Thread 508518053

Is he right?

>>508518053 (OP)
Iran is a nation with tens of millions of actual people living in it. People just going along their daily lives, living under a brutal regime that, without war and occupation, ain't going anywhere.
The Death Star was a fictional space fortress that solely existed to destroy planets.
Seems like knowing the details about the former is a lot more important than knowing the details of the latter.

>>508518053 (OP)
Bless you

>>508518053 (OP)
ted is anakin and tucker is darth vader, the light always beats the dark side

Oh fuck, Iran blew up a planet?

>>508518319
>actual people
You’re fucking brown.

>>508518319
This is gAyI.

>>508518053 (OP)
Powerful...

>>508518645
>>508518733
Seethe harder about it dickheads.

>>508518053 (OP)
>Is he right?
Sometimes.

>>508519258
>JUST AGREE WITH ME!!!
Seething

>>508519392
Go be a faggot on your own time.
Brush your teeth while you're at it.

>>508518053 (OP)
Why do people compare real life to movies? The fuck kind of man children do we have here? Who the fuck is still watching cape shit and Star Trek Wars

>>508518053 (OP)
how does this help in deporting illegal aliens?

>>508518624
FAKE NEWS

>>508518053 (OP)
I'm sure Grand Moff Tarkin knew the population of Alderaan

>>508519780
American glowniggers really love the plot of the evil empire and the republic of justice.

>>508518053 (OP)
This really looks like Ted is implying we should kill every living person in Iran

>>508518053 (OP)
Iran has the second largest population of jews in the middle east after Israel and literally guarantees jews a seat in their parliament.
Israel attacks Iran because the only jews that aren't zionists are in iran

>>508518053 (OP)
luke is a faggot
empire > resistance
why can't we just fully embrace empire here

>>508519761
Still seething poo

>>508518602
you didn't hear? antifa worked with iran to blow up mars to really stick it to Elon

>>508518053 (OP)
1. ISRAEL are the evil empire puppeting the US

2. Unlike the deathstar, your NOT blowing up Iran in a single shot, so the populatiion size greatly determines many factors in a war, and the refugees fallout from a war

Cruz is a fucking imbecilic and an total Israel paid shill. Hes Israel First, America LAST

IT'S LIKE IN MY HECKING STAR WARSERINO TRUMP IS LIKE BABY YODA OMG

>>508518053 (OP)
The answer is zero

>>508521007
>t. stinky breathed faggot

>>508518053 (OP)
Yes. Tucker is a retard.

>>508518053 (OP)
It's good to be familiar with basic facts that would be in a basic military brief. The fact he's seething about it after is bitch behavior.

>>508521814
Cruz is a retard and a traitor

>>508518053 (OP)
>cuckservatives are doing star wars comparisons now
How long until marvel?

>>508518319
>under a brutal regime
Whose fault is that? Who couped Iranian democracy paving the way for islamists?

>>508518053 (OP)
fucking onions wars? god boomers are fucking gay, politicians are retardedly gay and anyone referencing pop culture media faggotry is retarded.

>>508521696
>VPooN on 4chan

>>508519880
>moon sized station
>just 600k crew
Sci-fi writers cant into scale.

>>508518053 (OP)
>it's just like my favorite goyslop moooovies!!

>>508518053 (OP)
WAOW IT'S JUST LIKE STAR WARS YOU GUYS

>>508522304
>p.u.

>>508522413
>200km diameter
>moon sized

>desert kid fighting an evil empire that bombed his home
>literally a rebel insurgent

Luke would be Iranian lol

>>508518624
It's really funny that this image is ready to go.

>>508518053 (OP)
Literal faggot using starwars to get his message across. Why do leftists have a need to have everything like a gay fairy tale

>>508523729
The Death Star of David

>>508518053 (OP)
The US is actually the death star, Jews wheel it out whenever they need to destroy an entire nation.

Imagine Ted going home and laying awake in bed all night thinking about this.
>Mrs. Cruz: What's wrong, dear?
>Ted: It's that damn Tucker! He makes me so mad!
>Asking the population of Iran... What kind of question is that? Then he gets all hung up on it. Would he ask Luke Skywalker the population of the Death Star?
>Oh! That is IT!
>Why can't I ever think of these things on the spot?
>This is why Trump won the primaries.
>It would have been so COOL!
>heh population of the Death Star
>Mrs. Cruz: Honey, where are you going?
>Ted: I'll brb! I'm going to go make the most epic twitter post!
>I mean X!
>heh I bet even those Harry Potter liberals will appreciate THIS bad boy.
>*furiously fingerpecking*
>Chaaat... Jeee... Peeee... Teeee
>MAKE AN IMAGE OF TUCK*backspace* IN THE LIKENESS OF (heh) POPULAR FAR-RIGHT TALK SHOW HOST INTERVIEWING A YOUNG JEDI HERO SUCH AS THE ONE SEEN IN STAR WARS (eat it dmca)
>THE HOST IS ASKING "WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE DEATH STAR"
>Yessss... YES! It's PERFECT!
>HEH! HEY HONEY! CHECK MY TWITTER!
>I MEAN CHECK MY X!

>>508518053 (OP)
Did the mutts hit the exhaust port and explode it?

>>508522059
He's also a jew, aka converso. Jews in Spain during the inquisition "converted" to christianity under penalty of torture, but remained baby-killing worshippers of molech in private.

>>508524697
That is not actually incorrect

>>508518053 (OP)
EU4 player here, if I'm going to attack an enemy I typically want to know how large their country is.

>>508518053 (OP)
>Ted cruz uses media created by a leftist mystic to call himself the good goy.
Seems about right.

>>508524832
Very funny. Reality is a lot less sexy though. Some faggotty intern most likely runs Teds account, just like all the other celebrities and politicians.

>>508518053 (OP)
*mic drop*

>>508518053 (OP)
you should know the population of the space station you're trying to destroy yes. and having just attended a war briefing on the death star and its capabilities luke would surely be able to answer the question.