Dubai chocolate looks like shit is this psyop for people to get used to eating shit?

>>508357349 (OP)
You never had pistachio?

>>508357349 (OP)
your shit is green?

>>508357349 (OP)
I heard they got the inspiration looking at a ukranian woman's chest after a night of fun.

>>508357349 (OP)
My last girlfriend was a trained confectioner and used to make homemade poop candy bars and brownies for me.
They didn't look as disgusting as doodoobai chocolate, either

>>508357349 (OP)
Normal chocolate also looks like shit, esp when melted.

>>508357349 (OP)
Yes, it's Arab shit and whiteoid humiliation fetish

>>508357349 (OP)
So it’s pistachio paste instead of hazelnut?

>>508357349 (OP)

It looks like cow dirrhea.

And when we know that arab leaders do infact have poop sex with prostitutes, it doen't sound too farfetch'd.

>>508357349 (OP)
>psyop
yes

simply disgusting camel/horse kind of shit

>>508357549
why are people shitting on ukranian women's chests?

>>508357349 (OP)
it's good, just make sure to get the one with thin, light chocolate exterior

>>508357349 (OP)
It's so fucking good.

>>508357349 (OP)
Lindt used to make a pistachio chocolate bar over a decade ago that was amazing.

>>508357349 (OP)
Pistochios are good, chocolate is good, I image combining them is also good. Pistachios like all nuts are around 50% fat
Is poland modern enough to handle internet access?

>>508357752
jews like such degenerate stuff. they love shitting and pissing on goy women desperate for shekels

>>508357349 (OP)
pistachio is a true patrician delicacy, thank Italians for forging the trade routes that brought it to Europe
This is culinary terrorism, though. The gulf between how good pistachios should be, and this image, is almost as great as the gulf between Jews and Honesty.

>>508357349 (OP)
Tried it. $12 for a large one at the local shop rite. It's ok. Not $12 good tho. It's just a trend.
I honestly prefer a Reese's big cup to it.

>>508357349 (OP)
IT'S PISTACHIO BUTTER INSTEAD OF REESES PEANUT BUTTER
WOW
KILL YOURSELVES BUTTER LOVERS

>>508357549
If you know, you know.

>>508357349 (OP)
It looks vile as fuck but a part of me wants to buy it just to see what it tastes like.
Is it worth the £7.99 for a pack of 1?

>>508357349 (OP)
Pistachios are fucking delicious and super healthy for you.

Why am I even typing this? The niggers on this website probably think peanuts are nuts. They don't even know what real food is.

>>508357349 (OP)
>Dubai chocolate looks like shit is this psyop for people to get used to eating shit?

No, but it is a massive grift. 90% of the hospitality/luxury goods are a grift. This shit is no different than any other chocolate combination, but they've managed to brand the concept and get it to go viral.
It's Avocado Toast on steroids.

>>508357349 (OP)
is this stuff any good?

>>508357349 (OP)
>get used to eating shit?
native to my people

>>508359334
>this slop chocolate that is totally not being shilled 24/7 is actually also SUPER healthy for you! Go ahead and spend 20 bucks on a bar, goy!

>>508357349 (OP)
That's green diarea shit
I ain't eating that, that's a treat only for porta pottys
Btw I encountered a whore like this irl Kek
Told me she did some work in Dubai and gained a good amount of money Kek

>>508359466
it's good but not wort the price. more like $3 a bar

>>508357349 (OP)
Why all the hate? Dubai has been importing european whores to shit on for ages to get this just right

>>508357549
You're all right Moishe

>>508357349 (OP)
I mostly prefer my chocolate as just chocolate, no need for some fancy fillings to overpower the taste of chocolate

I Hate this shit, those fucking sad worms don't have any of the ingredients and they're larping it's theirs!

It's disgusting as well, and my understanding is it was concieved by a whore who was about to birth another pisslamist and craved shit so it made this.

Nuke them.

>>508357349 (OP)
Dubai chocolate is a great metaphor for Dubai itself. Dubai is shit, but people (goyim) still eat it and show off about it

In general, it seems that all the gulfie arabs do is shit out shit and feed it to the goys. From islam to Dubai chocolate. Such is the semitic magic

>>508357541
>bruder never tried some waldmeisterbrause

>>508357541
He's actually indian

>>508357349 (OP)

Isn't that just german chocolate but instead of coconut its made with pistachios?

>>508357349 (OP)
Ι 100% believe that "Dubai chocolate" was a media campaign to hide search engine references to the REAL Dubai chocolate ie. models shitting on Sheikhs.

Who cares. Are you a child?

>>508360267
>Who cares. Are you a child?
I wish i was. I love chocolate and choco chips mint ice cream.

>>508358997
I am waiting until all the zoomers and boomers trying to be cool for likes and subs on the Internet forget about this shit so I can try them.
7/11 carry them but at $20 a pop I rather buy a Hershey bar and a jar of pistachio butter and just dip it

>>508357349 (OP)
Pistachio cream is the best food ever. Its also italian

>>508360267
fuck you i'll never give up haribo. UND ERWACHSEN you neger

imagine eating sugar slop ngmi

>>508359466
like >>508359010
mentioned
its like a reeses but better
not really worth the hype imo
but I don't care for sweets to begin with

>>508357541
sometimes nigga yeah

>>508357349 (OP)
It's actually pretty good, but the pistachio filling had a load of filler in it - would be better if was pure pistachio goodness.

>shit is never green
I can tell who in this thread has no kids.

>>508357541
I passed my meconium just yesterday yes
>>508357349 (OP)
They’re doing it wrong if that’s the plan. It’s a downgrade from every other standard type of chocolate on top of being overpriced

>>508357349 (OP)
Their social media campaign is so fucking annoying. Spam local groups with grassroots heat. Report mob anyone that says anything bad about the chocolate.

“Is this shit in stock?” “I can’t find it anywhere.” “Please someone tell me where I can find overpriced chocolate” “Let me know if you see it in the store”

This is the face of AI ruining the internet with fake engagement