The Amish and Mennonites aren’t just communities — they’re low-tech superheroes quietly dominating the modern world while the rest of us spiral into existential crisis every time our phone battery hits 2%. While society fumbles around with self-care apps and YouTube tutorials, the Amish are out here building entire houses with nothing but wooden mallets, mutual respect, and raw generational power. Their teenagers wake up at dawn to milk cows with a smile, their bread can resurrect lost civilizations, and their ability to churn butter is so efficient it should be classified as a renewable energy source. They have horses more reliable than our public transit systems, wardrobes unchanged for centuries that somehow still look dignified, and a sixth sense for silently judging foolishness without ever raising their voice. Their communities are tighter than any blockchain, their peace of mind could outlast a solar flare, and they’ve mastered the impossible art of not caring about Wi-Fi. In a world that’s oversharing, overstimulated, and overcaffeinated, the Amish simply vibe — and in doing so, achieve a kind of effortless, old-world supremacy that no smart home or subscription box could ever hope to match.

BASED Amish.
We don't care that we're blocking the road car fags, turn around or slow down!

Also, we're not going to stop having 7 to 8 kids per family. We will one day take over this country, deal with it!

>>508355002 (OP)
They only exist in a peculiar bubble. Perhaps it is good for the terror of state and federal agencies to awaken them.

>>508355002 (OP)
>quietly dominating the modern world
They're small white communities that are only allowed to exist because they're pacifist luddites. Future best case, they forcefully isolate themselves from society and in the future sell crafts to the collapsing world. Realistically they have a few decades left before their land's stolen through eminent domain to build nigger hive apartments and they all get raped in cities.

>>508356665
they live just outside Washington DC and New York City and are subsidised and protected by the Federal government and are exempt from taxes. they exist as a role model for the rest of your country to follow, that's all.

>>508357420

Modern people will die out due to vaccines, microplastics, pollution, weak genetics, loss of electricity, etc.

The Amish will remain.

>>508357420
if it's a religion, they will get federal funding somehow. you can't live like that because you're not in a recognised religion so you have to pay taxes and follow laws.