Iran got owned
America is the alpha male

>>508434670 (OP)
bombing mudhuts with alien tier tech is as american as apple pie

>Jewish slaves

Ftfy

>>508434670 (OP)
>Iran got owned
>America is the alpha male

>>508434670 (OP)
Each 5 foot crater cost $100m
Your leaders brag about their failure and you all lap it up.
Isreal is getting battered and they are fleeing.
You're a laughing stock

>>508434670 (OP)
American men literally kill themselves via suicide or overdose on fentanyl while rich Iranian monarchist men fuck their women. You are a pathetic race

>>508434670 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9v7VclWDc

>>508434670 (OP)
America is a lady. They were owned by a woman.

>>508434670 (OP)
Are you serious? Gas will go up $2 tomorrow and quadruple over the next week. Trump's legacy will be absolute fucking turmoil because he had to obey Bibi and act like he has a big dick, the fucking clown.

>>508434701
fpbp..all amerimutts can do is just bomb civilians from far away that's all they're still capable of doing. In close combat they lose against goat herders with AK's

>>508434670 (OP)
nothing ALPHA about beating up the weak and under developed

You know what IS ALPAH
The Houthi Gigia chads
Poorest country on earth, and they dont give a fuck, they will fight the US head on, and send them retreating LOL

>>508435104
based bong, giving their child a smack down.

>>508434670 (OP)
>alpha male
>slavishly does what Israel tells him to

>>508434701
>nuclear sites = mudhuts now according to turd worlders on /pol/
>>508436312
this particular one has been seething for days on end

>>508434670 (OP)
America sucks Israel's dick althougheverbeit.

>>508435527
Not brave enough to kill yourselves?

Pussies.

>>508437910
I put the entire Yemen military force against my home county in America.

You know how there are 50 states?
Each state has like 100 counties.

My home county would defeat the entire Yemen military force in less than a year, according to ChatGPT.
(Not even counting my state, just my county could do it.)

>>508434670 (OP)
>MIGAlomania
inoperable

>>508439641
That ChatGPT prompt, was without any federal military assistance, by the way.

Zero US military.
Just the citizens.

>>508434701
hahahAaa

>>508434670 (OP)
>tf
>tp
You know what goes in all fields, right?

>>508437910
Houthi are based as fuck

>>508434670 (OP)
Iran really has some formidable air defenses and they cant shoot down a 30 year old plane they knew was coming and knew which target it would fly over? Seems to me like it was a show to fool the masters into think their shabbos goys did as they were told to.

>>508434670 (OP)
>hid in a stealth plane the whole time and dropped bombs way up in the sky
>alpha male
You're like the virgin who poisoned the chad's drink. You couldn't win in a fair fight.

>>508434670 (OP)
America is like that nigga that sucker punches you from behind when you're having a 1v1.

>>508434670 (OP)
But if you kill your enemies they win!
Iran won this one. US only destroyed itself with these bombs.

>>508434670 (OP)
>alpha male

trust the plan

>>508434670 (OP)
You mean an Islamic theocratic shithole doesn't have any actual military capacity except some regional influence? what surprise....

>>508434670 (OP)

Cool thread, Eglin! :-)

>>508434670 (OP)
> America is the alpha male

Israel spends almost a year bombing Palestinian children. Then attacks Iran and then Iran responds and America comes running to bomb the Iran.

I think its pretty obvious America is just Israels bitch.
Americans live in poverty and are bankrupt by their healthcare costs, but the Israeli people have free healthcare.
While Americans can't even get healthcare honest insurance.

>>508434670 (OP)
Make Israel Great Again.