My trad cath wife converted me - /pol/ (#508607110) [Archived: 907 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: V6cCuGRDUnited States
6/24/2025, 8:27:35 PM No.508607110
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Made trumps "they dont know what the fuck theyre doing " clip into a ringtone for fun when my wife calls..
she was being flirty and called me to do dishes. heard it and punished me. Called in a policeman from florida. Officer Chitlogs or something . i greeted him. at the door...
He was a kind gentle looking man, a bit elderly, but had strong rippling muscles and i knew he could beat me up immediately. he just greeted me... i was in awe, stunned silence at the size of his nose.
Anyway he just walks past me into my bedroom. gets into bed with my trad cath wife, who yells at me, "honey come in here we need to teach you something, take a seat in the corner"
so i do . he starts penetrating her to my shock, and i guess its true what they say, the bigger the nose the bigger the penis. within 15 minutes he had her quivvering and shakiing and screaming, something i could never do with my average goy penile. after they were done.... he whiped the sweat off his brow, tossed it at me, looked at my battle axes and swords on the wall (i was a LARPagan) chuckled as he piicked up his massive belt with 10 radios and a beautiful pistol. Threw the sweaty wrag into my face, and told me to behave so he doesnt have to come back..
Then my wife told me to come ejaculate in her , i noticed it felt like a hotdog down a hallway........ but i did. and i ejaculated with her dissapointed look glaring at me..
THen the kind officer told me " You know, you should have faith enough in your wife's loyalty not to do a paternity test even though she told me you are infertile" and on his way out mumbled some shit about child support whatever that is... well ...

THE LORD has blessed us with a child. Its a miracle.
Im a Tradcath now too.
Praise be.
You u should learn from my story
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Anonymous ID: Nff0wEwSUnited States
6/24/2025, 8:28:41 PM No.508607202
>>508607110 (OP)
Jesus doesn't even real
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Anonymous ID: U1bsK7FvBrazil
6/24/2025, 8:32:32 PM No.508607579
>>508607110 (OP)
tl;dr
But I'm really glad for you, bro. Pump a couple more babies into her and raise a big tradcath family. We can't let heretics like Amish or the infidels take the lead.
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Anonymous ID: V6cCuGRDUnited States
6/24/2025, 8:33:08 PM No.508607629
>>508607202
but he blessed us with child. he is real. even chitlog told me so. he told me "to behave so he doesnt have to come back" and good behavior leads to happy life. a MIRACLE happenned today fren.
Anonymous ID: V6cCuGRDUnited States
6/24/2025, 8:34:13 PM No.508607741
>>508607579
it was a miracle conception. i will pray to christ, and chitlog the policeman for more though.
Sage ID: 8X8Z3YY9United States
6/24/2025, 8:53:35 PM No.508609604
>>508607110 (OP)
Is this about the kike cop in Florida who needed to be shot in his face? Chitwood I believe was the name.
Uh oh am I in trouble now lol
Anonymous ID: NuHwqprVUnited States
6/24/2025, 9:08:05 PM No.508610961
Didn't read but I don't believe you have a trad wife. She probably took 10000 dicks before she met you.