lets discuss connections between sumerian state cults, abraham, joseph, atenism and how esoteric knowledge and being exiled for control measures through heresy is the beginning of the jewish story that is left out of the bible and altered with metaphor

>>508592726 (OP)
>lets discuss connections between sumerian state cults, abraham, joseph, atenism and how esoteric knowledge and being exiled for control measures through heresy is the beginning of the jewish story that is left out of the bible and altered with metaphor
Aten was a mushroom- all religions are based on mushrooms

Adam and Eve == Red clay and rib bone

>>508592726 (OP)
I remember reading Newton's treatise in which he wrote how the children of Noah spread the cult of Saturn to the world.

https://web.archive.org/web/20071108210642/http://www.newtonproject.sussex.ac.uk/texts/viewtext.php?id=THEM00040&mode=normalized

>>508592987
Sorry my mistake. He wrote about how Noah was the ancestor of ancient monarchies in antiquity.

The story checks out very well, and explains sumerian mythology being very similar, as well as practices in early bible seeming foreign and phasing out after joshua

>>508592923
>Aten was a mushroom- all religions are based on mushrooms
>Adam and Eve == Red clay and rib bone
Adam and eve are a mushroom
They ate a mushroom
Satan is also a mushroom

When you know you know

>>508592726 (OP)
The Jewish story is that they were an insignificant hill tribe of goat herders and petty bandits who got relocated to Babylon as slave labor. They were eventually kicked out for doing Kike shit.
Everything else is We Wuz Kangz fanfic they made up later, mostly stealing from the civilizations around them.
The Egyptian captivity never happened. Exodus never happened. The Kingdom of Israel never existed. The description of their temple is just the Temple of Marduk in Babylon. They made it all up. It’s all fucking fairy tales.

Esoteric knowledge
Tropes of the Bible
The Rebel
Satan
Moses
Jesus

All the same trope
Rebel against Heaven, Egypt, and Rome
Satan= Moses = Jesus

The expulsion of the Hyksos from Egypt aligns with traditional dating of Moses’s leading the “Jews” out of Egypt around 1400BC. Tacitus related a legend that they originated on Crete near Mount Ida, a reclusive tribe called the Ideans. The arrival of the Hyksos aligns approximately with the Minoan eruption on Thera around 1600BC. That eruption devastated Crete, and could account for portions of the Great Flood story. They were originally monotheists, but after resettling in Canaan they largely picked up paganism, as detailed in the Bible. The “state cult” most relevant here is that of Ba’al and Asherah imposed by King Ahab at behests of his wife Jezebel. The cult of Ba’al and Asherah, one of many local iterations of largely the same religion spread from Mesopotamia to the Mediterranean—likely based in an old euhemerization of Sargon of Akkad, who the Bible calls Nimrod of Shinar.

>>508593146
this is pretty much common practice for all europeons at the middle ages, using noah as a legitimization tool
>>508593162
Point number 2 seems a little odd egyptians already had those things, author is clearly biased
>>508593186
ugh retards that dont contribute anything should kts
>>508592726 (OP)
abraham was indeed from UR thats probably how they got in contact and absorbed so much of their culuture
early on they worshipped YHWH storm god until they incorporated EL into YHWH and for lack of a better word YHWH mantled into EL and viceversa
Early on the pantheon was still in effect many stories on the bible is about pitting YHWH-EL against other phoenician/sumerian/egyptian (mostly same things) they did this with kultiple Gods including baal and such, also the egyptian ones with the story of the plagues of egypt (each symbolizing a God of the egyptian pantheon)
and in the bible the other Gods manifested into the physical world in one way or another (through guiding their peoples/miracles they performed/idolatries etc) as such this clearly means every on the actually believed in those Gods just as much as YHWH-EL, i know theor fertility goddess (forgot her name but the figurines recoverd all show a woman holding her own boobs early another offshoot of the ancient fertilitt thicc goddess) and her cult was widespread between early kikes.
the only difference is that YHWH-EL was stronger
What i find more amusing is how the association of the lost tribes of israel went from a bad thing (the letter from prester john says he vassalized them and kept them in check to prevent them from being set loose upon the world which would result in destruction on the hands of those evil tirbes - also medieval europeons thought the mongols were the lost tribes of israel hence they were so evil and destructive) to a necessarily psotive and legitimizing thing (british israelite theory, mormons etc)

I think a lot of early kikes are just trying to legitimize their god among the...

>>508592726 (OP)

>>508594528
...multitude of local Gods in the same way moslems did with allah and muhammad among the multitude of Gods in pre islamic mecca
You can see the kikes are relegated to the southern territory of Judah and a lot of what they report or say is in a way to link then with a stronger and more consolidated state of israel to the north
What i think happened is that the summerians or some other group from mesopotamia or egypt razed israel and the southern locals decided to postmortously in a way insert themselves in the narrative of the northern israelites (not too dissimilar from rome LARPing as trojans) THAT SAID theres always some truth in these, we DID find Minos palace and Troy afterall and the legends KINDA allude to the real story
(Like yhehe hellenic invasion and destruction of the naval based minoan civilization in crete or the fact that troy was infact besieged and razed) what happens is those relating the events not only make them more spectacular but also insert themselves in the story as to increase their own claims and legitimacy
Most like souther kikes did this to absorb remnants of the northern israelite as archeological records show many of them sticked to the region and never moved anywhere
this can be seen many times in the bible such as the tales of solomon saul and david and such
this is one of the reasons a lot of their records seem to contradict and conflict with each other
they were clearly in egypt though

>>508592726 (OP)
Kikes are just Canaanites, no different from any other Canaanite people of the time.
They’re the same as Phoenicians and others.
There was no Biblical Hebrew before the Babylonian exile, so most stories and names in the Torah are a fusion of Sumerian/Babylonian and Zoroastrian myths.
Jews are not special and most likely were never enslaved in Egypt. Moses, if he existed, was an Egyptian initiate called Tutmose or something similar (because “Mose” means “son of” in Egyptian, not “taken from the waters”).
It’s all a big joke… really.

>>508596146
they are shown leaving egypt in stone carvings, carrying menorahs. The bible is history, its jew history so not accurate, but not made up, best source from the era really for near east as it covers such span its useful for cross referencing

>>508596864
>they are shown leaving egypt in stone carvings
Not historical proof of such. Besides, the Menorah was created after they left Egypt, not before or during their supposed escape.
But post those stone carvings here if you have access to them. (And no, the Ipuwer Papyrus doesn’t count since it was written before the supposed Exodus events..

>>508592726 (OP)
is there any actual proof modern jews are the descendants of the ones 4 or 2 thousand years ago? Are you trying to tell me the massive roman empire got out fucked but the jews didn't? Being under occupation under greeks, romans, romans again and then various muslim nations? It just doesn't add up to me personally. Who are these modern jews?

>>508592726 (OP)
on an ancient rituals kick atm. consider what ancient ritual festivals were

>free blowies from temple prostitutes if you want for just showing up
>free sportball games where its ok if some of the players get murdered, but they don't have weapons
>a sacrifice event either during an eclipse, blood/new/old/wax/wane moon something or other.
>a collective hallucination from all the drugs the temple priests/priestesses distribute
>free seeds to take with you when you go back home, courtesy of the emperor/king/dictator
>some kid friendly events

where am I going with this? there are people who "see past the myths and legends" not in a cosmic sense, nor in some sort of secret knowledge passed down in a kooky cult. the "seeing past it all" is the endpoint of a sophisticated, cultivated, refinced, educated, and as perfect as possible human mind. you *want* those people ruling you. but, and big butt, they have to know that it's all not bullshit, not at all, but it has a reason.

1/2

>>508592726 (OP)
If you actually want answers to this you should ask this on /his/. This board is mostly populated by complete retards and /x/-tier schizoids

>>508599532
2/2

look again at the greentexted events "past the myths" point by point

>obvious, but also a good way for a young man to meet a young woman. sometimes they'd keep her, take her with him after the festivities. PLUS, temples were good places, teaching hygiene, health, agriculture, medicine, childbirth, homebuilding, homemaking, etc... in a religious context. the jews see this as a fertile target for subversion, which they did.
>more or less football/basketball with a few get out of jail cards for killing, but only during the game, and no weapons. that forms tight social bonds- which can be stretched, compressed, turned on each other. the old "my team is better than yous" gets amplified when "my team killed 2 of yours and still won" is not only relevant, allowed by the government for the period of the festivities, but creates levers for manipulation of the people. obvious jew target for laying their eggs.
>obvious fun, but also dumps all the fear, shock, and awe chemicals from the brain via metabolizing them with dancing and etc..., setting up for...
>empty stomach drugs when you are tired are the most potent. the collective hallucination is when the priests/priestesses can get in full garb and everyone can see the diety at the same time.
>obvious
>obvious

all very strong social building materials. all very ripe targets for jews to eat, dismantle, and lay their parasite eggs.

you would not be surprised at all to learn who deliberately caused the black plague. you have to understand that the jews "see past the myth" and see the levers of social control. that is their ultimate drug, ultimate copulation. ultimate fantasy.

>>508592726 (OP)
there's nothing, they stolen the sumerian myths, a few of them and alter too, thinking nobody would notice. Kek!
no such thing, kikes didn't exist prior to 2800+ years ago.

>>508592726 (OP)
>esoteric knowledge
um, that's mostly the greeks