The Strait of Hormuz will be closing within an hour. The Iranian government unanimously voted to close the strait. Its officially happening. The price of oil and any products that use oil in any way (like products encased in plastic) will go through the fucking roof. Fuck that orange golem and all his MIGAtard voters.

https://x.com/GlobeEyeNews/status/1936772992106721651#m

>>508326917 (OP)
I doubt their rubber rafts and kayaks navy would be able to maintain this blockade for more than 2 days.

>>508326917 (OP)
their useless parliament approved this, but they still need Kohmeini approval to proceed

>>508326917 (OP)
Sweetest for us energy sector and bad for China

Win win

>>508329015
they'll let china through

this will completely decimate global economy
very based of them
im so happy i dont own any stocks

>>508329015
>Sweetest for us energy sector
$10gal gas will shut this country down in a heartbeat. Trump will have to open up the strategic stockpile, but that might not be enough to calm prices.

>>508326917 (OP)
POSSIBLY TRUE
BTC JUST DUMPED.

You fuck with oil and then shit gets real. They won’t play this game. They don’t have the means.

>>508326917 (OP)

Fuck i forgot to buy oil stocks yesterday. Im suck so fucking hard. This happens to me all the fucking time even tho i know what to do.

Sucks to be me

>>508328745
No, but their anti-ship missiles and their drones will definitely work.

>>508329432
Oil futures are still at 74. Go and buy some.

>>508326917 (OP)
Fucking great. : (

>>508329380
>Trump will have to open up the strategic stockpile,
who's gonna tell him

>>508328745
They are going to mine it retard

Its over

>>508328745
Are americans really this stupid, or its just a jew being cocky?

>>508326917 (OP)
What about the Gayz of Hormuz? Any information about them?

>>508329572
They should probably prioritise mining more uranium.

>>508329570
Yes, Biden did so temporarily.
This current issue seems like it could last a while.

GET FUCKED ARABS

>>508329690
lmao

>>508329572
If they mine in the strait it will become bigger, are they dumb

>>508326917 (OP)
We're going to fight Iran in the Gulf of Oman thought the UAE just like in the battlefield map. I hate this timeline. I hate this timeline.

>>508326917 (OP)
Trust me bro

Texas, Alaska, many more oil rich states in America. China relies on middle eastern oil. Thick American plastic action figures will be back on the saturday morning cartoons boys.

>>508326917 (OP)
3% of our oil comes from there we are fine you non American kikes should be pissing your pants

Loling at another mudshit cope. Do the brownoids really think they can just close down international oil shipping routes? That's not how this works. Unfortunately for them B2 bombers are powered by jasmine scented sex with refugees. Judeo-Christian values will once again come out on top. Keep huffing copium.

>>508328745
>I doubt their rubber rafts and kayaks navy would be able to maintain this blockade for more than 2 days.

Man you realize that all you have to do is put dum dum mines all over the water and that alone freezes the shipping lane. Ships will just avoid the area while the US or some other ships have to go out and get rid of those mines.

>>508326917 (OP)
>I want NATO coalition to fuck my ass
be my guest

>>508330001
That's not how this works. Sheer LGBTQIA+ rainbow energy will defeat the mudnigger menace. We will simply send in an obese butch nigger queen to clear out the strait in a day. Missile cruisers? Hypersonic missiles? Easily dispatched with a single 6 trillion mile of concrete clearing bunker buster.

>>508328745
Ok well you can buy up the price of oil.

>>508330255
3% of our oil comes from there we will be fine

>>508329690
Some levitty in these trying times

>>508329980
They've already done it before. It was pretty funny the last time. They're far better armed now, so the outcome will be worse for anyone trying to open it up or traverse it.

>>508328745
nice of the iranians to invite the US navy over for target practice gay russia

>>508326917 (OP)
>The price of oil and any products that use oil in any way (like products encased in plastic) will go through the fucking roof
So you're saying oil exporting countries that don't rely on the Strait will make bank? Oil exporting countries like the USA? That's ... pretty awesome actually. Thanks Trump for Making America Great Again!

>>508330423
Why would you even bother trying to respond to my fucking abhorrent post?

>>508329097
They will just put mines everywhere. Anything that tries will sink

>>508328745
You don't need to block it physically with ships, we aren't in the 18th century anymore.

>>508328745
If the Houthis can, why can't the Iranians?

>>508330501
nice memeflag, kike

>>508326917 (OP)
Iran's about to get their minelayers plonked. The US Navy knows they're using fishing boats, and there wont be warning shots fired this time.
Last time, a US bomber dropped a 500 pound bomb right into the stacks of one of their warships and they had to limp it back to port. Iran's not risking warships and their ballistic missiles are few. They know who wins this pissing match.

>>508329680
The answer, as always, is "jews".

One air wing and two carriers. Does Hegseth really think this will be enough? the man hasnt a clue.

>>508330756
>Iran's about to get their minelayers plonked. The US Navy knows they're using fishing boats, and there wont be warning shots fired this time.
They cant attack them without declaring war. They declare war and you have to put boots on the ground in Iran.

>>508330001
>all you have to do is put dum dum mines all over the water and that alone freezes the shipping lane.

It's more sublime than that.
Convince Llyod's of London that mines are in the water and anti-ship missiles might be ready to fire and insurance for tankers will be impossible to obtain. Every private operator will let their tankers swing at anchor rather than take the risk of losing the ship and cargo at a 100% net loss.

It's time for mutts to lift sanctions on Venezuelan oil. We have 300 billion barrels, just do business with us and we can lower the prices.

>>508330325
>3% of our oil comes from there we will be fine
try 30%

>>508326917 (OP)
Operation Praying Mantis Electric Boogaloo incoming.

>>508329680
LoL

>>508330984
Ours as in the US 3rd worlder I don't give a fuck about your poor country

>>508330756
This post sounds like something someone from Eglin would say

>>508329427
Nigga please, the US is energy independent

>>508330964
>just do business with us and we can lower the prices.

Throw in uncut cocaine and all the big-booty refugee Latinas you can find and we will do business tomorrow.

>>508329549
This is so stupid. The global community could just build tracks for the boats to go over the strait.
Six Flags has had the technology for years.

>>508331092
>beliving jewish lies
it's 30% in the US too, you fat, retarded mutt.

>>508329690
Good question. Don't a lot of them troon out so they don't get executed?

>>508329380
Yay! Death to the Great Satan America. The 3rd most evil empire to ever exist.

>>508331121
>someone from Eglin would say

The More You Know

>>508331185
That doesn't mean anything. You seriously expect oil barons to keep the prices low?
They will follow international price and Americans be fucked.
Saving Israel is more important to Zion Don.

>>508326917 (OP)
Unironically this is good for US (((oil producers))) though. So promises made, promises kept?

>>508326917 (OP)
Mossad will just steal the keys and re-open it

>>508326917 (OP)
why aren't they bombing mutt bases to gravel?? iranians are such pathetic cuckolds. like all non whites really.

>>508326917 (OP)
They can't block the strait without asking Oman or UAE.

>>508328947
It will be approved, that’s for sure, quick! Time to buy as much gas from Russia as you can before the price goes up!

>>508331274
Nope 3%
https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=61002
This isn't going to impact us at all buy hey we export oil now so I heard you need some lets just jack the price up a little :)

>>508331466
the mutts already evacuated all bases in the vicinity like the cucks they are

>>508331466
Bombing those bases is not an act against America only. It will also infuriate Oceania countries who host and have soldiers on those bases.

>>508326917 (OP)
you mean absolutely everything?

>>508326917 (OP)
as we cycle back into the blessed age of cheap and efficient economy cars, i just want to say that i denounce the talmud, modern "truck" culture and the overland larp fad that we were about to experience. thank you Iran for bringing back hatchbacks, wagons and sedans.

>>508329680
>Are americans really this stupid
Do you even have to ask?

>>508329097
or close it to china to force them to help them, aka wwiii

Why a Whore Moose though

>>508329846
based paprikabro

>>508326917 (OP)
Let me get this strait - Trump pulls out of Iran Nuclear agreement. Iran does not move forward with nuclear arms. Israel attacks Iran for nuclear arms? Trump attacks Iran for nuclear arms? And now I have to pay more for oil?
I think there might be something to this "Death to America" movement.

>>508326917 (OP)
khamenei is a man of peace and wouldn't do such a thing

>>508326917 (OP)
why doesn't the uae just dig through that protruding bit in its land to make a new canal to bypass this shit

>>508331466
Because they can't. They can pull houthi shit on the strait though and do more damage without direct aggression.

>>508331540
Without attacking any oil infrastructure in the region, closing the Strait would add about $1-2 per gallon within 2 weeks. If this is prolonged then this will probably tip the world into a global recession, and since all nations are pretty much on the verge of recession with ballooning deficits, the solution will be to print money to prop up the economy. Inflation and/or stagflation is appearing on the horizon. This is going to suck.

>>508328745
block ships, google them up

>>508332060
We will be fine but Iran isn't going to commit to this either seeing as Oman also controls it. Tariffs were supposed to destroy everything and nothing changed.

>>508328745
Houthis only rule a third of one of the poorest countries in the world and managed do fuck with all traffik while being blockaded you mentally ill kike tranny. The pools closed if Iran wants it

>>508331853
Trump is a dumb faggot. I hope people will realize this and history will remember him for his invented crisis and solutions.

>>508329971
The US sells its oil on the global market as of 2015. If prices spike internationally you will feel it at home because supply will drop domestically due to exports and increased demand elsewhere.

>>508326917 (OP)
US produces its own oil - its EU that will be hit hardest as china went hard on electric vehicles few years ago and now can survive on less and less oil with every passing day...

>>508330756
/thread. you need mine layers to lay mines and those can be easily sunk.

>>508329097
How will they do that exactly?
If they try to block it with ships we will just sink them.
If they try to block it with mines those block ALL ships.

>>508332060
>This is going to suck.

Only for net importers. Exporters will make bank.
Especially if their export routes are nowhere near the present hostilities.

>>508326917 (OP)

Time to ditch the car, and buy a bicycle.

>>508332307
Khalid, why don't you go back to your shithole pick up an RPG, and actually fight infidels IRL instead of from your taxpayer provided phone in Dusseldorf?

Hormuz closed due gay sex in the middle east.

shut up pussy cry baby

>>508332375
Unless Trump enact an export ban.
Even if he doesn't, this means a massive boom for our oil sector.
Oil will be expensive as fuck, but we'll be rich enough to afford it.
Again though, sucks for everyone else.

>>508332375
Nah we will be fine China will still sell its cheap shit even as we increased tariffs. Everything you groyper kikes have fear mongered has been exaggerated. You kikes are forgetting that in Trump's first term he assassinated a Iranian general and let Iran bomb near the vicinity of a US base as fake "reprisal" so Iran leadership doesn't look weak this is that fake reprisal again

>>508326917 (OP)
Dossier: Strategic Parallels Between the Syrian Civil War and the Emerging Conflict in Iran
Executive Summary
Recent military actions by the U.S. and Israel against Iran—particularly the targeting of nuclear and civilian infrastructure—suggest a calculated effort to provoke internal destabilization rather than pursue direct regime change through large-scale occupation. This mirrors the strategy employed in Syria: degrade essential services, empower opposition elements, and create conditions for a proxy-led civil breakdown.

>>508326917 (OP)
How does Iran close the strait when half of the strait itself is Omani territory?

>>508332375
>supply will drop domestically due to exports

They will reopen wells in the Permian basin.
With oil at 79 the frackers can make money on their prospects.

The Spice Will Flow.

>>508331603
>>508332053
>tfw no total zogbot death even though we're all in on wwiii
life is suffering

>>508332790
1. Infrastructure Targeting as a Catalyst for Unrest
Reports from Iranian energy officials indicate that Israel has struck water treatment facilities and energy distribution hubs in and around Tehran. These attacks have:

Disrupted civilian life in urban centers.

Undermined public trust in the regime’s ability to provide basic services.

Echoed early Syrian strikes on dams, power plants, and medical infrastructure, which precipitated a humanitarian crisis and social unrest.

>>508332833
>How does Iran close the strait when half of the strait itself is Omani territory?

Such a leaf-post.
Poe's Law applies.

>>508332423
China is hands down the most dependent on foreign oil of any large country on earth, and particularly gulf oil.
They are a manufacturing based economy and dependent on oil for literally everything.
They import ~70% of their oil and ~50% of that comes from Saudi Arabia.
Iran supplies them with like 5%
If the Persians are dumb enough to go through with this, China is likely to enter the war... against them.

>>508330868
>They cant attack them without declaring war.
They sure as fuck can, we did last time and there was no war. Iran had a bunch of goat fuckers dropping mines off their little fishing boats, and we caught them doing it, and then we sank a bunch of their oil platforms and ships

>>508332984
2. Limited Ground Presence, Maximum Strategic Leverage
Despite thousands of U.S. and Israeli personnel already operating in Syria, their physical footprint has been designed to train and supply proxy opposition forces—not to directly occupy territory.

In Iran, early indicators (including reports of Israeli and U.S. operatives coordinating with Balochi and Kurdish separatists) point to a similar limited-manpower approach. This allows both countries to claim minimal involvement while shaping the battlespace indirectly.

>>508333102
3. Media Framing and Psychological Operations
The Assad regime was globally demonized through relentless media narratives around chemical weapons and authoritarian brutality.

Iran’s leadership is now being similarly characterized—described in absolutist, confrontational terms that justify pre-emptive strikes and sow doubt about its legitimacy.

Furthermore, cyber and social media campaigns have increased dramatically in Iran over the past month. Their messaging focuses on water shortages, power failures, and perceived regime failures—stoking unrest and distrust internally.

>>508332965
don't worry, the muttoids will try a ground invasion, then get massacred, I'll make sure to spam the webms of mutt zogbots dying in the ptg all day

>>508332700
Idgaf about some oil exec I share a flag with netting more due to international conflict. That in no way benefits the average American and you are an idiot if you think you will and don't own millions US in oil assets.

>>508332444
Russia will emerge as a hyper power from this. Not even memeing.
Norway is eating good as well.
And excpect the US to lick Maduro's balls very soon.
Europe and China will be the most fucked long term.

>>508333214
4. Strategic Goal: Regime Erosion Through Proxy Pressure
The Syrian conflict taught outside actors how to achieve regime attrition without direct invasion:

Support local insurgents with arms, intelligence, and moral legitimacy.

Apply economic and social pressure by degrading civilian infrastructure.

Exploit humanitarian crises to justify deeper international involvement.

Each of these steps appears to be repeating in the Iranian context.

>>508332833
>the only smart person in this thread
They don't

>>508333306
The US exports oil as well kike we will be fine

>>508326917 (OP)
The last time Iran did this the US Navy destroyed half of the Iranian navy in 1 day
https://youtu.be/5ihmIxZtMBQ

>>508333214
Conclusion
This is not merely a military campaign against Iran’s nuclear program. It is, by all appearances, a hybrid war designed to replicate the conditions that tore Syria apart. The evidence—ranging from infrastructure targeting to psychological operations and early engagement with dissident minorities—points to a long-game approach aimed at destabilizing the state from within.


I work at a scrap yard, I know nothing, this has been my armchair assessment using AI

>>508326917 (OP)
Completely expected reaction, perhaps planned by both sides to manipulate the market and profit. Boring.

>>508333387
The US exports because of route optimisation. You need all the oil you export and some more.
Anyway, cope all you want, you're done as a country.
Brasil within a few decades.

>>508332871
Yeah, in 2 years, you cant just reopen production at the drop of a hat, all the equipment isn't there anymore.

>>508326917 (OP)
So what.Most Americans still need to walk off their baby fat.

>>508326917 (OP)
>like products encased in plastic
Or anything that ever goes on a truck, ship, or plane or has any component that does. Or anything that uses electricity or heat to produce.

>>508333482
Pretty good. I think you're right.

>>508333568
3% of our oil comes from there it doesn't impact us cope and enjoy your country crumbling kike

>>508330255
>retard has never heard of supply and demand

>>508331540
it's a global market tard

>>508328745
>rubber rafts and kayaks navy
you forgetting about their shore based missile positions?

>>508332439
>How will they do that exactly?
They built a rail-line for this and it was completed back in March.

>>508333482
>I work at a scrap yard, I know nothing
this is apparent from your posts. We are aware

>>508333039
>>508333431
They have MUCH better, containerized, anti-ship missiles since the last time, 40 years ago.

>>508333297
Moron, where do you think the oil comes from?
We have an entire economy built around the extraction and processing of oil.
That's hundreds of thousands of jobs.
From the laborers on the drill crews, to the engineers, to the maintenance technicians, to the accountants, to the truck drivers.
That doesn't even count the secondary professions like service workers who service the people in the oil industry.
Hundreds of cities and towns in this country have economies built on oil extraction and refining.
ALL of it is about to become very wealthy.
If you're too stupid to figure out how to profit personally from that, that's a you problem.
Fuck, just buy some oil stocks, I'm sure they are dirt cheap right now with everyone panic selling.
They won't be for long though

>>508333817
A global market that we export what is now in demand kike

>>508333306
We
Export
Oil

Fucking idiot stuck in the 80s

>>508333431
All Iran has is a mothball navy, some civilian minelayers, and SRBM that can be picked off with drone patrols. The USN can handle a few thousand shahed drones.

>>508326917 (OP)
Congrats burgers on starting another war in the Middle East.
It’s all so tiresome with you niggers.

>>508333573
>you cant just reopen production at the drop of a hat,

It's moving right now. Take a look at oil production in Alberta and the Canadian west.
There was a thick file-folder ready to go for this.
Expect some related news out of Venezuela monday morning.

>>508333251
I haven't taken a look at that cancer general in years, are they coping that this is all n dimensional chess or have they gone full golem?

>>508326917 (OP)
Oh yeah? I'm going to bet that nothing will happen.

>>508328745
adn your b2´s can pentrate the bunker...

oh wait, stfu nigger. You fuckt every one with this and your in it alone. get fuckt you dumb nigger.

Welcome to world of recessions.

>>508332427
Ghadir submarines (...) are also capable of laying naval mines in addition to retrieving frogmen for special operations.[14]

>>508328745
All it takes is one Jeet with a sideways ship

who cares? the world is a giant jewish nightmare and we are nothing more than their slave colony. who cares? we don't make choices or have votes.

the person in the pentagon who was against all this was fired by the jewish news syndicate...the same one with melanie phillips saying the death of the west was near for disobeying the jews.

who cares? we're not a nation. we're not a people. we are not human. we are slaves. we are cattle. we are owned and operated like machinery. we are not real.

>>508332833
They start a war with Oman and Saudi Arabia.
This will justify further international involvement and the complete destruction of the Iranian government.

>>508334097
I'm sorry you were born so brown.

>>508333972
>starting another war in the Middle East.
Did we start another war when Trump did this in his first election or when Biden bombed Syria kike? Tell me?

>>508329866
My first thought too. Great map.

>>508334112
Fateh (Persian: فاتح, lit.'conqueror') is a coastal submarine of the Islamic Republic of Iran Navy, (...)she is armed with torpedoes, AShM cruise missiles and naval mines that could be fired when submerged.

>>508334240
Sigh, you fuckers have to UNDERSTAND, that the president of the USA is a puppet for the interests of zionists and the economic elite of the western world. He isn't there to serve the people, voting is a gift on how you choose the puppet they decide to use, both side SERVE the same master. You are never free.

>>508333943
I think you are thinking in 1D and that's what any proponent of neo-cons would want to think, but oil prices can affect us tangentially as it begins to get baked into prices of all good we import, not talking about cheap chinese trinkets, I'm talking whatever food, medicine, whatever we import. It's intellectually dishonest to suggest that the closure of the Strait has minimal impact on our lives. First right off the bat, this Prevents the FED from cutting rates if these costs are realized. If the FED keeps holding rates here, we're looking at high rates in the face of a slowing economy, on top of higher prices = Stagflation.

The US is a net exporter. It makes most of the oil it needs you fucking mongs. This doesn't hurt the US at all.
>>508333035
Ding ding ding ding. Someone fucking gets it.

>>508334526
It's easier to zog a mutt than to convince him he's zogged

>>508333568
You are a retard.
We import a small portion of crude, ~15% iirc, almost exclusively from Canada.
This is because Canada lacks the export infrastructure to ship it anywhere else.
We are a net exporter of REFINED products.
This means that we refine enough finished products, fuel, lubricants, etc, to meet all of our domestic needs with plenty to spare for foreign export.
We could also easily up our production.
We dont currently because the price of oil is too low.
Honestly, destroying middle east oil production would be the best thing to ever happen to the US.

>>508334526
Don't dodge my question did we yes or no? Even if you want to argue that we are an Israeli puppet did we got to war with those two countries on behalf of Israel when we attacked them?

>>508334240
>>starting another war in the Middle East.
>Did we start another war when Trump did this in his first election or when Biden bombed Syria kike? Tell me?


None of this fucking matters.

War is the continuation of Diplomacy by other means
Diplomacy is the continuation of Economics by other means.

Place your bets, make some money, enjoy the show. They didn't ask us if we wanted this war, and they will not consult us about how it should end. We can, however, enjoy it in comfort.

>>508326917 (OP)

>YOU WIL DIE FOR ISNTREAL

>>508334168
Oman is pacifistic and wouldn't do anything, Iran is also just as likely to glass the Saudi refineries.

>>508334674
>None of this fucking matters.
So the answer is no then you lying groyper kike

>>508334468
Iran is also believed to be experimenting with autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs), which could be used for mine-laying, surveillance, and other missions.

>>508334641
It benefits the corporations and hurts consumers because even more will be exported and there will be shortages at home

>>508333824
Be a shame if a bomb fell on it.

>>508333867
>Just buy stocks hurr durr
Most Americans can't afford a $1,000 emergency expense, report finds
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/saving-money-emergency-expenses-2025/

Again this will not benefit most Americans. I doubt it will even offset increased everything prices to be a benefit for those already working in the oil industry without an ownership stake.

>>508334613
>I'm talking whatever food, medicine, whatever we import.

Good thing the tariffs started moving all of that home, where the relatively cheap domestic energy production is.

Almost like there is some kind of over-arching long term plan.

>>508334837
Just use RC automated 1 way boats or subs to drag mines into the water.
The goal is simple, put mines in water. That's it. It doesn't require rocket surgery, having the possibility of mines in the location is enough to just freeze the entire shipping lane.

>>508326917 (OP)
Its not happening YET. Iran parlament voted for this, but Security Council decides if to do it or not. They just got basically approval if they decide to do it, but not necessary will do it right now.

>>508326917 (OP)
>The Strait of Hormuz will be closing within an hour. The Iranian government
is playing right in the hands of it's enemies. This isn't the flex they think it is and they will come to regret it.

>>508334777
You're an idiot if you think the gulf states will just refuse to do anything as Iran destroys their economies by ending their ability to export oil.
As for Iran engaging in strikes against the Saudis, they might be dumb enough to do it, but that pretty much guarantees the entire Islamic world goes to war against them.

>>508331257
Based retard

>>508335048
>but not necessary will do it right now
Maybe after raising a flag but then later their hands got le tired

>>508335155
Yup. If Iran keeps fucking around they're going to find out just how based nigger American Judeo-Christian values really are. Superior b2 bombers are equipped with bombs that can penetrate 6 gorillion miles of pure steel and concrete. Remember how we made piles of sand jn your shitty desert explode? We're going to do it again. And this time, we're serious.

>>508326917 (OP)
They don't have the balls, not even China wants them to close the strait because the chinese economy would literally tumble off a clip. The only one benefitting would be Russia, but if Russia convinces them to do it just for the short term as a scare tactic, then US will go absolutely amok on the entire Iranian coast, which I don't think Iran wants

>>508335206
None of the gulf states have the ability to prevent Iran. This gonna be good

>>508333867
You seem to be encouraging war profiteering. You wouldn't happen to be a psychopath, would you?

>>508332427
retard. Its enouth to TELL that Iran will block the straight, without even doing anything - for everyone to reroute/hold their shipments. No one will take a risk.

>>508328947
But once it does he will put on his Brazen Cock Ring of Sea Blockades, and it will be glorious.

>>508334641
>the US is a net exporter
With subsidized garbage shale that the US can only afford to produce through the windfall of the petrodollar.
>ding ding ding ding
R*dditor detected
>China will fight Iran over oil prices
China is already getting under the table oil from Russia and Iran and can increase the volume if it has to. It’s not going to fight against Iran for defending itself against ZOG, the same entity that is openly trying to destroy China.

>>508335206
>but that pretty much guarantees the entire Islamic world goes to war against them.

The Sunni-Shia civil war has been going on for 1400 years. This is just another flare-up.
A good chance to put the Shia in a nice cage for a generation or two. I'm thinking the Saudis are all in on letting this ramp up into a real war.

>>508334613
Looks like the USA will have to remove all tariffs on Chinese imports

>>508334974
So you're stupid and poor so you assume everyone else is stupid and poor?
You know you can buy stocks on your phone right?
I just bought $5 worth of shell stock, just now as I was typing this.
Fuck you're dumb.
Even if you dont buy stock, get a real job loser.
Oil companies will be hiring soon and you will be able to dictate wage.
Stop sucking at life.

>>508328745
They only need to his oil and gas tankers.

>>508329757

biden drained it lol

>>508329634
start prepping then

>>508326917 (OP)
This is all Trump's fault.

1. The JCPOA worked because of its dual strategy: surveillance + incentives
Iran refrained from enriching uranium not simply because it was illegal, but because of three key mechanisms:

Strict IAEA inspections, including the Additional Protocol
Powerful economic incentives—the lifting of crippling sanctions
The snapback clause, which automatically reimposed UN sanctions if Iran violated the deal

When this structure collapsed, Iran responded by saying:

>“If we’re going to be sanctioned anyway, we might as well resume enrichment.”

2. Trump's withdrawal destroyed both the deal's legitimacy and enforcement
When the U.S. unilaterally withdrew from the JCPOA, it eliminated both the incentive to comply and the means to verify compliance.

This led to:
The collapse of Iran’s moderate political factions
A new internal justification for enrichment: “We were the ones betrayed.”
A reduction in IAEA monitoring, making covert enrichment more plausible

Bottom line: It was Trump's withdrawal that directly triggered Iran’s nuclear violations not the other way around.

>>508335376
True, but their european and Asian customers do.
>>508335405
>having a job is war profiteering
Ask me how I know your a leftist
Pussy

>>508334240
Biden
Derangement
Syndrome

>>508329690
Pride month has been cancelled

>>508329380
>$10gal gas will shut this country down in a heartbeat.
Yes.
Trump will implement export controls to protect the homeland, so the EU, Japan and Worst Korea will bear the most of price hikes as they can't buy from Russia.

>>508329954
>China relies on middle eastern oil.
China got 90% of their oil imports from Russia last year.

>>508326917 (OP)
they wont do shit

the strikes were not for a regime change

>blocks hormuz like retard

now it is about regime change

its over for iran as we know it

>>508335349
>If Iran keeps fucking around they're going to find out just how based nigger American Judeo-Christian values really are.
Only because we're tired of finding out how debased child raping towelhead values really are.
https://www.arabnews.com/node/1457836

>>508335833
Norway has been a war profiteer for all our recorded history, so it's pure racism to demand that we stop.

Another day of retarded browns on /pol/ linking literally who xjeeter accounts for clickbait

>>508329846
I really hope you're not being serious this is just atupid

>>508335851
I didn't even criticize Biden there you Nepalese retard

>>508336253
Russia only accounts for 19% of China's total crude oil imports, and it's falling this year
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/chinas-crude-oil-imports-russia-fall-april-imports-malaysia-surge-2025-05-20/
Who do dumb niggers like you just spout bullshit?

>>508335833
Just the threat of getting bombed is enough to have the straight blocked. No one can really stop them

>>508326917 (OP)
Well open it back up

>>508335048
woops they already did it

>>508336498
>>508334240
>Did we start another war when Trump did this in his first election or when *Biden* bombed Syria kike? Tell me?

>>508335544
That's my read on it too.
MBS has been trying for a while to become the refactoring caliph of a new Islamic empire.
He recognized that the best way to do that is with soft power and by aligning with the west.
He has been trying to position for a formal alliance with Isreal that would be palatable to the rest of the Islamic world.
I think his ultimate goal is to create a sort of EU for the middle east with SA as the cultural and economic capital.
On paper it will be secular, but in practice it will be a new Islamic caliphate.
Iran has been standing in the way of all of this with their terrorist proxy groups.
I hypothesized over a year ago that the Saudis would stand by and let conflict between Israel and Iran escalate until at some point, possibly through a false flag, possibly by Iran just being retarded, the Saudis would find a casus beli to join the war.
This lets them present the narrative to their own people that the jews are an ally of convenience against a common enemy.
Once Iran is defeated, this war alliance becomes the basis for the regional union they are trying to create.

>>508335767
The jcpoa did fucking nothing and Iran was in violation of it the first time they refused inspectors.

>>508336734
Yup I said that where am I criticizing Biden you brown Nepalese retard? I am simply stating facts

>>508334097
lol you fucks are going down with us.

lets fucking go. back to $100 baby

Fuck it. I’m all in. Nothing left on the table
>No war
>No severe retaliation against America
>No regime change
>No strait closing
>Eventual ceasefire with Israel
>Everyone forgets about this in 2 weeks
Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>>508336939
The other anon:
>Trump started another war in the ME
You
>It was Biden who started *another war in the ME* when he bombed Syria
>Biden
>Derangement
>Syndrome

>>508330539
>So you're saying oil exporting countries that don't rely on the Strait will make bank? Oil exporting countries like the USA? That's ... pretty awesome actually. Thanks Trump for Making America Great Again!
/thread

>>508328745
All they need is a bunch of toy drones turning oil tankers to cinders

>>508337388
>>It was Biden who started *another war in the ME* when he bombed Syria
and Trump. I mentioned both things they did and compared them as the same. If I was being critical of Biden (I wasn't) by your logic I was critical of Trump too. Holy shit your country's IQ is going down fast with those Nepal immigrants invading

>>508326917 (OP)
Crypto bros on suicide watch.

>>508336741
>On paper it will be secular, but in practice it will be a new Islamic caliphate.
>Iran has been standing in the way of all of this with their terrorist proxy groups.

My thought was Iran is in direct conflict, pushing a restored Persia against the House of Saud.

>>508336741
>narrative to their own people that the jews are an ally of convenience against a common enemy.

Excellent point. Perceptive.

>>508337730
crypto bros buying the dip

>>508334168
epstein had saudi passport in his safe, someone among them is blackmailed, they will tow the line

>>508326917 (OP)
Fuck Iran
you niggers make Israel look good in comparison

I hate you all

>>508336883
BULLSHIT!! MUTT

TRUMP, he destroyed one of the most effective non-proliferation frameworks in modern history.

Actually, Iran fully complied with the JCPOA from 2015 until the America. withdrawal in 2018. The IAEA confirmed over a dozen times that Iran stayed within limits, including keeping uranium enrichment below 3.67%—well under weapons-grade levels—and allowing continuous inspections.

The claim that Iran “refused inspectors” only happened after the TRUMP unilaterally withdrew and reimposed sanctions, which prompted Iran to scale back its commitments.

So saying “Iran was violating it from the start” is just factually wrong and ignores the detailed IAEA reports that prove the opposite.

If anything, the America broke the deal first, forcing Iran into a defensive position.

Trump tore it up with zero plan, zero alternative, and zero international support.

He handed Iran the perfect excuse: “You broke the deal first.” WHAT A MORON?

That single move collapsed moderation inside Iran, weakened the IAEA’s access, and opened the door to 60% enrichment

The result? Iran’s nuclear program is now stronger, faster, and less transparent than ever
Trump didn’t stop Iran, he accelerated the very threat he claimed to prevent
He didn’t dismantle a “bad deal”; he blew up the brakes and floored the gas.

Now the world’s stuck cleaning up his mess

Trump didn’t “make America great again.” He fucked the world over with zero foresight and a narcissist’s hard on for headlines

He didn’t play 4D chess, he flipped the fucking board and ran off screaming about fake deals

Why should I buy a liter of gasoline for 2000 won because of this idiot? Please Shoot this fucking TACO to death

>>508326917 (OP)
Are there any pipelines going through Iran into Russia? Cause that would be hilarious.

>>508337701
The other anon:
>Looks like Trump started another war in ME
You
>BUT WHAT ABOUT BIDEN
Biden
Derangement
Syndrome

>>508326917 (OP)
They couldn't close a barn door.

>>508335583
At no point have I mentioned my own finacial situation. I am comfortable and while I will not like higher prices, baring collapse of the country, I'll probably be fine. Plenty of people have jobs and skills specialized to fields that have nothing to do with the oil industry. It would be idiotic to dump all of my career progress to go be a roughneck because of some temporary spike in oil prices. How does this help roofers, framers, or any other job (most jobs) that have no direct connection to the oil industry?

I am speaking for the mass of Americans and the mass of Americans will not benefit from this. Throwing $5 at robinhood isn't a realistic way for them to benefit. They lack assets to sink into stocks, they don't want to drop their lives and move to Texas or one of the Dakotas to work 70 hour weeks on heavy equipment. There will be a select few who will but it will be a net negative for the majority and therefore a net negative for America.

Anyways, you are tiresome ttyn.

>>508326917 (OP)
Any y'all niggas remember what Reagan did in the 80's when Iran tried that shit? I understand the US navy had to stop because they were about to completely 100% annihilate the Iranian navy and leave them helpless in one of the most dangerous regions on Earth.

>>508338246
see
>>508337701
brownoid

>>508337192
I've been holding UVIX for the past 2 months knowing that this admin was going to go schizo.
Hoping markets start panicking this week for a profit.

>>508338449
BDS

>>508326917 (OP)
How does this affect me personally?

China please heeeeeelp!!!

>>508338127
this is irans igat network, they may have others, but i ask your attention to the line running to turkmenistan

>>508326917 (OP)
No final decision has been made

>>508338553
Nepal derangement syndrome

>>508329572
>They are going to mine it retard
With what?

>>508338127
>>508338664
and here you can see from turkmenistan a line runs to russia and some other countries, I believe china, turkey, and eu also get fed from one of the other igat lines if you follow them through the other nations

>>508338633
>attack country
>bomb their military facilities and their cities
>they close their shipping lanes
>AHHHH WHY ARE YOU ESCALATING?
rubio is fucking retarded

>>508329015
It's bad for Europe which is pretty cool, maybe this was 4D chess to cuck the euros?

>>508328745
Their hypersonic missiles can sink aircraft carriers all day long.

>>508326917 (OP)
fake news
“The parliament has voted overwhelmingly in favour of authorising the closure of the Strait,” state news agencies reported, citing members of the Majlis. The measure is now pending review by the Supreme National Security Council, the country’s highest body for defence and security decisions, which has the final authority to enforce such action.

>>508328745
Hey remember a few months back when the US couldn't beat a militia group with a couple of missiles and had to send ships back home because they kept getting hit sorry I mean crashing into other ships?

Yeah I'm sure the based golem will win against a country with 20x the fighting personnel and 20x the missile capacity of the Houthis.

>>508337941
>Why should I buy a liter of gasoline for 2000 won because of this idiot?
because it means more power for america

>>508338758
Yeah you have that too kek, what was that all about

>>508326917 (OP)
i've been noticing i've been getting more mileage for the same gas, as if its been less watered down. they prepared for this imo.

>>508338808
and then ask for help to the other country you have vowed to destroy

>>508326917 (OP)
is this the 11th or 12th time they've threatened to close the Strait? Never happen

>>508337941
>Why should I buy a liter of gasoline for 2000 won because of this idiot? Please Shoot this fucking TACO to death

Random noise from some colonial on the edge of the American Empire.
Back to the shipyard with you. Cargo carriers don't build themselves.

>>508339237

>>508338633
Oil is a highly fungible global commodity, with a global price (sure, technically there are various oils varying in factors such as density and sulphur content, but there is still a lot of fungibility). China is no more reliant than anyone else. In fact, China is a lot less dependent on oil than the US, as a % of energy sources.

>>508326917 (OP)
>tfw the war in this movie also started after a blockade in the Persian Gulf
the synchronicities are getting at bit scary now Demiurge, let's calm down please

>>508338633
China will just buy more Russian oil. This is why Putin won't do shit to help Iran. Their loss is his gain.

>>508334150
Sar! thats deeply antisemantic sar!

>>508339687
China has a land train freight to Iran, inaugurated 3 weeks ago. They don't need the strait to get oil from Iran.

>>508338984
>20x the missile capacity
I think that's an underestimation by order of several magnitudes

>>508330868
to attack Pearl Harbor you must put boots on the glound. shamefur dispray

>>508339628
>let's calm down please

Right after NY gets whacked. Maybe LA as well.
Look on the bright side, now that we are in conflict with Iran any shitskin who waves a foreign flag gets the Patriot Act, and we never have to deal with them again.

>>508326917 (OP)
Israel can thank Iran for securing yet more US involvement.

>>508339490

>>508340013
We have been pozzed for years we are aware. No u'ing to America doesn't change how fucked you are now

>>508326917 (OP)
LOL
It doesn't affect us in the US other than slightly.
It affects you fucking cockholster faggots so much that it'll crash your entire economies.
Economies that could have been saved had you literal fucking RETARDS pulled your own weight and, oh I don't know, HAD a fucking military.
A military you could use to project power and ensure the security of your interests.
I literally voted for exactly this.

>>508339628
>the synchronicities
here we go again
>The Last Centurion is a memoir of one possible future, a world that is a darkling mirror of our own.
>DEDICATION:
>To everyone who has ever felt they were looking out over Hadrian's Wall while Rome crumbled behind them.

the author is an ex-paratrooper with a biology degree and in this 2008 published book of his he tells a story which main plot points include a pandemic spreading out from China in 2019 as well as the protagonist properly destroying an equipment depot hes in charge of on pullout from middle-east to prevent weapons from falling into enemy hands
the book is reportedly inspired by SARS outbreak, official name of covid is SARS-CoV-2
>John Ringo is considered the originator of the anti-political correctness slogan "get woke, go broke"

>>508339486
Oh, you think you're the empire? LMAO

Cute! Rreally cute! Pathetic taco supporter who doesn't know reality! Then explain why Iran under maximum sanctions, internal unrest, and isolation—is still launching drones at U.S. bases, enriching uranium to 60%, and threatening the Strait of Hormuz while Washington hesitates to even respond with ground forces.

That’s not dominance. That’s decline. And it started the moment your orange messiah tore up the one deal that was actually keeping all this in check.

You didn’t “own the libs.” You kneecapped your own deterrence, turned the U.S. into a paper tiger in the Gulf, and now you're stuck pretending this is 2003 while your enemies move like it's 2025.

>>508340222
>I don't want to have Alzheimers at 40! Besides, most flu vaccines don't even work!

Thats exactly where I planned to buy house

>>508340096
Now post crime stats for the Nepalese

>>508338808
funnily enough Rubio is the only person in the white house with working brain cells. he is in this ridiculous position just because the decisions of trump being a massive retard faggot

>>508329634
what was the JWST announcement?

>>508340312
>this cope about being replaced
LMAO I will do you one better. You know which country in the world has the lowest IQ?
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/10-countries-with-lowest-iq-in-the-world/photostory/114692131.cms?picid=114692155
>Nepal has the lowest average IQ of 42.99
This is who you are being replaced with AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>508326917 (OP)

>America bombs the towelheads
>Everyone else pays the price
God, how incredibly fucking BASED.

THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR.

>>508337730
I think they're fine anon, they doubled their money in the last 6 months.

>>508340554
They get working permits, not citizenship.

>>508330001
Literally just pepper the fucking straight with cluster bombs.
Problem solved.

>>508340225
>and now you're stuck pretending this is 2003 while your enemies move like it's 2025.

And you're stuck here with us. Think Best Korea or China is going to cut you any slack after 70 years of loyal service as a vassal?

Build the ships, Ji-Win. Build the ships and dig the bunkers.

>>508340098
oil refinery operates on mixing different grades of oil thus why the US imports and exports alot of oil . And no the 51st state isn't going to do any favors and sell oil at below market rate.

>>508329380
Is that a self pic?
If gas starts getting expensive we have our own oil.
We were an oil exporter up until Biden, well his handlers, royally fucked that up.
The higher it gets the more economically viable a great many other sources become, and that's not at $10 a gallon, that's at ~$4.50.
All the infrastructure is already there and ready to go.
You didn't actually think the whole, "Gulf of America" thing was just to fuck with beaners, did you? It was because all the Executive orders pushed out by Biden's handlers say we can't drill in the Gulf of Mexico.
So we're not going to. We will drill in the Gulf of America.

>>508340222
owari da

>>508340836
Working permits is how it starts then they gain power and demand to stay. The reason they are needed is because you are experiencing brain drain because of your corrupt politicians. They aren't temporary they are a permanent fix since you all move to Germany and the UK. Your country is fucked.

>>508329380
The us does not buy oil from iran

>>508330176
Your trolling is like a sweet wine.
Bravo.

>>508329980
lol, I kekked with your posts from the thread about the bombs >>508329751

So, what happens if both the Strait of Hormuz and the Red Sea are blocked?

I hate migatards so much bros

>>508341207
The other anon
>Great, Trump started another war in ME
You
>Oh yeah ? Biden also started a war !!!
Me
>You have a Biden Derangement Syndrome
You
>No I don't, because Croatia issues work permits for the Nepalese
Kek, your concession is accepted

>>508341019

And it takes months and years to set up the infrastructure until that happens. So 5 years of 10$ gas causes a great depression.

>>508338633
checked. Please save us Chang, you're our only hope!!!!!!!!!

>>508341366
But form the gulf states which are also affected by the blockade

>>508330756
They better bomb those mining ships with some of the 3-kilometer-deep-penetrating, 14-trillion-ton bunker buster bombs dropped from stealth B2

>>508335155
>picrel
hey, I understand that reference

>>508341561
>>Oh yeah ? Biden also started a war !!!
I also said trump attacked Iran in 2016 you keep leaving this out for some reason.
>>No I don't, because Croatia issues work permits for the Nepalese
Yea they have tons of videos all over youtube on how to do it easily. You are so fucked lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21232U1ylM
Bye I accept your concession. Run away now brownoid

>>508340932
If America wants to lead the 21st century, it needs to grow the hell up and dump the clown who wrecked its credibility.
Trump didn’t just tear up the Iran deal, he tore up the idea that the U.S. could be trusted, reasoned with, or taken seriously.
You don’t fix a broken empire by doubling down on the guy who broke it. You remove him like the tumor he is.

Until then, don’t talk about “greatness.” You can’t project global power when you can't even protect your own foreign policy from a TV celebrity.

>>508326917 (OP)
almost like globalist jews pushing for green climate change faggotry planned this

death to all globalists around the planet

>>508341849
>I also said trump attacked Iran in 2016
Trump wasn't president in 2016 though?

>>508341921
>>508341849
>>508341818
>>508341696
>>508341650
>>508341629
>>508341572

*forces iran to surrender*

>>508341849
>N ... no, I accept YOUR concession, OK ?
TOP KEK I was exchanging posts with a retarded Reddit NPC

>>508341019
>You didn't actually think the whole, "Gulf of America" thing was just to fuck with beaners, did you? It was because all the Executive orders pushed out by Biden's handlers say we can't drill in the Gulf of Mexico.
>So we're not going to. We will drill in the Gulf of America.
What an idiotic thing to say. Trump can undo an EO with the stroke of a pen. Renaming the gulf does nothing regarding on that front.

>>508341921
koreans don't deserve a chance to talk about any country's presidents until you have a former president that doesn't end up in jail

>>508342115
which is why i proposed a bill to codify it into law, its called the

>>508342058
I am referring to his 2016 term

>>508342109
I accepted your concession we are good

>>508326917 (OP)
STRAIT IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

>>508328745
Weird, the Houthis lack a navy but for some reason global trade still avoids the Suez.
I hate this false confidence other Americans have because they think curb stomping civilians for 30 years means we're invincible.

Yeah, we have the best shit around, but simply having the best aircraft carrier doesn't make it immune to missile strikes.

Good. Accelerate.

>>508342346
Remove VPN, Ivan.

>>508328745
they can put mines there

>>508336448
Nigger is your brain so splattered you can't recognize a joke when you see one.
Guaranteed you're a zoomie.

>>508342482
Remove yourself from the genepool fatass.

>>508342482
>smart american
>no, it's a russian VPN
ah, makes sense

>>508330756
kamikaze drones exist. iran already know how to blockade sea routes as we know what happened in red sea.

>>508342159
Au contraire.
Koreans lock up their crooks even if they are presidents.
America, like a most authoritarian dictatorship, lets the criminal presidents be because "what will the world think" at best and "they are all in the pedo ring" at worst
It seems to be the latter
So, it's you who shouldn't talk until you start locking up your crooks
Your current president is implied in a massive pedo scandal and it's probably true

>>508342955
>he says this as his politicians are made of ex war criminals
kek the hypocrisy is insane

>>508331466
Wow what a sexy ssd pal

>>508342159
Funny how you're mocking Korea for jailing corrupt presidents, while your country handed nuclear codes to a game show host who wrecked diplomacy with allies, sabotaged the Iran deal for no reason, and slapped tariffs on U.S. partners while going soft on China.
Trump claimed to fight China, then matched China’s tariffs with allies like Korea and the EU, weakening the coalition that could’ve actually contained CHINA
At times, he looked more like a clueless proxy for Beijing than a strategist. that’s tactical brain damage.
Also, for the record, Moon Jae-in never went to jail. But nice try

>>508343206
You forgot that Trump is also implied in the Epstein scandal

>>508343338
Lol no. He co operated with the feds back in the early 2000s. Everyone already knew this so that's why no one cares

>>508329680
It’s actually both

>>508326917 (OP)
who cares. Irans navy is literally nothing more but inflatyable 'speed' boats. they stand no chance against the might of the greates country on eart. god bless the USA. feels good to be the best. ALL THE TIME

>>508342063
>UN resolution
US will block it

>>508343338
Honestly, I didn’t forget... I’ve just never heard about that hahaha
I always thought Trump was just a pathetic TV talk show host who inherited a fortune from his dad and somehow managed to run bankruptcies on companies like Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Plaza, Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Trump Mortgage, and Trump Airlines.
Politics was clearly way beyond his league. I still think that his becoming president was God's punishment for humanity.

>>508341629
>not help me obi wong changnobi, you're my only hope
Anon, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>>508326917 (OP)

comfy

we needed something like this to finally overthrow the retard puppet Vučić

>>508343557
Yet he won't release (or mention) the files or address the fact that there is alleged perp in jail but she apparently trafficked nobody to nobody nowhere.

>>508342342
Do we have to say it's due to aids?

>>508330756
Iran is a geopolitical player precisely because it possesses the means to close the Strait

>>508329015
It's a good thing Kuwait, UAE, and Qatar don't mind not selling any oil.

>>508335744
based wigger

Block deez nuts

>>508343338
When did Iran shills and libshit shills become the same?

>>508332833
>>508333020