Why are boomers like this?

>>508529591 (OP)
God I wish that were me (the old guy with the orange cannon)

>>508529591 (OP)
>>>/b/

We literally don't know his motive. Maybe he's keeping vulnerable teens away from the Dice Man or some shit.

>>508529591 (OP)
Kek this guy’s material is great.

>>508529591 (OP)
It's a joke image OP.

Orange man bad

>>508529591 (OP)
>Genx, millenials, zoomers and betas can't handle the Boomer

>>508529681
He knows what teens do in the park because he remembers the old days and he's not having that shit. Respect his wisdom.

>orange man bad

>>508529591 (OP)

1) Why do Americans feel it's important to tell what the teens want to be when grown up
2) Why the Americans feel it's important to describe poetically the precious time of blossoming of the special organs of one's body
3) Why the Americans feel it's important to mention one wants to become a _male_ doctor instead of just a doctor?

So many questions.

>>508529773
>>508529930
Kek.


>>508529591 (OP)
>Mitch
>wants to be: MALE
The fact that you have to specify in current year.

>>508529591 (OP)
Parents:
>Hey kids, why don't you go play in the park and get some fresh air
Kids:
>But mommmmm

>>508529591 (OP)
>Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
What creep typed this shit? Also what's the point of asking some kid who got headshotted with a orange what career he wants to go into?

>people ITT not getting this shit
Retards

>>508529591 (OP)
Would suffocate that boomer with a pillow if dared

>>508529660
>>>/j/

>>508529591 (OP)
>male doctor
We need a gender modifier for Doctor now?

>>508529591 (OP)
>teen bodies are blossoming
cool it with the pedo shit moshie

>>508529591 (OP)
Mitch is a fucking faggot who wants to finger men's assholes

>>508529591 (OP)
boomers want everyone to be as miserable as they are. "if I can't have it no one can"

>>508529773
jej

>>508529591 (OP)
orange man bad