https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/turkey-sandwiches-stealth-preparing-b-2-bomber-missions-2025-06-23/

>>508614341 (OP)
what else do they need?

>>508614341 (OP)
Still better than MREs.

>>508614741
Sunflower seeds

>>508614341 (OP)
that doesn't sound so-

without cheese?

>>508614341 (OP)
wow this really makes me identify with them and now I want to fight for israel too

Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, and Mayo is all you need.

>>508614341 (OP)
Imagine sniffing their seats after a bombing run.

>>508614341 (OP)
>without cheese
>>508615194
>without cheese?
There are probably no whites on board.

>>508614341 (OP)
I fucking love turkey sandwiches.

Wat
If anything cheese makes you not want to go to the bathroom, unless it's amerimutt plastic "cheese"...

>>508614341 (OP)
that sucks!

Don’t care what retarded zogbots do on behalf of their isreali masters

>>508614341 (OP)
Pretty sure US Bomber and Spy plane crew get these pastes that taste like Steaks, Desserts or Fruits.

>>508615194
>>508614341 (OP)

Did they use keto bread? Here is my B2 sandwich

>cloud bread made of cream cheese
>turkey
>onions
>pickle rounds

>>508614341 (OP)
Do pilots feel ptsd? Or are they so far removed from death that it’s just a casual thing for them

>>508615442
Or if you cannot tolerate lactose because your ancestors were not white.

>>508615692
Mexicans are partially white, so your post is inaccurate

Big fucking deal. I worked on the flight deck and was lucky to eat at all.

>>508614341 (OP)
That is pretty standard. One of the pilots talked about it even back when they bombed Yugoslavia in 1999.
I'm sure that one of those stories is on this channel

https://www.youtube.com/@10percenttrue/videos

>>508615536
those pastes also contain amphetamine and now modafinil, too

>>508614913
U-2 pilots have to eat liquid MREs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=LZuEGAsO4CA

>>508615442
Speaking of this. I have a package of this shit (Kraft cheese slices) in my fridge that I've kept there as an experiment to see if anything "happens to it". It's been there for 6 years now. It's still hasn't molded up or anything. Looks just like it did when bought. I never use it and will never use it. Real cheese or no cheese. I should just throw it out but it's there as a reminder that processed shit chemicals are in our "food" to make Robert Kraft and other billionaire cunts very rich and us very sick.

I might feed it to the dog next door who barks all the fucking time at his shadow. If it kills it, then I will be much happier and then definitely throw it out.

>>508615679
U2 pilots get brain and ocular damage from the altitude. also increased cancer risk.

>>508615442
you're a dumbass. expected for a spic tho
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

>>508614341 (OP)
I expected that they would eat the same MREs that anyone else gets in the field.

>>508615692
lactose is broken in cheese. yogurt, keffir....

>>508614341 (OP)
Wow bombing people from the sky is so hard.

>>508616193
Fuck, that sucks
I guess the pussy and prestige are worth it to them

>>508614341 (OP)
Shit sandwiches
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5FHLIMNnljs&

>>508614341 (OP)
Who gives a fuck? Truck drivers and flight attendants go long periods without eating or using a bathroom too. And they're not killing people.

We're supposed to worship these cringe aviation nerds who push a button 30,000 feet above some sand people like they're some heroic warriors? Fuck them, they're terrorist zogbots. Iran did nothing to the US.

>>508616076
they need boner to fuck each other, they are like Spartans now?

>>508615442
Cheese makes you gassy which makes you want to poop. Surprised I have to explain this to someone whose cuisine consists of cheese and tortillas.

>>508616282
They have a cot and a microwave inside the B-2 crew cabin

>>508615609
Sandwiches don't agree with my stomach, if I had to go on a long mission like that I'd probably just eat a ton of yogurt and tikka masala, rice, and asparagus and then have a couple of big hot steaming pints of sugar free orange flavored metamucil to wash it all down with.

>>508615471
This, but drones explode in every panel

>>508615194
>“We go through sleep studies, we actually go through nutritional education to be able to teach each one of us: one, what wakes us up and then what helps us go to sleep,” said retired Lt. Gen. Steve Basham, who flew the B-2 for nine years and retired in 2024 as deputy commander of US European Command.
>Pilots are trained to be cognizant of foods and how they slow or speed digestion — critical in an aircraft with a single chemical toilet. Basham’s go-to meal: turkey sandwiches on wheat bread, no cheese. “As bland as you possibly can,” he said

>>508614341 (OP)

>>508617070
>without cheese

>>508616376
would rather party with a bomber pilot than some whiney faggot with no skillz

>>508614341 (OP)
They ate modafinil.

>>508616754
That just sounds like a recipe for nightmare farts. Might as well drink beer, eat cheese and sauerkraut dipped in mayo.

>>508615679
Probably not. It's such a high value job, so many people want to do it that they probably just shit can people that exhibit any signs of humanity.

>>508616168
I came here for this, Post the cheese leaf anon please, i need this!!

Crush up the addys and snort them
Eat when I got back
Rock out to Angel of Death while I bomb dune coons

>>508617070
We get it, it's a fucking stealth plane. Can't poo in the loo out the plane, stinky odors emitted from aircraft detected by punjabi detectors

>>508617195
maybe cheese makes him too sleepy or he has cheese dreams and it interferes with his performance. the point is the "turkey on wheat no cheese" is just one pilot's preferred meal for long haul flights. its implied that every pilot experiments until they find their ideal meal.

>>508614341 (OP)
Had better be some mustard on there dry turkey sandwiches are disgusting.

>be inna tank
>be doing NBC exercise
>not allowed out of the tank for multiple days
good thing you can shit in empty shell casings and eject them lol

tankerchads we just keep winning

>>508615324
no salt and pepper? s & p, the choice for me

>>508616168
you stupid fuck, cheese is a food specifically developed for preservation. normal cheese stored in a cold environment with nothing special done to it will also last forever. it's got nothing to do with preservatives. it's in a fucking refrigerator. it's the equivalent of putting it in a root cellar for years.

>>508615692
Even redskins can tolerate real gouda and dry formaggio, it's the fresh stuff that gasses them. Firm cheese for deli sandwiches or plain out quesadillas is a common thing to stop "the runs". Bread and cheese, some call it, it's usually one of the few times we eat grilled cheese.
>>508616230
Buy an ad, Nile
>>508616573
>Cheese makes you gassy
Too strong or too fresh with lots of whey, or plastic shit
>whose cuisine consists of cheese and tortillas
Mexican cuisine has many sub-genres, cheese is almost exclusive to the northern parts, so you are partly wrong and we don't use your plastic shit, even nachos are made with real cheese most of the time.
>>508616168
>Dog killer
Do pajeets tolerate lactose? i know chinamen don't

Doesn’t turkey make you t sleepy because of tryptophan? Eat something else morons!

>>508618199
It's 6 years, no cream cheese lasts that long in a flimsy plastic cover, nothing short of low-humidity and sealing with wax can last that long

I'm supposed to hate plain turkey sandwiches all of a sudden?

>>508614341 (OP)
There's only two people per plane. How many toilets do you think they need?

>>508614341 (OP)
Why turkey sandwiches doesn't turkey release a chemical that makes you sleepy?
There's other meats....

>>508614341 (OP)
Why don't they just put a tube in their ass?

>>508618199
It depends on the cheese, not all are made to last.

>>508614341 (OP)
>they’re lactose intolerant

Oh no no no

>>508614341 (OP)
As a MIC glowie I got to sit in on a B2 pilot’s presentation. These sandwiches a a big deal. He had a graph of his heart rate a mission duration, peppered by times he breaked for a sandwich. Any time his heart rate started peaking he would eat half a Sammy and his heart rate would go down. Particularly useful when entering enemy territory.

It was surprisingly human. The Sammy’s are now considered mission critical

>>508614341 (OP)
Maybe they should stop being fragile faggots.

>>508618863
And take out the duck? Never

>>508618843
Guess they are on uppers to begin with

>>508615344
wtf is wrong w you people

you need more "help" than anyone else here and by help I mean to have your head smashed into a wall

>>508618843
>doesn't turkey release a chemical that makes you sleepy?
Urban myth.
Eating a big meal is what makes you sleepy.

>>508619050
eating turkey makes you feel stupid for eating something so fucking gross

why not just eat chicken instead, this is the poverty era that you need to eat a giant gross bird instead of a chicken

>>508618743

Yes. Because /pol/ is literally just that insane to hate a deli lunchmeat because of their Reich Wing politics.

>>508614741
>>508615194
>>508615324
the Chad Jewish bagels with lox and shmear is way superior to the virgin goyim sandwich with turkey and no cheese

>>508619253
There's no such thing as jewish food.

>>508618199
The crust preserves the cheese.
An intact cheese might keep for years but once you cut it open you have to eat it in a few weeks.

>>508619365
That also depends on the cheese, there are hard types that preserve for long even if the crust is cut.

>>508619048
It's only smells. Begone jew.

>>508618743
>>508619156
>I'm supposed to hate plain turkey sandwiches all of a sudden?
Plain turkey sandwiches are woke now. Stop consuming them.

>>508619147
Neither chicken nor turkey has any taste.
It's just cheap filler meat, might as well pick the cheapest.

WHATEVER YOU FRUITY NIGGER, PIC RELATED - ITS MY BOMBER MEAL

>>508616478
They give fighter pilots about 10mg of amphetamine, that's not enough for wacky shit to happen, just enough to keep them awake all night. Thing about amphetamines is most people abuse it taking hundreds of doses at once. at the proper dosage it has less side effects than caffeine.

>>508614341 (OP)
why does cheese make americans shit themselves?

>>508616683
being a long range bomber pilot must be surreal. you're comfy in the sky with your microwave and toilet and turkey sandwiches, sitting in a chair and bringing death to people thousands of miles away, only to fly home and sleep in your own bed.

>>508614741
Making some hot pockets in a snuggie while you bomb an adversary with impunity would have been a great meme.

>>508619350
Correct

What’s the Jewish lasagna? Kugel?

>>508618843
No, you'd need to eat a comically massive amount of turkey to get a therapeutic level of tryptophan. God, why are people so fucking stupid with these old wives' tales?

ffs pumpkin seeds, tuna, salmom, almonds, most cheeses, chocolate, eggs, tofu, etc. all have higher tryptophan content than turkey. We live in the information age, grandma.

One small toilet for four amerilards is like a death sentence by gas

>>508614741
hariboo

They fly super cool bomber jets and drop WMD's and fuck shit up and reddit says "they had to poopy, eewwww" even though they dress up like dogs and poop in sand boxes and have sex with horses.

>>508619350
>There's no such thing as jewish food.
oy, oy, you are talking shmonzes there my goy
Jewish food culture is very rich and very diverse and tasty
have you ever even had a nice plate of Lokshen or a pot of matzoh ball soup with some nice cheese blintzes and rugelach for dessert?
you're missing out, goy!

>>508614341 (OP)
I was camping all weekend and I honestly can't imagine anything more fun than sky camping with the boys... Especially if you get to deliver some well deserved freedom in the middle. There's nothing sadder than living in a country with no long range bombers

Can't americans just not eat for 36 hours? Is it so unthinkable to just have energy drinks and electrolytes? Fucking pigs

>>508619628
They switched over to Armodafinil a few years ago. Works really well.

>>508614341 (OP)
Sounds oka-
>without cheese
Absolutely disgusting.

>>508614341 (OP)
sounds delicious to me, comfy climate controlled cabin, dabbing on durkas with WH40K weaponry, chatting with your buddies...

>>508615324
Agrees though a slice of Swiss provolone or Colby goes a long way too. Better be duke’s mayo

>>508620264
See>>508619920
All of that is stolen from other cultures. Jews today even have the balls to claim hummus and falafel for themselves.

>>508616168
>kraft singles
Cheese is made to age and preserve itself
Also kraft processed cheese is retarded in a way most people don't know about, its actually water diluted cheese meant to maximize profit against material expenditure.
An american single is actual cheddar that is cut up, and then two simple foodsafe chemicals are mixed in so it can bind with water, so they make more "cheese" with less actual cheese thanks to being able to actually bind water to it.

>>508614913
dude, i think most people are just pussies with food. i actually liked a lot of the MREs when i was in. like the chili, the chili mac, there was even a buffalo chicken one that was great. the breakfast ones were usually good. but when your out doing shit all day, actually moving and working, getting to stop and eat anything was nice.

>>508614341 (OP)
>SANDWICHES
Fuck me sideways we had to make do with biscuits brown and chicken paste and call it a meal for WEEKS ON END these fuckers get sandwiches FML these Zoomers are soft af

>>508620595
that is fake news
jewish food culture is distinct and unique, if anything the others are copying from us
>>508620606
so basically like a drug dealer cutting pure cocaine with baking powder to maximize profit?

>>508620491
Dukes is a fucking meme. First ingredient is sòybean oil.

>>508614341 (OP)
I like turkey

>>508620776
I like how you think someone's going to reply like anyone here has any balls to leave the house

Turkey sandwiches are a bad choice. Who the fuck is running the US airforce. Dont they know it as that tryptophan shit that makes you sleepy. Perfect for a long flight stealth pilot amirite. Genuinely stupid. How about ham instead morons.

>>508614341 (OP)
The plane has too many ugly angles. They should make it smooth and not so blockey

>>508615679
Most pilots have sky high ego's.

>>508619559
>Neither chicken nor turkey has any taste.
Wrong.
>>508619350
Correct.

>>508620932
Yes, standard american processed cheese is just any cheese mixed with sodium citrate and sodium hexametaphosphate and water.
Both of those are USP.

You can turn a block of pure cheese into a entire giant pan of many blocks of what you'd find cut into singles in a store.

>>508617782
>no cheese
>preferred meal

I always knew that bombing womena nd children takes a special kind of monster, but this is inhuman.

>>508616168
>as a reminder that processed shit chemicals are in our "food"

It doesn't rot because its just congealed plant based fat loaded with artificial flavours and colourizers.
You might as well wait for abottle of sunflower oil to rot, its the same thing basically. Its nutritionally worthless as it only consists of low quality saturated fats instead of actual diary, but its not poisonous in itself.

Food at altitude doesn't taste nice and doesn't travel well. Better to have something dry and plain.

>>508621729
fucking hell man, that's rough

>>508620776
Going in really isn’t a problem. It’s the unholy shits you get after days of eating MREs that is.

>>508621395
What now pussy?

>>508619630
Americans have very weak stomachs, it's a combination of their food processes being admittedly very clean and the food itself packed full of chemicals that make their bacterial flora useless and their intestines irritable.
They shit themselves with real spicy italian sausage and real goulash, imagine that, they had to re-invent the former as pepperoni with no spice and red dye and the latter as a hamburger helper pasta with minced meat and tomatoes to stomach it.

>>508619732
Reminds me of the little shuttle trips they had in Star Trek. They had a replicator for food and a place to sleep. Presumably they had a way for getting rid of waste as well.

>>508622122
I mean most people think its not made of any actual cheese, its just very diluted cheese invented to maximize profit.
A interesting application is if you were rationing/trying to maximize how long you can use a block of cheese to flavor things which is where it wouldn't be morally fucked.

>>508614341 (OP)

> Indian is a lead designer for B-2
> only put 1 toilet

They are lucky there were any toilets at all

>>508620776
You clearly never had the cheeseburger or the veggie omelette (vomlette) because it tasted like barf. The burger tasted like mold.

>>508614341 (OP)
Umm, it's actually turkiyye sandwich now, chud.

>>508614741
Swiss, melted Swiss cheese and mushrooms, roasted mushrooms, and caramelized onions on a burger. That is hot stuff.

>>508622122
Wait until you find what they do to lemonade

>>508616376
Cry about it faggot

>>508622741
Chicken Türkiye

>>508614341 (OP)
Why the fuck would you put cheese on a turkey sandwich?

>>508614341 (OP)
Someone archive it to fuck this Reuters intern

>>508622971
Yanks treat cheese like a condiment and put it on everything, when it's actually a protein and should take the place of meat when you have it.

>>508622971
Add neutral creaminess to a strong texture and flavorful bread and the mountain of semi-salty streaky cold meat.

>>508617179
>1pbtid about 1pbtid
low quality post.

>>508614341 (OP)
They're trying so hard to make people basedface over the bomber pilots.

>>508619048
>noooo only I can sniff the seats
Do you think you have some sort of monopoly on B-2 pilot seats?

>>508623294
>when it's actually a protein
No wonder you decent fellas don't put anything on your beans

>>508622971
The mystery chemicals and biologics put into the feed causes gluten and lactose intolerance.

>>508617070
>in an aircraft with a single chemical toilet

WTF's a chemical toilet?

>>508624451
a mini septic tank

>>508619048
Imagine sniffing the wall after he had his head smashed into it.

>>508623294
I forget bongs will just stick cheese in a bun and call it a sandwich

>>508620776
The breakfast ones were the worst and were the only ones that were inedible without heating them up

>>508620039
see Poop Cruise to confirm this

>>508620341
When you're operating a bajillion dollar stealth bomber on a no-fail mission anything that reduces your performance has to be quashed.

>>508622798

I once drove my work truck in the winter from 8am to 9pm at night with no food or water or bathroom break

what pussies

>turkey sandwiches without cheese
sounds kosher

>>508619253
lox were invented by the norse lol

>>508619253
Lox is disgusting and bagels is a peasant food like pretzels

>>508624451
a bucket with chemicals that burn and sterilize your shit.

>>508619732
Sounds extremely kino
They did a good job bombing
Landed bombs down the air duct shaft LOL

>>508620315
>There's nothing sadder than living in a country with no long range bombers
When canada is the 51st, then you'll live in a country with long range bombers. You'll get to enjoy bombing muslims like other americans do

>>508620417
Amazingly cozy. Didn't even get shot at. Perfect run. In and out. Proud of my country's military

>>508620595
>Jews today even have the balls to claim hummus and falafel for themselves.
Ive met Israelis who unironically claim that Israelis invented hummus and falafel and baba ganouj. Extreme delusion

>>508619628
druggy zogbots grim.

>>508614341 (OP)
>tfw you will never do bombing runs on jumptown with your bro in a multicrew bomber variant eclipse with a tiny hab and shoilet
fuckin bullshit

>>508622668
Vomlette was utterly disgusting. I only one time got that MRE downrange and vowed to never again. Its so bad that not only does it taste like he'll, but it comes with the worst side stuff, literally unratfuckable

I already go 36 hours without eating all the time

>>508614341 (OP)
Absolutely bullshit, flight crews either pack their own lunches or they get flight meals.
Went on more than a few long missions, a couple 24 hour ones and it's no big deal. Planes have autopilot, they can sleep in their pilot chair or in the bunks.

>>508628172
I have a theory that they always keep one terrible meal in rotation for morale purposes, as well as to enable group punishment of shitbags by giving them the worst tasting food while still technically feeding them

>>508624451
A miniature port-a-loo