Thread 508445901

How many of you are actually politically active?
I've done a bit of biological warfare by spreading bed bugs to a local squat house used by anarchist punks. You?

>>508445901 (OP)
Anyone squatting in an anarchist punkhouse probably already has much worse conditions ailing them than bedbugs.

You're like one of the chunks that killed all their sparrows

I'm politically active on /pol/

>>508445996
i also spread some to a local Green Party office. I heard they spread outside of that property as well, so there's some collateral damage.

>>508446091
based

I have monkeypox and been infecting the children and dogs in my city. I’m so brave!

>>508445901 (OP)
I mark sharia-zones with stickers and graffiti. Especially in Utrecht, where there are literal ''marxist student parties'' and wannabe anarchists, this is amazing.
Every fag flag gets a sharia sticker too, Every rainbow gets a sharia tag. I even learned how to write ''Kill all homosexuals'' in Arabic for this purpose.

Good stuff.

It emboldens the muslim, allowing people to see them for what they are. It frightens the faggot, being less openly degenerate in the process. It helped me befriend muslims when they caught me, and allowed me to teach them about al amin husseini.

>>508447146
Unironically based.

>>508447146
> even learned how to write ''Kill all homosexuals'' in Arabic for this purpose.
Thank you for your service, anon.

>>508445901 (OP)
the parks in my area have 4 bins for garbage.
One is dedicated for dog poop for dog walkers.
I wait till half day then bag a bunch of the dog poop up, bring it to my garage, stick it in the deep freezer overnight, package it into parcels in the morning with a note saying shalom, Bon Appétit. Then I go to the post office with a medical face mask that covers most of my face (cctv/feds), then it goes to random addresses in Tel Aviv I found online.

>>508447661
What you could also do is piss on a plate, put the plate in the freezer, then when the piss frisbee is frozen solid, you can push it through a mailbox

>>508447753
You need to let the piss ferment and grow bacteria first, so it’s extra pungent.

OP does pic related this for his bedbug pets. Where did you even get them from?

I’m a senator in a state legislator lol

>>508445901 (OP)
Were the bedbugs HIV positive?

>>508448416
Damn that sucks

>>508445901 (OP)
top kek. best kind of prank is the one you can only talk about anonymously

>>508448733
i actually dont know if spreading bed bugs is illegal
it feels like it should be

>>508448770
Think about the logistics before even considering if he is telling the truth. Where does one even get bed begs. How are they kept alive. Does he feed them with his own blood in between spreading them?

>>508449306
You can catch bedbugs anywhere, more common in spots where people travel often (hotels, public transport).
Bed bugs feed exclusively on human blood and are very difficult to get rid of, so keeping them alive is piss easy.

I live alone so i know that all the bedbugs in my house are spawned from my blood, making them my bloodchildren. So when i send them out into the world to torment people, i feel like God cursing egypt with locusts. It's a very peculiar feeling.

>>508445901 (OP)
Based

>>508445901 (OP)
Where did you find them?

>>508445901 (OP)
never thought i'd say it, but that's cruel to the bugs

>>508447146
Based

>>508448770
>Have you caused damage to a person or property with intent?
>Yes
It's illegal. Likely only a nuisance charge, until you said you were politically motivated.

>>508449464
Incredible

>>508449464
U can also just not have them you know

>>508449031
The absolute state

>>508445901 (OP)
try styrofoam and gasoline on migrant housings!, its super effective. bring frikandel and beer so you can have a good time!

>>508448770
They were nearly eradicated from the west until we stopped dousing people in zyklon b so yes, they should be illegal to spread and offenders bringing them in should be charged with terrorism

>>508448602
It’s WAY better than any wagie job and only just agitate my Democrat and Con, Inc. peers

>>508449967
no i mean it sucks for your state

>>508449967
Can you stall things a bit harder to piss them off for me?

Ops photo just made me give a shit about iran. Those worthless cave dwellers moved out covered in these bugs and didnt think to eradicate them when building their communities. No, instead they allowed them to remain and spread among the entire planet
Theyre vile humans, any actions taken upon them is more than warranted

>>508449464
Post bed

>>508445901 (OP)
Top notch idea, far better than “bombing” properties that are sure to be neglected with weeds and such that will take it back to nature faster rather than later.

>>508448770
It one hundred percent is illegal the only problem is proving it

>>508450632
so its practically legal then

>>508449464
>my bloodchildren
based and nurglepilled

>>508450446
I heard Kudzu weed is really good for that

>>508445901 (OP)
its nice that you have a bed bug farm at home, you nasty fuck!

>>508445901 (OP)
I have reported dozens of companies that employ illegal aliens and are in direct competition with my company.

>>508448298
Why is that chick making fun of Trump and Israel?

>>508455012
Add Japanese Knotweed to your arsenal. It destroys concrete, the plant can root and spread from even tiny fragments, and it's extremely difficult to remove.

i wouldn't wish bedbugs on my worst enemy simply because of the nonzero chance that they'd end up in my house.
wife and i lived in an apt that got RAVAGED by bedbugs and that's why we bought a house for ourselves.

>>508445901 (OP)
I am homeless partly by choice. It seems like it's a huge inconvenience to a lot of people.

>>508445901 (OP)
>not sure if glowie or a fucking idiot admitting to bioterror on the internet
i hope you hide behind 7 proxies if you're not from AA

>>508457365
Bed bugs are harmless, so no

>>508445901 (OP)
I think you wasted your time.
Anarchist punks have their own bedbugs at home.

>>508448298
> anime avatar
It's a troon, right?

>>508447146
What did you taught them about al amin Husseini?