Digits decide how I'll kms

>>508491579 (OP)
dont

with a long healthy life surrounded by your children and grandchildren as you peacefully pass away

do a flip mate

>>508491579 (OP)
travel to israel and shove your cock inside Bibi's mouth

>>508491579 (OP)
Suicide by muslims

>>508491579 (OP)
Jam poisoning (not marmalade)

>>508491579 (OP)
Shotgun

Shout nigger in Brixton

DO A BARREL ROLL

>>508491579 (OP)
Illegally sharpened spoon.

>>508491579 (OP)
Israel draft rolling

captcha: GASX5

>>508491579 (OP)
Age until you die

>>508491579 (OP)
You will go to Leafland to MAiD service.

overdose on tendies

>>508491579 (OP)

>>508491579 (OP)
Killing Satan

>>508491579 (OP)
goatse as you cannonball out of a plane

Silly Head

travel to israel and shove your cock inside Bibi's mouth.

>>508491579 (OP)
Living a happy life until you're 99 years and 2 weeks old

by getting married, having kids, grandkids, and being a well respected member of your community until passing away peacefully at a ripe, old age.

>>508492136
this but the snu snu's with a pack of feral niggers

dont kill yourself

>>508491579 (OP)
Natural causes

>>508491579 (OP)
You don't.

>>508491579 (OP)

Smothered by boobies

>>508492277
fuck you

>>508492277
WinRAR

>>508492277
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Enjoy your long and fruitful life OP, the worst fate of all

>>508491579 (OP)
Don't

>>508491579 (OP)
Drink bleach

>>508491579 (OP)
Don't bro
I tried to hang myself in the barracks when i was a zogbot after coming back from Stan
And 2 bottles of captain morgan, i tried to hang myself in the shower with my belt ,passed out woke up in the morning...with the shower beam broken and i was kinda frustrated but kinda relieved
Called my mum told her i love her
Went out and seeked some help
I'm not afraid of dying but ...i mean...the beam broke? Really? Fuck that i'll live till God takes me
Maybe He wants to show me something worthwhile
Don't do it

>>508492203
That's where you rent a top story hotel room and tie a piano wire into a noose and tie it over the end of the balcony, put it on, and then superglue your hands to your head before jumping: the wire noose will chop your head off but your hands will be stuck to your head so it will look like you got so angry you ripped your own head off.

pitchfork to the dome.

>>508491579 (OP)
Living a long life pounding out 60 hours a week to make your employer money until you retire. After that you’ll have twenty years of drooling and shitting your pants.

>>508492277
*golfclap*

>>508492634
C'mon bro that doesn't help

>>508491579 (OP)
A pressurised container opens in the metro station, containing 1 liter of Sarin and 3 liters of phosgene

>>508491579 (OP)
Kill your ego. Check em.

>>508491579 (OP)
Don't do it.
God loves you, if you life is bad now, there's people in worse situation than yours, see those fucking niggers in Africa.

>>508492865
Both gasses need to be cooled down to - 200 °C, if you need any glownigger advice, regarding your suicide, please consult me here https://www.cia.gov/

>>508491579 (OP)
just use helium but remember, anon, there is no Justice except that which is enforced (imposed)

Starvation

>>508491579 (OP)
>how I'll kms
You won't be able to because of quantum immortality. As long as there is any possible future timeline where you survive, your consciousness follows that one instead of one where it dies.
You know all of those times where you had some kind of near miss but somehow avoided death? Yeah, in almost every other timeline you just died and everyone was sad and they had a funeral for you and then moved on with their lives.
You will just keep living and somehow avoiding death, while everyone around you gradually dies.
If you still want to attempt it, I would suggest you try to find a method that will only result in either death or you being fine. You really don't want to do something where you will potentially end up alive but mangled or retarded or paralyzed because it was possible for you to destroy part of your brain but sill had enough left for your consciousness to continue.

>>508491579 (OP)
Free the loli's from a synagogue

>>508492277
>1 in 10 probability of digits
>more than 20 posts before this one
>double doubles

>>508491579 (OP)
Work yourself to death for the good of your people. Have a family first though and work yourself to death at a slow pace, over 85 years preferably.

>>508491579 (OP)
>Digits decide how I'll kms
You will die of natural causes or old age. You won't be a coward and take your own life by your own hand. Pathetic.

Death is literally the only guarantee in life. You will die, just wait.

>>508492277
Checked and blessed

>>508491579 (OP)
you will unironically allahu akbar a bunch of niggers and muzzies

>>508491579 (OP)
Eat da poopoo

>>508491579 (OP)
Don't do it man.

>>508491579 (OP)
of natural age after a life fighting for a better personality and body.

>>508491579 (OP)
You understand that its jews who are behind your misery and do the one thing they hate most.
Turning your life over to jesus christ.
You die of old age surrounded by 27 grandsons and granddaughters husbands in brown shirts with swastika armbands

>>508493188
Go on......like in more depth
>>508492454
This happened to me so i shifted universes?

>>508491579 (OP)
Don't kill yourself at all, hoping fir megadigits to save a fren

>>508493759
Fuck digits, this is objectively the proper path

>>508492277
Checked and based. The slow route ftw.

>>508492277
Nvm swedebro already saved you

>>508491579 (OP)
dedicate your life to arts

>>508492277
BASED

>>508492277
Hooray!

>>508493188
>You know all of those times where you had some kind of near miss but somehow avoided death? Yeah, in almost every other timeline you just died and everyone was sad and they had a funeral for you and then moved on with their lives.
Brainless claptrap.

>>508491579 (OP)
Fighting for Israel.

>>508493222
I'll check these too. wagmi

>>508494161
I think he's onto something

>>508492277
live a long life anons

>>508491579 (OP)
Choking on a tranny's dick.

>>508491579 (OP)
kyssing yourself is literally the most loser thing you can do, be alive just to spite those who would rather see you dead

26 gunshots to the back of the head

>>508491579 (OP)
Starvation. No backsies.

Enjoy your long and/or painful life, anon.

>>508492277
absolutely existential tormentpilled
take the painmaxing grind

>>508491579 (OP)
I hope you die of old age surrounded by the people you love

>>508491579 (OP)
Order a gas generator off Amazon and a pizza. Lock yourself in the room with the gas generator running. Eat pizza and play vidya and die of CO poison.

>>508491579 (OP)
jump out of a plane

>>508491579 (OP)
Go out on the king of heroin highs. Don’t ever come down

>>508491579 (OP)
Gorila Glue your asshole and eat beans only for a month

Vinegar + bleach

>>508492277
Fire is a natural cause. Light yourself on fire op

>>508491579 (OP)
bareback sex with prostitutes

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