Why does this shit always happen. It’s like some natural law. Wherever a fine roastie exists so too is an ugly frumpy friend ready to cockblock. This shit got me thinking though, is it the ugly bitches fault or does the roastie preemptively set it up this way?

>>508608062 (OP)
Protip,

Ask the fat lady if she wants a burger (she does)

>T. i think fatties are cute but I prefer skinny women.

your job to figure out how to get rid of her "friend" without being offensive

her "friend" does it because you're showing interest in a woman who isn't her

it's a game the two play where they hate each others' guts but they go out together to see who can get more male interest while cockblocking the other, it's a sort of one-up-manship and the men who can navigate how retarded it is get rewarded with pussy

>>508608062 (OP)
Just fuck the ugly frumpy friend. Ideally both of them. Drug and rape them.

Many such cases.

>>508608062 (OP)
It doesn't. If the hot girl was actually interested, she would tell fatty to leave her and the guy alone

She's jealous. Women are jealous and vengeful creatures. Unlike men.

>>508608062 (OP)
“Let’s all go back to my place and order pizza”

>>508608703
>Women are jealous and vengeful creatures
They're just extremely insecure (rightgully so for titlets).

>>508608062 (OP)
Because a fat girl in her mind "does whats the best for her friend" and you're not it. But in reality, deep down, it's resentment and jealousy and knowing that if she gets a boyfriend that their friendship will die out

The reason females usually get an uglier friend is because they lack self esteem.

>>508608853
MADE

>>508608409
Fatty chaser here I do the exact opposite

>>508608062 (OP)
Riasties only look at the down side to a return of traditional courtship and life long commitments.

What they don’t realize is that Chad gets a leash too.
If Chad thinks your cute enough when you’re young and available and decides to blow out all your holes and then break your heart, well his brothers or the local town shows up and does a “Shotgun Wedding”.

Welp Chad you got her drunk and took her virginity initiated pair bonding in her and got her pregnant but don’t want to marry her?
Tough shit bro.

She was cute enough to fug, she’s cute enough to be your wife and you are going to be a good husband.

Both sides benefit from stricter and well defined courtship and mating and it causes people and families and friends to be more careful and make sure they are picking the right partner.

>oh nooooo I can’t just try on every shoe in the store, pick one and then take it back if I don’t like it.

Problem is that leads to stores filled with used shoes no one wants to wear.
People are paying good money and need those shoes to be reliable and not fail and mess up their feet and cause injuries that can’t be fixed.

Now no one gets a comfy pair of shoes that’s right for them.

No one is forcing people to get married and have sex or kids.
But once you do you need to be responsible for your choices.
And todays system leads to messed up men, women and children.
It isn’t working. The needs of the many out way the needs of the few.

>>508608568
She wants a burger.

>>508608062 (OP)
You have to separate her from the hambeast permanently

>>508608853
Makes you wonder how society would look if men walked around with their dicks hanging out. Would dicklets be even more aggressive? Would the guy with the biggest dick always have the last word?

>>508608568
Ngl the guy is a pussy and i think the fatty did the right thing here.

>>508608062 (OP)
Pretty old study. You should have learned about this over a decade ago, but I guess women have really set out to disrupt education. The relationship between the hog and stacy is symbiotic and hierarchal. Stacy needs the hog to give her a contrast boost, while the hog needs stacy to even get in radius of a male. Stacy also needs this as a defense so that she doesn't become some other stacy's hog. The hog's hope is that stacy will create a situation where a guy will make an intoxicated mistake and settle for her. The best way to navigate around this enigma is like that anon said, to distract her with talks of food, which can also double as effective with the other girl. This is a decent out, but we still have not found the solution for just simply ugly and/or deformed women who do this.

>>508608062 (OP)
Is that Tifat?

>>508608062 (OP)
this
>she has a boyfriend!
do you two share the same dude or something

>>508608062 (OP)
this happened to me once, and i completely ignored the pork and proceeded to talk to her friend lol

>>508608062 (OP)
>gets cockblocked by the fat gremlin friend
skill issue

>>508608062 (OP)
>women being mean to chad
>"Why does this shit always happen."
It doesn't. But this does happen to sub-8 men because ugly women hate non-chads more than average women and beautiful women.

fuck fat first then fuck fit later.

>>508612070
*ugly women hate non-chads more than average women and beautiful women hate non-chads.

>>508608568
In fairness the girl looks pretty smashed, so she's just stopping some faggot trying to prey on her

>>508611862
>she has a boyfriend!
I got this from a dude recently, don't know if he was her simp or just a fag.

>>508608409

>>508608062 (OP)
>having a smoke outside the bar
>qt from the street walks up and introduces herself, asks how im doing
>waiting for ashton kutcher to pop out of the bushes and stab me or something
>having a pleasant conversation
>hambeast comes around the corner and runs to grab her hand, looking at me with absolute fear and panic in her eyes, dragging qt away
>qt smiles and says bye
i never felt more human and more creature within a 5 minute period.

>>508610194
Would’ve slapped the fat bitch so hard she would’ve lost 10 pounds from crying

>>508608428
Back in the day when most socializing was done at bars, we called those creatures the "grenade." Someone would have to jump on it or no one got laid.

And back when women being obese was a rarity, they were known as "DUFF girls." Designated Ugly Fat Friend. They existed just to make the rest of the girls look better.

>>508608062 (OP)
You have to actually go outside in order for this to happen to you

>>508609775
unfathomably based

>>508608062 (OP)
This actually works and women are inclined to listen to the advice of deranged lesbian mental inpatients than normal men who care for them. It's basically the story of feminism.

>>508608853
Booblets BTFO

>>508608062 (OP)
You hit on the ugly one to make the hot one jealous. The only reason the whale is in the group is to make the satacys look better. Literal basic shit.

>>508608062 (OP)
being nice to/hitting on the ugly friend is like step 1 in having any game

>>508608062 (OP)

>>508615183
rollin

you have to be 18 to post here holy shit i figured out like 7 workarounds to this issue at least 5 years ago

>>508608853
Hey, I like itty bitty titties with a small tight ass...

>>508610471
No, because by and large men at not jealous of each other. Almost all women are.

>>508608062 (OP)
>>508608568
Mid women give me the -ick. Ugly women I just feel sorry for them for maybe one second then look away but mid women give me the ick, especially when they open their mouth about some inane bullshit nobody cares about.

>>508608853
It isn’t even that hard to grow them anymore.
At least r/progressivegrowth2 with breast growth in unbelievably short times led me to believe.
Usually unintended Chemicals like anti-depressants or deliberate formulas led to that particular genetic makeup putting on the pounds where it matters.
Trouble is to get the chemicals that give you a beautiful body without overly sagging boobs, or cellulose butt which makes it a bit risky, but at the worst, those cases can be dealt with via reduction and a different med started.
From what I’ve been seeing the risk is almost non-existent though.
I’d still recommend vetting for the one that gives you the best hourglass.

>>508613552
Im glad my older bro is a chubby chaser
I didnt deserve a wingman as good as him

I'm trying to think of a time that has actually happened to me. I usually go to Higher end Clubs in the Silicon Valley and SF and I usually have groups of Asian Baddies all trying to talk to me. Rarely any fatties even there. Though, a few months ago I was at a music venue and had this Latina girl all over me. When I went out to smoke, she sat on my lap and one of her dude friends aggressively came up and told her they have to go lol poor guy.

>>508608853
She’s skinny irl, but if she gave me the time of day, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.

You can have gigantic natural boobs, but if personalities don’t meld, I’m a guy that seeks the occasional shoulder to cry on and you have a solid enough understanding of me not to judge me by my faults.

>>508613552
This

>>508608568
To be fair that is where someone should step in on her behalf. She is obviously drunk out of her mind and easy to take advantage of. This webm isn't really a good example of fatty stepping in front of a guy trying to hit on an attractive girl.

>>508616267
All of that shit is a scam, it's like the female version of those dick growth techniques.

>>508608853
I like titlets & think they're hot.

>>508608062 (OP)
My experience (and I have a lot of experience) is that female friendships do not exist. They are all in a big unspoken competition where they are constantly trying to sabotage one another. You can pretty much guarantee that when a bitch gets married, her maid of honor is trying to make the entire event about herself. Every birthday, every major life event, becomes this unspoken clit measuring contest. They will constantly try to drive each other into bad relationships while also encouraging each other to divorce or dump good men. It's unreal how toxic "besties" can be.

>>508608062 (OP)
>is it the ugly bitches fault or does the roastie preemptively set it up this way?
It is always the uggo’s fault, but it’s part of all women’s nature to sabotage more attractive women. It’s why women yass queen when other girls chop their tits off, big themselves into oblivion, or start getting fat as fuck. I can only speculate as to why they tend to do it, but I’ll be damned if they don’t all seemingly do it.

>>508608873
this shes being an evil cunt. anyone that blocks anyone else from love is evil and women cant wrap their tiny minds around this simple basic thing

they really thing the other person cares when really its for their own benefit in one way or another