CEASEFIRE VICTORY CELEBRATION THREAD - /pol/ (#508543525) [Archived: 954 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 80ldhIPyUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:07:02 AM No.508543525
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Total Nuclear Destruction. Kill nukes. Behead nukes. Roundhouse kick nuclear bombs into the concrete. Slam dunk a tactical nuke into the trashcan. Crucify dirty bombs. Defecate in enriched uranium. Launch fissile missiles into the sun. Stir fry fuel rods in a wok. Toss plutonium into active volcanoes. Urinate into nuclear reactors. Judo throw nukes into a wood chipper. Twist nuclear warheads off. Report nuclear programs to the ICC. Karate chop ICBMs in half. Curb stomp atomic bombs. Drop fat steaming MOPs directly into the mouths of uranium enrichment facilities. Let 10,000 indians shit in a missile silo. Trap nukes in quicksand. Crush nukes in the trash compactor. Liquefy nukes in a vat of acid. Eat nukes. Slice open an ICBM and tear out its components. Exterminate nukes in the gas chamber. Stomp nuclear stockpiles with steel toed boots. Cremate nukes in the oven. Replace the nuclear payload of an ICBM with jelly bellies. Lobotomize nuclear research programs. Bludgeon nuclear facilities to death with a Midnight Hammer™. Decapitate rogue nuclear regimes. Mandatory inspections for nuclear facilities. Grind nuclear precursors in the garbage disposal. Dump boiling urine on the control panels at a nuclear test facility. Vaporize nukes with a ray gun. Kick atom bombs down the stairs. Park an ICBM on the street of a mexican neighborhood overnight. Pour sugar into salted bombs. Feed plutonium to alligators. Lock thermonuclear weapons in an industrial freezer. Slice nukes with a katana. Decorate a nuclear warhead with fake gold and make African tribes worship it. Block nuclear scientists when they try to merge onto the highway. Violently gape nuclear launch sites with thick ballistic missiles. Open refugee centers next to nuclear facilities. Put a bullet in the head of nuclear proliferation.
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Anonymous ID: HIRSTgMlMexico
6/24/2025, 6:12:44 AM No.508543961
>>508543525 (OP)
lets celebrate launching some missiles at iran and israel
Anonymous ID: DMN+QZpYUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:14:53 AM No.508544155
ill be honest ill take back anything I said about this if this works out truly some 4D chess Trump-san. Sasuga.
Anonymous ID: hyEpwBT6United States
6/24/2025, 6:15:53 AM No.508544260
>>508543525 (OP)
lol Iran couldn't make it 15 minutes
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Anonymous ID: HIRSTgMlMexico
6/24/2025, 6:17:03 AM No.508544363
celebration cancelled
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Anonymous ID: 8x0gvt5uUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:20:49 AM No.508544721
>>508544260
>>508544363
most ceasefires don't start on time, but within 2 hours of the time
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Anonymous ID: DMN+QZpYUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:22:51 AM No.508544902
>>508544721
half hour left
Anonymous ID: 80ldhIPyUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:23:27 AM No.508544949
>>508544363
Iranians are retarded so they got time zones mixed up
they'll be done by 8 am israel time
Anonymous ID: HIRSTgMlMexico
6/24/2025, 6:24:57 AM No.508545093
>>508544721
well, Israel nor iran confirmed the ceasefire lol
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Anonymous ID: tKjB+KfvUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:26:21 AM No.508545214
>>508545093
YOU THINK TRUMP WOULD JUST SAY SHIT THAT ISN'T TRUE? TRAITOR! TERRORIST! DEMOCRAT! MASSIE LOVER!
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Anonymous ID: 80ldhIPyUnited States
6/24/2025, 6:36:47 AM No.508546053
>>508545214
ceasefire has begun