So how are you going to dodge getting drafted to by the US army?

>>508525345 (OP)
That's for many to worry about and you not to know. And you would not want to know the answers to those.

>>508525345 (OP)
By pulling this whole country out of NATO

>>508525345 (OP)
I don't think they'll draft you if you say trans or schitzo

>>508525345 (OP)
lmao you'll find out

>>508525345 (OP)
I’m 31. If they do draft me, it’ll be after some years

Legally change my gender

>>508525345 (OP)
Not being an amerimutt for starters.

>>508525345 (OP)
Don't need to; I'm turning 26 this year. Sucks to suck, youngfags.

>>508525345 (OP)
By enlisting and picking a job i like that's safe before they pick one for me.
Water treatment here i come!

>>508525345 (OP)
Do you niggers seriously believe you're gonna get drafted or is this just ragebait?

>>508525692
Be careful, you might get in trouble for saying that

>>508525345 (OP)
pee pee poo poo

>>508525902
you niggers realize in ww2 they took up to 65?

they will have you mopping lil nigga

>>508526149
/pol/ is 50% slavbot & 50% mohamedpig. They 100% believe that America will be forced to run a draft.

>>508525345 (OP)
>Dodge
I'm 35+. The fuck would I have to dodge? I'd be more of a liability to try and train through basic then any 20 year old.

>>508525345 (OP)
Muttbros use this method, it could save you

>>508525345 (OP)
WW3 averted. No draft will happen. Peace between Muslims and Jews is here.

>>508526540
Wouldn't u get in trouble for that

>>508525345 (OP)
Be trans or autistic

>>508525345 (OP)
Why are zoomers so obsessed with getting drafted? Is it some sort of fucked up cuckold/rape thing? They can't get off unless there's no consent? There's more than enough retards in the military already and there's no big wars on the horizon, why the fuck would we draft anyone?

>>508527030
>Is it some sort of fucked up cuckold/rape thing
Yes, they all yearn for some type of victimhood.

>>508525622
>ICE will let you go if you tell them you're trans or schizo
Fucking retard.

>>508525705
>ICE doesn't go after 31 year olds
Darwin award.

>>508525345 (OP)

>>508525902
>ICE doesn't go after 26 year olds.
Another dead idiot.

>>508526305
>ICE doesn't go after you if you poop your pants
A pajeet made this.

>>508526487
>ICE won't stop you if you're 35+
LMAO

>>508526540
>ICE doesn't kidnap crazy people
Who is making these, ICE glowies???

>>508527455
1. ICE doesn't handle the draft shit, retard
2. Selective service (the draft) only requires you to register from 18 to 25
Retard

>>508525345 (OP)
>bad eyesight
>shizophrenia diagnosis from being an mk ultra experiment
i kind of wanted to join the space force too...

>>508526908
>ICE doesn't go after trans or autistic people
This is fucking retarded. If Ukraine taught us something, is that ICE will go after retards (like you).

>>508526487
>TO THE FRONT LINE THEN, YOU WILL BE USED AS A HUMAN MEAT SHIELD FOR AMERICAAAAAA

>>508527835
RETARD, READ THIS.

It's NOT a "draft" (/pol/ calls it though), it's PROCESSING in another country.

>>508525345 (OP)
Most fags here are to old for selective services. Wont stop their role play posts about being to tuff to get drafted and scaring away draft officers with their gun or some shit.

>>508525622
Oh they def taking everyone

>>508527845
>ICE doesn't go after people with bad eyesight
If Ukraine can teach us something, is that ICE will go after blind people.

>>508525345 (OP)
>So how are you going to dodge getting drafted to by the US army?
Won't need to because there is a ceasefire.

>>508528149
Your posts thought me 60iq can still solve the captcha

>>508528054
Got worse today.
>pic rel

Compare the dates between this article and the /pol/ post about ICE to enforce the draft.

>>508525345 (OP)
I'll just drop dead on the ground. Won't even fight, they will just have to lift me and dress me as if I were a baby. I won't even put on the boots. they can do it if they want.
as soon as I get a gun I will shoot my sergeant because what's the alternative? die for israel in some dessert hole? might as well die at home taking some zog with me.

>>508528266
What?
Speak English, retard... and if your brain cells allow, make an argument/counter-argument.

>>508528423
>>508528423
>>508528423
>ICE will let you free if you play dead
HAHAHAHA

>>508525345 (OP)

Check my birth certificate and smile. I'll ride your zoomer girls while you guys are out east!

>>508528514
who said being free? they can do whatever they want but I won't stand up lol.-

>>508528544
>ICE won't grab you if you look at your birth certificate.

>>508528871
IDK, wish you luck sincerely... maybe ICE will be nicer, but we saw in Ukraine that the officers hit and even tortured the people their raids got.

>>508525345 (OP)
Why would they draft people when we so everything with drones?

>>508529483
Look at Ukraine.

>>508525345 (OP)
Post more of the cute girl.

>>508525345 (OP)
How long is a prison sentence for dodging the draft? I can deal with prison. I'm never dying for kikes.

>>508530153
There isn't one, the only people who get locked up are the people who want to be locked up for it. You will not be eligible for any sort of federal assistance, like student loans.

>>508530373
If ICE sends you to Africa, you might as well be in a prison.

>>508530153
You're assuming you'll get caught. Just do not be there and they cannot do shit to you, have your family say you went to some national park or trail or whatever and stay innawoods for a while. Might not even need to go innawoods, if you're street-smart you can likely just go the the shady parts of the state/town and stay there. If you become more trouble to track down then you are worth as a soldier then they won't bother.

Already served. Keking at non-volunteers

>>508530800
>ICE doesn't go innawoods
LOL

>>508529670
Here anon

>>508529670
>>508531272

By having a birthday.

>>508529670
>>508531272
>>508531345

>>508531023
If you manage to get found innawoods then you're a retard or fucked up big time.

>>508531696
US cities uses thermal drones in the suburbs
t. used trail at Spring Creek Nature Area in Richardson

>>508527527
>>508527626
>>508527686
>>508527789
>>508527980
ICE is not the military dipshit they don't go to foreign countries did you literally just get home from your 18th birthday or something?

>>508530153
You aren't in Ukraine schizo. You get a classification and there's like 10 ways any of you obese poltards could object.

>>508530768
What the fuck are you talking about? Could you explain your delusions in greater detail please?

>>508532375
Lurk more, retard

>>508532616
Read the post below your post.

>>508532617
The thread is about getting your brown ass drafted to die in Iran, dumbass
You are full-on schizoposting, you need to take your meds, nobody understands what you're spamming about, let alone do they care.

>>508532617
Is that a screenshot from you? Did you take a screenshot of your own post?

>>508532670
No

>>508532807
That's from another thread, idk when.

>>508532807
I think he did anon

>>508526400
'Tis better to be the ninetieth wave than the fifth. When they draft old men they will be replacing the young cooks and repairmen so they can go fight instead.

War is so antithetical to evolution. Wasting your finest to protect the elderly. It would be like a tree having bark on the inside.

>>508527686
>ICE
>Handling selective service
Are you retarded?

>>508526540
1. Having a diagnosis like that on your file is a bad stain, could bite you in the ass later.
2.any psychiatrist worth his salt will see you're full of shit.

>>508525345 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

>>508533182
Screencap this those posts in case it's proven right or wrong.

>>508525345 (OP)
Just don’t reply

>>508533362
ICE is not the military man you can't just stop your meds cold turkey like this

>>508525345 (OP)
I am:
>Caregiver for a lot of family members with disabilities
>I manage our family farm
>I'm likely too old
>Have a few medical conditions that kept me out at age 20
So, yeah. Definitely deferred.
I'm gonna use said emergency to request access to more land and equipment for expanded farming.
Wartime necessity.

>>508533522
Lurk moar, we were talking about expansion, and that has already been discussed (today's expansion, last week's, and BBB).

>>508533680
Do you not realize that you are not writing fully formed thoughts?

>>508532375
Yea I know. A military base in another country is like being in America. If i was going to a base I don't need a passport or a visa. That's why they told ol Laos girl she can leave whenever she wants. But idk if the boys have that much freedom.

>>508525345 (OP)
I'll refuse until I'm locked in a cell until the war is over I guess

>>508526242
seethe

>>508531272
>>508531412
>>508531345
Thank you. She's very cute.

>>508534912
I'm not sure what you mean to be honest, I'm really just wondering what happened to the schizo. I hope he went to take his meds

>>508525345 (OP)
im 37 head of household with a son
i really dont need to worry
sorry zoom zooms and alphas this is your iraq and afghanistan

>>508525345 (OP)
I'll just sit in a chair. If someone moves me somewhere else, I will sit there. I will sit so hard no one can stop me unless they puppeteer me 24/7. That's pretty much all you have to do. Really easy. I mean yeah I got boobytraps, I could kill/maim/blind people, but once I realised the power of sitting that all just seems so unnecessary.

>>508525345 (OP)
i wont ill die for israel

>>508526487
The age limit for bootcamp is 39 for navy and air force. I'm sure they would find a way.

>>508537024
It really blows my mind how yelling at or I guess even hitting people can convince them to go get shelled and ripped up by an m60, like yeah getting the shit kicked out of you would be rough, but if they kill you they can't very well expect you to carry supplies let alone aim a rifle.

>>508525345 (OP)
this is a gift

>>508525345 (OP)
Make mass draft card burning protests and chant "Hell no, we wont go," like the boomers did.

>>508527393
You are the same retard confusing ICE with the Russian draft grabbers.
ICE is for immigration, they wouldnt be the ones coming to get you unless you are an beaner.

>>508525345 (OP)
I have bone spurs

>>508525345 (OP)
Say aloud
“Christ is King and Jews are the synagogue of Satan”

There, done. 4F on moral grounds.
Have a nice war, be fucking your girl while you are gone. Thanks ahead of time for raising my kid.

>>508537255
I have an extreme pain and discomfort tolerance. Not a brag, just from my daily life and occupation. I would like to see them try to get me to do shit. My conviction is absolute.

>>508525345 (OP)

>>508525345 (OP)
im not, im going to play along and strike when the time is right.

>>508537723
I think they vastly underestimate the effect that education beyond grade 6 as a norm has had on men. We were raised to expect society to evolve towards space, not rot into the ground. In light of how many people live next to or below the poverty line while all the trappings of success (house, vacations, boat, whatever) rocket way out of their means, a lot of men just don't have anything to feel like they will lose if their drill instructor beats them to death, even.

>>508525345 (OP)
>draft
You niggers are a broken record.

>>508539064
Big if true

>>508536130
I have a couple more images

>>508539508

Just shit yourself, they won't take you if you can't control your poopies

>>508525345 (OP)
If russian army won't have me, why would the US?

>>508533362
Why? You're just going to screenshot it yourself for the next time you try converting people to your particular strain of schizophrenia.

>>508539599

>>508541581

>>508525345 (OP)
>Go to recruitment office
>Answer every single question with nigger and faggot
>Speak literally no other word the entire time but nigger and faggot
I'll take my ass kickings with a smile and a niggerfaggot until they just cannot keep me for all the trouble I'm causing.

>>508541979

>Go to blue state with red flag laws
>Call police saying you're suicidal
>Get 5150 for 3 day hold, be calm and polite to staff and doctors to avoid 5250 (judge adjudicated)
>Move back to real state that doesn't have red flag laws
There, you're now officially "danger to self and others" and not allowed near firearms, though can still buy and own them since red states don't honor non adjudicated firearms restrictions.

>>508525345 (OP)
war is already over, it was just another nothing kebab.

>>508542117

>>508542707

>>508525345 (OP)
I'm not answering the fucking door. Anything stuck in my mailbox or left outside my door is going into the shredder.

>>508525345 (OP)
I'm gonna tell them I am antisemitic and sympathetic to Muslims, even if Muslims don't like dogs.

Then I'm going to ask them why they don't hype up the iranian ban on walking dogs.

Iran is an alien culture to the UsA, you would think we would hate them, but instead we hate jews so much that iran seems innocent and tame.

>>508525345 (OP)
i'm 33 years old and jewish