Cletus here,

I heard yall Iranian faggots have been talking shit and threatening America and saying yall got sleeper cells in America like we are supposed to be afraid.

Americans are well armed and equipped and yalls little pussy bitch made Muslim “sleeper cells” wouldn’t last 5 seconds around Appalachia and i can promise you that. We ain’t europoors and we ain’t Israelis we are Americans and we are the toughest breed of white men around Appalachia to ever walk this earth so you better keep those faggot ass sleeper cells asleep because they might FAFO and go to sleep permanently and there won’t be no 72 virgins where they will be going.

Stay off my driveway and stay out of Appalachia if you know what’s good for you, Iran.

>pic related
>my driveway
>waiting innawoods for Iranian sleeper cells to FAFO

>>508358919 (OP)
Israel's air strikes against Iran do not violate international law.
This cannot be compared with war in Ukraine. Russia was not threatened by kiev but the existence of Israel was questioned by Iran and HAMAS.
Israel is defending itself.

>>508358919 (OP)
YIDS RAPE KIDS
TKD

>>508358919 (OP)

Shut the fuck up tranny

>>508358919 (OP)
Don't worry Cletus fent will wipe out most of your neighborhood of junkies anyway

>>508359071
Palestine, real country or real state?

>>508358919 (OP)
Please tell me you are also wearing stained, jeans overalls. The hands check out already for a perfect specimen

>>508358919 (OP)
You wont do shit Pedro

>>508358919 (OP)
Also Appalachian here, I can confirm this is a probable unironic thing an Appalachian person might come up with. It's the right instinct, but terribly misdirected.

>>508359221
I don’t give a fuck about Israel or Iran all i know is that Iran will FAFO if they come to my neck of the woods with those sleeper cells

>>508359562
Are you a sleeper cell? Idk what your faggot flag is. Are you Iranian bitch?

>>508358919 (OP)
Joe Billy Tim Bob here - Cletus, you are GOD DAMN RIGHT! THEY AIN'T ABOUT TO FUCK WITH YOUR DRIVEWAY!

>>508359922
I actually believe this is completely unironic, and you just had a discussion about this at the suboxone clinic before arriving home to make this post.

>>508358919 (OP)
Nobody's coming to fuck with us in Appalachia because it's completely undeveloped and so rugged and impassable that it would make Vietnam look like a stroll across a golf course. You only need guns for protection from our own crazies. Imagine a bunch of sand people trying to sneak into a holler like the ones in Breathitt County KY or Scott County TN. It would be a joke.

>>508360826
We only need guns to shoot other people's goddamn shitbull nigger dogs that get out. Even the strung out whites only really steal shit from their job and their buddies.

>>508358919 (OP)
I live here
fuck off nigger, try a draft
YOU FAFO you glow in the dark gorrilla nigger

Anyone know any good hikes in Appalachia? The lesser known but the prettier view the better!

>>508360958
Yep. Niggers and dope heads. But they absolutely will not venture far into a holler, if you're more than quarter a mile off the highway you're probably completely safe.

>>508361373
>Liberal meme flag

City slickers stay out

>>508360826
Nah it’s because they know that we don’t play that shit

>>508360074
Based

The Sacklers were right about Appalachia.

>>508358919 (OP)
>saying yall got sleeper cells in America
israel said that
while having sleeper cells in iran
>>508359071
ok merkel

>>508358919 (OP)
>9mm
>innawoods
you've already lost

>>508358919 (OP)
Imagine being this much of a narcissist

>>508358919 (OP)
Never realized you were a niggerfaggot miggercattle who believes the jews

>>508358919 (OP)
I can help MAGA defeat FOREIGN INVADERS.

Step 1:
Trump expands the powers of ICE so it can assist military stop foreign invaders.

Step 2:
ICE keeps grabbing people, sending them to checkpoints for processing.

Step 3:
In processing, citizens can be drafted to ICE to "assist military stop invaders" (Iran, Taiwan, etc).

Step 4:
MAGA uses two numbers, ICE popularity and people ICE caught.

>>508362147
That ain’t a 9 boy that’s a 5.7 boy

>>508358919 (OP)
>Glowies eternally assmad over appalachia just can't resist
lmao, stay mad glowniggers. Rent free since the pinkertons. You're inheriting your great grandpappy's mental illnesses at this point.

>>508362364
Fuck Israel i don’t care about those dirty Jews i only care about my country and Appalachia and Iran is threatening my way of life

>>508358919 (OP)
>cletus here
>posting pro west propaganda

hows the weather fedboi. Looking forward to the cartel shit here?

>>508358919 (OP)
>APPALACHIAN SUPERIORITY
Posts flat, non-applachian terrain. The state of shills on this board

>>508361373
Stay out of Appalachia if u ain’t from here city boy

>>508358919 (OP)
I'm fairly certain that actual Iranian military intelligence cares about Appalachian Americans just as much as we do about Iranian mountain niggers. They've never crossed my mind.

Be content in your stronghold my friend and pour another. We only get one life and it's pretty awesome that we get to enjoy these woods. The likes can fight amongst themselves and create theater. Can your veggies and stockpile liquor. Like our ancestors...

>has gun to defend himself
>Will die in a forest fire

That's gonna be hard truth for Americans that we are surrounded by extremely flammable houses and objects.

>>508363207
You dumb fuck. Its talmuddic glowniggers masking their seething as humor because they know heavenly zion can't reach us here.

>>508363207
A country boy can survive

>>508358919 (OP)
new FarCry game's looking good

>>508358919 (OP)
>1pbtid
Fake Cletus. Real Cletus anon replied to posts.

>>508362549
oh no

>>508363699
Cool. That actually makes these threads awesome. I felt blessed lol.

>>508358919 (OP)
Ok jew

>>508364005
I’m replying to post this is me retard lol

>>508364303
You’re the jew your country created Israel

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>>508362636
Sure they are pal
Lay off the sourmash Cletus

>Iran is threatening my way of life

>>508365462
>P-please hate them like you hate me

>MuH WaY oF LiFE

>>508365820
>>508365713

Ok retard that is a separate issue, Iran is directly threatening us right now.