GUESS WHO'S GETTING DRAFTED

Russians! And Ukrainians! :O))) And Israelis!

JENNIFER SNEED?

>>508475689 (OP)
I'm gen X hahahahahahahaha

Kill each other all you like, I'm /neutral/

Not me. Accidentally got my gf pregnant. I'm getting out of this one just like how my grandfather got out of Vietnam. Thank God hating rubbers runs in the family.

>>508475970
Based fuck zoomers

>>508475689 (OP)
Nope. I have a conduct disorder they will not take me. Because I had planned to enlist, go AWOL and then claim asylum in some other country for the rest of my life.

>>508475689 (OP)
Bitch, I'm an oldfag in his 40
I remember when this motherfucker was still a .org site

>>508475689 (OP)
Guess who is being deported from Germany in the next couple of years?

>>508475689 (OP)

I'm 37, almost 38, with diagnosed chronic sciatica, I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna be floating around on an inner tube at a comfy neighborhood pool while all the zoomettes fawn over me because all the males 18 - 35 are on their way to some desert somewhere to be ground up into hamburger meat. Ahh yes life is good.

>>508475970
So am I. But I can climb over a six foot fence, so I'm worried about the draft age getting changed. To include you and I. I'm not going.

>>508476249
I still remember in 5th grade when the first gulf war happened, some fat retard kid was crying because he thought his brother was going to be drafted.
These people are about the same intelligence as an 11year old white kid.

>>508475689 (OP)
Women and illegal immigrants...right guys?

Women who voted Trump: grab your healthy eligible soldier husband NOW

jokes on you idiot. I'm too old for the draft now.

>>508475689 (OP)
I'm 50.

>>508475689 (OP)
Can't get drafted if you're already in the reserve forces. HAH!

What? Who? Me? I cant, too old. I'll provide tiktok dances to help break down drafteee resistance. Maybe I can sell war bonds or something.

>>508476758
Special police force

>>508476821
You're too old until the draft age gets kicked up to the age of 60 with the flick of a pen.

>>508475689 (OP)
>GUESS WHO'S GETTING DRAFTED
White American Men, a.k.a. Trumptards.

>>508475689 (OP)
Anon I’m over forty. If they come to conscript me, the enemy is at the gates and we are fucked

>>508477039
Why are there so many wogs on welfare in Australia?

>>508476958
Yeah, we get shit done. Don't fuck with us!

>>508475689 (OP)
Not me and my feminine penis, that’s for sure

>>508476990
Not really. Besides there's a lot of kids nowadays doing nothing so I'll be ok.

>>508475689 (OP)
33rd degree millennial here, I'll kill anyone that tries to draft me and if I survive that I'll kill who ever comes next.

I’m too alcohol to serve

I'm too old and I have crippling hemmorhoids, ahahah!

>37
Too old. Enjoy fighting war youngcucks.

>>508475689 (OP)
I'm 29, I am above the age for draft

I'm transgender so no, it will be you.
>w-w-we'll force you t--
I'm not gonna go. I'll chill with my bros and sisters in the woods while you die to fight Iran.

>>508477152
Because the barrier to entry is low while you gotta be some dumb bitch with 2-3 anthros to receive gibs here.

Nobody. You dumb niggers have said this literally every time America bombed somebody for the last 10+ years and it never happened. Do you have no sense of shame at all for being constantly wrong, for having zero understanding of how geopolitics works? No, I suppose not. That's why you repeat the same retarded shit every day and continually flaunt your ignorance.

>>508477428
Excuse me?

>>508477553
Iran has 1/3 the population of America
lmao

Already did my service and outside the IRR, get fucked zogbots

>>508477527
Also, I'm a doctor, so guaranteed to never be deployed in any combat capacity

>>508477297
:O))))

>>508477540
At least your axe wound will fit the setting

They'll never take me.
I stopped showering
I never wipe after defecating
I don't even shake after peeing
I eat poo and drink pee
I have become, undesirable pajeet.

>>508476434
>I'm worried about the draft age getting changed.
The war will be damn near over if that ever happens.

maybe if they can scoop it all back together

>>508475689 (OP)
>*dune coons genocide loud obnoxious zoomers*
Wtf I love Jews now!

>>508475689 (OP)
Illegals and criminals, trade for their freedom. Then kick them out after.

>>508477691
Its nothing a little basic training and getting your shit pushed in couldn't cure.

>>508477553
The point is to not enlist voluntarily

>>508477691
POOP AND PEE NO DRAFT FOR ME

>>508475689 (OP)
I voted for this!

>>508475689 (OP)
Not me!

>>508475689 (OP)
who?

>>508477553
You are one pissed off jew lmao now that everyone knows trump is sacrificing whites to moloch in war for jews and no one wants to do it how are you going to get them to go? Are you going to rape them into it? Perhaps you'll rape their children instead?

>>508477873
Enjoy getting your kidneys beaten to the point you're pissing blood.

>>508477689
Not cutting my dick off until real womb transplants or artificial wombs come, Moshi.
I'd rather have an axewound than be turned into this, thoughbeit:

>>508475970
This, plus technically disabled because I was so exreeeeeeem brah.

I'm too old and have various disqualifying qualities.

They'd need a felony forgiveness program.
Blood? Crips? We need your gang for the military! From the hood? Welcome to Ft. Hood!

>>508475689 (OP)
Canadian GenX here.

I'm going to enjoy watching these broccoli headed motherfuckers get their retarded asses shot off from the comfort of my living room.

>>508477734
>Filename
Lmao

>I'M TOO OLD TO DRAFT

No US male is too old to draft. During WW2, congress increased the draft age to 60.

They will do it again and older if they need to for Israel.

We are all their slaves.

>>508478007
>it thinks I'm a kike
You know everyone hates trannies right?

>>508475970
kek you niggers really are just boomer-lite

>>508477965
Jesus Christ, Breakroom who hurt you?

>>508475689 (OP)

>>508477680
Nice! An emoji with a big open mouth, ready to accept a dick to suck, with cum dribbling down the chin from the previous ones

>>508475970
> I'm gen X hahahahahahahaha
Meets the standards. Van him, boys!

>>508475689 (OP)
THESE OLD ASS UNC NIGGAS REALLY THINK THEY AREN"T EXTENDING THE DRAFT TO 60

>>508478021
If they get desperate they can change all that for you.

>>508478134
Good, it makes it easier to laugh when you're turned into a Hiroshima exhibition after Iran gets nukes.

>>508476582
Yes, only women and illegals, anon. Go back to sleep now, there's no need to be afraid.

>>508478134
Nah, just you incels. In reality you hate yourself so much that you fantasize about people hating us, to cope better with your own failed lives. Meanwhile we’re out here having pretty damn good lives, laughing at you.

>>508478196
I think it was a hat tip to Hunter Thompson iirc.

send the neets first.

>>508475689 (OP)
Not me, I’m 50, too old. But you kids have fun in the big sandbox, mmkay?

>>508477873
>if you poop yourself, ICE will leave you alone
Who made that retarded pic?

>>508477335
Exactly. Most men over 50 are well past being fit for active duty. They probably wouldn't take you even if you volunteered.

Zoomers on the other hand...

>>508478467
The simple choice is to pull the voter records and send the people who voted for MIGA don first. This is what they wanted.

>>508475689 (OP)
You have to go back.

>>508477815
Screenshoted that, we need to let humans know how evil anglos are.

>>508475689 (OP)
I'm a 30yo virgin
To old and beta to be drafted

>>508475689 (OP)
I'm too old now and besides, I have a bad back working an insane amount for this Jew slave system, that's how you get out of their scheme goy, poverty and disability checks from believing the Jew lie that you'll have a good life if you work hard.

>>508478375
It’s not that deep bro and no tranny lives a good life, it’s sad but also comical

>>508478524
I can still dance though!

>>508475689 (OP)
>Irish didn't even get drafted in WW1 and didn't fight WW2 and our current government forces could easily be taken down by a few farmers with shotguns.
WW3 will be skipped too.

>>508478626
Tell that to ICE

>>508477039
Same Aussie retard who is probably brown and ugly hating on America. What a life.

>>508477335
77% of them are unfit for duty due to health, criminal or drug issues. If you can hop over a 6 foot fence, you're on the draft list, whether you like it or not. I'm not going.

>>508475689 (OP)
is this a russian campaign?

>>508475689 (OP)
Nobody's getting drafted. There won't be a draft. Why can't you retards let this go?

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

https://youtu.be/A95yLXVgrn4?si=aSFviYOx0mjTmWwn

>>508478626
My grandpa was drafted into WW2 at 29 thinking the same thing, he even had younger brothers already enlisted I believe but can't confirm because he's long dead.

>>508475689 (OP)
Not me, I'm on disability lmfao have fun

>>508478964
It will be ICE raids

>>508476249
>>508476249
It still is, retard.

>THERE WILL NO WAR, SO NO DRAFT
Iran is literally attacking US bases, right now, with ballistic missiles.

>>508478375
>>508478282
Im hoping for nukes hitting US as well kek we'll see who needs more upkeep in the woods me or someone on 6 different hormone meds and even more antipsychotics, and that's not even considering how many times you 2 took the vax

>>508478739
I retired from bitcoin earnings and I spend my days being comfy, drawing, and spending time with my bf on our private property on a larger island. It's a nice two story house with acres of land, mineral rights, clean water, electricity, and our nearest neighbor is 1 mile away.

It's a bretty good life. The only annoying part is that you have to sail a little to get to real civilization.

>>508476434
Get in the fucking van

>I'm too old
>I'm too virgin
>I'm too coward
>I'm too smug

I hope you guys can run fast. This the life-saving skill because all these pathetic excuses won't help you when van lads will make you a proposition you cannot refuse.

Looks like the new boss is a lot like the old boss...

>>508475689 (OP)
Stop obsessing over my country, shitskin. Focus on your own country. Which I know is Turkey, or Afghanistan, or whatever shit hole.

>>508479229
Hope it hits the amish.

>>508479157
>Iran is literally attacking US bases, right now
Not my problem....
Time to pull an Afghanistan in that case.....heroes.

>>508475689 (OP)
>Zero Casualties
LOL