Would you have joined the Waffen SS if you time travelled back to 1940's germany, /pol/?

>>508442164 (OP)
36th

>>508442164 (OP)
no, why would I join the Losers?

>>508442164 (OP)
I would have said the nazis are fake and gay because all of the normies believed in them.

>>508442164 (OP)
YES!

>>508442332
Some of these arent Waffen SS volunteers

>>508442223
vpnjeet moment

>>508442164 (OP)
Most of you wouldn't be accepted. They didn't allow manlets. You'd be wehrmacht cannonfodder at best

33rd Charle-maaayne for me my nigga

>>508442164 (OP)
Yes
>>508442332
This one (picrel) is the Chinese army.

>>508442429
Yes, it says Wehrmacht and SS

I have SS Wiking volunteer relatives, I would've volunteered with them

So I could get brutally murdered by soviets when we lose? Why the fuck would I join a fight I'm guaranteed to lose?

>>508442164 (OP)
I'd be executed as slavshit, so...

>>508442164 (OP)
> join the losing side and die for Israel, goy
Hhmm.
I'll pass, thanks.

>>508442164 (OP)
I would immediately leave the country and travel to Switzerland or Spain.

>>508442838
Shouldn't have killed Reinhard

>>508442164 (OP)
No, because it would be redundant: my country's regular army was already Axis.

>>508442164 (OP)
Imagine making politics your entire existence

2nd choice

I would've shot all the SS who surrendered tbqh. It's the Nazi's fault we're in the today's current predicament, maybe they shouldn't have wiped out millions of whites in a world war.

>>508442164 (OP)
rolling

>>508442543
for you maybe, but why would you as a time traveler join the losers who got BTFO? makes no sense unless you are retarded.
so are you stupid?
and even if you were to survive the war without getting raped by Ivans and Mutts you would be hunted by Mossad and CIA kikes forever.

>>508442838
You're Czech (presumably) so you'd be fine.

I heard that the Einsatzgruppen who did all those shootings were mostly lower class policemen, is that true?

>>508443203
I wonder what he's gonna to do

>>508443175
Scheiiiiiiiiiiiße

rollin

>>508443413
where my scimitar niggas at?

>>508443413
muslim detected

>>508442164 (OP)
i would have told the SS to stop stealing from our nordic runes, its our culture, you are culturally appropriating nordicboos, invent your own https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_appropriation

>>508443660
Finns are not Nords.

>>508442164 (OP)
Where they the leather clad gay ones?

>>508442164 (OP)
Yes

>>508442164 (OP)
remember when underage girls stopped the whole 2nd das reich?

>>508443660
runes were used across the germanic world (which you are not a member of, you are finno-urgic). heres a scythe turned into a sword during the german peasant revolts; it shows a runic calendar inscribed on the side of the blade. they recently dug up a stone with the Lord's Prayer inscribed in runic somewhere in canada; it was made in the 1800s. we are not appropriating any culture, it is our own culture passed down and inherited over thousands of years

>>508443730
thats right we kicked viking´s asses and took their runes as trophies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Finnish_wars
>The oldest historical traces of conflicts in Finland are runestones GS 13 and U 582 which are dated to the early 11th century. Runestones are commemorating Vikings killed in Finland. Runestone G 319, which is dated to the early 13th century, also mentions Viking killed in Finland.

>>508443895
So the British used child soldiers for offensive purposes.

>>508442164 (OP)

>>508442164 (OP)
The SS was Himmlers vision of elite human warrior "monks", Adeptus custodes basically, where the slightest deviation from the ideal could get you expelled, or shot depending on the severity of the transgression. Very autistic and a few millennia ahead of its time.

>>508442164 (OP)
Yes! I would've been hitlers top guy and would've personally stormed every enemy machine gun emplacement by myself.

>>508442838
30th Russische was literally a slavic divission

>>508443943
>it was made in the 1800s.
should have been something like early 11th century, even that 1800s blade was copying nordic runes

>>508442164 (OP)
I'd be getting gassed I'm pretty sure.

>>508444010
the saint-soldier is the ideal of all true men
>>508444027
oh yeah? I woulda been hitlers toppest guy, hitler would think my kills were way sweeter than yours

>>508444145
both the earliest archeological examples of runes and written description of them are from germania. I know you are trolling finn anon

>>508442164 (OP)
The SS were just way too fuckin cool

>>508444145
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Finnish_wars
early 1000 was such a crazy and great era for random small wars

>>508442164 (OP)
80% of /pol/ would have been used as cannon fodder or exterminated, lets not kid ourselves, we are talking about people who failed at the tutorial on easy mode and are now recluse afraid of society, that aint SS material during a hard mode time, they cant even cope with the super easy time now
That aint SS material

>>508444330
germans could have used their own AMOGUS runes if they were historically accurate, then, instead of copying nordic runes

>>508442164 (OP)
It's always been my dream.

>>508444508
sure but perhaps they would have been raised to be better in that kind of society, that forces people to be social and be physically active, like in hitler youth program

>>508444508
This is the same level of tumblr posts, "what would you do after the communist revolution" and everyone is magically a wise teacher, acomplished artist and beloved community leader, when none of them ever achieved shit in life as it is, and somehow none of them would want to work in a factory where 90% of people would be.
Delulu self masturbationary bs.
Succeed at literally anything life on easy mode first, then fantasize about the SS and what a great member of it you would be.
Horse shoe really is truth for everything huh

>>508442164 (OP)
No, I would be more likely hiding in some hole. Or alternatively be force drafted into Red Army

>>508444797
Ah, op post mentioned "Germany". Still answer is "No"

>>508444717
I mean most of those divisions were not elite in any way. they were ideologically fanatic cannon fodder so the average /pol/ack should fit in quite well

>>508444692
Oh please, no leader or succesful person was ever "forced into it", they all had drive and self motivation and needed no one to hand hold them to greatness.
Maybe they would have some path to follow, but doubtful, those systems still exist, its the military, yet they didnt join up. Why? Too much effort...

>>508443250
You could escape to Brazil or Argentina and live a comfortable life knowing that you fought for what was right.
https://files.catbox.moe/jnp9qa.mp4
>and when we see what is before us
>what thirty years of victory of the others have done
>between the two we chose the right side
The struggle of the White race is one of martyrdom.

>>508444900
Ye true, thats a point, but we both know thats not what they are thinking

>>508442164 (OP)
Probably not. Would have probably fought America internally to stop them from joining the war.

>>508444917
strictly statistically speaking, they wouldnt have drive and self motivation if they had shit childhoods.

>>508442164 (OP)
>sign up to lose

Why the fuck would I do that? I'm going to Australia to buy a fuckload of land.

>>508444917
huge systematic nationwide youth programs were always a great thing. every fascist nation used those. russia and china and israel tries to clumsily revive them. (they are not systematic about it) https://www.jewishagency.org/youth-futures-gives-israeli-children-the-gifts-of-self-confidence-and-empowerment/

>>508445272
russia could really use this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Hope

Project Hope (希望工程; Xiwang gongcheng) is a Chinese public service project organized by the China Youth Development Foundation (CYDF) and the Communist Youth League (CYL) Central Committee.[1] Started in 1989, it aims to bring schools into poverty-stricken rural areas of China, to help children whose families are too poor to afford complete elementary school education.[2]:19 Through Project Hope, the CYDF has also sought to improve educational facilities and improve teaching quality in poorer regions.

>>508442164 (OP)
Why is Hitler a key?

>>508442164 (OP)
33rd Charlemagne, duh.
Although while joining the SS would be fun, assassinating churchill/degaulle and the other pute-à-juifs would be a lot more efficient.

>>508442164 (OP)
1st &12th

>>508445478
Cause he was the "key" obviously.

>>508442164 (OP)
Heck yes.

>>508445837
Mein ID is reich, I am part WOP

>>508443507
that same sword will cut down the german

>>508445572
sharlman will but cut down by the sword of ALLAH and that will happen in Damascus

>>508444954
you could also be US and say lets simply invade brazil

>>508442164 (OP)
rolling
>>508442218
based warcrimes enjoyer

>>508443880
>>508443660
>>508443387
the welsh the dane and the jap will be defeated by the sword and the earth will swallow their armies

>>508442164 (OP)
Roll

>>508443507
burried under srebrenica like the rest of your family
we will get the rest of you in time

>>508442164 (OP)
if i had access to time travel the first thing i'm doing is finding the person who invented autofit for powerpoint and strangling them to death in their crib when they're a baby.

>>508445158
People arent leaves in the wind, helpless.
Random people in shitholes having vastly worse childhoods make it and thrive.
Dont make excuses for people craving any external reason to justify their failure, no one is at fault but themselves
Sooner they learn this sooner they can affect change.

daily reminder to all the SS were like the french foreign legion to the point they had shitskins and slav shits in them only retards worship them the majority of the enlisted personnel werent even germanic

>>508442164 (OP)
>fight in an war that will kill millions of white men and turn europeons into spineless cucks
Nah I would get myself a loyal german waifu and then flee to america

>>508446823
>Nah I would get myself a loyal german waifu and then flee to america
Not gonna make it into Valhalla with that attitude

>>508445158
>strictly statistically speaking, they wouldnt have drive and self motivation if they had shit childhoods.
Men from difficult backgrounds have always thrived in the military. It's literally a recruiting strategy. It's only the over socialized who struggle.

>>508446988
checcked and rare