This is why Tim lost

>>508598155 (OP)
>giving a fuck about another dude watching you in public
Who goes "man, I can't have soup otherwise I look like a fucking faggot!"

>>508598155 (OP)
imagine taking the shit watters says seriously

>>508598155 (OP)
This Waters fellow is a bit slow but I have to agree with him on this. Also eating ice cream and wearing earrings are gay activities.

>>508598155 (OP)
Everyone lost because they imported 42 million people since 2020 while you run scientology clear on people for your own gain

>>508598155 (OP)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with soup

>>508598155 (OP)
sounds insecure

>>508598155 (OP)
>don't eat soup in public
fucking what lol

>>508598415
it's weird in public

>>508598155 (OP)
I would kill to be a writer for Jesse Watters.
Getting paid to mock Republican boomers to their faces five times a week because they're too stupid to understand satire. Just coming up with the most retarded things I can and having him say them with a straight face.
What a life that must be.

>>508598155 (OP)
Men that have silly rules like this are usually the ones that are very insecure about their own masculinity. Watters probably dresses up like a girl with the cameras off.

>>508598415
>>508598524
soup you eat only when you're sick or in a war.

>>508598524
No it isn't.
>>508598549
Like being a lower paid colbert writer

>>508598155 (OP)
So at a fast food joint your supposed to take off the lid and drink off the dirty top that some goblina handled? Also, milkshakes are ageless. Soup can be made at home

>>508598155 (OP)
>eat soup in public
WHAT THE FUCK

>>508598626
this
Probably was molested too

you can deepthroat bananas and it would be less gay than caring what others think or how you appear to them and that goes for being "masculine" as well, if you need to "appear" masculine you are a sissy faggot

>>508598155 (OP)
I agree with him unironically.
>>508598415
It's uncouth. If I imagine someone eating soup in public it's going to be a senior citizen (who doesn't give a shit anymore) or a chinaman.

>>508598304
its true. whenever I eat soup, I can't help but fantasize about a big juicy cock getting shoved into my asshole. I swear, it's those damn alphabet noodles telling me to be a faggot.

>>508598155 (OP)
Uhhh about that

>>508598155 (OP)
Walz lost because he's a self hating retard

>>508598155 (OP)
>can't eat soup in public
WTF kind of bashed with a brick deadbrain retardation is this?

>>508598792
>>508598879
I also don't use straws in general. I do not buy drinks that come automatically with lids and straws.

>>508598415
>he eats soup...IN PUBLIC

>>508598915
Sounds fake

>>508598155 (OP)
Who TF cares what jesse Waters says. He's like a little Fag with his hand gestures on air. He's just another Paid Shill on FOX

This is how most people in the South/Rustbelt actually think though.

>>508598626
>a man with some sort of standard, especially one that causes him to move away from the globohomo feminization project is either
>"insecure" its ok, just a buzzword no need to address specifics
>homosexual
If a faggot needs it explained why pants are better than shorts, boots are better than whatever carpet ready glorifed socks you guys are wearing, carrying a handgun and knife with you is an excellent idea etc
Well hes obviously some urban faggot male. Women get to sit around in 3 grams of see through clothing and eat and drink shit all day while they cluck(thats you on your phone, v-neck).
For a guy like you, yes being a man will seem performative, because you arent one and putting on jeans is something you only had to do 4 years ago when you went to grandpas and started walking on something taller than astroturf and asphalt(its only 3 acres in town and he just hadnt mowed in 4 weeks)

Look. Between the man dressing and acting like a man, and the nu male looking at it and feeling the need to say its insecurity(the man is unaware of your existence at whatever coffee table youre seething from, hes there to buy an order of 6 for his crew of workers who provide and create tangible goods and services), I pick the man. Without him, the nu-male wouldnt be able to exist, and would just be a man.
Men allow you to be a mentally and physically weak faggot who will never bring anything of value into the world while taking as much as possible from it, being thankful wouldnt hurt, if just to stop your own internalized seething from affecting you.

>>508599771
Didn’t read and don’t care, I like milkshakes and you’re not gonna stop be drinking them

>>508599919
>random creature skitters in to try to intercept a post for someone else
Thats nice, I wasnt addressing milkshakes or straws. Drinking out of public containers directly is fucking disgusting, straws are fine. Drinking milkshakes is gay but so specific it doesnt matter. Its like giving a guy shit for having a lolipop, hes never going to do it enough to matter. Queers will run around in gym shorts with a phone glued to their hand every day of their lives if you dont tell them better.

But men dont eat in public though so there is that, its extremely self evident why, dont even start.

>>508598304
The sad part is PLENTY of people think that way. Its the same shit as
>men cant cry under any circumstance
>in fact, fuck ALL emotion, you have to be "stoic"
And all it does is lead to mental illness as men tear themselves apart inside and have no outlets or safe spaces to let it all out. This is why I stopped giving a fuck about what ANYONE else thinks back when I was 15. I dont live for others, I dont live for "society" or to "fit in". I live for myself and no one or nothing else. None of these other people would piss on me if I was one fire, none of them would give a single flying fuck if I was hurt or in danger, so I dont give a single flying fuck about any of them or their opinions.

>>508600288
lmao. I think 99% of men have probably been to a restaurant, what a strange post

>>508598155 (OP)
>Jesse Bailey Watters
This nigga got two girl names

>>508598155 (OP)
>soup
Is part of any proper multicourse meal.
>cross legs
You put your ankle over your knee, leaving your crotch spread wide for all to see.
>straws
Generally pretty gay.
>bitching endlessly about a milkshake
That is one sour son of a bitch.

>>508598155 (OP)
Is this why the Japanese birth rate is low? Men eating ramen in front of women makes them low tier?

>>508598304
I dont eat soup in public because i hate people who slurp when they eat and i try to not be a hypocrite

>>508598155 (OP)
He can fuck off
These are the guys ruining entire civilizations. Their advice is the downfall of future galactic empires they helped to destroy before they existed.

>>508600899

Mental illness is just in repented sin.

>>508598339
Thoughts on sucking bloody baby penises yid?

>>508601424
ramen = the Ick
>>508601477
>slurping
Only barbarians and Asians slurp soup.

>>508598708
But soup with borsh in it bro we call it chiorba
Thats the shit bro

>>508601196
That way of crossing your legs is almost as faggy as Trudeaus and gross/distracting unless the sole of your shoes is pristine. It is also uncomfortable so why you trying so hard to look like a fag looking for some company? Just chadspread

>>508598155 (OP)
*Z SNAPS*
I HAVE RULES FOR MEN
YAAAAAAAAS

>>508601687
Too much effort, i'd rather eat soup at home with a shot of palinka
>>508601731
Ciorba is great, shame the turks have the same name for it as us

>>508601477
O ciorba de burta coaie
Manele pe fundal
Un ciucas in pahar
Zona de fumat
Ti-ai plesnit nevasta deja de 3 ori ca de ce pula mea ea nu poate sa faca asa ciorba ca a iei pute ciudat
Toata lumea e normal copiii rad afara cu o inghetata de la magazinu de peste drum nu sti exact ce fac da da-i in plm de copii
Mai adu un ciucas fa!
Ce ciorba buna de burta

>>508598339
Fuck off, coin clipper.

>>508601932
Checkum
>>508602000
Kek
Checked myself

>>508598155 (OP)
This doesn't have anything to do with being a man. This is what someone says when they are larping as Clark Gable. Alpha's wouldn't give a fuck about straws and soup.

>>508599771
Schizo faggot gibberish. Didn’t read it

>>508602000
Living the life

>>508598155 (OP)
This is like a cartoon's idea of a "man". Doe she eat nails for breakfast too

>>508598632
You guys should know a lot about eating soup

>>508598155 (OP)
Poor people eat soup. Very uncouth of a man to display himself as poor.

>>508598304
Personally I think the other man watching me eat soup and thinking about it is the faggot. Jesse Waters is a faggot.

>>508598415
this, soup is based. especially in winter when you're working outside.
only faggots who are afraid people are going to find out their gay don't eat soup.

>>508598524
If you're gay as fuck and fantasize about sucking cocks and swallowing cum then I guess swallowing soup in front of people might make you think about how fucking gay you are, who knows how degenerates think
Alternately you could just not be a pathetic faggot and then basically you're good to go
>>508598794
>tfw the alphabet soup spells out "you are gay"
I always knew it bros thank you obama for making it legal for me to be gay

>>508598155 (OP)
i don't think a grown man should ever bare his legs

>>508598415
soup is the foundation of white society

>>508598304
Soup makes you gay. It's like trying to eat commies.

>>508598632
>only when you are in a war
Everyday?

>>508598155 (OP)
Jesse Watters is goofy faggot that likes talking about "what real men do"

>>508598155 (OP)
I'll do whatrver the fuck I want. What's that faggot going to do about it? The real measure of a man is letting faggots tell you what you can and can't do

>>508598155 (OP)
Remember when they said the answer to Trump's toughness was Chris Christie? Those are the guys that think this poser is masculine. He's a Mr. Karen.

>>508602961
I really want to see soup anon's take on what this literally-who in the OP said

>>508600899
good on you man...

>>508603485
>this literally-who in the OP
He hosts a Fox News prime time show seen by millions of boomers.

>>508598155 (OP)
>no soup in public
thats a jew, thats a motherfucking jew

>>508598304
No one because no real man even thinks about getting soup in public
>>508598481
>>508600899
>>508603016
reddit s°y arguments

>>508598785
/thread

>>508598155 (OP)
is THIS the origins of anti-soup cringe?
hmm.
pic unrelated