Serious question for americans, brits and french: have you ever read lyrics to your national anthems? Wtf is this shit? It's just absolute retardation.

>>508479709 (OP)
The only retarded thing about the Star Spangled Banner is that we sing verse 1 instead of the triumphant verse 4.
>O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
>Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation,
>Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n rescued land
>Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
>Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
>And this be our motto: “In God is our trust;”
>And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
>O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

>>508480202
>freemen, land of the free
>conquer
Ironic

>>508480202
Yeah, I mean that part isn't bad, but there's like an extremely bloodthirsty part about enemies and bombing enemies and how beautiful it is, I don't know man. Every time I hear it, I just immediately think of Leslie Nielsen's Enrico Pallazo to just feel less cringy about it.

>>508479709 (OP)
>Frog national anthem is about bathing in the blood of Austrians

>>508479709 (OP)
I have to admit i like the Russian anthem, catchy tune

>>508479709 (OP)
At least they don't have a 10 minute intro and more text than the bible

https://youtu.be/k1yhZIvCvyo

>>508481218
Yeah, and the words are very nice
My favorite version by this cutie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OV4FlCge1g

>>508480202
Imagine the reaction if someone sang that verse in front of a Yard Ape game.
The confusion
The chaos

>>508479709 (OP)
While I agree the russian anthem is a close second, my only advice to you is do not listen to ours? I have no idea about the english or french, I dont busy myself with lesser thans.

>>508479709 (OP)
>Reddish.

>>508479709 (OP)
/pol/ version of the burger national anthem is much better.
burgers gone the autistic route by using a war event as their song.
the problem with that, with time the reference lose effect.
Is like any old world country doing national anthem about knights and the likes, kek.
I don't know the frog and bong anthems so I cannot judge.

>>508481554
>burgers gone the autistic route by using a war event as their song.
Literally the war of independence from being a vassal of the British. Always topical, always styles on the redcoats.

>>508480815
It is a poem written by an American held on a British ship upon seeing the flag still flying above the fort in Baltimore after a long night of constant British bombardment.
It's not about war and enemies as much as it is about pride in self reliance and fortitude.

>>508481554
Brits anthem is about the queen going shopping and getting best things from the mall, literally.

>>508479709 (OP)
You're retarded because the US anthem is bad ass and a reminder to any foreign fag army that may think of invading again, you will die.

>>508480815
>but there's like an extremely bloodthirsty part about enemies and bombing enemies and how beautiful it is
Peace worshipers are the most disgusting subhuman trash to slither across this planet.

>>508481755
The Russian anthem lyrics sounds like it is desperate to build morale and keep everyone from turning on one another.

>>508480983
Laugh in 1940

>>508479709 (OP)
>russian
KEK
our anthem is literally about slaughtering suhumans like you

>>508481964
Lol, man, you across the pond, away from everyone. Even without nuclear weapons, one had to be genuinely retarded to invade US. I don't know why you need thr anthem to remind anyone of that. As a matter of fact, the anthem is usually written for the people of the country and you are right, Russian anthem does help keep up moral and makes you feel good,but not bloodthirsty, which I think is better. But I actually only have a problem with american anthem, not america, so let's not get into a pointless fight here, amherika i numbhar whan.

>>508479709 (OP)
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
HOW WE SUCK OFF BIBI
WE FIGHT ALL OF HIS WARS
CAUSE WE'RE A NATION OF WHORES

>>508482556
That worked for you so well in 1812 that you haven't attempted it ever since.

>>508479709 (OP)
American yeah, it's just dumb gibberish
British is full on slave humilation ritual, so spot on
French is bloodthirsty and based - irrigate our fields with their mutt blood- so it doesn't fit at all4jryj

>>508482756
ALL TGE NIGGERS CHIMP OUT
AS BOWMAN FUCKS HIS COUCH
RFK TOOK THE DIES
TO KEEP TRUMP ORANGE AT HIS SIZE

AND THE FAT WADDLING TOADS
SLURPING ISRAEL'S LOAD
STUFF THEIR FACES WITH PIE
UNTIL THE LARD MAKES THEM DIE!

TRUMP IS THE BIGGEST GORILLA NIGGER IN THE JUNGLE
HE DIDDLED LITTLE GIRLS
LIKE A HENTAI UNCLE

>>508481446
You had one fucking job and you failed.
I don't even fucking know which iteration of "Soviet/Russian Anthem" you currently use (because google is of no help here), let alone understand its lyrics.
The US anthem lyrics are actually based and rhymes are _fantastic_. Top notch poetry; I can hardly believe that it's even achievable in an English (not a Slavic one) tongue.

>>508484947
Usual poland butthurt. I love poetry in English because it's actually hard to do right due to limitations of the language, but saying american anthem is good poetry is either some sort of bait or just very bad taste. Also, anthem and songs in general don't need to be good poetry, they just need to be okay.

>>508482000
It's like night and day; we're supposed to appreciate both, and the cycle they form, rather than prattling endlessly about the virtues of one while sneering at the idea of the other.

>>508479709 (OP)

>Oh canada
(thats where we live)
>Our home and native land
(see it says right there I don't have to go back to europe)
>True patriot love
(this place is sweet and we know it)
>In all thy son's command
(Jesus is a thing here sorry kikes) (Line changed in 2018 by kikes)

>With glowing hearts we see thee rise
(Passionately building nation/raising the flag)
>The true north strong and free
(Fuck its cold here and fuck you its ours stay out)
>From far and wide
(big place you know)
>Oh canada, we stand on guard for thee!
(Don't even try it fuckers)

>God keep our land glorious and free
(Sorry kikes/fedoras this place isn't for you)
>Oh Canada, we stand on guard, for thee
(Don't try it)
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for theeeee!
(No seriously, dont)

>>508481744
lol remember when the world was so white we could have retarded, petty disputes about the "americans" and the "british," but essentially we were just kin killing kin and it was a distinction without a difference? there's absolutely nothing romantic about the creation of the united states as a nation, the U.S.A. was created by people who were as british as they come and who decided to betray their own kind over money disputes and as that country stands in the modern day, it is responsible for everything bad in the world and you are not even comprised of the same anglo saxon stock that devised the laws and formed the core of the nation. american patriotism is some of the most nauseating shit i've ever seen in my life, especially considering how things turned out and your subservience to a foreign power in the present era. land of the free and home of the brave, unless you criticize your israeli masters, then you might get a knock on your door by some government officials.