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>Iranian official confirms to Reuters: We agreed to a ceasefire brokered by the US and Qatar
>Trump announces ceasefire to start in 6 hours
>Iranian response is over
>Axios reports from sources: 6 missiles were fired at Qatar, one missile was fired at Iraq
>Iranian response has started
>Qatar announced the closure of its airspace
>Iran threatens to close the strait of Hormuz
>Trump says America destroyed Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan nuclear sites
>B2 are allegedly en route to Iran
>Trump to convene National Security Council at the White House at 18:00PM
>Iran reports 639 dead since the beginning of hostilities
>Iran Foreign Minister: Iran ready to consider diplomacy once Israeli attacks stop
>Israel expects a U.S. decision on joining Iran war within 24-48 hours - TOI
>Israeli Defense Minister Katz says "Khamenei cannot continue to live"
>Israeli army orders increased intensity of attacks on strategic targets in Iran
>IDF says Iran used missile with multiple warheads
>Iranian ballistic missiles damage Tel Aviv stock exchange and Soroka military hospital in Beersheba
>Israeli Air Force struck the Arak Heavy Water Reactor complex in central Iran
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Is it over?

>>508524990
Thanks for baking anon

On the bright side Iran has officially done more damage to Israel than any combination of arab governments ever have.

>>508524956 (OP)
Who thinks this shit is going to hold?
Doesn't seem like it.

>>508524956 (OP)

>>508524956 (OP)
Femboy

axis of cucks did really well its not their fault they're inbred retarded monkeys with low impulse control and lack of planning or foresight to conduct an actually war.

>>508524956 (OP)
Do you feel in control?

No ceasefire with hookers' ass

ok so fars news and mehr seem to be completely unreliable slop jacskon-hinkle sprinter tier shitpapers. not a single thing they said has turned out to be true

Are Israelis still forbidden to leave?

>>508525142
For a day or two maybe

I think Trump rushed the ceasefire to get out of the war ASAP

>>508525206
hopefully not.

>>508525167
arab governments are not real entities

name ONE arab government that has total sovereignty over it's territory

What is happening?

are we finally going to have the India Middle East Europe Economic Corridor carved out for us by Israel?

>>508525249
Reminder: these are the same fags the groypers were saying would bring down the west.
What if… rooting for hostile foreign shitholes to magically solve your problems is, in fact, completely retarded?

>>508525084
alright lad, happening is over though

>European colonial project versus mohammaden dune coons

Are the iranian niggers going to close the strait of Hormuz or not? Thats the only real card they have

>>508525348
nothing. the war is over. ceasefire has been declared.

my mom and sis are now both redpilled against israel. i also told my mom the jews were the ones who killed jesus. she also said she believes trump is a homosexual.

How many Jewish wetdreams can we fit in one thread.
Letsgo

>>508525381
silence india

Honest question, I really want to know and I’ll ask again:

Has there been any actual footage of Israeli planes flying over Iranian skies and dropping their payload? I’m truly surprised that I haven’t seen anything yet with all the shills about le Israel dominates Irans skies, even as a pro-Iran anon I’d like to see that

>>508525426
no

>>508525206

>>508525278
>not a single thing they said has turned out to be true
Lol

>>508525359
Is that why my labubu smells so bad?

>>508525426
No, 50% of China's oil goes through the straight and only 5% of US oil. They will not.

>>508524956 (OP)
>>508523550
The previous ruling party, the PRI (center-right orientation) was so horrible and inept in a single six year term that the entire country got whiplash from 2012-2018 and 80% of MX turned center-left/lefty, has stayed like that through these last 7 years. Also likely that the trend WILL continue for a decade or two because despite the new guys being dumb as rocks too, they at least try to do stuff.
The Prez of that time was also really incompetent, to meme levels of what people wish Trump would do on a daily basis, but doesn't. So the leftist from MORENA won.
And because he was so damn popular (and gave too many freebies), he practically secured the Presidency for his postulated succesor in the 2024 election.
She won by 70%+ of the votes.
It gets weirder.
She's an atheist
Ethnically Jewish, but Europe Jewish.
Nationality is Mexican, born and raised Mexican.
Rejected Judaism at an early age.
Turned lefty
Right hand-woman since day-one of the one-day-to-become Prez by MORENA who was a protestor and then became a politician.
She married a Catholic, civil marriage. Not by church.
American Media condemned her because she thanked "Jesus" for her win.
Her husband's name is "Jesús".
TLDR; Mexico's current President is a Mexican Jewish woman who is an atheist who is a socialist who doesn't even like Judaism and actively rejects it and whose husband is a Catholic (they had kids).
>"HOW?"
You gain Mexican citizenship by simply being born here.
This is why all those Russian and Chinese agents move to Mexico to make kids and then pass them through the border 20 years later as "Mexicans" while they are a Mexican-Chinese/Mexican-Russian asset.
On a related note...
That's how they subverted Canada. But with Mexico it kinda doesn't work because the place is too rife with corruption and mixed people and interests for subversion to work. So, this is just a "breeding ground" for catapulting people to US politics in 2 gens.
...
We were talking about Israel.

>>508524956 (OP)
Goodbye /pig/gies, it's been a ride
Cya in Valhalla.

>>508525426
their daddy china wouldn't let them

Unironically what the fuck is going on

>>508525463
Nope, just super shit quality of drones bombing random trucks.

>>508525463
no footage afaik, they don't need to. especially the f35, they typically launch missiles from iraqi kurdistan.

it's why you don't see any striikes on the east of iran, the few attacks there are from mossad operatives using drones

>>508525542
The 12 minute ceasefire

>>508525500
this is a deeply unserious thing to publicize

>>508525542
Your bases were under attack in Iraq 15mins ago

>>508525463
there were a few but no visible jet in them, you can probably find them in the archive. I didn't save them and don't feel like digging right now

>>508525151
Ty anon, g'night.

>Khamenei and Netanyahu show up all smiles, shake hands, slap each others' ass, say "good game" and leave to have a beer together
I want to see this ending.

>>508525249
Honestly I kinda feel like the world is at one of those moments like when the USSR collapsed. I’ve been hearing Iran kvetching my entire life and I graduated high school in 2004. It’s like well now we don’t have to hear about how bad ass Iran is or them and Israel creating WW3. They went out like a fart in the wind in a little more than a week.

>>508525454
Nobody hates jeets more than me, you brown fuckwit.
Prove me wrong or eat a dick.

>>508525426
It's already closed

Bros.. We can still have a war, right?

>>508525542
The UnHappening

>>508525399
checked.
dune coons appear to have home field advantage ... but the European colonial project could obliterate the dune coons in a matter of 2 weeks if the Americans bothered to really put some effort into it

>believing in Jews
Iran cant be that retarded right?

>>508525463
I think I’ve seen some footage of strikes on nuclear facilities but I can’t remember if it was a plane view dropping payloads

Anyone know what is going on?

>>508525519
>place mines
>give chinese ships escorts through the strait
fucking ez

As the Israeli Air Force hammers Tehran tonight, negotiators reportedly have not fully finalized the ceasefire agreement.

"There are issues not resolved such as timing of ceasefire and other details" -Ali Hashem

GOALPOSTS IN MOTION

>>508525497
top kek

If after this you retards still didn’t realize that nukes are fake and the world is a stage you have no hope.

>>508525426
If they do it, not even China is going to help them.
The Chinese send most their exports through that strait too.

>>508525523
Interesting. Birth right citizenship needs to be abolished. Its retarded and outdated. It might have made some sense in colonial times. Citizenship by blood is the way forward

i can't tell if everything is fake, gay manipulated theatre or simply as deeply retarded as it seems on the surface level

>>508525511
Yes.

>>508525645
ok jew then

>>508525519
Didnt they recently built a long ass railroad from Iran to Chins?

>>508525679
why would women do that

>>508524956 (OP)
What are the chances that Iran is using Taqiyya? Deception taught by Quran? Are they going to let Ali retire from old age, because that is what should happen. Kike bros please stop trying to assassinate.

>>508525442
Sauce plz

>>508525463

Thanks for the responses so far. That leads to another question:

Has there been any footage released of an Israeli plane engaging in aerial combat with Iranian planes mid-air and shooting them down?

iran says if israel stops so will we.

>>508525608
>an informed source
Source? An informed source (who is not named but totally is real and legit)
Lol

>>508525611
Bro we handed over those bases to the Iraqis years ago

iran forfeited any prestige it might've once had after it was exposed as a paper tiger to everyone. the question is whether iranians themselves are aware of this. this is the loss no one is talking about.

>it's not a ceasefire guys I swear
lol

im going to sleep

>>508525785
same reason I tape a sausage to my leg

>iran foreign minister denied but admitted they will stop the war

axis bros, we lost

>>508525594

>>508525679
What more effort could we put in it? We give them their entire defense budget.

>>508525763
>I have no arguments so I’ll just call him a kike
My foreskin is intact Mohammad, straight up anteater mode over here. Can you say the same?

>>508525895
>denied but admitted
incredible doublespeak xddd

>>508525785
>why would women do [anything]
Attention

>>508525463
No. I never saw any video of Israeli planes flying over Gaza or Lebanon either. Just explosions on the ground and the occasional video where you could see a bomb falling for a frame or two..

>>508525836
not that I'm aware of

>>508525785
attention is a resource

>>508525858
>>508525880
>we aren't ceasing fire
>we're just ceasing fire
Huh?

>>508525863
if they are a paper tiger you are a rice paper ant

>>508525858
That was 20 minutes ago what is he saying kek

>>508525880
>illegal aggression
man, what a bunch of cucks kek

>>508525880
>its totally not a ceasefire
>but we'll stop if they stop and we agreed to a time to do this

>>508525398
>alright lad, happening is over though
is it?

>>508525750
Some combination

>>508525809
Based TSD poster
They probably do engage in taqqiya

so khamenei isn't dead?

>>508525964
This is just getting silly

>>508525858
no ceasefire but if they stop we shall

very diplomatic answer

>Israel kills Khamenei
>someone more competent gets in charge and ends Israel

Digits and this happens

Holy fucking shit the sand nigger cope.

>>508525679
Kek what is that WEBM

>>508525978
he's saying
>yes you can bomb the absolute shit out of our capital but NO later than 4am!!!!!!!!! pls

>>508526027
No it was some nuclear scientist

>>508525880
>im going to sleep
Have a good night fren. Talk to you tomorrow

>>508526027
No they probably just flattened his house to make him mad

>>508525863
>ksa
Go suck camel cock you cowardly faggot. What has your country done against Israel?

>>508526080
Seems fair after they leveled Tel Aviv and Haifa

>>508525880
>Im going to sleep
Good night LebAnon
Me too

>>508525928
I gave you the benefit of the doubt, an englishman being loyal to the people who destroyed his country, tragic

>>508526064
There would be point in killing him if the people who would succeed him aren’t killed too

Now we enter the uncomfortable part where we all wait with bated breath while the negotiations happen.

46 years of barking has come down to this.

>>508525863
When are you normalizing relations I want to go to NEOM

it seems like my objective assessment triggered all the high estrogen pakis in this thread.

Nothing ever happens chads are undefeated at this point

>>508526125
>against

>>508526080
But my point is his deadline passed 25 minutes ago now, and both Iran and iraq were struck during that time.

>>508526118
hope they left his plants and books alone

>>508526145
>Seems fair after they leveled Tel Aviv and Haifa

Why did God make kikes so OP?

So as of now ceasefire is in effect right?

>>508526252
They’re having a rough night.

What is happening?

he would have never let this happen

>>508525880
well there's an official acknowledgement finally

>BUT THE CEASEFIRE... THE NOTHINGHAPPENINGS.....
Do you guys seriously expect Israel to abide by the ceasefire? Khamenei will be dead by end of week. And I thought you guys knew better than to trust Jews, lmao.

>>508525858
This is what they’ve been saying for a week

>>508526307
confusion

>>508526248
you can come now if you have a second passport.
this is rabbi jacob yisrael herzog in riyadh

>trusting kike trump "ceasefire" while israel getting wrecked
Damn iran is retarded.Its on the aragchi twitter as well.Their leadership is really something.

>>508526350
why would they jeopardise this, this is the easiest slam dunk win israel could get

they get one free reign attack on iran to rub their nose in it

and now they don't have to send millions into the shelters every 12 hours

How do you continue to support Iran after this?

>>508526279
Compare pictures of Tehran and Tel Aviv right now.

>>508525785

>>508526145
>leveled
Extreme delusion and copium

Iran is trying to make it sound like Israel is following their demand to stop bombing at 4 am Tehran time. These Iranians are fucking pathetic

>>508526300
sad.

>>508526252
The house of saud are cryptokikes no suprise to see you offering your (((objective assessment)))

>>508526490
>womeme

>Trump says he expects the ceasefire to last “forever.” - NBC

>He added that the war is completely over and he doesn’t believe the two countries “will ever be shooting at each other again.”

Bahahahahahaha

>>508526495
They seem to be very headstrong

the jews just broke the ceasefire

>>508526291
Because they called themselves the chosen people and then name their country Israel, which mean struggle with God. They did a self fulfilling prophecy, and the shia Muslims made them even more stronger. I dislike the kikes, but they did struggle with God.

>>508525977
>if they are a paper tiger you are a rice paper ant
>>508526125
>Go suck camel cock you cowardly faggot. What has your country done against Israel?
>>508526489
>Compare pictures of Tehran and Tel Aviv right now.

Is it joever?

So who (no maymays) actually won?

>most people military in the world
>all subhumans

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
fix your shit jannies
>>508525232
they're gonna kill him and instigate regime change.
>>508525249
being religion based makes you vulnerable
>>508525523
>doesn't even like Judaism and actively rejects it and whose husband is a Catholic (they had kids).
the fuck? never even knew this until now wtf.
>>508525628
khamenei will be dead and netenyahu will be in jail.
>>508526064
honestly could happen, even slightly secularizing iran would work wonders.

>>508526628
israel

Ranking the humiliated
1. Houthis
2. Hezbollah
3. Hamas
4. Iran
5. Syria

>>508526589
proofs?

>declares ceasefire
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

Iran deserves the regime change after this shit show

happening status?
>happening status?

>>508526628
raytheon, lockheed martin

>>508526617
Always has been.

>>508524956 (OP)
The real question is: were the generals of all sides in Millenium Challenge retarded, or is the current iranian leadership retarded?

>>508526628
Iran obviously full support 20000 dead in tel aviv israel completely destroyed iranians forced their hand
<3 Imran khan my leader <3

anyway i can order chinkshit from aliexpress now without worrying it gets stuck in china

>>508526639
it's because you're replying to too many people

>>508526495
It’s extremely pathetic, but at the same time I guess they need some dumb shit narrative to feed the masses.

Iran supporters. I want you to know your delusional takes have made me laugh so much the last few days. Crying laughing at how delusional and retarded you are. Thanks

>>508525880
Wow, Iran really just sucks as a human entity.

>>508525939
by the way are you the christmas tree from the schizo general?

>>508526462
Israel doesn't care for an optics win, they want the entire region. They'll just continue activating their super-secret Mossad cells and in 2 months we'll see "protesters" storming whatever palace is in Iran. That's granted if they don't resort back to bombing the fuck out of Tehran on the daily, and eventually killing Khamenei. The Iranians are so fucking stupid, and they will pay for it.

>>508526628
Trump. He can claim he ended the war, and the public will approve. If he decides to do the same to Russia in Ukraine and succeeds, he’ll have officially made Biden look like an even bigger cuck than he was.

it's all so fake and gay

>>508526587
>>He added that the war is completely over and he doesn’t believe the two countries “will ever be shooting at each other again.”
This definitely won't hold kek. At the latest, by the time Iran starts building a nuclear bomb.

Massive Iranian retaliation in 1-2 hours
Keep this around. You're going to need it.

>>508526628
Ceasefire isn't the same as end of conflict. See 2025 gaza ceasefire.

>>508526617
It’s joever, joever.

>>508526754
You will be dead before it arrives

>>508526602
>stock image you didn't even bother to download without the watermark
>>508526628
Nobody, this whole thing was a waste of fucking time. Israel won more ig since they killed a buncha high ranking mohommads, but the Persians still got the A-bomb underway so it's not really what they were aiming for.

>Iran says there is no agreement on a ceasefire, but adds it has "no intention" to continue its military response if Israel halts its operations by 4 a.m. Tehran time. A final decision on halting Iranian strikes will be made later.

Is there anything on this planet more pathetic than a muslim?

>>508526730
it's better to overestimate your enemies than underestimate them

>>508526816
lol

>>508526813
That is going straight to the paper shredder

>>508526813
You guys are hilarious. Just take the L

>>508526813
at least crop the ifunny banner you nigger

>>508526730
That was for a full invasion. This was barely a bitchslapping contest.

>>508526628
Kikes,since they are the one begging for it.
>>508526695
Just their civilian leaders.

>>508526824
>>stock image you didn't even bother to download without the watermark
it's a video

i aint paying getty for shit, nigger

>>508525825
Katerina Hartlova and Kaho Shibuya

>>508526681
Most humiliated is iran (was doing good up until right now, this is unforgivable cowardice)
>syria
one iranian commander assasinated and bribes to half a dozen SAA guys led to complete collapse
>hezb
no matter what they wanted to do, destruction of beirut meant they couldn't do anything without igniting civil war
>hamas
flattened, but their fighting spirit is still there, hardly humiliated
>houthis
they won, unironically.
the US greenlit their attacks on israel
they get to do whatever they want

>>508526824
>the Persians still got the A-bomb underway
After this shitshow there is no way they are gonna be keeping that uranium. They are too stupid to have it.

>>508526832
>I'M NOT DOING IT BECAUSE YOU SAID SO BUT BECAUSE I WANT TO
It's literally a child.

>>508526779
Iran has already been buttfucked into submission, they don’t have any other options.

>the war ends without an all out missile barrage

>>508526628
nobody
>USA exposed as Israel lobby lapdog
>Iran exposed as a paper tiger and military flyweight
>Israel does not get its regime change. Iran is likely to rebuild its nuclear program in a few years
In any case, this is not going to hold. Just as with Russia or with Hamas, this deal is gonna fail. As all the issue that caused this condlict remain unresolved.

Is the fighting done /pol/? Yes or No

>>508525497
So when Israel breaks the ceasefire does that mean we are at war again?

>>508525958
There is at least one video of an Israeli air strike on some hospital in Gaza but all you see is it popping flares and hitting the afterburner as the bombs go off. Likely they haven't crossed into Iranian airspace at all and are using stand-off missiles from Iraq.

>>508526944
>Kikes,since they are the one begging for it.
You will literally normalize relations with Israel
Jews won you live in a jew world, don't be bitter about it

>>508526681
I’m putting Iran number one
Everyone else was random derka derka militants doing what they could with almost nothing or Syria that had already slugged it out in one civil war, but didn’t have the juice for another.

Iran folded the fuck over and screamed it was winning

>>508527052
No chance

>>508526730
If the US isn’t completely beyond saving what you would take from that simulation is that a ground invasion of Iran must never happen and regime change must be accomplished some other way

>>508525745
In Mexico, it can't work.
Everyone is too mixed.
So much that we have people whose parents are very white looking but they can come out dark skinned and with slit eyes if they had a grandpa or great grandpa that was any shade darker. I have seen cases of redheads with black parents but they look tanned but they are naturally redheaded. Because their grandpa was nordic or something idk.
This can also lead to people having kids that have different shades of skin tones each but they are all siblings.
This got complicated since the end of the colony, more and more people kept coming to Mexico, most diasporas failed, they got assimilated into the average Mexican. Only town names remain.
It gets to the point were you make DNA tests of people and they got arab, euro, black and Native DNA all together in various concentrations, Chinese here and there but they look not a bit asian, or SEA and it's the tallest aryan looking dude you can imagine because he's got a single white ancestor. Some people look like from SEA or even India but if you make a DNA test, they got genes from fucking slavs and black or other combination.
Because of this, and the gene pool getting even more mixed with immigration being easier than ever today and people from everywhere coming here to live, there's simply no "Mexican race". Doesn't really exist. This pattern repeats across most of Latin America. Everyone's exceedingly mixed but some aren't that much. But mexico being the natural bottleneck to reach the US that it is, is too mixed for "blood-valid Mexicans"to exist. And because of the citizenship by birth thing and assimilation, a family becomes mexican in a generation or two. At worst, 3 (Grandparents by then the first gen immigrants).
Contrast this with the US in which everyone stays in their turf and oddly mixed people end up in a limbo of not being enough of their two races to fit in a group of either. This doesn't happen in Mexico. Everyone's Mexican here. We don't give a fuck.

>>508527052
indeterminate

it's calm(but not iraq)

nigger the jews literally just went full talmud and broke the ceasefire

>>508527052
when the israeli home front declares its back to normal you'll know for sure

Come on guys let laugh at iran

>>508526883
>being proud of killing unarmed niggas in flip flops
a bit jewish

>>508526628
The MIC won the other participant just got cucked to different degrees.

>The general publics opinion massively turned against Israel and by etension jews
>The US proved to the world beyond a doubt that they are Israels bitch
>Russia and China cucked out of the conflict entirely
>Iran got their shit kicked in and it wasn't even close

>>508526628
partially israel, and even then how much they set back the iranian nuclear program is questionable.
>>508526730
current leadership
>>508526587
no way he actually believes that
>>508526813
doubt

>>508526277

>>508527203
>fire flak guns in your own airspace
PUNISHED

>>508527203
God they won so hard they fought until the very last minute (4am).

>>508526617

>>508527203

>>508525232
oh please please please let this be happening.

>>508527203
Nigga what? You haven't done shit since the US let you pretend hit them.
Why the fuck do these guys lie about everything?

>>508527203

>>508527117
I meant that at least one parent is a citizen for the child to get citizenship, citizenship by blood that way not some sort of racial thing.

>>508527207
he and his friends planted an IED not knowing they were being watched
kwab

>>508527203
It's just so sad

>>508526832
this is all just theater for the domestic audience

I’m dissapointed in you Iranians, you had the chance to start an civil wae and bleed to death in the streets for the glory of Israel and you didn’t take it. Sigh…

>>508527203
Im wheezing . LOL

>to the last minute
so more missiles?
please be more missiles.

The backlash is really within MAGA, the amount of Americans that is against Israel got caught by algorithms

>>508527203
Just stay quiet at that point, every time they open their mouths they look more and more retarded

>>508526999
Why? The US warned them to evacuate Fordow. If they really wanted it gone they would've just bombed them without forewarning. They'd be stupid not to actually get it atp.

>>508527380
What a cuck

>>508526628
>Israel didnt get regime change
>Iram got blown up
>US damaged their nuke program with no regime change
AMERICA WON

>>508527330
Ah yes made by rocks? Did you rape him afterwards or harvest their semen?

>>508527427
it's already 4:39 there, it's over

Orange nigger fucking stopped the fun, jews do something about it cmon

>>508527203
at this point, they've actually made me want Israel to finish them off

Iran are so broken it would be declared a humanitarian mission

>>508527367
>rising lion
flopped hard

>>508527399
Got what I voted for

>>508527380
it's kinda hard to go into the streets when they were told to evacuate

during the ceasefire is really the time to do it

I'm going to miss these threads. I don't think we have any other potential happenings of this magnitude until China invades Taiwan in the 2030s.
It's been an honor shitposting with you gentlemen.

Should've closed the straight of homos and gone out fighting, Iran is doomed either way

>>508527399
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114735648868565847

You guys laugh but National Socialist Germany didn’t live on. Iran is weak but at least it will exist. Just saying

>>508524956 (OP)
Was it this air base? Why even attack it?

Israel subreddit is not happy about the ceasefire

Whites just get cocky and die whoopie doo

How does the Iranian government explain this to its people?
They legitimately seem to have a like 70 IQ on average or some shit so maybe they can just hand wave this away. But how does this not result in a lot of people seeing the regime as weak?

>>508527484
yeah here's one of his friends :)

>>508527203
Bahahahahaahahahahaahahaha

>>508527380
>its not a ceasefire!
>its over we fought to the end!
on that cuck grindset

>>508527569
Yeah. The breads were fun. Maybe we still have tomorrow. The delusional cope takes were some of the funniest parts of the general

Reports that there was a coup and ceasefire was implemented with new government

>>508527539
The IRGC is like 100k+ and those guys are religious to the core. I don’t think the regime falls without a major civil war happening.

gee its almost as if the USA public did not want another middle east war because we have no motive and no real threat here, I guess thats the end of the story...

>>508527602
It was the right move.

>>508527367
it's kinda hard to go into the streets when they were told to evacuate

during the ceasefire is really the time to do it

>>508527539
they still think they somehow won

>>508527399
chad
Trumpian monarchy when

>>508527663
Do iranians even have internet? I guess they can only watch their tv propaganda

>>508527697
Unless their foreing minister is part of it that seems to be false.

>>508527618
Sad!

>>508527558
>>508527726
Why twice?

>>508527668
been meaning to ask, are you the israeli who posted in /uhg/ sometimes

>>508527461
if the ceasfire holds and iran truly was set back a good while, which it probably was, this could be pretty massive for trump

Pakistani defence minister has a good promo game, I’ll gove him that

>>508527569

>>508527663
I dont know bro. It is funny to think about

>>508527203
KWABOTY

So is it over?

>>508527697
Nonsense, Iran’s government is always more level headed than anyone gives them credit for

>>508527602
It will live on like Lebanon lives on, a broken state that gets bombed by Israel every two days, this just a total Iranian loss

The delusion is Ukraine tier.

They posted this hilarity as 50 Israeli airstrikes hit Tehran over last 45 minutes.

>>508526628
Saudi Arabia

>>508525586
Which missile can travel from Iraq border to tehran or places in southern Iran again? You are coping. They're flying up in their shit and dropping jdams because they dont need stand off weapons anymore

>>508527380
>>508527523
Imagine being an Iranian and hearing how you had all these devastating attacks on Israel and US bases and then you get the internet back and what a redpill it’s going to be to find out the entire world was laughing at your country the entire time and none of thr attacks ever happened and 90% of your missiles were intercepted.

>>508527569
The honor was mine anon

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN IRAQ??

>>508527618
They'll break it soon enough

BREAKING:

The "Supreme Leader" may have just been slotted aswell in last 10 minutes, the Lavizan area where its widely believe he is hiding is on fire

>>508527569
Maybe the real happening was the fans we made along the way :)

>>508527786
yes

>>508527698
I remember they said the same thing about Sadam's "super soldiers".

>>508527367
>>508527618
interesting

>>508527803
>bloody

>>508527843
How's the mountain?

>>508527569
it'll be remembered for centuries!

>>508527878
>>508527881
Checks out

>>508527906
Didn’t the Iraq war last for 20 years without resolution?

>>508527785
accidentally replied to the wrong post at first

i deleted the original

>>508526248
I hate this stuff it is so inefficient

>>508527866
Preparations for the kike strikes that'll be conducted against Iran within a week

>>508527843
Amazing. They need seppuku to cope
True Promise

The real happening is going to be boots on the ground in Iran in a few years and the subsequent collapse of the US as a global power

>>508527906
Iraq took a ground invasion and a 15 years civil war that included Saddam loyalists.

>>508527886
nice, I thought so

gg

>>508527929
Wut?

>>508527668
Shalom. What about the organs where they badly damaged our could you sell them for shekels?

>>508527866
base attacked news trying to cover it up

>>508528011
President Vance would never

>>508525463
artist sauce please?

>>508527803
>his majesty
lol lmao even

>>508527979
>I hate this stuff it is so inefficient
How is it inefficient, it's a linear city of 10 million and no matter where you are in the line you can get to any point within 30 mins, that's a really cool concept

>>508528089
true that does assume Trump is still alive

>>508528011
nick lost

>>508528089
palantir is a mossad front

>>508528044
Don't wake up anon. Close those sleepy eyes

Ongoing mass drone strikes in Iraq.

FOUR radars destroyed in Iraqi bases and one attempted in US base.

US put forces on maximum alert at Victoria base and Ain al-Asad.

Maybe the "supreme leader" has indeed been killed in the massive 50 airstrike bombardment across Tehran over the last hour.

Lavizan is currently on fire where he's believe to have been hiding.
Someone "High profile" has been killed is all thats being said.

>>508525497
damn, that is more times than the number of countries which have expelled them, KEK

>>508528011
>this time for real
Iran lost. Take your L. WW3 didnt happen. You wont see your fantasies realized. If you want to die that badly, just kill yourself

>>508526319
He had balls and power unlike most of the modern frauds, played a big role in blocking an Israeli victory in Lebanon. How lowly Syria has become since then, from going toe toe with them to a non-state.

>lob rockets halfassedly for days while your enemy surgically takes you apart
>get your enrichment facilities BTFO
>decide to strike back at America
>warn America about your incoming strike (lmao)
>agree to a ceasefire soon after

Is Iran the greatest paper tiger in history?

The guy who runs this account is illiterate

>>508528011
meds

>>508528196
Interesting

>>508528049
i would call that product defective

>>508527203
Iran now saying there is no "ceasefire".

May be a internal civil war among regime forces underway as we type.

>>508528011
checked and true

>>508528252
anon it's a brown groyper what do you expect

>>508527973
yes but definitely not because of sadam's super soldiers

>>508528135
@ironlily on instagram

>>508528165
I just stop at this point it makes me too angry.

Netanyahu will do everything possible to tank the ceasefire imo. I don't see it lasting.

>>508528239
yes. followed closely by chyna

say it with me:

President Nathan McCormack 2028

Iranian foreign minister just said that the ceasefire hasn't been agreed upon yet

>>508528135

ironlilyart on Instagram

Aren’t those naughty little cheeks just asking for a pinching? o///////o

>>508528252
Its groyper news run by ali alexander a known brown homosexual pedophile who was supplied with underage groyper bussy by nick fuentes

>>508528360
You are just mad brown people are doing cool shit without you

Are we ever going to see Israel fight a competent enemy?

>>508528345
thanks, appreciate it

sweat sweat tears

>>508528268
And once we lose control of the region, you are going to implement your plan of greater israel

>>508528406
sorry, it's not up to him

iran answers to israel now

>>508528442
Such as?

>>508527329
The idea has come up and gone a few times but it gets always rejected because the country is officially a safe haven for people escaping persecution from way too oppresive countries.
We receive a numbsd oc arabs, chinese, slavs and so on. Every year. Most of them are "marked for death" so to speak, in their native country.
This again, is tradition, goes back to the immediate post-independence time. And was never abolished because it helped Africans to escape slavery from the US.
They just had to cross the border and that's it.
That's how we got all those black Mexicans now at the north of Mexico.

>>508525303
>>508525308
Lol literally

>>508528301
not seeing anything about that
the only one I saw was af post which is a bullshit source

>>508528410
Thank you, very nice

>>508528453
L2 spell you mongo

>>508528366
Iran says there is no ceasefire.

Sounds like Khamenei was just assassinated as rumoured and now the internal civil war among regime forces has begun.

>>508528418
Just believe what you want.

>>508528442
Those enemies they just destroy from within.

>>508528476
The USA

>>508528393

>>508528314
You’re being disingenuous and moving goalposts, the fact of the matter is that the Iranian people aren’t going to give up and accept a puppet government. They don’t need super soldiers to foment an insurgency. Neither did Iraq or Afghanistan.

>>508528473
Honestly I don't even know wtf is going on there, they seem they're without a government

>>508528520
sweet
>t. monolingual

>>508528314
Because you had militias across the country. There’s probably 200,000+ Shia in Iran ready to take up arms after a regime change happens. Not to mention the Kurds in the West will want to take advantage of a weakened state, and the Kurds arguablt hate the Pahlavis even more than the Mullahs.

Either way, I think even darker days are headed for the region.

>>508528476
AmeriKKKA

>>508528509

Don’t mention it fren, someone has to give some sauce in these times of famine

>>508528314
I mean the fedayeen were the core of the original iraqi insurgent force, before the country was flooded with foreign fighters

>>508528476
I dunno, maybe Turkey. Most kino though would be USA vs Israel. Imagine CIA vs Mossad, US airforce vs Israeli airforce. Kino of the highest degree.

>>508527367
only retarded troon-libshits thinks it's easy to remove dictatorship regimes
at least you need a leader, weapons and a way to communicate, all they have is some retarded prince or king or whatever this western retard is, i doubt iranian zoomers even know who he is

>>508528493
It is bullshit and they just counter signal Trump constantly and spin whatever they can

BAKE NEW THREAD

NEW BAKER NEEDED

BAKE BAKE BAKE

>SOMEONE BAKE TURK BAKER ANNOUNCED HE’S NO LONGER BAKING

>>508528641
Turkey is a nato goy

Let this general die at this point

>>508528591
Something like that.

>>508528252
The third worldists and some of the white nationalists will be coping and seething for weeks, and just wait until everyone finds out that the US strikes on Iran were fake.

I will always be vindicated.

I cant emergency bake right now. Someone else get it

>>508528654
>i doubt iranian zoomers even know who he is
If they do, they generally hate him

give me 300 seconds to bake

>>508528252
Funny thing to keep in mind:
Israeli officials claimed that all the reports from weeks ago about Trump and Bibi having a falling-out were a coordinated smokescreen so that Israel’s attacks would catch Iran off guard.
The interesting thing is that pretty much all of those headlines about a Trump-Bibi spat came either directly from Israeli media, or AF Post
Really makes you think

>>508528641
Don’t think that there isn’t something in the source code of military aircraft sold by the US doesn’t have a kill switch inside it

/pig/ should continue, as an aspiring general for Persia.

>>508528719
turks are merchants anon, they are up for sale US is the best offer that is all

Gonna miss those 20 minutes of respite every time Iran launched 5 missiles and the Israelis would stop posting.

>>508528885
That's why the Israelis insisted on their own software for the F35.

>>508528892
I had Laksa noodles today and thought of you

>>508528892
Polack, dunno how to day this but the ceasefire ain't happening until Israel agrees, which they won't. They will find some ragheads to fire some shit at them and ignite it again if they don't just break it on their own

>>508528931
based

>>508528892
Every post you make is well poisoning trash.
And I've had to read them all.

>>508528892
The ceasefire won’t last long I’m sure

I'm so high, what are you smoking anons?

>>508528985
Thanks gentlemen who have abandoned us when we need help the most.

>>508524956 (OP)
Israel was losing so bad they had to beg Trump for a ceasefire LMAO

>>508528848
Thanks for baking

>>508529095
darts

>>508528931
most of them will be redeployed anyway and resume jidf duties on reddit

>>508529095
Weed vapes
Was laughing so much last thread. I cried from laughing.

>>508528865
barak ravid has been reporting about this falling out since trumps first presidency
he's just a retard they used

>>508528892
you are the most blatant glowie nigger in this general, every single post of your stinks

>>508527052
No lol.

You're checking for info on TKD from a hasbara misinformation general posing as a neutral party. The only reason this place exists is so that the fed jannies have a base to operate out of while shadow banning all anti-israel generals like they started doing with /chip/ when they were trying to migrate everyone to the Syria general. Just another cringekike thread ineptly trying to hammer in narratives that will get people to stop paying attention and stop posting images and videos of tel aviv.

>>508528453
>"At least respond to..."
With...WHAT?

>>508529102
>Thanks gentlemen who have abandoned us when we need help the most.

Explain this please?

>>508529012
They dont need a reason. They keep bombing lebanon after hezbollah gave up and syria too after a friendly regime is installed. Just because why not

>>508529088
same, but we have nothing for now
>>508529275
>>508529275
>>508529275
new thread

>>508529213
he hates shia muslims somehow I think and is concerned for east asian oil supply he glows among the least

>>508529213
Are you talking about the TSD poster? He's based. He keeps making the same posts about TSD and its kind of unhinged but I like his posts and find them funny.
"We will be hunting shia muslims down and killing them around the world in 5 years" one of the more crazy takes from these threads

Screencap this
Nuke on tel aviv

>>508529250
The difference here is the amount of publicity and the fact that the US was heavily involved
Inb4
>its just one strike on three bases
They said no more wars, they got directly involved supplying and destroying a few bunkers and organising talks

>>508529310
I made this thread a few seconds before but couldn't post because of timeout
>>508529267
>>508529267

>>508529226
Reposting the same 5 or 10 images of damaged parking lots in israel wont change the fact that iranian missile strike attempts slowed to a trickle while the IAF was bombing iranian strategic targets that actually matter several times a day. If the iranians had kept up the temp from day 1 then you would have a point but they couldn't or wouldn't

>>508527117
I have a colombian friend who is basically white and the rest of her entire family are texhilothl beaners

>>508529374
Having someone post about Total Shia Death every single thread is appropriate for this general

>>508529531
Meme flag said he was baking. Call next bread next time

>>508527668
>>508527886
based

>>508527668
Ok ok anon

but seriously, whats in the yellow snack packs on the floor??

>the thread is split once again
>will one of the OPs relent or will ego rule the day
>next time on
>/pig/ - Persia Israel General

>>508527569
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>508529996
I would delete my post if I could idgaf

>>508529989
snacks