Pic rel is the true White man’s breakfast

>>508603588 (OP)
Blood pudding is the only euro food on there.

>>508603588 (OP)
Other than the two things on the right of the beans it looks good

who the fuck eats beans for breakfast
>oh don't mind me i'm just going to eat beans at 6am and walk around farting all day
you people make me sick.

One egg? What the fuck? Stop being a front wheel and fry me another.

>>508603689
Don’t forget the haggis, memeflag

We tend to do things in Scotland a little better than in England.
Placed side by side the Full Scottish Breakfast tends to beat out the Lesser English Breakfast time after time after time.

>>508604288
>not wrapped in news paper
>no malt vinegar
>child's portion
Bloody yank

>>508603588 (OP)
It looks like a deep fried mouse nest.

>>508603588 (OP)
Your food isn't the best food, not by a long shot.

>>508604509
Anstruther Fish Bar is literally the best fish and chips in the entire world you brown retard pleb.

>>508604952
What's in that green sauce? If it's not heavy with garlic it's bad.

>>508605111
That’s mushy peas

>>508605259
As a sauce for fish? I'll pass. English cuisine isn't good.

>>508604949
Italy's food is the most overrated, South Africa's the most underrated.

excess protein - especially from meat - shuts down psychic ability / "the third eye"

>>508605445
what's that, long pork?

>>508605413
good plan, it's almost tasteless and made of pea

>>508605445
Italian food is too popular compared to other cuisines but it's so good it can't be overrated. I never tried south african food.

>>508605413
lol it’s not a sauce. You just eat them. You put salt, vinegar, lemon on the fish and serve with tartar sauce

>>508603588 (OP)
We got this near me
https://www.cornishpastyco.com/

>hurting animals
>clogging your arteries / damaging your brain
>shortening your life-span

idiots

>>508605585
sure thing, lucichang

>>508605615
An aioli type sauce is amazing with fried fish and potatoes.

>>508603588 (OP)
>>508604409

>>508605708
the fruits and vegetables have magical powers

>>508604509
I haven't seen newspaper used since I was like 6. Doubt the Bongs still use it; healf and safety, innit.

>>508603588 (OP)
breakfast is for FAT PEOPLE !

faggot

>>508605877
do you still have chippies in South Africa?

>>508605597
It's called biltong, it's a bit like beef jerky but it contains meat.

>>508603689
How aren't sausages, bacon and potatoes cakes "Euro food"?

>>508603588 (OP)
british foods is most disgusting in the world
no umami

>>508605663
Very nice. Anywhere that serves proper Yorkshire puddings is where you want to be

>>508605615
Buy marrowfat peas and make it yourself. I didn't like mushy peas until I started to make them myself with a ton of butter, salt and pepper. The tinned shit is vile.

>>508604409
Weird, where is your Scottish flag? It doesn't exist?

>>508603968
MIGA plz
https://youtu.be/fvjfT1aMOOQ?si=6I7DSQqeYWgYlfxk

>>508606061
Of course. We usually skip the mushy peas, and we like an oily, boney fish called snoek more than haddock and cod. Hake is most common though.

>>508603588 (OP)
>Deep South
Their cuisine is something you'd eat in cold weather. Whenever we have a heat wave here, which is mild by southern US standards I wonder how the fuck they even feel like eating shit like pig feet, mac and cheese or fried chicken in high humidity 40 degrees weather. Just the thought of it makes me sweat.

thinkin bout them beans

>>508603588 (OP)
a white man eats a small breakfast because he has work to do. stuffing your face is the reward you give yourself after an accomplished day.

>>508605445
South African bbq is really good but besides that saffer food sucks. Slow cooked meat really is the best of the new world poverty foods, even if you technically aren't new world same principal.

>>508606511
you're also surrounded by water so makes sense

>>508604952
looks pretty good. would. full english brekky not so much. about to make buletten now. beef only.

>>508603588 (OP)
Based

>>508606676
T. 300lb latino

>>508606230
No one asked for your input you anime watching freak
White people eat what fuels them for a long hard days work, if you are a chink, nigger ot an italian you can immediately kill yourself with your fucking food ponsery and making everything inedible with spices

>>508606743
i use cream instead of water, to soak the bread
help to fatten up the bulette, if you only use beef

>>508606782
i don't remember asking for anyone's bio.

>>508604409
Well done Scotland you're the best! We are so inferior, well done for being so great.
- To everyone else reading, we have to pander to the Scots insecurity as they have higher suicide rates because of a mental defect called Scottish Cringe:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_cringe

>>508606934
yous stilla fat nigga

Looks delicious

>>508606819
japanese food is rank number 1 in world with italian foods idiot
your shit food is only rank 45

>>508607132
>fish and rice
WOW so exciting!

>>508607220
everyone know your british foods is disgusting
read this

japanese comments:

I lived in England for 10 years. I suffered from the food. They don't season their food at all, so I think it tastes bad to Japanese people with discerning palates. If it's not only tasteless, it's also expensive, so you lose interest in eating it even more. I had fish and chips as a safe bet, but since the fish was not seasoned, I think it would have been disqualified in Japan. But I don't think the British are so proud that they would never want to think that their own food tastes bad

I've never been to England, but Australia is seriously bad too

It may be problematic to say this, but I suspect that many ethnic groups are taste-deaf
I think Americans can only taste ketchup and mustard. There are many reasons for this, but
basically, I think Anglo don't care about taste

I used to be transferred from London to Barcelona and I realized that the weather and the food affect my mentality

It would have been nice to have found a necessary protein supplement in fish.
Britain is also an island nation, and if the aristocracy had embraced a fish diet, the economy and food culture would have been more developed
On the other hand, we are grateful to our ancestors who devoted all their thought to how to catch and eat fish, seaweed, and seafood.
Kelp, wafu, mekabu, and mozuku are all eaten normally, and we Japanese have amazing digestive enzymes!

I heard that if you ask for the best restaurant in London, they will refer you to Chinatown

I lived in England. The difference between Japan and England really comes out in McDonald's and so-called "convenience store" sandwiches. McDonald's in England is very bad. The bread of convenience store sandwiches is also dry. Cheap food tastes as bad as the price in uk. Japan, where you can eat cheap but amazing tasty food, is an exception to this rule

A variety of dishes as if they appeared in a gag cartoon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rbvT1fyUOis

>>508605445
why would it be overrated? you ever tried the sunday afternoon pizze from ze little pizzeria around the corner, that is open from 4 to 8 pm, if you're lucky? it's part of italian culture and absolutely delicious. and that's just a comfy snack. loads and loads of good stuff there. don't get me started on bakery. sfogliatelle, uh yeah.

>>508605655
Italian sausage is pretty good, but the endless variants of pasta is just a gimmick. Pasta is peasant slop with some cheese on it. I mean, I like it, but it's essentially just a shitload of simple carbs. People spaz out for it because ooh look this type of pasta is shaped like little dicks or whatever.

>>508607220
>>508607347
continued:

I live in England. I try not to be adventurous because it's expensive, tasteless, scarce, the menu is only written, and it's a triple punch. McDonald's patties and nuggets are stinky, hard, and bewilderingly bad. The vegetables I buy at the supermarket and cook at home are of poor quality. Is it a bad variety? They sell sprouted vegetables, damaged ones, expired ones, and broken eggs without a care. Chicken, pork, and beef are dry, smelly, and hard. They don't sell slices. They don't taste good. The only things that taste good are ham and lamb. You can't expect it to be as good as in Japanese supermarkets. When they are hungry and can only eat a little food, they satisfy their hunger by eating ice cream, cookies, chocolates, so-called sugar. So they complete their hunger with palatable sugar. It's sold as if it's good enough to eat, without considering the feelings of the eater. The way they think is also poor. Someone once said that winning the war was ruining England. I agree

When I traveled to Australia a long time ago, one day I visited a ranch and was served a steak grilled on the spot for lunch. Many Japanese tourists who were happy with the steak initially left it uneaten after a few bites. The tour conductor told us, "Aussie beef itself is a tasty meat, but in Australia, because of the tradition of British food culture, the meat is grilled without seasoning, and because there is no way to prevent the juices from seeping out, the umami and flavor is lost, and the result is just a tasteless finish. The meat istelf is not bad," he said in a desperate attempt to explain himself.

Fifty years ago, I went on my honeymoon to a restaurant in London and was disgusted by the mashed spinach that was served as a side. I thought it would have tasted better with salt and pepper and a little butter. The spaghetti restaurants in Rome are also of a very low level compared to those in Japan, and the fritters in Venice were not tasty at all

>>508607132
>India
>11
>higher than Thailand, Vietnam, USA and Czechia
Into the trash it goes

>>508607132
This symbol '2' means 2nd place. Obviously Italy won on the 3 decimal place figure.

>>508607347
Hopy para slab
Fry up > sushi

>>508605719
that sounds good, I'll give it a go
>>508606338
I live in the south, I've heard mushy peas are better up north. the tinned stuff is awful and even the stuff from the chippy is pretty bad.

>>508607402
You chose to live with niggers lmao stfu niggerlover.

>>508606260
sunday roast is one of the peaks in english cuisine, no doubt. beef wellington springs to mind, also. yorkshire pudding is one of the typical and rather delicious things there, though the 'brown sauce' needs improvement.

>>508607347
> They don't season their food at all, so I think it tastes bad to Japanese people with discerning palates.
LOL. Sorry that in the UK you can get actual high quality ingredients and don’t need to use excess salt to mask the skank from your rotting rat meat
LOL

>>508607365
Pizza is great and all but anyone with a wood oven can easily learn how to make it properly, and it's essentially just bread and cheese. From the perspective of a meat-centric culture, it's all a lot of breadstuff.

>>508607347
>>508607407
TLDR mate. I put salt and vinegar on me chips

>>508606676
looks good. you eat the rosemary with this or is it decoration? never seen this before.

>>508607347
>I think Anglo don't care about taste
True. Caring about food is for faggots and women
>I heard that if you ask for the best restaurant in London, they will refer you to Chinatown
Best meal I ever had was in Soho Chinatown. Probably cooked by some FAG

>>508603588 (OP)
Lol

Barf

Worst food on earth

>>508606918
interesting. i'll have to try this. thanks a bunch.

>>508603588 (OP)
that's an irish breakfast, you can tell by the presence of white pudding and pitato farls
ergo not british

>>508607132
Keep coping miyagi
No one cares about your rice, raw fish and overcooked noodles drowned in brown overspiced sauce except for faggots and women
Kill yourself

>>508608037
>>508607766
>>508607602
then explain this idiot
when foreigner come to japan and eat real japanese foods for first time they cry
it is because they experience umami flavor first time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nbSqMZfm1XU

>>508607962
np. i also put very thinly slices karottes (i stress, very thin) into the meat-pampe, don't overdo it though
gives a bit of sweetness and texture
if you want to put feta or balkankäse into the bulette, put it into the oven for a bit, to dry the otherwise very wet cheese

>>508603588 (OP)
>sausage and eggs and toast, canned beans on the side
you can pay for this at any breakfast diner
>naan bread
Fuck off, shit skin. Tarrant did nothing wrong.

>>508607636
>You chose to live with niggers lmao stfu niggerlover
Actually we chose to live Apart from them. YOU people chose to live with them, on your tax payer's expense.

>>508608225
and there is many example of this
it is proof japanese food is special
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p9Vt5UnxqBI

>>508603588 (OP)
I'm sure british food tastes good but it all looks like shit.

>>508608225
>faggot and a woman filming themselves
>this is the defining criteria of how good our cuisine is
Try serving up your raw overspiced shit to a working white man and you'll have your jaw spun you fucking spastic

>>508608225
Ask your mom what she thought about my umami all over her tits last night, plebbit faggot

>>508607812
you're right, kinda. not everyone has a pizza oven though and firing it up only makes sense when you're about to prepare a dozen pizze and some bread. the typical sunday afternoon snack isn't for stuffing your face though. really is a culture thing, maybe comparable to fish and chips. the real cooking is something entirely different and includes meats and seafood.

>>508603588 (OP)
Mexican food is way better,

Not talking about tacobell, I mean real home cooked authentic Mexican food

>>508606041
Is that a dog?

>>508608706
Eh. I’d rather have a sausage roll from Greggs than eat that refried slop

>>508608225
The French and Italians really over rate their food from a sense of arrogance but they still like other people's cuisine at the end of the day when you look at the polls. The Japs do it from a place of total autism, unable to enjoy anything else besides what they imprinted on.

>>508608246
cheers. will try that too. normally i'll go minimalistic on these, with the exception of precaramelizing the tiny onion cubes that go in. feta is a good idea that shifts the whole thing towards köfte. also good.

>>508606180
Sausages are just meat in a tube and potatoes aren't even native to Europe. If anything potatoes are American.

>>508603588 (OP)
Mutts aren't white. Neither are Slavs, in fairness.

>>508604288
corr

>>508609211
checked
gutes gelingen

>>508609293
nah they're spanish. imported to europe and north america by spaniards from peru
americans will take credit for literally anything

>>508608724
It's Hillary

>>508604952
the best fish and chips in the entire world is the one you go to when you're hungry. You cannot quantify taste, it is relative

>>508609436
and will blame the Jews for everything else

>>508609192
been to spain?
they're proud of their culinary traditions but aren't snobs like french and italians about it
imo a good paella is better than a pizza by many orders of magnitude

>>508609293
true, but so are tomatos. england has a number of good traditional dishes. depends on how one prepares it and how it is presented, which sometimes lacks elegance. i've lived in england for a while and one of my house mates had a burger patty, a baked potato, and a can of heinz beans, every friggin day. imagine sharing a kitchen with someone like that.

>>508609597
lmao if by jews you mean brits then you're probably onto something

>>508603588 (OP)
food in the UK is so bad they have pajeet slop as their national dish

>>508603588 (OP)
No, it tastes like prison food.

>>508608392
Generally yeah, most of our dishes are comfort food.

Unrelated, I've always found it unfortunate that most tourists only visit the south, as things like fish and chips down there are absolute shit compared to what you'll get in the rest of the country. The Westmids have by far the best fish and chips but come with the downside of being the Westmids.

>>508609738
>beans every day
I'll bet sharing a bathroom was a nightmare too

>>508609993
>beans every day
But theyre a magical fruit

>>508609696
i've been and they've got good stuff indeed. my fav is austrian / bavarian though.

>>508609293
Life on land migrated there from the sea, so all cuisine is aquatic cuisine

>>508609967
the brits forgot how to cook bery quickly after having industrialised

http://www.godecookery.com/mtrans/mtrans39.htm

>>508610327
love a good pork knuckle and Kartoffelklösse

german food is underrated

>>508603854
The two things on the right of the beans are Scottish haggis and black pudding and it's delicious, you uncultured American swine!

>>508609993
kek. i'd never thought about this. we had separate bathrooms. thank god.

>>508603588 (OP)
You know why American food is better than Britbong food? Because Americans are fatter than them. Brits do not know how to make godlike American tier food.

>>508609816
So Americans know that yogurts keep exceptionally well even without refrigeration? Even more so when they're factory sealed. Exception being the "fruit on the bottom" kind but even those.
There's a bunch of salami and other cured meats in there too. JFC fucking wasteful retards.

>>508610371
>believes we popped into existence from a magical soup

>>508607824
>The bugmen I live with say onions sauce on fish is better than worcestershire sauce on fish
>We don't think of you at all
Based. Told that faggot English teacher what's what.

>>508611048
>Onions sauce
Fucking jannies

>>508603588 (OP)
What did you do to that fucking tomato? You burned water.

>>508610282
yep. proper cooking that.

there is no food in uk
only scran

>>508606338
Mushy peas is good with mint sauce, otherwise it's very bland. That's what we gave on bonfire night up north for some reason

>>508606180
>Potatoes
>Europe
You gotta be 18 to post here, illiterate faggot

>>508606117
biltong is fucking terrible sorry m8 its like bad jerky

The food of the Deep South is from a combination of cultures. For example, Southern fried chicken comes from Scottish chicken fritters and West African spiced chicken. Like the kind you get at Nando's. Man I miss Nando's honestly they had it up North in DC.

>>508607347
>>508607407
Holy seethe

>>508603588 (OP)
it's just fried greasy junk. of course it tastes good.

>>508611768
I always have my mushy peas with plenty of malt vinegar on my fish&chips

>>508603588 (OP)
lol no, and you know it, pig

>>508609993
>beans every day
They contain a great deal of group B vitamins. If you're an alcoholic, these guys are good for your health.

>>508609738
>beans, every friggin day
you missed your chance to level up

>>508611459
It's not bad but overrated to death because of that hack Ramsay

>>508614504
rate my roast

>>508614504
I don't think anyone takes that sellout fraud seriously anymore. Time and again it was proven that his restaurants serve overpriced inedible slop

>>508606676
>rosemary
>with scrambled eggs and bacon
vile

>>508605708

>>508614946
i use chives in that case

>>508615321
a little better but still why would you do that those are herbs you eat with a stake or such or a nice thick soup or broth
the only spice that should be allowed on sceabled eggs is black pepper and maybe oregano
there is 0 reason to put any herb with bacon doenst make any sense

also the rosemary on tha plate is likely just decoration I doubt the avarage american would recognize that as edible and if they did they would sprinkle it on the meat not put a shrub on the side

>>508603588 (OP)
They say the UK has no good cuisine, but if I'm not mistaken there are dozens of top of the line high cuisine recipes unique to the UK, they're just all served to rich people by kitchen staff.
Anyone have anything to mention other than the Wellington?

>>508615851
one time, i made fresh basilikum paste to go with my eggs and bacon
it was really good. but you do you

>>508615992
From this I have:

>>508616162
>self serving
so it's a morning meal?

>>508603588 (OP)
If OP's image is the white man's breakfast, then though I am white skinned, blue eyed and light haired, for strictly culinary reasons I hereby categorically renounce whiteness in favour of hellenism. There are certain limits than must never be crossed.

>>508611544
true mate, they just dont know

>>508607365
>>508605657
>>508608526
>>508610282
>>508610327
now these are not totally uninteresting

>>508610572
idiot it's not haggis it's irish white pudding you fucktard
>>508614622
decent solid 8/10
>>508616654
wog pride worldwide

>>508606260

If Yorkshire pudding was all that it would be a thing in New York

>>508604409
Haggis is English, and you love immigrants

>>508603588 (OP)
Is that naan????

>>508603968
Call it huevos rancheros and you'd be shovelling it down your fat face in seconds.

>>508617674
no

>>508608706

>>508617674
Looks like potato farls

>>508617789
huevos rancheros is potatoes and eggs you dumb fuck

sometimes they add chorizo

>>508617951
>blockwog popping in to tell us all about his native food
lmao

>>508617938
imagine the smell

>>508603968
https://youtube.com/shorts/pw4Wazs-m58

>>508609696
They are snobs about their ham, but for good reason.

Agree on paella, and to be desu I like Spanish pasta dishes more than Italian ones. Romesco > Marinara

>>508617951
Fuck off gobbo you fat nonce it's got black beans in it.

>>508617951
>huevos rancheros is potatoes and eggs
no it isn't you retarded larper

>>508606230
>ブリカスの料理
なんやお前マジで日本人なのか

>>508615971
everything is better with parsley! i was wondering about the rosemary as well. pic unrelated.

>>508618251
>>508618385
oops i got it confused with papitas con huevos

whatever

>>508603588 (OP)
no fried fruit slice? imposter breakfast

>>508603588 (OP)
Looks Indian

>>508603968
Kek

>>508604952

thats very fresh fish used to buy it from the same fishmonger

>>508621421
Why does English brekkie look so cash, but then English everything else looks like shit?

>>508617291
>idiot it's not haggis it's irish white pudding you fucktard
White pudding with lorne sausage? Doubt it.

>>508607132
>>508607347
You Japs got done by Karl Pilkington when you gave him sushi and you've never recovered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhAvm8uFYHg

>>508605585
Being a weak chink fag doesn't help the body/soul either

>>508614622
little bit of a grey band but ultimately its cooked perfectly medium rare. I think youre cutting with grain like a retard. You have to slice against the grain

>>508609798
We have lots of treasonous people. Real Brits do not eat Jeet slop.

>>508614622
Its raw

>>508604409
>Scottish breakfast is better
>Why?
>More beans

>>508605259
ok then sorry he's right, that is a child's ortion. call me oliver twist but i need some more please

>>508612215
>West African spiced chicken. Like the kind you get at Nando's.
Nando's is South African Portuguese/Moçambican.
I didn't know it existed in the US.

>>508610545
>german food is underrated
True. Eisbein with roast potatoes and sauerkraut and a big dollop of mustard is a top tier Sunday lunch.

>>508623455
I think I had Nando's once as there is only one restaurant in my region and it tasted like absolute shit. Never again. I heard there are plenty down London but then again London isn't English anymore.

>>508604952
There was one on the other side of the park I grew up near called Bob's Chippy that was pretty damn good. Wasn't even run by Chinkies.

>>508623733
>and it tasted like absolute shit.
It's usually just mediocre. People overrate it just because it's half a step up from the sloppiest of American fast food goy slop.

>>508604409
>pweez swice my mushwooms extwa fin or i cant eat dem >_<!!!
Faggot.

>>508603588 (OP)
It seems they would rather eat other things.