This is what the art of the deal looks like

>>508495164 (OP)
Who is the "enemy" ?

>>508495164 (OP)
usa is a command economy now?
they should install speakers outside and voice his tweets

>>508495164 (OP)
Situation is being monitored.

>>508495164 (OP)
>it actually worked too
>mfw

>>508495164 (OP)
>tears up Iranian-inspection deal promising to negotiate a better one
>situation devolves to the point where he has to bomb them
I'm starting to thing this guy isn't all that great at negotiation

>the enemy
iran's not my enemy
russia's not my enemy
china's not my enemy

>>508495164 (OP)
His handlers gave him too much meth

>>508495520
Shut the fuck up commie nazi trash, shariablue JEW

>>508495164 (OP)
Trump literally thinks like an 8 year old boy

>>508495164 (OP)
Starts litteral hotwar thats going to end civilisation

NO ITS NOT A WAR

JUST KEEP THE OIL DOWN THAT WILL LITTERLY IMPLODE EVERY BUSINESS IN THE COUNTRY

IM LEADING HERE>>>>>


this fucking clown is single handedly trying to destroy the west what the fuck is this shit

THE GOVERMENT WILL ACCEPT THE DEBT BURDEN THAT MEANS YOU!!!

>This is how democracy dies. With thunderous laughter.

>>508495164 (OP)
this is a test. poop and niggers dying

>>508495905
>Starts litteral hotwar thats going to end civilisation
lol

>>508495164 (OP)
>went down the next day
economy is a meme

>>508495164 (OP)
Man, /leftypol/ is going to be insufferably smug when we can no longer deny he is doing a Jewish fascism.

Why isn't he just increasing our capacity?

They’re shutting down the straight. it’s over. $8 a gallon

>>508496001
Were at war.
WE ARE LITTERLY AT WAR

You know usually when psycho shit happens people get really worried. People like my grandmother. Lately when something happens I always say “thank God Trump is running this at least” and we all sigh in relief

110% brain damage

>>508495662
>shariablue jew
ironic

>>508496001
play out this thought experiment for a moment

lets say you have a gated comunity
then some guys run into your gated comunity burn down several of your houses and then tell you that your not mad

are you mad?

even better those same people dont even tell you that they tell other people

"ohhh there not mad were working on a deal"

This is a war do not be fooled we are in WW3

Obviously the art of the deal was ghost written.

Trump was much younger back then so he probably had some good inputs but ultimately he's a silver spoon kid who would have been successful no matter what he did in his life because he was born rich.

Now he's an old man yelling at the clouds

>>508495164 (OP)
The jews are my only enemy as far as i'm concerned

>>508495164 (OP)
I vote for trump before he went crazy.

>>508496537

Saved. Will report when gas prices go up.

>1st term: America could be self-reliant
>2nd term: m-muh dems won't let me, globalization is good now

>>508496537
FYI we seriously dont deserve this but you better get those fucking carriers into that streight i dont care if you beach the fucking things deffending it

half the planet is about to collapse

>>508495164 (OP)
uhh... lol?

>>508495662
Kike memeflag opinions don’t count sorry

ART OF THE DEAL


MIGA

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

NO MORE WARS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MUTTS TRUMP IS DESTROYING YOUR FAKE COUNTRY

THANK GOD FOR TRUMP
GOD SEND TRUMP TO DESTROY MUTTS

>>508495432
Situation monitored status: Checked

>>508496664
They dumped for some reason. BRICS can't buy a break. Russia profits from high oil price. They just ate shit.

>>508495338
spbp

>>508495164 (OP)
Oh, what is he going to do if I ask kek to start pumping the oil prices up?

>>508496537
>your
>there
Look niggerbrain, nothing ever happens. You must be new.

>>508495164 (OP)
But to the people he's yelling at, he is the enemy. He created his situation.

>>508495290
enemies of the jews

>>508497064
thats a market response at best

the reason this has happend is because litteral trillion doller management companies are trying to brace for the price implodeing society

that means you have to have liqid capital to hose on the fires that are inevitably comeing

its so bad that they are selling of primary assets

>>508497143
i hope not but it really feels like something happend

remember when nothing happend in ukraine and we collapsed our country?

yea im thinking this nothing happening will be potentialy what

ukraine was responsible for like 12% of food trade or something stupid

this is 20% of total global trade....

i just cant even immagine how retarded you have to be to allow this to happen

>>508495495
Ikr. All Trump hd to do was go there in person and give them a firm handshake. I’m serious. He could just have bullshitted everyone and did nothing.

>>508495164 (OP)
>The final deal
>Bankrupting the American Empire

Is he the greatest conman of all time? Justify your answer in less than 500 words.

unironically i think its at the point where we have to first strike to secure the shipping lane

i unironically think waiting is to dangerous

>>508497064
Yeah, notice how Trump's tweet was after they dropped but he was wants to be able to say "look I told them to drop the prices." Fucking idiot doesn't know how commodities work, he thinks somebody's setting the price like the habeebs at the gas station. It's just market forces, a lot of activity around oil futures caused the price to dip a little bit, doesn't mean they'll stay down that they're trending downward.

>>508495452
this
lmao
brent down to $70
russian oil back at $60

>>508495495
"War is diplomacy by other means"
Seems Iran is ready to talk now.

>>508495164 (OP)
literal schizo boomer leading the most powerful nation on earth

>>508495164 (OP)
he might be the worst president in history

has a president ever just not declared war on a nation and attacked?

i mean this has to be unprecedented Btw iran is attacking us bases as we speak

i mean i used to kind of like trump but this presumably constitutes treason?

>>508497986
The title of “greatest conman of all time” is provocative—and while it’s ultimately subjective, many critics argue that Donald Trump’s blend of business, media, and politics makes him a uniquely impactful figure in that category.
Business Ventures: Trump’s career is marked by ventures like Trump University, which led to a $25 million fraud settlement, and multiple bankruptcies that left investors and contractors unpaid. Critics say these reflect a pattern of overpromising and underdelivering.
Financial Image vs. Reality: Investigations, including by The New York Times, revealed discrepancies between Trump’s public claims of wealth and his tax records, suggesting a carefully curated image that may not align with financial reality.
Political Fundraising: Trump’s political action committee raised over $100 million, much of which was reportedly used to pay legal bills rather than campaign efforts. Some commentators argue this is a form of grift, exploiting supporters’ loyalty for personal gain.
Cultural Influence: Unlike traditional con artists, Trump has maintained a devoted following despite legal troubles and public controversies. His ability to command loyalty while facing multiple indictments and civil judgments has led some to call him the most successful political conman in U.S. history.
Still, others view him as a savvy disruptor who challenged the establishment. Whether he’s the “greatest conman” depends on whether one sees his actions as deception or strategy. But by scale, audacity, and influence, he’s certainly in the conversation

>>508495164 (OP)
trump is the most pathetic president the us has ever had. at least biden had an excuse (dementia) but trump is just sad.

>>508495164 (OP)
Is he retarded or just taking the absolute piss?

>>508498328
About what?

>>508495164 (OP)
That's what kayfabe looks like. Trump has 13 billionaires on his cabinet, Biden had zero. He's working with them to give workers and consumers a worse and worse deal. Asking the oil companies to help, asking Walmart to "eat the cost", this is just him working with them because he never talks regulations or using government to force them and now you just imagine it could have somehow been worse if he didn't tweet this.

>>508499366
i think the last comment they publicly made is we will make America bleed they cannot hide behind Israel

i mean it would appear they are ready to talk

>>508499200
yes

>>508495164 (OP)
Will he put price caps on it though? No, of course not. He is all talk, and a giant fucking pussy.

>>508499671
he cant without printing money like its 1999

that will litterly collapse the economy within a few weeks maybe even days

how do you absorb the cost of like 30% of GDP

>>508495164 (OP)
kek

>>508499671
>>508499825
unironically we will need total system reset

the streight cannot close if we were in booming economys with no societal problems it would be understandable

but were hinging on by our teeth
everythings just a big fucking ponzi scheme atm

>>508500264
Uncle Ted would be proud