DID YOU REALLY VOTE FOR THIS????

I wanted sharks with lasers on their head desu.

>>508596920 (OP)
Hysterical

Its just so...Trump to do this

>>508596920 (OP)
alligators being imprisoned?

>>508596920 (OP)
Is this real? This is hilarious.

>>508596920 (OP)
That's a great idea, you could also ramp up the Everglade restoration process and return parts of the swamp, which will provide protection against hurricanes and increase biodiversity, the only good type of diversity.

You know if Dr Evil invested in just laser sharks he could have set them free on the public and caused a lot of chaos.

all for it but this belongs inn the middle of a vast desert state. not the middle of the everglades.

Kek, it's real. I thought it was a stupid attempt at humour. How is prison security even an issue? Layers and layers of barbed wire and steel fences dont work?

>>508596920 (OP)
>harmful impact on the everglades
literally just miles of a useless wet mosquito-filled swamp hellscape. why are eco-libs the biggest faggots in the universe?
>you can't exist because that will h-harm le nature oh no!

As a vegan I would prefer shooting them rather than putting any animals at risk.

>>508597313
Ten niggers nust escaped a loserisiana prison by tearing a shitter off the wall and walking out the back door.

>>508596920 (OP)
The snakes and gators are a nice touch but the real gem is that the ICE detention center is an old airport. So, the infrastructure is already there to fly the illegals out of the country right from there. Very smart.

>>508596920 (OP)
Someone watched jojos bizarre adventure season 6 and was like “bro we gotta do this in real life”

>>508597313
there's a psychological component to this, everything is a show with MAGA haven't you noticed?

>>508596920 (OP)
pythons arent that dangerous to humans tbqhwyfampie

>>508596920 (OP)
>low cost
I don't think that feeding thousands of gators is "low cost"

>>508596920 (OP)
This nigger is fucking retarded kek

>>508598331
Who cares, just feed them Mickey Ds and they'll be fine

>>508596920 (OP)
>environmental groups are warning about the harmful impact of illegal border crossing

>>508596920 (OP)
no national park is complete without a prison

>>508596920 (OP)
Unfathomably based

I'd be happy if the alligators were allowed to freely roam inside the prison...less costs to feed them too...

>>508596920 (OP)
Too moderate
Almost cuckish
It's not supposed to be a free vacation in a petting zoo
Boomers can't come up with good ideas, but as long as it works it's still acceptable

Please be true

>>508599808
kek, it is
>https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-building-alligator-alcatraz-where-ice-detainees-face-natures-own-security-system