>You are given an Amish qt wife, however you must commit to the lifestyle and religion FOR LIFE.

wat do

>>508431539 (OP)

>>508431539 (OP)
>the lifestyle and religion
these prevent enjoying a wife
you will also receive their families which want to constantly be in your home because they dont have tv

>>508431539 (OP)
How is that even a question?
>used up whore who doesn't know how many guys have ejaculated in every hole in her body because she honestly doesn't remember, getting drunk and slutty is her basic way of life.
>that and living and thinking whatever her social media is spouting that day, mostly orange man bad and fight the patriarchy and how to get Chad to fuck her.
-vs-
> virgin cutie who is ready to pair-bond, is loyal, hardworking, values her family and her spiritual condition over vanity, and will love you no matter what you do as long as you are with her and will do anything to keep being who you love desire the most.
Yeah, a real hard decision.
Captcha: GTATT

>>508431539 (OP)
I'd become Amish, if someone showed me how. I donno... kinda favor the one on the left, but the one on the right is fine also. Would be happy with center too.. hell, give 'em all to me. They're polygamist, right? Like Mormons?

>>508432379
>They're polygamist, right?
NO!
>>508432379
>Like Mormons?
HELL NO, ENGLISH!

>>508432456
But they will let me have all three as wives, right?

>>508432747
ADULTERER! BE GONE! NEVER SPEAK OF US AGAIN!

>>508432747

>wants three wives
>can't even satisfy one

>>508432456
The hell are you doing on the internet

>>508433947
OH FUCK! I-- um, traveling. Needed to visit, um, aunt.

>>508431539 (OP)
Yeah no problem I just explain to them me and the wife are taking a permanent rumspringa. Loophole bitch.

>>508431539 (OP)
I could handle the lifestyle but their theology is awful.