Why do they wear the salmon hats?

>>508506041 (OP)
They can't afford the seal hats

>>508506041 (OP)
Probably trying to attract sharks so they can eat their livers.

>>508506041 (OP)
real hats are too small

>>508506041 (OP)
They like the smell? Masks their smell? Makes it easier to sneak up on prey?

>>508506041 (OP)
You wouldn't get it.

>>508506041 (OP)
So they can tell themselves apart from the goyim

>>508506041 (OP)
keeps jews away

>>508506041 (OP)
Make salmon great again

>>508506041 (OP)
Do they kill each other for the Air Salmons?

>>508506041 (OP)
i love orcas theyre my favorite animal

>>508506325
Now that you mention it, there aren't very many Jews in the ocean...

>>508506041 (OP)
Bird fishing.

>>508506169
No, only the poors wear seals.
Salmon is seasonal.
A rarity.

>>508506422
>he doesn't know

>>508506041 (OP)
Jewish whales

>>508506041 (OP)
thats not a hat he is warning you about the jews

>>508506041 (OP)
If I take off the salmon would they die?

>>508506514
yes yes the whales

whales of all shapes and sizes are funny. They're the Norm MacDonalds of the ocean, ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh84Oe8JxUQ

>>508506041 (OP)
To protect themselves from the sun.

>>508506646
why does this asshole look like he's about to tell me that sea lions are the same as me and we should accept them on our rocky beach?

>>508506041 (OP)
Snorting adrenochrome

>>508506041 (OP)
The fact that they play around doing shit like this should turn any person into an Orca fan.
>>508506388 this anon gets it

>>508506843
Ah c'mon koi, don't be like that - diverseaty is our strength!

>>508506041 (OP)
When youre bored and theres nothing else to do you make shit up

>>508506041 (OP)
Because its fun and easy to do

>>508507063
man idk those sea lions have nasty teeth and they can bite for like no reason...

>>508506422
>he has remained blissfully ignorant of the rare deep water jew
lucky you.

>>508507184
WE
ARE
A
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SWIMMIGRANTS

>>508506041 (OP)
You are all retards. It's trying to tell us that the ocean is polluted and the sea life is dying.

Reminder that Orcas are the best example of race realism and it being completely natural.
Resident and Transient Killer Whales separated from one another hundreds of thousands of years ago. They have kept their populations completely separate, even when populations often occupy similar spaces and hunting grounds. They use different vocalizations (languages), have superficial differences to one another, and engage in completely different behaviors. They're classified as "sub-species," but are much closer related than other sub-species within other animal groups. Normal genetic differences are not enough to completely separate them, only geographical and visual (racial) differences.

>>508507062
They are pretty monstrously murderous though.

>>508507794
OKAY okay
they can have that bit of the rocky beach down there
and there can't be too many of them
you know what they say about too many sea lions?

yeah
"that's a lot of sea lions"

>>508506041 (OP)
Dapper shit. Plebbit fags wouldn’t understand

>>508506748
Nigga wut?

>>508506041 (OP)
comms
means something in jew speak
they just trained one to do this and took a pic, doesn't actually happen
probably some innuendo that means something like the goyim know

>>508508487
UV radiation penetrates sea water dude.

Hell, it penetrates your front door even if it has no glass in it. Shit’s crazy yo.

>>508506843

>>508508379
Step into my office and we can discuss some seal estate

>>508506041 (OP)
flair, swag, rizz

>>508506678
<3
i love all form of cetaceans and the three times i've been on whale-watching/dolphin watching tours have been three of the most spiritual experiences of my life. one time in the mekong river at the border of laos and cambodia i met one family-pod of the last pink mekong dolphins and i am convinced they are incarnate buddhas, one in particular popped up and looked me right in the eyes and it was probably the closest to waking samadhi i've ever experienced, like a download of a thousand years of experience in a half second

i love my icelandic bros and japanese friends but one cultural practice i'll never be able to accept is killing the dolphins and whales. they are our wiser big brothers on this planet

>>508508478
r/malewhalefashion top 1% poster

>>508508766
>>508507794
>>508507063
bro you are on a fucking roll, excellent posting. how can i give you 4chan gold?

My kind of 1ptid

Just absolutely mogging. No intricate reason, simply mogging the aqua biome