If Noah's Ark is fake (it is) then Jesus is fake and the Bible is fake.

No more wars over Christian fairy tales!

>>508383099 (OP)
fairy tales keep us goin

It pretty incredible that we're supposed to be living in a time of critical thinkers and skeptics and yet people read this bullshit and think "I believe this."
There is no intelligence on this planet and all of the cool shit we have was made by aliens.
Fact.

>>508383099 (OP)
ark has been confirmend in the 80s
https://www.arkdiscovery.com/noah-index.htm
Christ is King

>>508383099 (OP)
the ark is fake but the flood was real
religions are fake but god is the ulitmate reality

one more thing
retards who have nothing better to do with their time than to moc jesus on /pol/ are literally controlled by demons

>>508383099 (OP)
Ahura Mazda warns Yima, the first king of men, of the approach of a dire winter, which is to destroy every living creature by covering the land with a thick sheet of ice, and advises Yima to build a Vara, or an enclosure, to preserve the seeds of every kind of animals and plants. The meeting is said to have taken place in the Airyana Vaejo, or the Paradise of the Iranians, The Vara, or the enclosure, advised by Ahura Mazda, is accordingly prepared, and Yima asked Ahura Mazda, "O Maker of the material world, thou Holy One ! What lights are there to give light in the Vara which Yima made?" Ahura Mazda answered, "There are uncreated lights and created lights. There the stars, the moon and the sun are only once (a year) seen to rise and set, and a year seems only as a day."

>>508383720
So a shitty ass shape on a hill that has nothing to do with the actual materials used to built the ark is the discovery of Noah's ark? kek Christianity is nothing more than a business built on ancient psyops and schizophrenia. That's why all the Churches in West scream rapefugees welcome and they fly the LGBT flag because they give more fucks about money than spirituality and they get big funds if they do that

>>508383720
Architects found the Ark to be physically impossible to construct.

>>508384090
>If you don't follow Hebrew scriptures, you are evil Satanic demon bad people

Good Noahide goy

>>508383099 (OP)
May Christ open your eyes.

>>508386245
They came to that conclusion after realizing all the animals would have indeed fit on it.

>Ok yeah well they could have never made one that big tho

They would have said the same thing about the pyramids if they werent still standing

>>508386589
Smearing Chrism on your eyes has a habit of blinding people

>>508386693
If you actually care about the truth, you would watch this video with an open mind:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=24WbQkRx2_8&pp=ygUeQXJjaGVvbG9neSBkaXNwcm92ZXMgdGhlIGZsb29k

>>508386589
>>508386922
Noah's Ark didn't happen. The Bible is fake.

>>508386922
This angers allah.

>>508386245
lmao.
https://arkencounter.com/
>>508386922
>AronRa
Have some respect for yourself and stop listening to this mongoloid.

>>508388154
I don't listen to him, refute his points

>>508388154
They built this with reinforced steel. They didn't have reinforced steel back then, retard.

Reminder, if you believe Revelation happens in the future you a Darby-cuck Zionist.

>>508388154
>Williamstown, KY
If you knew anything about the US this would be an immediate red flag kek.

>>508387374
Philippians 2:10-11:
that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth, and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
You will confess that Jesus Christ is the King of Kings. It is only a matter of time.

>>508383720
you can't fit one pair of every animal on earth on that tiny thing you retard. use your brain for once.

GO TO WAR OVER THIS
not sissy jewish fairytales

>>508383099 (OP)
I killed an NPC in skyrim for looking at me funny.

>>508383099 (OP)
thats why jews and satanists push atheism. they attack Noah and the flood above all because they know how important he is for everything else to make sense.

the world and life was created, the world was flooded some 4,400 years ago. one man and his family survived, he is the Father of all mankind. he was The Heavenly Father that Jesus Christ spoke of who was born some 2,000 years after Noah's death. Noah was also known as Ra, Odin, Saturn, Anu, El, and other names as well

by convincing people the world wasn't flooded despite it being extremely obvious that it was and by convincing people that Noah never existed, comparing him to Santa Clause.. which is funny becaues he truly was the original inspiration for the "character" he is "Father" Christmas after all. and when it comes to God's word, the "Testament" its the last will and testament of The Father, Noah. his sons were the so called gods.. the angels and demons. and one son in particular tried to rebel against his father, Lucifer against God.. as to claim the New World for his own.

they're not "fairy tales". what we have is poems and such that we've more currently classified as "mythology". when its just accounts of real history. from Gilgamesh.. who i believe was Noah's grandson, to any other "gods" you can name from any corner of the world .the one we call the Devil was Ham, or Zeus, Thor, Indra, Marduk, Moloch, Ba'al, and on and on. his grandson was Nimrod, the first king of Babylon. which was built in rebellion against Noah and his kingdom and reign over the new world. and thats the ongoing spiritual war going on today.. between their "spirits". Ham and his descendants have continued in the vein of Babylon, trying to reestablish it and to eliminate the other kingdoms that are descended from the other sons of Noah.

>>508384090
they're jews. devilry is a job description. its the art of manipulating what people think and feel, their reality.

>>508390350
2,000 more years

>>508383099 (OP)
>If Noah's Ark is fake (it is)
It's not fake we literally found the "water from the deep" the Flood account mentioned

>>508383099 (OP)
No shit fag boy

>>508391932
Are you arguing for the existence of Noah’s arc or the Jewish (monotheist) god? The two are not the same or related.

>>508391538
>despite it being extremely obvious that it was
There is no evidence at all the world was flooded 6,000 years ago

>>508391932
That's been there since earth's formation 4 billion years ago, water came from asteroids and comets, Noah's Ark is fake, it's an incredibly dumb and impossible story only a retard could believe in

>>508383720
the Ark settled around the highest and largest mountain range in the world, which was created during the flood. the water gradually lowered, froze, evaporated.. Noahs(Odin) ravens lead him to those mountains. and thats what Yggdrasil is, the "world tree" is actually all the mountains of the world which connect like branches of a tree and the realms are different elevations, with the main trunk being in Eurasia. and in various myths the gods were mountain dwellers, and they were associated with high places. and rivers also come from mountains. and you cant have agriculture or civilization without water, and thats why the earliest civilizations lived in or around mountains. also because the sea level was higher back then and certain areas were still frozen, and what are currently deserts today were more lush and able to be cultivated for food.

Mesopotamia is where i believe the gods lived for a time after the flood and where they ruled from. but as the earth changed and as they and their children expanded out into the world, their tribes grew into nations which became part of an empire.. Ham's empire.. the Devil's kingdom. and so Jesus would be the one who was prophesized to come and truly be of "The Father" of the gods, the one who would restore God's kingdom while destroying Ham's rebellious empire.

>>508392487
No scientific evidence for this

>>508383099 (OP)
Eden wasn't "a garden".
It was a tropical planet.
It was destroyed. All that remains is known as "the asteroid belt".
Noah's Ark was the ship that carried life to Earth- look up Cambrian Explosion

>>508383720
the secret societies, Luciferians etc are ultimately Hamites or servants of Hamites. their "gods" Is Ham/Zeus.. the king of the gods. they must believe their bloodlines trace back to him.. their child sacrifices and blood drinking are all rooted back to him. his bloodline was atop the tower of Babel. above the other tribes and nations of the world in spite of Noah's judgement and curse on Ham's sons to never rule the world and to always be beneath the sons of Shem and Japheth. however, Ham dominated the world through might and sheer brilliance. his sons understood metallurgy and how to create armor, weapons and build large fortifications. they were ruthless child killers in most cases.. although certain Shemite tribes were as well, like the Amalekites.

so anyway, long after Babylon came Rome who was trying to bring back those Hamite kingdoms and empires. its why they put so much effort into rebuilding temples to Ba'al or Zeus.. Moloch, which means "their king" aka the king of the gods. and so in John 8 Jesus is in a confrontation with jews, and he explains how their father is The Devil and not Abraham and his God (Noah). and ibelieve that is because jews, "israelites" became corrupted by the various Hamite nations they lived within.. they were in Egypt for a few hundred years and also Babylon.. they also spent plenty of time in Rome, and other places in Europe, London and now the USA.. ALL connecting back to Babylon.. because thats the NWO agenda and goal. to restore Babylon and what they call the Luciferian doctrine. where people are filled with whatever that spirit and understanding is. and in order to do that they must rid the world of the Holy Spirit of The Father and the Son Jesus Christ... but who wins???

>>508392872
No, that's retarded

>>508392473
>That's been there
The Bible already knew that. The Flood account says some water sprang up from the deep, hence it was already there. We found that water. It is just enough to cover the entire earth if the ice caps are melted. Perfectly matching what the Bible says. The Bible knew scientific facts before man even discovered them because it's the word of God.
>water came from asteroids and comets
The Bible already knew that. It said the windows of heaven or canopy (atmosphere) opened up and let water in.
>Noah's Ark is fake, it's an incredibly dumb
Cope. You literally just pointed out scientific facts the Bible already knew
>retard could believe in
Only a retard would accidentally bolster the scientific credibility of the Bible while attacking it, like you just did.

>>508393399
>The Bible knew scientific facts before man even discovered them because it's the word of God.

No, the Bible says God created light before the Sun and stars, and plants before the Sun. They'd die without the sun.

You're a fucking retard and the Bible is dog shit.

>>508392872
>>508393207
I find it interesting, and a lot better than the very literal interpretations of the Bible.

>>508394379
The Bible belongs in the trash, that's what I did with mine long ago.

>>508383720
Impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdkY3yxXmqg

>>508383099 (OP)
i think the Bible gives the most detailed or plain description of a lot of extremely ancient events, that we can then use to decipher or decode the other myths and legends.

i dont think they were exaggerating about how long some of them lived. somebody had been keeping records of births and deaths, before and after the flood. and the conditions before the flood were better than the world after. and so people lived longer, they aged or matured at a much slower rate so they probably wouldn't even cross the threshold of puberty until over 30 years old as compared to around 11-13 or whatever it is these days. and our 30-40 would be their 200-300 or something. and i also assume they were a bit larger or physically superior than us. everything worked better. and Noah himself lived to be 950 i believe, and 600 of those years were spent before the flood. and he spent over 100 years just building the Ark. safe to assume the trees he was using was superior too, who knows how dense or strong. i imagine he grew or tended to the trees he used before harvesting them. potentially training them as they grew. and his three sons, Shem, Ham and Japheth were several hundred years old at the time of the flood too, and also lived for a few hundred after. and their sons also tended to live a bit longer, but that effect tapered and wore off as the "gods" or aryans blended in with the rest of humanity.. on one end of the spectrum was freaky mutants like pygmies. but there was always that remnant that was most similar to "the gods".

and theres the idea of demigods or fallen angels.. they are the sons of Noah. thats what all of that is truly about. Lucifer is Ham's rebellion against Noah in the post flood world / kingdom. and after a time Noahs sons began to intermarry or have children with the "children" of the new world.. those born several generations after the flood who were essentially "mortals" or were unable to live beyond 120 years old.

>>508383720
king of the jews

>>508383099 (OP)

Facts only get you so far. Eventually life stops being a game. Something truly awful happens, and either your mind bends, or it breaks.

>>508393950

They can just say light was instantiated first, like in 3D modeling software. This is a better argument along those same lines:

>>508393950
>gets blown out like a fool
>shamefully moves on to a different lie
ROFL
>No, the Bible says God created light before the Sun and stars
Yeah. Photons don't need the sun they can exist without it. How dumb are you?
>and plants before the Sun. They'd die without the sun.
They can go 24 hours without the sun just fine. How dumb are you?

Keep making a fool of yourself like all Bible truth deniers always do.

>>508390619
Why do you assume everything is always the same? If humans lived to be 1
~1000 years old as described in the Bible, they likely had technology far more advanced than anything we have today.

>>508395596

See, he did what I predicted he would here: >>508395403

This is why it matters which angle of attack you choose, otherwise a retard mongoloid clown makes a fool of you

Almost every single abrahamic tale is based on actual but less epic stories from Sumeria.

All of them have their roots there.

>>508383099 (OP)
Noah was the first avatar of Vishnu, Jesus the 6th
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matsya

>>508395717
>otherwise a retard mongoloid clown makes a fool of you
Are you talking to someone else? Nobody made a fool of me. I obliterated that other posters nonsense
Light can be converted into matter and vice versa. So It's not even technically required that God made photons when he said let there be light because matter = light.
It's easily possible that God was creating the fabric of the universe when he said "let there be light," not merely light.

>>508392956
>Schizophrenia which says all white things are evil and Satanic while Hebrew things are good and moral

Fuck off

>>508395596
The light the Bible is describing is for day on the earth, not random photons flying around in outer space trillions of miles away. You think God made the earth in 6 literal days? That goes against what science has discovered you absolute Jew worshiping Christcuck imbecile.

>>508398363
>moron loses argument about Flood
>moves on to argument about light
>moron loses argument about light
>moves on to argument about 6 literal days
We are here

>The light the Bible is describing is for day on the earth
Nope
The Bible does not say that light is for Earth. The Earth didn't even exist yet according to the story/account. HOW are you this stupid??
>not random photons flying around in outer space trillions of miles away
Nope. Photons from earth travel a trillion miles away in 170 years
God doesn't care where they end up. They keep moving endlessly and are never used by us again.
Your "point" has completely failed.
>God made the earth in 6 literal days? That goes against what science has discovered
Nope. The "standard models" are all made up nonsense. They literally have to invent numbers and call them magical "dark energy" to make them work. But you're a clueless high school dropout so of course you didn't know that.

And now we are here..
>moron loses argument about 6 literal days
This board is for 18+ and dumb children like you are not allowed.