>>508613401This is actually the only solution. It requires enough retarded shit happening that JPow fumbles which is unlikely.
Or the economy just naturally crashing which implies the global economy was crashing.
>I DON'T WANT WAR WITH IRAN WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You retards, a few days ago.>Be me though? GREATEST ALLY.You may ask why I was pro-war with Iran. It would would have crashed China. That would crash our economy. Then foreigners would move back to their families rapidly. Housing would have been dirt cheap as boomers sell while their benefits collapse to stay afloat.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M SURROUNDED BY A ZERO STRATEGY FUCKING RETARDED LOT OF DUMBASSES WHO CAN'T SEE 3 MERE FUCKING STEPS AHEAD OF THE FUCKING CURVE!