This thread is a time portal to the 90s. If you so wish, you can choose to be sent back to anywhere from 1990-2000.
Here are the terms and conditions:

Your timeline will be adjusted on your behalf whether you like it or not:

Whatever you fucked up royally in this life, you will be unable to remember fucking it up, and be unable to fuck it up so bad. You'll only know not to fuck it up, whether that means just not doing it or actually doing ti right.

Whatever royally fucked you up, your path will be altered so that wont happen and you'll remember just a vague idea that will keep it from happening to you.

Some of your memories from before the point where you go back to will be irreversibly lost. You'll just have a fuzzy warm spot and when people talk to you about events in those moments, you'll feel like the experiences are strange to you.

You will get a handful of special experiences after you go back in the years that follow which anchor you and make it feel real, but none of them will help you figure out what to do.

You will not lose any rights or abilities or gain any special rights or abilities as a result of this process.

To travel, please select when you want to go to- and why you need to go back.

>>508552187 (OP)
Holy fuck dude. Not reading that. get a fucking life

>>508552262
zoomer detected. you obviously dont remember the 90s. please get out of the thread

>>508552262
zoom zoom

too long didnt read

i have experienced too many horrible things in my life that i do not wish to relive. the death of my father, of my dog, the failed relationships, the many years of my brothers drug addiction and my ferrying him from courthouse to courthouse... no. I can't do all that again. I am a failure and a loser but since there's no way to stop all that horrible stuff from happening i dont want to go back to relive it again. I just wish i could send back a couple of heavy programming subliminal suggestions:

1) Fast food and sugary foods are the devil, you should fear and hate them with a fanatical passion.

2)in 2010 invest $1000.00 into bitcoin and save it until now.

1990, not following the golden rule

>>508552953
anon, your trip is locked in for a point in the future you're not permitted to know about yet. Do your best to correct your path and rectify your mistakes and there will be fewer consequences that are undesirable or tedious, and your next journey will be sweeter.
You will not be allowed to return immediately even if you try to force it- that would add additional ripples and throw you off course and into a very messy time loop. So take your time here and know that it will happen at the right moment, when you've forgotten about this thread and in the future. Thank you for traveling spirit airlines and have a pleasant trip.

1999.
Not losing her this time bros.

didnt read your post op, but if i woke up tomorrow back in the 90's. id turn on tv and watch some wwf and masterbate to wwe divas again

1997
I'd like to be kinder to my brother and father.
Be there for my sister more, give her better advice, and let her know that we all really do care about her.
Spend more time with my grandparents.
Treat my high school sweetheart better and marry her.
Follow my artistic passions instead of a shit STEM career I never really wanted that went nowhere.
Start lifting weights and eating better way earlier. Could have probably done bodybuilding in my youth with the way my body responds to it.