I was traveling the astral plane when I came across the most enlightened and thoughtful place I've seen in a long time. I decided to stop for a moment and congratulate you all, for your amazingly keen insights and strong aura.

Anyways, I'm kind of low on cash, and my migraines are picking up again (from all the negative frequencies the reptilians are putting out). Would anyone be willing to loan me some cash, so that I can buy marijuana?

>>508589948 (OP)

Normally I wouldn't ask, but you guys seem really cool.

This is the last tube of glue I have. Take it or leave it.

op is a jewish faggot

>>508590319

Sweet. That's really enlightened of you. But I was wondering, does your mother leave her purse unattended? Perhaps we can check in there, for some extra cash or even her bank card. Normally I wouldn't ask, but the frequencies are really low recently, and I was thinking that perhaps somebody as smart as yourself with a GOAT aura would understand the value of selflessness, and help a space brother out?

>>508590399

You do not possess the values of selflessness. I detect a really low and needy aura from you. Probably reptilian. Do you have any spare cash that I can borrow?

>>508589948 (OP)
THIS UNIRONICALLY WORKS IF U RLY TRY THESE RETARDS ARE SERIOUSLY THIS GULLIBLE

>>508590741

Wow. That's a really cool flag you have there. German. I respect the Germans a lot.

You wouldn't happen to have an extra cigarette by any chance? Those things are super unhealthy and low frequency, and I was thinking that perhaps I could dispose of them for you?

You guys aren't bumping my thread enough. Perhaps I was wrong, about how smart you guys are?

You guys might actually be losers. I'm sensing some deceptive frequencies and auras of stinginess around here.

>>508591484
Nobody wants to roleplay with you, moshe. Sorry.

None of this would fly in the Pleiades. You guys need to learn the values of selflessness, to ascend anywhere.

>>508591847
You seem to have strong moral principals, perhaps a little misguided, but strong nonetheless.

Does your sister have any friends, by any chance?

This thread is full of bottomfeeders. You guys should honestly learn some social skills. i was trying to help you out.

>>508589948 (OP)

OP, you have a beautiful aura and are definitely an ascended master. Sorry about the cold reception you've received here, some of these absolute morons still live in their parents basement, and wouldn't smoke weed if their life depended on it. Sorry you had to suffer so long, with their ungrateful attitude. I'll give you $100 so you can cure your low frequencies and escape this stupid, ungrateful place. Here you go. $200. Hopefully these anonymous losers can learn by example, and do better next time their assistance is needed. You seem like a really cool guy, and I hope that those pesky stingy reptilians die, because they are so stupid and ungrateful for what you were trying to do for them.

>>508592525

Thank you, sweetheart. You are truly an ascended master and I am grateful for the $20 you gave me. Hopefully next time you can find it in your heart to give me a full $50. That would have been a lot more useful.

-Ashtar command.

>>508589948 (OP)
Ashtar you still owe me a $100 for gas money I lent you last year.

>>508593011
That's not true. You gave it to me, no strings attached. You're probably just trying to scam me, because you think that my generosity is a weakness. Well, I can see right through your clingy and deceptive aura. You will not be getting any more money from me, because it will probably be used to buy alcohol. Have you tried quitting your bad habits? Just a suggestion.

-Ashtar command.

Just to clarify, alcohol is a horrible habit. But smoking weed is fine. You guys are all probably alcoholics, which is why you're on here to begin with, bickering with each other about petty politics.

None of you are "Aryans". But you sure are "scammers". Don't ever ask for my help, ever again.

>>508594033
Fuck off, we're full.