This whole Iran situation is sus. Yesterday Trump was ranting about regime change, Iran was chimping out, neocons were creaming themselves, and the world careening towards war. Now Iran is ready for peace, Trump is writing his nobel prize acceptance speech, and we're all going to live happily ever after. I mean, I get nothing ever happens, but this entire situation feels fake and gay. Am I missing something?

>>508500767 (OP)
>The nothing ever happens war

>>508500767 (OP)
speedrunning history

>>508500767 (OP)
look up game theory. preferably while touching grass

>>508500767 (OP)
Cue surprise false flag

Bibi will beg Trump for a ground invasion. And Trump, while sucking his cock, will gladly do so.

>>508500767 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_theory

>>508500767 (OP)
The US and Iran don't want a war
Israel wants a war
Why the US bombed idk

no the war will happen slowly, Iran wants to force a ground invasion by stalling and trolling. its in their interest


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4cs-8mrP_s

>>508500767 (OP)
>And when they're saying peace and safety, sudden destruction
Paraphrase, somewhere in the Bible

>>508501271
Getting minimally bombed might be in their interest. Getting invaded or carpet bombed isn't

>>508500767 (OP)
We live on a rock powered by a giant ball spewing radioactive energy non stop in a void filled with gargantuan objects that could obliterate us with ease yet somehow never does

July 4th.

>>508501271
>they wanna troll after losing all their leverage
>links chinese propaganda
lmfao

>>508500767 (OP)
israel is not going to back down, and the chance of a false flag with relation to the US is high

>>508501512
>losing their leverage

what a wakeup call you retards are in for

>>508501420
My understanding is that a ground invasion of Iran is essentially impossible. There are no navigable entry points because the entire country is bordered by mountains. It's basically a giant fortress.

Choreographed fake shitshow by 3 Masonic-Judaic countries
Iran
Israel
USA
The 1979 founder of Islamic Iran, Ayatollah Khomeini, was the son of UK-born Freemason Richard Williamson

>>508501965
Why though? Is it just for our entertainment?

>>508500767 (OP)
It's very obvious what is going on. Iran for the last couple of years has been threatened with a coup. Who does coup's usually? Generals. In 2020 Trump assassinated a Top Iranian general. Iran responded by bombing the area next to a US base and calling it a day. Israel and the US killed a bunch of Iranian generals again with this latest campaign. Iran responses with bombing some empty office building in Tel Aviv and lobbing missiles at a US base which they informed Qatar in advance was happening.

Top Iranian leadership is concerned t heir generals are going to lead a bloody uprising, probably they got wind of one happening last week which is why this all happened fast out of nowhere. They asked Israel and the US to assassinate them under the guise of stooping the nuke development. Israel and US agreed, Iran did these fake reprisals to show their people they are responding so the people don't revolt, generals are dead no uncertainty in that region. This is how fake and gay things really are

what, you don't like the lizard people real time soap opera called earth?

>>508502181
Didn't they lose 3 nuclear facilities

>>508502181
No, this happened because Netanyahu's coalition was about to break since he started supporting the drafting of Haredis into the IDF. He does this shit every time he's about to lose a vote since he doesn't go to jail for his corruption charges. First in Gaza, then Lebanon, then Syria, now Iran, and in thr future there's already plans to attack Turkey, Egypt, and Pakistan. We're going to lose our status as world hegemon so a LARPing Jew from Poland can keep his cushy desk job.

>>508502181
Why would the U.S./Israel kill Iranian generals about to start a coup when they've been wanting regime change for decades? What's the endgame? They want to keep the Ayatollah in power?

>>508502605
They slightly damaged them

>>508502719
Something tells me getting your main city attacked isn't a good way to win over people

>>508502780
That's the thing they don't want regime change. They have some stability with the leaders of Iran probably through bribes and want to keep it this way. A coup brings uncertainty and new leadership you don't control

>>508500767 (OP)
what bothers me is they can bomb nuclear facilities and oil drilling locations and holding facilities but just cant seem to touch those pesky ballistic missle launchers lol

got fox news letting us know 60 minutes in advance taht the missles are being ready for launch lmao


seems fake and gay

>>508500767 (OP)
They just wanted to dump the markets and liquidate longs and thus created this completely fake circus to justify it.
The absolute state of the globohomo world order.

>>508502719
Yeah he had a no-confidence vote run close and they attacked Iran shortly after
>>508502914
>getting your main city attacked isn't a good way to win over people
People really round when they're attacked.

>>508502181
But they did serious damage to Tel Aviv. Seems like more than just a coverup

Look its over, we won. Get over it

>>508503321
All Trump has to do is say "tariffs" and markets will puke. Why put on this gay spectacle?

>>508500767 (OP)
What you see in the media/social media is just a play. Dinner theater if you will. A bunch of shit involving hundreds of people and moving parts goes on behind the scenes, then the involved parties put it in a neat, digestible package for the cattle (you)

>>508500767 (OP)
His base split overnight and gas price futures took off. He backed the fuck off and folded. If there is one thing about him is that he cares what his own base thinks of him and that actually saved him this time

>>508503352
>People really round when they're attacked.
For something like 9/11 that leads to an invasion sure not this where you are now being forced into a shitty bunker every night for 2 weeks because your leadership are sociopaths. There was no false flag element here Israel were the aggressors.

>>508503387
>serious damage to Tel Aviv
lol no they didn't like did anyone even die? I would be shocked if it was more than 10 people

>>508500767 (OP)
Happeningtards and anti-Trump shills and neocons are so upset they’re not getting their regime change war kek

>>508503511
To give your pathetic goylife meaning. What else were you going to watch except the jewish circus?

>>508501271
Chink thought Nikki Haley would be VP. He's not a complete moron but lacks insight.

>>508501225
To destroy Iran's nuclear capability duh. Iran is the weakest it's ever been now, they won't be messing with the US or any other western nation for a long time.

>>508502181
this sounds like the most convoluted way possible to stage an assassination

>>508500767 (OP)
trump will stab israel in the back in two weeks and join forces with the vatican
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA

>>508503889
Wow, they really care about me that much to give me happenings just for entertainment? but they'll always make sure nothing bad actually happens? That's really sweet of them. Maybe the jews aren't so bad. We aren't their cattle, more like their cute house cat they dangle a string in front of so we have fun. How sweet.

>>508503643
Bibi had a no-confidence vote and almost lost
Attacked Iran
Had another nc vote and won easily
Bombing people often brings them together. Blitz Spirit. They might be terrified but it won't make them turn on each other or their leaders. When has that happened? Libya?

>>508504036
They are top ranking generals. Iranian leaders tell you where they are and you drop bombs on them. Sorry that James Bond isn't real

>>508500767 (OP)
>Am I missing something?
Yes, you misread the room like the rest of this board and the terminally online folks over on x. Plenty of intelligent people were saying this is exactly how it was going to play out. Start thinking strategically so it doesn't happen to you again.

>>508504006
But that hasn't happened and couldn't. It's underground. If anything this might make then actually pursue a nuke rather than having it as a vague threat.

>>508504259
>Bombing people often brings them together
this isn't happening again for what you said to be true you need a false flag which didn't happen as Israel started this as the aggressor. If Israel had a 9/11 event, an unprovoked attack then I would believe you

>>508500767 (OP)
his internal polls are a disaster and he's trying to taco out, too bad israel disagrees tho

>>508504523
Explain Bibi winning a nc vote then

>>508500767 (OP)
Did you miss the Soleimani arc?

>>508500767 (OP)
politics is a theater.
what do you want Iran to say after being blasted in the ass?
Sorry America, you so strong we weak forgive pls?
No, they are going to discord shittalk for the public and the world and the U.S is going to do the same.
Meanwhile in the back. Both are ok you struck me now I need to strike you pls evacuate your base and ill send you a text 30 min before we launch missiles.

>>508504653
All parts of Israel are corrupt including their elections. They fuck with the rest of the world you don't think they fuck with themselves?

>>508504439
it's not like iran had any issues in the past dealing with potentially problematic individuals internally
it's kinda weird they would suddenly need jews to deal with their own

>>508503643
>Israel were the aggressors.
They don't see it that way. They are so paranoid most of them supported the attack. They genuinely see it as self defence (which is nuts)

>>508505088
>problematic individuals internally
we are talking about generals anon the ones that control the military and probably are semi ware that the top brass wants them dead. It's not weird Israel probably has the entire ME locked in bribes and payouts and blackmail.

>>508505134
They do see it that way because that is what happened.

>>508504982
That doesnt explain the sudden swing for me

>>508505284
It does 100%. You thinking they have legit elections is naive

>>508500767 (OP)
US is going to bomb Israel.

>>508505283
>they don't see it that way
https://en.idi.org.il/articles/59726

>>508502719
>there's already plans to attack Turkey
Is this why the US is chewing off its arm to get out of NATO? So we don't have to worry about which ally to back?

>>508503387
Cool, now Bibi can get kickbacks from the corrupt contracting mafias that are gonna rebuild those buildings on the American taxpayer's dime.

>>508505374
Then why did he almost lose a vote just before he started the war? If Netanyahu/Likud had that much corrupt power over the members they'd just not have a no confidence vote to begin with.

>>508505728
>polls
kek remember when almost every poll said Trump had no chance of winning?

>>508505995
>almost
Cool so you are saying he didn't lose?

>>508506076
He won by a hair. Attacked. Then won by a huge margin
Ok man take care, I'm off to bed

>>508500767 (OP)
Have you considered that your president might just be retarded

>>508506198
>He won
great

>>508500767 (OP)
Trump doesnt want a war with Iran
Iran doesnt want a war with America
Israel wants the both of them to fight

So the only solution is to have peace and not fight each other while the jews seethe.

>>508501820
Don't invade. Just bomb and keep bombing. We don't want anything from Iran other than their irrelevancy, which can be achieved without any boots on the ground.

>>508504006

Not just that but also a shot across the bow to Russia and China while the opportunity was ripe.

>>508504523
The false flag simply hasn't happened yet.

>>508500767 (OP)
theyre going to do 9/11 2 electric boogaloo soon. wouldnt it be kinda epic if they 9/11'd the trump towers?

>>508504492

If they 'pursue' or acquire nukes after this, then it only proves they were doing so in the first place. It would be the most ironic thing ever and removes all doubt about their intentions the entire time.

>>508502181
Incredibly retarded take

>>508506539

Your mother is the false flag

>>508506539
They have been saying this is going to happen since the Bush era

>>508506627
for a midwit like you sure

>>508501820
Isn't this what parachute regiments are for?

>>508500767 (OP)
False sigh of relief. Status update in approximately 336 hours

>>508505283
right
but if now iran doesn't save face during negotiations there would be no point to any of this : the regime would be seen as weak, dissent would rise and the situation internally would be worse than before soleimani

>>508500767 (OP)
I agree but you are also using the CIA tracking pepe which is also Sus.

>>508507382
Have you read what Iran state media said about the do nothing strikes in Qatar? They are selling it like they obliterated the US base. Their country is ran like NK

>>508506711
Parachute regiments are a Larp.

>>508501305
NATO is meeting tomorrow

>>508507601
so you expect everyone to lie then
the US will claim iran has stopped nuke production and iran to claim trump gave ali a blowjob or something?
I mean I kinda warmed up to your theory, I'm just confused about the ending here

Israel missed the memo

>>508500767 (OP)
iran got the bomb.

>>508506711
They are useful for holding temporary objectives behind enemy lines, but are lightly armed and need heavy support to hold ground for longer periods..think of the "A Bridge too Far" film.

>>508507890
>so you expect everyone to lie then
No just Iran. Your average Iranian won't see what the rest of the world is saying about this.

>>508500767 (OP)
War is coming. It's inevitable. The fourth turning goes into great detail about how cyclical history is and this time is no different, regardless of circumstances

>>508506711
You don't invade a country with airborne forces alone. They're used in conjunction with infantry units which can maintain supply lines to the rear, like in the invasion of Normandy. You can't just drop troops into enemy territory without any support. Small units like special forces can do this, but not entire invading armies.

>>508501225
maybe we both agreed to bomb each other with minimal damage to fuck Israel over

>>508501225
Everyone laughed at their parade.

>>508502112
to walk us through a mental and spiritual journey which will produce a mind and soul of their own making

>>508500767 (OP)
I think a F35 is going to be shot down with some new weapons acquired on the down low from NK and it will be hilarious.

>>508500767 (OP)
Iran had to retaliate but didn't want to escalate. By saying thy're ready for peace it makes them look better. Like the guy who fights back to show he isn't a bitch but tried to make friends because he know he can't do anything else to you without getting seriously fucked up.

>>508500767 (OP)
That's because it is fake and gay

>>508501225
>Why the US bombed
Because Israel’s stated reason for attacking Iran was to eliminate their nuclear capability. Trump has made a big show of doing that and also made a point to emphasise that it was done with precision without targeting civilians unlike Israeli attacks. Now the kikes haven’t got muh nukes as an excuse to attack anymore. They will move the goalposts of course and continue to sperg out

>>508506481
Bombing is all the U.S. can do, but you can't bomb a regime out of power. The thing about governments is they have a momentum of their own. You kill a head of state and someone else is there to step in power. They could destabilize Iran and hope for a popular revolution, which is what Israel is trying to do. But more likely they'll just galvanize public support for the regime. Imagine if China were bombing the shit out of America. Even people who hate the U.S. government now would rally behind it to stop the chink menace. That's what Israel is doing in Iran.

>>508509023
I dont quite follow the point. The US attacked to make Israel stop? Why would the US be worried about Israel attacking Iran?

>>508500987
Game theory suggests Iran would want to provoke the US into a full-scale invasion

>>508508211
What do we do to survive?

>>508500767 (OP)
The end game still stands, Islamic terrorists must go. Persia rising. Globally we hunt shia muslims.

>>508502181
I remember the one dude had the red ring on which is worn by others.

>>508502780
Remember when Obama sent them pallets of cash.

Schizos assemble! Is the false peace that was foretold?