Anonymous
ID: sft4b1zU
6/22/2025, 8:52:49 PM No.508363990
Theres a talmud version traduced to 4chan shitposting lingo where rabbis are anons
Do Gentiles Go to Heaven?
OP (goyguy): so my friend says non-Jews burn forever. I found rabbis saying gentiles can get Olam
Haba if they follow Noah's laws. Then other rabbis say nope, eternal damnation. Which is it?
Anonymous: depends. Some say righteous gentiles get a share. Some say lol no. The rabbis can't
agree. Welcome to Sanhedrin.
Anonymous: they literally wrote: 'The righteous of the nations have a portion in the world to come.'
Then 3 pages later: 'All gentiles are idolaters and doomed.' Pick one lol.
Anonymous: >rabbi meir: all dogs go to heaven >rabbi eliezer: no they don't >god: *silence*. Talmud
in a nutshell.
Anonymous: Sanhedrin 105a. Avodah Zarah 2a. Midrash Tanchuma too. Read more than 2 lines
OP.
Anonymous: basically: righteous = follow 7 Noahide laws = heaven ok. Idol worshippers = roasted.
Jews = extra perks if they don't screw up.
Anonymous: >tfw some rabbis still said even righteous goyim are sus >tfw others convert them in
midrash fanfic. Talmud is full of fan theories.
Anonymous: so is Hitler in heaven if he did the 7 laws?
Anonymous: no bro. Murder is not a Noahide law pass. Try again.
Anonymous: TL;DR: Noahide bros get a ticket. Idol worship = instant ban. Majority opinion says
decent gentiles fine. Don't be a Nazi.
Anonymous: OP just be normal. Be decent. Don't worship cows. You're good. Talmud done.
Thread archived. Sources: Sanhedrin 105a-b, Avodah Zarah 2a, Rambam Hilchot Melachim ch. 8.
Do Gentiles Go to Heaven?
OP (goyguy): so my friend says non-Jews burn forever. I found rabbis saying gentiles can get Olam
Haba if they follow Noah's laws. Then other rabbis say nope, eternal damnation. Which is it?
Anonymous: depends. Some say righteous gentiles get a share. Some say lol no. The rabbis can't
agree. Welcome to Sanhedrin.
Anonymous: they literally wrote: 'The righteous of the nations have a portion in the world to come.'
Then 3 pages later: 'All gentiles are idolaters and doomed.' Pick one lol.
Anonymous: >rabbi meir: all dogs go to heaven >rabbi eliezer: no they don't >god: *silence*. Talmud
in a nutshell.
Anonymous: Sanhedrin 105a. Avodah Zarah 2a. Midrash Tanchuma too. Read more than 2 lines
OP.
Anonymous: basically: righteous = follow 7 Noahide laws = heaven ok. Idol worshippers = roasted.
Jews = extra perks if they don't screw up.
Anonymous: >tfw some rabbis still said even righteous goyim are sus >tfw others convert them in
midrash fanfic. Talmud is full of fan theories.
Anonymous: so is Hitler in heaven if he did the 7 laws?
Anonymous: no bro. Murder is not a Noahide law pass. Try again.
Anonymous: TL;DR: Noahide bros get a ticket. Idol worship = instant ban. Majority opinion says
decent gentiles fine. Don't be a Nazi.
Anonymous: OP just be normal. Be decent. Don't worship cows. You're good. Talmud done.
Thread archived. Sources: Sanhedrin 105a-b, Avodah Zarah 2a, Rambam Hilchot Melachim ch. 8.
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