Would you become a 8ft tall warmachine that could get 2 lungs one hearthalf its abdomen removed and srill keep on fighting while being able to shrug off 30mm autocannon and being able to shoot out of the sky multiple missiles at a time and virtualy any drone thats in the air will be spotted by you mucb earlier than they can even see you, and a cool bolter that can shred trough a tank weakpoints and also works as a manpad but better.
Ans you had to go fight israel.

Cool but you get mkultrad in return

>>508560401
But yoi get to destroy israel while only their shitty anti guerrila tanks can do anything,
since youd be shooting down any missile coming at you.

>>508560190 (OP)
> you had to go fight israel.
lol no, just start the Horus Heresy and burn down this jewish world order.

Which legion would be the most loyal to Israel, personally i think the alpha legion would be

>>508562040
Word Bearers obviously

>>508562356
forgot about them yes i agree

>>508560190 (OP)
Every form of super soldier writing involves not being able to have children. My interest is lost there.

>>508560190 (OP)
While being a space marine is less shit than being your average imperium citizen it still isn't great. Depending on your geneseed you could just be forever cursed to have an insane amount of bloodlust or worse, a furry. Avoiding that and you do a good enough job, they'll recover your corpse and stuff you into a metal coffin for the rest of existence while you're in agony.

>>508562779
From my knowledge, which is little, Gears of War has a eugenics breeding program that uses their strongest soldiers to inseminate the women in the program.

>>508562356
>>508562774
Fuck off faggots, we sons of Lorgar only seek the truth. It's either Alpha Legion or Thousand sons

>>508560190 (OP)
i'll boil you from the inside out instead

>>508560190 (OP)
If the emperor willed it

>>508562926
the main protagonist in that game is a roided out beaner. how can you play that slop?

>>508563068
i wonder who is behind this post

You all think you're tough. But you'll fall the moment Slaneesh gives you a VR pleasure dome.

>>508560190 (OP)
>you become that one cool supersoldier and allat
>buuuuut you have to fight for literal demon worshippers
I'd rather join these guys and kill both kikes and soon-to-be-zogged weaklings

>>508560190 (OP)
marines don't have cocks anymore but a catheter. no thx.

>>508560190 (OP)
The Empire is a bunch of incompetent retards following a dead body, Leagues of Votann are the true descendants of humanity

>>508560190 (OP)
salamander.

>>508563399
You have to fight israel not for israel.

>>508563468
I can't believe anyone seriously likes the fucking dwarfs, but you are right about the other stuff

>>508560190 (OP)
>you had to go fight israel.
Can I keep purging the world of non-whites afterward?

>>508564138
I like the dwarf aesthetic, cool beards, big hammers and axes and I'm generally a fan of underground races. Additionally Leagues of Votann have really cool tech in the setting and I like the lore

>>508560190 (OP)
They're starting project bluebeam, whatever you do, do not board the ships, frens.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uY_xgaPRYxA

>>508560190 (OP)
No send me to a 4th world african country instead

>>508563468
>manlet onions

>>508564030
everybody read it as "for Israel", you fucking wrote it wrong retard

>>508563468
>>508564489
based

>>508564030
Fighting Isreal would not be enough at this point, as every big player was already compromised by (((dual citizens))). In-universe that would be akin to closing the daemonic rift only to find out that every governor in the sector was long-since replaced by a shapeshifting demon. Before you know it, ZOGgers already label you to the public as an existential world threat for slaughtering innocent, as they claim, jews.
Only a complete purge would save the situation.

>>508562926
That game was cool specifically 2

>>508562926
If never even heard of the game but pic makes it sound based. Unfortunately it most likely isn't and that pic is imagined by some leftist who thinks banning abortion is rape.

>>508562040
The Alpha Legion would literally out-jew the jews and then leave without comment. The Alpha Legion is loyal to no one except the Alpha Legion.

>>508560190 (OP)
Hell yeah

TKD

>>508565056
Wh40k secondaries like to parrot EXTERMINATUS and BLAM memes, but they aren't an everyday occurrence. Imperium has surgical strike teams and assassins for a purpose. Drop guard on the planet to wrangle heretic forces while the muhreens and assassin temples take care of the compromised leadership. Just because most of the leadership is compromised doesn't mean it's a full blown daemon world, yet atleast.

>>508565056
This also, these demons are global

You’d have to get the wolf brigade to hunt them down

>>508560909
Basd, Word Bearers are the best.

>>508562040
Ultramarines they are ZOGbots with a progressive leader

>>508565875
Lol, I wish I lived in a non-cucked country and could get an MG42 just to cosplay that.
>deco or non-functional replica exist
Sure, but that'd be like being castrated. Sure in a way I already am as I'm not realistically* able to get one, but having a hunk of non-functional steel would only add insult to injury.

*you can technically get a loicense for owning machine guns in Finland but you'd need to be a registered collector, and they sure as hell aren't handing out licenses to be one

>>508564435
Yeah why not

>>508560190 (OP)
>Would you become a space marine
I'm already a Word Bearer.

>>508562040
jews are literally Tzeentch cultist

>>508566515
May Chaos damn you and protect you brother !
We sons of Lorgar will free humanity from the carion lord !

>>508566535
Always start wars like korne
Rape kids like slaneesh
Skeeming like tzeetch
Orchestrate pandemics and "vaccines" like nurgle

This niggers play all sides.

>>508560190 (OP)
You had me at fight Israel
Everything else was irrelevant afterwards

>>508560190 (OP)
yes, and I would use my powers to singlehandedly denounce the talmud.

>>508560190 (OP)

>>508560190 (OP)
If I'm fighting AGAINST israel, I would do it.

>>508560190 (OP)
I'll just join the world eaters and I'll fight anyone