>I will not die for the Thalmor!
Seriously, why is Skyrim so good for political satire?

>Ulfric was Thalmor controlled opposition. The Thalmor had this planned for centuries. Just do nothing Stormcloaks. It's over. Just look at this super secret document I left sitting out for you to find, Dragonboi

Skyrimfag lorelets are retarded.
Thalmor are beyond based and Aryan. Nords are pure niggers.