew friendly king) were literally wars between private companies competing over access to trade routes. Pretty gay honestly.

>>508333033
And the fact you got BTFO by us speaks even more volumes lmao

>>508332824
>they captured your country
Thats a big meme. But tards here think because jews were present they controlled everything.

>>508333033
And what a bad deal that was noone whines more than the surinamer (except the indonesian) atleast we left the jews in new kikerdam when we left

>>508331473
Anon ITT is beyond delusional. I figured dutchmen were chill and didn't have this whole retardo jingoist supremacist mindset. This is what you'd expect from Serbian nationalists.

>>508333033
> We literally got Suriname as a consolation prize

Then why is it an absolute fucking shithole that makes Brazil look like Germany? You suck that much? Kek

>>508333116
The modern banking system, the cause of so much misery in the Western world, was literally invented in your country by Jews.

>>508333033
>consolation prize
What consolation? We fucked them up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway

>>508332824
>Muh retarded cope is history skshually
We cooperated with them because we had the same enemies, it is why we managed to assimilate them.
Seriously the last Habsburg is literally one of the architects of the current EU, it is literally the root of so much of the failing multicultural globohomo nonsense.

We have had a multicultural empire for centuries just fine, no mass migration or brown infestation and glory and wealth for Europe.

It is the Habsburgian approach to multiculturalism that failed us so badly, and yes they had a great many jews through their entire rise and fall; the Rothschilds literally had palaces in Vienna.

So again: Learn some actual history faggot.

>>508328371
Kek

>>508332520
Thanks I’ll give it a watch. My favourite linguistics YouTuber is an English lad called Simon roper he makes fascinating videos. Check this one out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6j18ZdlBSBs&pp=ygUuU2ltb24gcm9wZXIgcmVjb25zdHJ1Y3Rpb24geW9ya3NoaXJlIHZzIGxvbmRvbg%3D%3D

He reconstructs conversations from recent to hundreds of years ago

>>508329576
No it's not. English is convenient and easy to learn, but it's an inconsistent mess with shit like words spelled similarly but pronounced entirely different

>>508333220
Yes but jews were only in amsterdam, holland altho i can understand non-dutch dont realize theres 6 other nation states besides that who all ruled independently back then in most cases except military as we all had to give troops to the kingdom

>>508333491
O damn interesting, my roommate actually studied etymology so i might send it to her too, ill check it out once im free

Can any Dtichbros tell me if jews in Holland would be offended if were walking past them then I suddenly pointed at something and yelled "Kijk! Kijk!"

>>508326796 (OP)
KANKERNEGERS
KANKERMOSLIMS
KANKERHOMOS
KANKERSOCIALISTEN

>>508333089
Nice detached opinion.

>>508333117
Yeah, pretty country though.

>>508332916
Cope in whatever way you need with being history's football.

>>508333206
...Because we never developed it? it was not worth our time or money? Seriously the only reason we still had it was because jo one else took it until they brilliantly declared independence and relieved us of their burden.
We've had Indonesia for like 300 years and made the countless island states into a very profitable whole until the US aided their eevolt against us.

>>508333220
But also jews came here because germans and english deported them, why didnt you just kill them?

>>508331786
I understand it.

>>508331795
>Their annual migrations to our beaches in summer resembles colonisation far more
They’ve always migrated to Denmark’s 8.750 kilometer beaches every summer, but it’s downright inhuman and mean if they don’t leave your 450 kilometers to yourself!

>>508333343
That's an earlier war i believe, but i did mention that in another post.

>>508333841
Gebaseerd
Niet nep en homo
Feitelijk
Valide ramuit

>>508333695
I’ve spent so many hours watching this stuff and I’m always trying to work out peoples accents and dialects my wife thinks I’m an autist lol

>>508333366
>Believing you can assimilate Jews
Oh brother...
>Seriously the last Habsburg is literally one of the architects of the current EU, it is literally the root of so much of the failing multicultural globohomo nonsense.
The Habsburgs haven't been relevant for centuries. Don't act like they were important in the 19th century. When they were relevant they were fighting Ottomans, Jews, Barbary Pirates, etc. They were buck broken, much in thanks to countries like the Netherlands and Great Britain.
>We have had a multicultural empire for centuries just fine, no mass migration or brown infestation and glory and wealth for Europe.
Right, so you're just suffering the same fate as the rest of Europe, living under the post-war Pax Americana.
>It is the Habsburgian approach to multiculturalism that failed us so badly, and yes they had a great many jews through their entire rise and fall; the Rothschilds literally had palaces in Vienna.
Agreed, the Habsburgs after Maria Theresa were pretty shit on Jews.
>So again: Learn some actual history faggot.
You literally live in Europe and your historical knowledge is fucking piss poor, kill yourself.

>>508331220
youd think that, but no, actually they are this tasteless, clueless, and isolated on the world stage in terms of culture, taste, brains, and probably everything else.

Only took me a few years to rid myself of amerifat brainwashing from american apple pie baseball hollywood movies to finally realize it though, lol

>>508332842
>bluetooth

"The development of the "short-link" radio technology, later named Bluetooth, was initiated in 1989 by Nils Rydbeck, CTO at Ericsson Mobile in Lund, Sweden."

Bluetooth was a Viking leader brah, it would´ve been called Poopenshartiet if it was Dutch.

>>508327242
>>508327269
>>508327457
Zeg eens, roetzwartje; ben jij soms die eilanddwerg in wiens achterste ik mijn klomp verloren ben? Er zit meer in het vat waar dat vandaan kwam, wombatzaadverzamelvat. Ik zou in je bek kunnen schijten, maar het is een onbetwistbaar feit dat je al genoeg poep in je hoofd hebt. Ik zet je op de hoorndragerkruk, west-nieuwzeelandse zanddebiel. Ik leg een sluis aan in je anus en een ringdijk rond je moeder (we noemen haar lake lipid). Ik heb aantrekkelijkere Engelsen gezien dan wat er aan misgeboorten rondwaggelt in jouw haaigevreten non-volk. We hadden Willem Janszoon en Abel Tasman te zinken moeten brengen, maar om dat alsnog recht te zetten flikkeren we je in de Dordrechttrog. Je dacht dat je wist waar je aan begon door ons uit te dagen, maar er worden op dit moment meerdere molentocht cocktails op je huis afgeworpen. Van tussen onze groene weilanden, lommerrijke bossen en kabbelende wateren zullen we je woestijn voor de zoveelste keer zien affikken. Vaarwel Brit met korting. Was je maar wijzer geweest.

>>508333911
Exactly, and they keep building sand fortifications everywhere!

>>508326796 (OP)
I mean, isn't dutch pretty much proto english?

>>508331473
ive met some cool dutch people, but then ive met probably just as many uppity little fags from there. Too bad

>>508333089
Cope, anglo mutt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway

>>508333970
Lmao as a autist who has periods of hyperfixation in which i consume a single subject completely i approve

>>508333996
It was a dutch immigrant called Jaap Haartsen who invented bluetooth who worked at Eericson, do you not have google where you are from?

>>508328371
that was me

>>508334206
>The Second Anglo-Dutch War,[b] began on 4 March 1665, and concluded with the signing of the Treaty of Breda on 31 July 1667. It was one in a series of naval wars between England and the Dutch Republic, driven largely by commercial disputes.
Please learn to read English properly, you guys speak it better than most Europeans so I forgive you.

>>508334132
Frisian is yes which is the proto-dutch language of the netherlands 600.bc they crossed to england and created proto-english, but with influence from franks from the south we also created dutch (because the franks were absolutely invading and raping us)

>>508331383
>germanic language with around 1/3rd of french
so, garbage
what's your point?

Have you seen some of the native Dutch 9yo girls tho?

>>508328381
oof

>>508334450
We speak it better than most english actually

>entire thread full of europoor seethe
lmao

>>508334327
>muh bluetooth muh dvd
That's all shit anon
We invented the telescope, the microscope and the printing press (stolen by gutenberg) and we're still one of the world's most innovative countries to this day
No people in the world come even close to the Dutch genius on a per capita basis. Scots, maybe, but that's all in the past

>>508333980
Look if you wanna jew obsess then go do so, but if you bother us over that then look at the fate of Spain, the Habsburgs or nazi Germany and you might be able to notice a pattern.

Jew hate is fine so long as you do not use it as an excuse to bother us.
As those retarded Houthis recently learned: If you attack us just because you get sand in your vagina over the existence of jews we will fuck you up, or as the case often boils down to: We will recruit whoever rules the world at that moment to fuck you up, Trump in this case.

You can cope all day long about muh jews or you can visit here and see that most of this shit that is claimed about jews is just poorly resoinned anti islam sentiment. Globohomo doesn't call it "antisemitism" for nothing, they try to deflect from islam using jews. And that failed the moment muslims were dumb enough to openly attack their own human shields.

>>508328802
Lol

>>508334657
>The circumcised jew cattle bred to die in Iran seethes impotently at its betters
Were gonna harvest you soon goy

>>508334070
Right, and one day we sat in our dunes and were ready to drink cocoa and eat lagkage (torte/cake), a German family came and said the place (a 2 x 2 meter plaid) was THEIRS - and when we answered no, the German mother got so hysterical that she buried our lagkage in the sand!

>>508334450
>commercial dispute as casus belli
>that means it's between private companies not countries
Ok, retard

>>508334687
We invented the dvd cd bluetooth printing press and the microscope and telescope (which is WHY i said microbiology and astronomy). A dutch man also created the programming language Python

>>508328721
The 1 of 5 languages that matters

>>508334884
That stuff only matters if youre a globalist who wants to rule the world in service of jews. Also the dutch literally invented english

>>508334743
your inner monologue is a clown ass language, you’re reading this post in your head and intrusive thoughts are penetrating your mind along the lines of ik ook amerikank fattie wattie

>>508334806
This is why it is important to maintain physical syperiority over Germans at all times.
It's the reason they are so short next to us, we grew to keep the Germans out (and also to let them drown where we don't kek).

>>508335050
My internal monologue consists of frisian first dutch second and english third but for hollanders that is probably true yea

Anyhow i'm off, dinner won't cook itself.

Houdoe

>>508335209
Oânt sjen

>>508326796 (OP)
I see nothing wrong

>>508333996
>Bluetooth was a Viking leader
That’s correct - he was the Danish King Harald Blåtand (958-987).

>>508333366
> the last Habsburg

picrel

>>508335288
> Bro with the official language of shitskins worldwide has any critique
Kek

>>508333933
Nah look at the vrede van Breda

>>508326796 (OP)
That's how we see Ukrainian tongue

>>508330660
> Wij Wuz
Everyone thinks the Constitution, DoI and freedom of speech comes from their country. In reality it comes out of English culture and English people, and the (Englishmen) Founding Fathers that explicitly wrote they were fighting for the Rights of Englishmen.

Political representation in England and the origins of the American Republic:
https://archive.org/details/politicalreprese0006pole

>>508335456
I feel like thats more similar to dutch vs flemish (the belgiums talk our language with a french accent which makes it fastly more zoy and retarded)

>>508327972
just realised after seeing this pic several times it's not photoshoped

>>508334823
>He doesn't understand what the VOC and the Dutch East India Company were.
Fucking hell, learn your own history you hagelslag munching cretin.
>>508334737
I've been to NL multiple times, sure I don't live there and I won't claim to be an expert but I know plenty about your country's history.
>Goes into vague threats about people who oppose Jewry.
Okay, spotted the "assimilated" Dutch Jew. Shut up and fuck off.

>>508334477
KUTBUITENLANDERS

>>508335698
*British East India Company

>>508326796 (OP)
I'm half Dutch and I'm torn between embarrassment and general curiosity about learning the language now. It seems easy to learn. Just think of the English equivalent and then make it sound more retarded. Sprinkle in some JarJar and I think I would have it.

>>508335539
Cool larp in reality the dutch invented representative democracy after overthrowing our king 200 years before the french revolution. At that time the english were all persecuted by their king for another hundred years. The jews came to the netherlands because we were the very first to have freedom of religion, speech and press. The english didnt do shit, you borrowed it from the french who borrowed it from the dutch, who overthrew their king 200 years before any of you cucks did anything

>>508326796 (OP)
funny to imbeciles

>>508334327
It´s called bluetooth not poopentooth. It´s swedish.

>invented bluetooth
>invented

bluetooth is low power data transmission over high RF.
Bluetooth isn´t an "invention", its a reimplementation of a thing that already existed, same as WIFI.
If I make a chair out of wood from the hardware store I didn´t invent chairs, I made a chair.

>>508327289
fuck you

that's funny

>>508328721
The high caste lower Hebrew.
The rest spanish

>>508326796 (OP)

>>508334051
ik kom klaaaaaaaaar

>>508326796 (OP)
Fuck Max Verstappen, I cannot wait until our lil'Aussie Piastri flogs his arrogant ass this season.
Anyway... the Dutch are literal island people living in continental Europe lol.

>>508335955
>He doesnt know the dutch also played a major role in inventing WIFI
O-nononono

>>508334051
>Tell me, sooty black, are you the island dwarf in whose backside I lost my clog? There's more in the barrel where that came from, wombat seed collecting barrel. I could shit in your mouth, but it's an indisputable fact that you've got enough shit in your head. I'm going to put you on the cuckold stool, you West New Zealand sand moron. I'm going to put a lock in your anus and a ring dike around your mother (we call her lake lipid). I've seen more attractive Englishmen than the miscarriages that waddle around in your shark-eaten non-people. We should have sunk Willem Janszoon and Abel Tasman, but to put that right we're going to throw you in the Dordrecht trough. You thought you knew what you were getting into by challenging us, but there are multiple windmill-trip cocktails being dropped on your house right now. From our green pastures, leafy forests and rippling waters we will watch your desert burn down for the umpteenth time. Goodbye Brit with discount. If only you had been wiser.

Damn, those Dutch insults are vicious. Well said Dutch-anon, well said.

>>508334537
>so, garbage
>what's your point?

amerimutt detected.

>>508328011
The only thing you people are good at is making Ecstacy pills. Otherwise go throw your bicycle in a ditch you lazy basted. kek.

>>508331327
What's funny is thats coming from a moroccan/swamp german mutt whose language sounds like a fatman trying to fart english from between his asscheeks

Seriously if I'd speak such a ridiculous ugly retarded language as you I'd cut out my own tongue.

>>508336447
The dutch have fastly more inventions and accomplisments then youre prison island actually

>>508336447
Like thanks for The Big Lez Show and Crocidile Dunday but thats about your peak as a nation and culture

>>508335698
This war was about trade in general + other shit like Dutch fishing along the English coast. It was not just about colonial rivalry.

>>508336508
Dare I say what then ? Honestly though those Dutch Ecstacy pills got us Australians peacefully through the late 90's early 2000's pretty god damn fucking good, so dont include those. Give me something else.

>>508335903
More of the same Wij Wuz orange-cope
Britains Parliament is older than your government. You didn't have any higher levels of representation. The US Constitution comes out English law...hence its a Common Law system. Literally thousands of books of the subject showing the direct lineage of the American system, which even the Founders spoke of.

>>508336322
It´s still RF shit that was being done since the 1950s.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1a5EevRVEF4

You haven´t invented anything.

>>508336583
>The Big Lez Show
Ahh.. damn it bro. You get the point about us little guys down here. based.

>>508336328
Dutch is a superior language for insults, because it has all the insults of the English and all the insults of the Germans AND some entirely of their own picrel

>>508328318
You know you don't have to pay those right it's not like the cops are gonna kick your door down for not paying. Never paid for a tikkie in my life and fuck whoever sends me one.

>>508334626
This is true