We need Steve1989MRE to do a snack review on B2.

i have a feeling steve is quiet on the situation because he KNOWS kikes are in the wrong

>>508532656 (OP)
Is that guy famous or something now? How do you know the guy?

>>508532656 (OP)
imagine going for a nap on a b2

>>508532998
and with a nice tube MRE beef boyardee flavour with a side of type2 cofee...comfy af

>>508532890
It's steve1989 on youtube

>>508532824
He looks angelic..

>>508533184
he's only done like 2 kosher/isreali MRE reviews. he didn't seem very impressed with any of them. fun fact: the isreali MREs are made (and paid for) by the USA

>all that work when you can just lob a kinzhal
oh wait the US doesn't have hypersonic missiles kek

Where are the flying saucers though.

>>508532656 (OP)
pretty sure he already did, tard

>>508533565
the Iran mission had limited edition snacks

>>508533139
honestly sounds great
SteveMRE does do the pilot food sometimes but they're hard to get hold of, he's explained this before
not saying he doesn't have his contacts

they say "microwave" like they're having B2 burritos up there or something

>>508532656 (OP)
>just making hot pockets in my b-2
>flying to bomb iran on behalf of kikes

legitimately i despise canaanites

but this seemed too funny an opportunity to pass up

>>508532890
he's always been famous on /pol/
>NICE....

>>508532656 (OP)
fucking hell whats next, are they gonna install a 4k tv to entertain these adhd addled pilots?

>>508533921
living the high life

>tfw you will never eat hot pockets while bombing Iran
:(

>>508533437
After a Chinese hypersonic was launched in North Eastern Canada from a high altitude carrier, and shot into Michigan into a hidden safe house in the Michigan woods, Trump went on two days later in a rally to say
>we have hypersonics too 'ya know
I dont think anyone caught that but me.

>>508533437
>US doesn't have...
kek, glad you idiots believe that
the former head of Lockheed skunkworks said shortly before his death that if you can imagine it, we have had it for years
others who have worked in black site operations have said as much, we have shit that staggers imgination
all those UFO sitings?
that's the US

>>508534196
hot pockets arent even good anymore
the filling is lacking and the pastry is dry

>>508533555
you think they'll let that become common knowledge?
that don't tell you about the stealth bombers until we had something even better
when we get something better than the "UFOs" then they'll be revealed to the public and it will be disclosed we've had them for decades

>>508533437
You've been put on notice yuropoor

>>508532890
Lurk on /k/ for updates on his new videos.

>>508533437
I don't think you understand what hypersonic means.

The point of hypersonic weaponry is to evade enemy radar by flying under the horison. Whereas the point of a bunker buster is to approach from directly above the target.

The US has had suborbital reentry missiles since before you were born. But they didn't fire them. They opted for gravity-dropped bombs. Why? They're cheaper.

>>508532656 (OP)
man i wish i could have joines the AF

>>508534556
>you think they'll let that become common knowledge?

I think they should make it common knowledge. It's time to advance humanity 500 years into the future.

>>508532824
He was never the same after he got really bad food poisoning after eating a Chinese ration pack. I think it killed the passion he had.

>>508532890
The comfy dude that eats mres?

I just look up reviews on 50 year food snd he pops up like number 4

>have to take a shit while flying in stealth mode
>enemies get alerted by the sound of the flush

>>508532998
Imagine going on a 20 hour camp trip with the bros. Sharing stories singing billy Joel songs. Then you take a 10 min break to literally bomb iran into submission.

Then you have another 20 hours back eating poptarts and talking about how big the explosion was. Sounds comfy as fuck

>>508532656 (OP)
Fucking faggots

>>508534393
I bet they're smaller too, like what the jews did to wagonwheels

>>508532656 (OP)
So has the Su-34. They still drop like stones when you feed them shrapnel in the intakes.

he did this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2FRVZBQDUM

>>508532656 (OP)
whoa a plane had plane things

>>508535685
>The point of hypersonic weaponry is to evade enemy radar by flying under the horison.
No, that is a cruise missile.

"Hypersonic" is basically marketing slang for extra-fast missiles. But it's really a gradual increase over the same old same old 1960s stratnukes. Ballistic missiles have always been damn hard to intercept without using a mini nuke warhead yourself. Taking out MIRV ICBM is a positive nightmare and for practical purposes you may just as well fuhgeddaboutit.

>>508535910
That was a meme. He fucked his arm for a whole year, he works landscaping so injuries are common. Didn't want to make videos till he was back to 100%.

>>508534393
And they don't even give you the crisping sleeve!

>>508534393
No more bbq beef too

>>508532824
He saved me A LOT of potentially wasted money.

I will NEVER buy a MRE. I will always go over every calorie in the MRE's I prepare for myself. I actually need MRE's that can keep an old dog healthy and fed. Me and my old dog have the same dietary requirements, due to different health problems. MRE's contain nothing I want.

>>508536568
well it's not russian garbage so that won't happen

>>508536215
I often think what the ride home on the Enola Gay must have been like.

>>508536819
Its surprising to me. For some reason i assumed the B2 flew at hyper sonic Concord speeds. There and back again in 10 hours.

Knowing that it was a chill fucking 39 hour cruising flight with tendies and hot sauce is legot sorta wholesome

>>508537097
Pretty shitty, DESU. It didn't have a pressurized cabin.

>>508537397
It certainly wouldn’t be comfy, but I’m sure that was quite the ride. I’ve been inside a Lancaster Bomber, there was barely any room, and those are noisy as hell.

id imagine these guys have to extremely healthy nervous systems to be able to fall asleep in a tiny ass cot during probably the highest profile mission of their lives. i cant imagine they would give these guys sleeping pills when piloting something like this.